HI Guys(and goat chicks) ...I have gotten some interest in a group buy for goats unlimited . I am taking an informal survey to see if there would be enough interest to get a HUGE discount if enough people are interested.

Please look at the website here for more pics and selection: http://www.goatsunlimited.com/shop2/shopd...&cat=goat+fetish
And here for a customer review and more pics:
http://www.goats-r-good.com/rockhard-4-goats.htm
Please email me if interested, price will be determined by total number of goats ordered, but I'd like to see about 7 to make it a really killer deal.
Please email me for details and feel free to browse the goatsunlimited website for any other pics and models, I am a dealer for the full line.
Thanks alot.

fatkid

I'm in :flipoff2:

GOATS.....................is there gonna be a quantity discount???

how many can we get each?

Im, "IN"! :bender:

:D MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

Oh yeah.......

hook me up.

What is the shipping cost on that?
:rolleyes:

Will these goats kick? :bender:

Originally posted by syko
Will these goats kick? :bender:


That all depends on how the "Dinner and a Movie" goes :beer: :blender: :bender::smokin:

I'm in!!!

Anyone want to do a group buy on some sheep? The goats tend to be a little mean. :flipoff2:

Real :bender: :bender: this time or are these the inflatable ones?

DO the velcro gloves work wioth those?:eek:

Got any pictures or links to the :bender:'s?

i could use some fresh meat. :rasta:

Originally posted by fatkid
Is anyone interested in getting together and doing group buy on some goats? I'm hoping that if there is enough of us we might be able to get a good deal...:bender:

Are you a :bender: dealer? Cause you sound like a :bender: dealer and we don't allow dealers to get free advertising:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

he...hehe....huh..he... We used to raise goats, 40-60 of them at a time :p

Goats are cheap.... hit the local livestock auction and pick a couple up for under $100 :D

Originally posted by DRM
he...hehe....huh..he... We used to raise goats, 40-60 of them at a time :p

Goats are cheap.... hit the local livestock auction and pick a couple up for under $100 :D
Yeah right DRM. The mythical $100 goat.:rolleyes: :flipoff2:

How old are they? Specs? I want a young :bender: I like 'em innocent:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

I'm not a moderator but shouldn't this be in the "Sick Fetish" section?:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

-Jeremy

Hey fatkid, if I line up about 200 people for the group buy do you think you could knock a couple hundy off the price :question: :bender: :bender: :bender:

i think fatkid is really a :bender: dealer trying to make a quick mass sale to boost his commission check so he can buy HIMSELF more :bender:'s at a discount. he's not lookin out for us at all !

Geez guys, ita all about Alpaca's nowadays! http://www.ilovealpacas.com

http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts-huacaya.jpg

Jeeper

Originally posted by mustard dog
Hey fatkid, if I line up about 200 people for the group buy do you think you could knock a couple hundy off the price :question: :bender: :bender: :bender:

Hey now, I'm still trying to find 198 more people to do the cage thing, how about they throw in a goat in the deal :bender: :D

COME AWN!!!! Who's with me???!?!!!?

By the time the :bender: finally get to us,..the little guy, all of the best talent will have been picked over, and we will be left with, with the basket cases. On the other hand, the :bender: barrons in Ridgecrest will be enjoying the finest :bender: flesh in the land.
Its always like that, the average Joe footing the bill for the elite...
What the Hell, im still "IN", if the price is right,..anyway the ugly :bender: always seem to try harder to please.:D

Originally posted by H8monday
anyway the ugly :bender: always seem to try harder to please.:D
Ain't that the truth.....LOL:D

Ahhhhhhh Shitttttt *big ass tears* ROTFLMFAO......
*holding my stomach*...

GAwd, you guy are fawking kill'n me!!..... *wipe'n tears*

Thanks fawkers, you just made my day!!!!....LOL:D:D:D

Originally posted by Tin Bender's Goat
Ahhhhhhh Shitttttt *big ass tears* ROTFLMFAO......
*holding my stomach*...

GAwd, you guy are fawking kill'n me!!..... *wipe'n tears*

Thanks fawkers, you just made my day!!!!....LOL:D:D:D



ROFLMAO
I just fell off my chair and hit my head
laughing soo hard

thank' s fat kid:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Adam,

I'm not a dealer or anything, I just like goats. I also pay full price like everyone else.:rolleyes:

this will help some of you first timmers...

"I pay full price"
Your kill'n me smalls....
:D:D:D

are these stock goats or aftermarket goats, the stock ones seem to fail quickly under some 'stress' ...?

Just got a e-mail from a dude in my club, he wants 2 :bender:'s. How much is shipping for 3 :bender:'s to MN.

Do you take paypal?

:D :flipoff2: :D

will you sell just the rear end
I just need the rear for my project!!! :evil: :evil:


this section right here

Adam,

I'll take one, need to keep down the yard and maybe it will piss off my neighbors.

Hey fatkid, I just saw some:bender: on ebay, do you think you can give me a better price?

If the :bender: is a real cutie, I'll leave you a good feedback:flipoff2:

Hi Guys..I am a little perplexed here. I really dont understand why I am getting all the flames here.
1) I am not making ANY profit on this venture because I DONT work for either goatsunlimited.com nor do I work for goats-r-us
2) I merely trying to promote some interest in a product by getting several people to look at it and possibly buy it. Yes IT DOES pass on a better price to you...THE CUSTOMER
3) I dont give a care where the heck you buy it...I dont make any money....
4) My goat is mearly a display animal for for 3 goat brokers..I still have to buy my stuff too.
5) I have many friends who are goat brokers and many friends who are goat consumers I dont see whats wrong with putting 2+2 together????


If you want to slam me for trying to save all you knuckleheads a bunch of money then please FORgoat me :bender:

fatkid

Originally posted by syko

Yeah right DRM. The mythical $100 goat.:rolleyes: :flipoff2:


We used to buy them for $35-$55 for most of them... pregnant ones were more, as were good breeding males...

But hey, I haven't been "INTO" :bender: 's for a few years, so my pricing may be dated :p

oH SHIT!!..hahhhahaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah

Gawd check out the top again...:flipoff2:

This kid is hot, little group shat going on

Do I feel a little hostility!!....
Are you still upset about some of the Guys On the other side of the BB kinda slam'n your girlfriend for runn'n 40's on her stock goat hoofs?........ (true story BTW)

Should I even bring the young, tender, bottle-fed calves I used to raise at he dairy farm into the picture? :D:D:D:D:D

(Ignore the 2 leger in red, check out the REAL hottie!)

http://www.mda.state.mi.us/kids/pictures/rachel1.jpg

I guess all the stuff about the Pirate BB was right.:(

FatKid, We know ALOT more about YOU than YOU think!!!!:evil:

She's hot, the goat that is...:flipoff2:

wait that looks like a cow...

You guys really should check out the goat competition... cavles are niiiiiiiice :p

i'm surprised you have any friends in the goat community, if this is how you treat them Fatkid.:(

Originally posted by fatkid
I guess all the stuff about the Pirate BB was right.:(

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY SHIAT!! I'm dieing here man.

Is this like one of those bizaro universe things?

Originally posted by fatkid
Hi Guys..I am a little perplexed here. I really dont understand why I am getting all the flames here.
1) I am not making ANY profit on this venture because I DONT work for either goatsunlimited.com nor do I work for goats-r-us
2) I merely trying to promote some interest in a product by getting several people to look at it and possibly buy it. Yes IT DOES pass on a better price to you...THE CUSTOMER
3) I dont give a care where the heck you buy it...I dont make any money....
4) My goat is mearly a display animal for for 3 goat brokers..I still have to buy my stuff too.
5) I have many friends who are goat brokers and many friends who are goat consumers I dont see whats wrong with putting 2+2 together????


If you want to slam me for trying to save all you knuckleheads a bunch of money then please FORgoat me :bender:

fatkid

Yeah right...you travel all the way to LA on your own gas just to show off the goats at the show? You provide your own fur stickers? Your Goats are all over the Goatsunlimited site and you expect us to believe that you don't get paid? Sorry, but I don't buy that for a minute!

Kid, It's not like that at all..... If you aren't try to make a quick $ than I am truely sorry.....


Now as far as the product go's it's :rainbow: , if that makes you upset than Sorry, but it's just my opion....

That's one nice thing about the list, people are brutally honest about thier opinions on :bender: love. :smokin:

It would have to be a killer deal. I can get goats around here for CHEAP! Like $25 each. Can you match those prices? And how old are they? Cuz' I like 'em young. http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/funny/tdo13.gif :bender: http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ed/lo.gif

X-ZIP-IT....A www.GOATSUNLIMITED.com (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=239475)

Fo da recad yawnna, I find it kina hard to beleeve ya aint git'n not'n ($) fo tak'n you's goats all da way to da Hammaz fo nutt'n..

fatkid, you will be providing samples at your deal next weekend right? It's gonna be cold! a nice, young, little :bender: would beat snuggling with JackA...........

Kid,
Isn't that what they call a young :binder:? anyway

We all know that your not putting together this group buy to make a profit. In fact you are doing this for the goodness of all :bender:You just want the free :bender: love! if you can't love the one you want. love the one you get..... for free..

We must have a goat fetish problem at work because those sites have been blocked.

I'll take one of those goats. Make mine a female. I wonder if goatsunlimited.com will give a group discount on shipping? :bender::bender: Hmmm... maybe I should post a poll to ask if I should get a goat or a cow? :cow:





I'm so glad that all these group buy posting started popping up because otherwise I would never have been able to figure out how to shop around and get a discount on something. I mean jeez you can't expect a guy to do his own legwork can ya? What's next? Expectng someone to make their own decisions? :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by syko
Will these goats kick? :bender:

sheesh... everybody knows you just put their hind legs in your boots so they cant kick :rolleyes:.... rookies....

:flipoff2:


:usa:

My parents live at the Hammers or somthing like that...:flipoff2:

:cool2:

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24593

:p

LMAO!!!!!:bender:

Ill take 2 Blondes & 1 Brunette. Must be brand new, nothing used for me or the deals OFF!:grinpimp:

Dude, thought you were talking Gamma Goats, the military off-road transporter. I like my goat smoked, lightly seasoned. Saves a lot of freight (no excess water).

Originally posted by ccj8008
Dude, thought you were talking Gamma Goats, the military off-road transporter. I like my goat smoked, lightly seasoned. Saves a lot of freight (no excess water).

YOU SICK FAWK...these :bender: aren't for eating:barf: :barf: .


They're for a little companionship:flipoff2:

What do ya mean NOT FOR EAT'N............LOL...:evil:

(alomost grose'd myself out on that one):D

Originally posted by Tin Bender
What do ya mean NOT FOR EAT'N............LOL...:evil:

(alomost grose'd myself out on that one):D

Bwaaaahahahahaha :barf:

LMNO! http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/ed/lo.gif:barf: :barf: :barf:

Do you have any shaved :bender:'s ?

Yes we do, I've even got them with green eyes. However it'll cost you...:flipoff2:

Any pygmy fainting goats? Just the ticket for you guys who are scared of getting kicked, and prefer the ones that just lay there :p

Originally posted by DRM
Any pygmy fainting goats? Just the ticket for you guys who are scared of getting kicked, and prefer the ones that just lay there :p
Now your talking:p

Originally posted by Jeeper
Geez guys, ita all about Alpaca's nowadays! http://www.ilovealpacas.com

http://www.ilovealpacas.com/facts-huacaya.jpg

Jeeper

I gotta agree with Jeeper on this one:p

Last night, me and the wife are watching tv. Low and behold, the Alpaca commercial comes on. My jaw dropped at the sight of those beauties :eek: :D

After franticly scribbling down the 800 number, I turned to my wife and said,"Wife, those sweet creatures look so much cuter and cuddlier than the :bender:. I'm gonna call fatkid first thing Monday morning and see if he change my order from 4 :bender:, to 7 Alpacas.":smokin:

As soon as those ladies hit the door, it's awn:beer: :beer:

Come awn fatkid, can I change my order or what :confused: :confused:

Come awn fatkid, can I change my order or what :confused: :confused:


Well wtf fatkid, it's been like two years and you still haven't returned my call regarding my order change :mad3:

maybe you should complain about it here http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249933

:flipoff2:

:confused: JRT says he has some 'used' goats for $25, --- but ask yourself, would you really want a 'used' goat that he has had ??????????
Fat KID, (he got the KID name for a reason !)---- really does have the inside track on the freshest, UNUSED stock available !!!!
Just ask Camo---- he purchased a prime specimen a few years ago,--- and i can assure you that he is a satisified REAL MAN !!!!!
Now it may not be common knowledge, but unless you have had a goat as a 'pet' ----- welllll, there is a 'rite of passage' involved, but I'll let Camo and Fat KID get into that--

actually, come to think about it,--- I have several dogs over the years, and only one goat, (and that was years ago while living in Georgia) but that is another story.
I think it is time I get back into goats !!!, need two !!

Well wtf fatkid, it's been like two years and you still haven't returned my call regarding my order change :mad3:


Talk about shitty customer service. Since alpacas are so 2002, you should look at llamas. Llamas, they're the new alpacas.

Have you considered minature ponies? I've heard good things

Can we get another buy going? My goats aren't so young and cute anymore. I need some fresh "meat." :bender::bender::bender:

So what??? You just luv'm and leave'm once they hit 2?

Sorry I haven't had the chance to get back to some of ya about the group buy, however I am still working it so we can get the best deal possible. Bear with me folks, its in the works. :flipoff2:

So what??? You just luv'm and leave'm once they hit 2?
Of course. They're just not cute anymore.

You know FatKid since you let me borrow your goat last week I think I want one of my own now. So when you get this deal worked out count me in also.

:confused: JRT says he has some 'used' goats for $25, --- but ask yourself, would you really want a 'used' goat that he has had ??????????


What are you talking about old man... I charge $250 for my 'trained' mountain goats. And if it makes you feel any better, all my goats are from the Lake Arrowhead Goat Rescue Shelter. As crazy as it sounds, most of them used to belong to Hottrod... seems Ryan was into some really wierd shit and they ran away :eek:


We are having a monthly special for May though... cause if Lujan comes back from Mexico and finds :bender: fur in our bed again, I'm a dead man.


d

Haha!

What are you talking about old man... I charge $250 for my 'trained' mountain goats. And if it makes you feel any better, all my goats are from the Lake Arrowhead Goat Rescue Shelter. As crazy as it sounds, most of them used to belong to Hottrod... seems Ryan was into some really wierd shit and they ran away :eek:


We are having a monthly special for May though... cause if Lujan comes back from Mexico and finds :bender: fur in our bed again, I'm a dead man.


d

I thought part of the Wedding contract included a :bender: clause that included permits and everything :confused:

I can understand the referance to 'mountain goats' from you dave, for a goat to get around in your 'enviroment', it would have to be able to traverse 'mountains'--- be they made of earth or flesh !!!!

What are you talking about old man... I charge $250 for my 'trained' mountain goats. And if it makes you feel any better, all my goats are from the Lake Arrowhead Goat Rescue Shelter. As crazy as it sounds, most of them used to belong to Hottrod... seems Ryan was into some really wierd shit and they ran away :eek:


We are having a monthly special for May though... cause if Lujan comes back from Mexico and finds :bender: fur in our bed again, I'm a dead man.


d


Dave I thought I told you to never say where or who you got those goats from :mad3: None the less you tell every one that I do strange things with them. :mad3: Now everyone is going to think I some wacko or something :mad3:

So what??? You just luv'm and leave'm once they hit 2?

No, that's when it's time to bbq them. Marinated from the inside!!!

Starting them off young..

http://www.megandmat.com/images/Luke/18to24months/Picture-41.jpg

Here is a nice supplement for those goats that just aren't in the mood.

http://www.getnutrition.com/photos/pl-025.jpg

Link doesn't work :confused:

Never buy a product from a vendor you've never heard of :confused:

Link doesn't work :confused:

Never buy a product from a vendor you've never heard of :confused:
Huh? the link worked before. And this isn't the first order from either place.

chit chat?



















































































lol someone had to say it :flipoff2: too bad these funnay threads are too few far and in between now a days... (sigh)

hell does anyone here even remember when there wasn't a chit chat :laughing:

I'll take 5 goats... got 10 acres of weeds and berries to be taken care of :D

chit chat?



But to us goat virgins this IS tech. :grinpimp: :grinpimp:















































































lol someone had to say it :flipoff2: too bad these funnay threads are too few far and in between now a days... (sigh)

hell does anyone here even remember when there wasn't a chit chat :laughing:

I'll take 5 goats... got 10 acres of weeds and berries to be taken care of :D

We need to get a group buy going on Coyote's. Seems I have got far too many sheep now, and cannot control the population on my own any more. :smokin:

We need to get a group buy going on Coyote's. Seems I have got far too many sheep now, and cannot control the population on my own any more. :smokin:

NAW... just let everyone who registered in 2000 be a moderator :eek: :evil:

:grinpimp: would that be july or feb 2000

:grinpimp: would that be july or feb 2000

haha how'd I know that was coming :flipoff2:

keith if just you had an axe... :evil: man there'd be a huge enlistment increase in the marching band roster :eek:

keith if just you had an axe... :evil: man there'd be a huge enlistment increase in the marching band roster :eek:

If he had the axe he would be the only one posting.

Someone registers, he lets 'em post, tells 'em how wrong/stupid they are, then ban. :flipoff2:


Are these hearty goats? A guy needs a tough goat for the MN winters.

Anybody got a good fix for a worn out goat? or should I just try to get fatkid to let me buy one and toss this one on the bbq? :smokin: :smokin: :flipoff2:

fire up the bbq