TexasBlake gear

[TexasBlake]

That's right fuckface, now you can be the proud owner of crappy ass t-shirts made by a greedy web company.

The classic and obligitory t shirt
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/4/10909094_B_tn.jpg

For the ladies who want to hit it, or who already have hit it:
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/10908507_F_tn.jpg
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/10908507_B_tn.jpg

For the baseball player, who has to "hit" a home run.
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/10908335_F_tn.jpg

Big baller hoody for those who want to get thugged out,
TexasBlake style.
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/5/10908615_F_tn.jpg

Don't hit a truck!
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/1/10908591_F_tn.jpg

For the classic and refined look, try a polo
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/8/10908598_F_tn.jpg

[Richard]

:laughing:

[Dave C]

:laughing: :laughing:

[DEnd]

I don't think the TexasBlake Would Hit it Bumper stickers are a good Idea... especially the way people on here drive. :flipoff2:

[DSI]

holy shit :eek:

a legend in his own mind...

[TexasBlake]

I don't think the TexasBlake Would Hit it Bumper stickers are a good Idea... especially the way people on here drive. :flipoff2:


True. Due to the irony in "hit it" i think teh bumper sticker line will be retired. Wouldn't want anyone to have any wrecks.

[johnny_boy02]

:eek: :laughing: Thats freaking great!!



edit im blind :shaking:

[MikeW]

Dude,
If I made my gf wear that, it would be altered to say "Mike would hit it" :flipoff2:

[Mo]

better get your vendor's Gold Star

[TexasBlake]

better get your vendor's Gold Star

It's a joke..... you actually think someone would buy this crap? :shaking:

Hell, I can only get a minimum $50 check a month. So that would mean I'd have to sell like 50 products or more.

:flipoff2:

[Mo]

It's a joke..... you actually think someone would buy this crap? :shaking:

you and I have both seen dumber things happen around here

:flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

**************THIS JUST IN****************

TexasBlakeWFO: www.cafeshops.com/Texasblake
Poo-Bear: lol
Poo-Bear: awesome
TexasBlakeWFO: you should get the panties
Poo-Bear: yea yea.
Poo-Bear: i bet i should.
TexasBlakeWFO: it even has me on the back
TexasBlakeWFO: above the ass
TexasBlakeWFO: i'd have to change yours though
TexasBlakeWFO: to TexasBlake hit it
Poo-Bear: bahahahah
Poo-Bear: youre terrible
TexasBlakeWFO: I'll even give you a discunt
TexasBlakeWFO: $7.99 is my cost

[Joe_W]

It's a joke..... you actually think someone would buy this crap? :shaking:

Hell, I can only get a minimum $50 check a month. So that would mean I'd have to sell like 50 products or more.

:flipoff2:


The pic still sucks..if you could get something 1/2 way decent looking I would pimp that shit at TPP :D

[TexasBlake]

The pic still sucks..if you could get something 1/2 way decent looking I would pimp that shit at TPP :D

You're the work at home for IBM wearing your tightie whities all day wearing computer network nerd. Make a better image bicH!





I have a special shirt that I am going to pimp at TPP, it's a secret.

[Joe_W]

Can they not use the regular pic? Lets talk to that battery sucking ipod loving midwesterner Chem

[Doug K]

I will be buying the Hoody or Baseball shirt... fuck it looks ghetto-tastic. Have you considered a rap career?

Doug

[RMW]

you post that pic, and i'll give you a vector drawing of it you can use on your shirts.

[TexasBlake]

I will be buying the Hoody or Baseball shirt... fuck it looks ghetto-tastic. Have you considered a rap career?

Doug

It'll be a cross between Easy-E, MC Hammer, Freddie Mercury, and Willie Nelson.


Blakey Tyme:
http://ricn.ru/humour/posts/images/313.gif

[TexasBlake]

you post that pic, and i'll give you a vector drawing of it you can use on your shirts.

By god that pics oif eeverywehere. make it as hi res as possibe.

[fj40john]

gonna have to pick one up...before you know it, you will need that gold star :flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

Well god damnit. THose things cost like $100.

[fj40john]

well...stop whoring yourself out on here and you may not have to buy one...

you did this just to get your face on some chiks ass didn't you :flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

well...stop whoring yourself out on here and you may not have to buy one...

you did this just to get your face on some chiks ass didn't you :flipoff2:

Yeah. At least if my face is on the underwear, I don't have to smell her ass.

[Flipper]

:)

[Mo]

Well god damnit. THose things cost like $100.

that's like $8 a month. cheapskate.

[Joe_W]

that's like $8 a month. cheapskate.

A dog from the pound is like $50


Now who's a cheapskate?

[Mo]

:)


now that's funny shiznit

[Mo]

A dog from the pound is like $50


Now who's a cheapskate?

then there's the food and vet bills, fawker. :flipoff2:

[papee]

:flipoff2:

[Buddha's Ghost]

:flipoff2:http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=124088&stc=1


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[ChevyGal]

It's a joke..... you actually think someone would buy this crap? :shaking:


*puts cash away* :emb:

[Drunk tank]

that's like $8 a month. cheapskate.

thats 96 bucks a year... there for TB's statment "Well god damnit. THose things cost like $100." is sound as he did not mention a specific portion of time and memberships are commonly done on a yearly basis.

[Motornoggin]

:flipoff2:

Teh best part is that she is wearing a Motornoggin Fan Club thong and Blake doesn't know it. :D

[TexasBlake]

Teh best part is that she is wearing a Motornoggin Fan Club thong and Blake doesn't know it. :D
I'd find out soon enough. :flipoff2:

And then take it off...................





j/j. That's KRigg's girlie friend, so out of respect I can't say anthing.

[RMW]

haha - well its far from done - but i started for like 15 mins on this. more to come...later on cause i'm tired and going to bed.

[mr4x42u]

:flipoff2:


http://www.vwbaja.net/public_html/Gallery/76538908/mr4x42u_pics/clinton_hit_it.jpg

[Dave C]

you know, those would be cool to wear just because nobody would know what the hell that meant

[DRM]

Nice work RMW!!!

[That Mick]

haha - well its far from done - but i started for like 15 mins on this. more to come...later on cause i'm tired and going to bed.


No man, leave it the hell alone! TB- put that on a shirt, and you will soon be worth eleventy BILLION dollars :D:D

Seriously, I'd wear that on a shirt, just to mess with poeple.

Matt

[Joe_W]

No man, leave it the hell alone! TB- put that on a shirt, and you will soon be worth eleventy BILLION dollars :D:D

Seriously, I'd wear that on a shirt, just to mess with poeple.

Matt

I still think we need the thumbs up..thats an integral part imo

[Del taco]

all i know is how funny would it be to be sporting one of these:
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/8/10908598_F_tn.jpg
as you lined up your tee shot.

dude, you may end up selling some of those warez.

[TexasBlake]

Alright I updated the thingie ma bob.

I can just imagine if I'm wearing one of those shirts some stupid whores in class being like "uh, is that like, you, on your shirt?"

[RMW]

I still think we need the thumbs up..thats an integral part imo

yes, it does. it just got too late last night. maybe tonite ;)

[MattS]

A dog from the pound is like $50


Now who's a cheapskate?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's fawking great!

[obex26]

Do it, do it, do it NOW! You got the BBQ sauce goin why not the t-shirt line. Crazy as it sounds buddy when from selling doughnuts with his brand name on the boxes to now a full clothing line in 3 months. Get a poll for opinions. You just might suprise yourself.

[BigWoodyWag]

Just ordered my baseball shirt. $23.99 delivered. I'll pimp that shit out, and laugh everytime someone asks me about it.
Thanks TexasBlake you 'da man.

[Pdaddy]

Dude that shit is funnnay, Im getting one just because were I live now one would know what the fuck it is LOL....

way to make your self famous assmunch :flipoff2:

[fj40john]

just ordered....

[RMW]

i should be getting residuals :flipoff2:

heres some more work. its been difficult to get the left hand looking decent (making second attempt at it now). whatta you guys think so far?

[K-Rigg]

I'd find out soon enough. :flipoff2:

And then take it off...................





j/j. That's KRigg's girlie friend, so out of respect I can't say anthing.


Thats what i thought.

But im trying to get her to pimp my shit, but i don't have the money to buy it, im poor.

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/9/9591989_F_tn.jpg

:flipoff2:

[fj40john]

i should be getting residuals :flipoff2:

heres some more work. its been difficult to get the left hand looking decent (making second attempt at it now). whatta you guys think so far?


awww crap...shoulda waited...i want the double thumbs up on the back of the shirt....thatd be badass!
:D

[FourBanger]

whatta you guys think so far?

I think you should separate the head and the hand more. It looks kinda like part of his neck / shirt as it is. Only if you know what it it supposed to be, can you tell what it really is. That is the results of an informal poll taken of my clueless coworkers. Margin of error +/- 75%. :flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

RMW that looks good. I'll play with it and try to get the dual thumbs up.




You people actually buying this stuff are crazy. :flipoff2:

[RMW]

I think you should separate the head and the hand more. It looks kinda like part of his neck / shirt as it is. Only if you know what it it supposed to be, can you tell what it really is. That is the results of an informal poll taken of my clueless coworkers. Margin of error +/- 75%. :flipoff2:


i thought it might be easier to tell with the other hand in place. are you saying 75% knew what it was, or 75% didnt know what it was?

[TexasBlake]

That's baller.

[RMW]

oh and i should mention, since all these are vector drawings - they can be made to any size w/o a loss in quality if someone has the source file.

for example, if one were so inclined - you could blow it up to 3' x 4' and get a nice sized die cut hood emblem/sticker made.

it would scream narcissistic

[FourBanger]

RMW, your avatar is giving me bad 80's flashbacks...

http://www.suburbias.com/cinematic/films/max/max.jpg

[fj40john]

so you are gonna put that on the shirts...right?


oh and RMW...nice work.

[ibrocun]

You people actually buying this stuff are crazy. :flipoff2:
So have you sold enough to pay for a yellow star?

[TexasBlake]

So have you sold enough to pay for a yellow star?


According to the sales on the site I havn't sold anything. Hell, I figured people would just deny funnay status on this thead and it would fall in teh depths of the PBB. That's why I posted it here without having a yellow star. Had I intended anyone to buy anything I wouldn't have posted. Ironic isn't it.


I need to get a yellow star anyways for TexasBBQRub.

[4runninghank]

For the ladies who want to hit it, or who already have hit it:
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/10908507_F_tn.jpg





Those G srings are all + sizes. Texas Blake likes the fat white trash bitches :flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

Women's Undergarments
Thongs and Panties

These items are designed to fit juniors. They fit snug and sizes run small.

Size Dress Size
Small 2-6
Medium 8-10
Large 12


:flipoff2:

[fj40john]

You people actually buying this stuff are crazy. :flipoff2:


so that means you are going to discoutn all of it so you make no profit and we all get cheap stuff?? cool... oh, and anyone who buys something, send me the $5 discount thing.... :D

[atbguy]

These items are designed to fit juniors. They fit snug and sizes run small.





So you into the youngins then????
:flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

So you into the youngins then????
:flipoff2:

Yes, juniors in college.

[RMW]

thanks for all the compliments. i want a trucker hat - if you offer one with the drawing and the infamous line underneath it.

edit: and if i can make anyone have crazy flashbacks, i'm glad its to the 80s.

[DEnd]

edit: and if i can make anyone have crazy flashbacks, i'm glad its to the 80s.

The 80's? The 80's 98.25% suxxored

[Buddha's Ghost]

The 80's? The 80's 98.25% suxxored


How would you even know? You weren't old enough in the 80's to do much more than play with your Sheera dolls while watching Saturday morning cartoons in your Smurfette jammies.

:flipoff2: .

[DEnd]

HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!

God that was Funnay BG.

So what was a good thing that came out in the 80's?

[RMW]

The 80's? The 80's 98.25% suxxored

surely you jest.

minus dayglow colors, acid washed jeans, and sythesizers - it was the zenith of american culture.

[RMW]

HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!

God that was Funnay BG.

So what was a good thing that came out in the 80's?

Transformers, countered.

[Buddha's Ghost]

HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!

God that was Funnay BG.

So what was a good thing that came out in the 80's?

The fall of the Berlin Wall and the demise of the Soviet Union. :flipoff2:

[DEnd]

ok so those were like the 1.75% that didn't suxxor

[Buddha's Ghost]

ok so those were like the 1.75% that didn't suxxor


:laughing:

[TexasBlake]

So what was a good thing that came out in the 80's?

http://www.poppolitics.com/articles/images/greenspan.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/computing/0010/playstation.timeline/timelineimages/nes.jpg

http://www.galichon.net/images/pics/delorean.jpg

http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/photos/large/e13-3.gif

And these albums:

http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/black.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/ftatr.jpg
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/deeds1.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/switch.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/jailbreak.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/wall.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/who.gif
http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/video.gif

I recommend all of them but the last two and flick of the switch. :flipoff2:

[Buddha's Ghost]

And these albums:


http://www.buoy.com/~bonfire/deeds1.gif


That was actually released in the 70's.

[TexasBlake]

That was actually released in the 70's.


It was relased in Australia in 1976. wasn't released to the US until 1981. The tracks on '74 Jailbreak were on the Austrailian version of High Voltage, but the US version of high voltage was more like the aussie TNT. So those tracks weren't relased until 1984 on the '74 Jailbreak album. I have all the Aussie and US AC/DC albums....

Anything else you wanna know?
:flipoff2:

[RMW]

.

[DEnd]

Greenspan spans all decades. Nintendo fully suxxors (besides I didn't get one untill the 90's), The Delorian Fully Suxxored, don't get me started on Regan, and AC/DC is in the 1.75% as well, along with that one song that's goes money for nothing and chicks for free.

[TexasBlake]

Greenspan spans all decades. Nintendo fully suxxors (besides I didn't get one untill the 90's), The Delorian Fully Suxxored, don't get me started on Regan, and AC/DC is in the 1.75% as well, along with that one song that's goes money for nothing and chicks for free.

Greenspan CAME out of the 80s.

And that song is Dire Straights - Money for Nothing.

:flipoff2:

[Buddha's Ghost]

Anything else you wanna know?
:flipoff2:


Considering I had all of their albums released up until 1989 or so at one point when they weren't considered "classic rock" and were still recent releases; uh no. :flipoff2:

[DEnd]

Greenspan CAME out of the 80s.

I doubt that, he was doing his thing (whatever it was before he was chairman of the fed) before the 80's He wasn't really a product of the 80's so much as a unstopable force.

Lets look at the negatives 80's rap. well apart from rappers delight it just about all fully suxxored. 80's pop culture :barf:, 80's country music? yep fully suxxored, car styling in the 80's? uhhh yeah... we like boxes. Hell when Ford came out with the original Taurus it was called too curvy. even most 80's metal suxxored. Lets face it the 80's Suxxored almost as much as the word suxxor.

anyway thats how I feel on the subject so I will now stop Hi-jacking TexasBlake's ego thread.

[braxton357]

anyway thats how I feel on the subject so I will now stop Hi-jacking TexasBlake's ego thread.


:laughing: :laughing: Bwahaha!


I was also in that 1.75% I'll have you know :flipoff2:

[TexasBlake]

I doubt that, he was doing his thing (whatever it was before he was chairman of the fed) before the 80's He wasn't really a product of the 80's so much as a unstopable force.

He was chairman of the board of governors starting in 1987.....

[DEnd]

:laughing: :laughing: Bwahaha!


I was also in that 1.75% I'll have you know :flipoff2:
Dude no you weren't

[BigWoodyWag]

Got back from vacation to find this awaiting me in the mail. So I'm pimpin it at work tonight on my first shift back. So many people have asked me what it means, I just laugh and say you wouldn't get it. Thanks TexasBlake!

[LordRatner]

well apart from rappers delight it just about all fully suxxored.

Finally, someone with respect for the greatest rap song ever created...

I wish rap was fun and about-common-things still... this horseshit about gatting fools and slapping hos is a waste of noise.

[Doug K]

You should listen to my boy "The College Dropout"- Kanye West... bringing back the ol' skewl.

Doug

[DEnd]

Finally, someone with respect for the greatest rap song ever created...

I wish rap was fun and about-common-things still... this horseshit about gatting fools and slapping hos is a waste of noise.
uhh isn't that what Rappers Delight was about?

[braxton357]

uhh isn't that what Rappers Delight was about?

Just to add some "flavor" to TB's ego-stroking thread (puts dougk to shame) :flipoff2:

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder Mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
Well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the Mike is my man Hank
come on, Hank, sing that song

Check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
everybody go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

Well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all i'm here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat
I said i cant wait til the end of the week
when i'm rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named Hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on Hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

Well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point
we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the Mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the Mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of Lois Lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light?
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang Hank, i'm everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

It was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder Mike
come on wonder Mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on make the make the people move

I go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master gee am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

Well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most
its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face
like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down
like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master gee
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously

[LordRatner]

uhh isn't that what Rappers Delight was about?
no, actually... have you ever heard the song?

EDIT: Dancing, Superman, eating at a friends house, getting girls, rappin on the streets...

Not much killing or drug use there...

[DEnd]

yeah they talk about stealing Lois Lane from Superman and hitting her with his Super Sperm... and they talking 'bout Chump MC's and how they are better than them... same stuff people are still rapping about. Well ok people aren't rapping about other peoples momma's crappy food... they replaced that with rapping about drive by shootings...

[LordRatner]

yeah they talk about stealing Lois Lane from Superman and hitting her with his Super Sperm... and they talking 'bout Chump MC's and how they are better than them... same stuff people are still rapping about. Well ok people aren't rapping about other peoples momma's crappy food... they replaced that with rapping about drive by shootings...
I hope I am missing the sarcasm... Because that absence can only indicate a glaring inability to read lyrics.


Killing cops = taking Superman's girl :confused:
Drive by shootings = gross food :confused:
Better rapper = getting high and killing the rivals :confused:

No... you're just fucking with me... You have to be

[DEnd]

Whatever man.

All I was trying to say is the same stuff (except the food) is still being rapped about today. and a Lot of the stuff being rapped about today was in Rappers Delight.

Stuff like I'm a better lover than you
I'm a better Rapper than you

All stuff that hypes up the rapper and or rap group, placing them above their rivals. That was the "Theme" of Rappers Delight (if you can say it had one theme) and that is still the theme of many of todays rap songs.

[mudmaid]

Got back from vacation to find this awaiting me in the mail. So I'm pimpin it at work tonight on my first shift back. So many people have asked me what it means, I just laugh and say you wouldn't get it. Thanks TexasBlake!

:laughing: nice! :laughing:

[Joe_W]

Finally, someone with respect for the greatest rap song ever created...

I wish rap was fun and about-common-things still... this horseshit about gatting fools and slapping hos is a waste of noise.


Please..Grandmaster Flash's Message or White Lines is the greatest rap song, take your pick :flipoff2:

[SilverZuk]

I tried to order a t-shirt but I wouldn't give my e-mail address, so then I called and the line was busy.

I guess they must be hot items :flipoff2:

[Roxywheels]

*Ok...time for me to put my mod hat on* I know this started out as a joke, but since you're actually selling stuff because of this post you're gonna have to get a yellow star(I know you said you were going to get one for your rub anyway) or I have to axe the post. Sorry! :roxy:

[Dieselmh]

That's an ugly hat! :flipoff2: