HELP I hit a raccoon today and now I cant turn right .... this sux a$$

[Pinnacle Off-Road]

I was driving home in my 95 bronco and just put it in cruise control at 55mph and then all of a sudden a raccoon ran out and i fu**in hit it with my under carriage. I dont know what it hit but now i cant make my steering wheel turn right all the way. I can turn left just fine. But my steering wheel wont go a full turn to the right. I finally limped the Bronco home and i saw that there was fluid dripping out of the front somewhere. It feels real oily and its green. doesnt smell like antifreeze. I have know idea what is going on. Please help me fast.

[KidJethro]

:laughing:

[45acp]

You need to move this to the raccoon forum before the day crew sees it.

[GPERX4]

Raccoons have green blood don't worry about the fluid.

[DRKelly]

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[Rocktoyo]

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Well, now that the ballbusting is done, check for bent steering parts or a dead body jammed into the knuckle. The green stuff is likely to be coolant (thats the only green dyed domestic fluid) A bent drag link would cause it not to turn one way fully.

[Grim Reaper]

Take it to a mechanic. Its obviously out of your skill level if you having to ask how to idetify bent parts and broken radiators.

[Supergper]

dented steering dampner...

[jerseyzuks]

:shaking: :shaking: :shaking: :shaking: :shaking: :shaking: :shaking:

I have seen a lot of rigs broken by stupid chit, but this takes the cake.

You fawked up your chit on a raccoon! Don't take your truck offroad, it would probably implode!

[Keith]

here is some tech.....just for MattS :flipoff2:
FOAD.

you cant be serious. Lay under the rig and have someone turn the wheel while you watch. Or, jack up the front, turn the ignition key to on and move the tires back and forth with your hands. Quit being a stupid moron. This BB is fawking full of retarded bullshit. :shaking:

[jeeplord]

Raccoons have green blood don't worry about the fluid.

I agree, I think you should make do with only making left-hand turns.

[Pinnacle Off-Road]

PROBLEM SOLVED:
It was my steering stabilizer. The fawking coon hit his forehead on the ram and bent it. All fixed now $12.50 later.

[Rugger99]

PROBLEM SOLVED:
It was my steering stabilizer. The fawking coon hit his forehead on the ram and bent it. All fixed now $12.50 later.

Thats nice..thanks for sharing :shaking:

[BigWoodyWag]

:laughing: Ah man, I needed that. Whew, what a good laugh.

'coons, and bleedin green, and Keith giving tech, and coon hitting his forehead on the steering dampner, bahhhhh

[ScottFJ40]

PROBLEM SOLVED:
It was my steering stabilizer. The fawking coon hit his forehead on the ram and bent it. All fixed now $12.50 later.
Yer a fawkin tool. How in the hell would you know it was his forehead on your stabilizer. I think you hit your head on the floor when your mom dropped you. :flipoff2:

[CrustyJeep]

Ah this is why I come to PBB. Where else can you find shit from a guy who runs over a raccoon and BEFORE EVEN BOTHERING TO LOOK UNDER HIS RIG he is asking people what's wrong. Then, in a mind boggling reversal, he becomes such an accomplished detective that he is able to tell it was the RACCOONS FOREHEAD that did the damage!

I love PBB :laughing:

[KeithF]

that's some funny shit, does it get any better?

[GoatASS]

you need to find that F#*ker and make a hat out of his ass.

Paybacks a Bitch

[Keith]

Ah this is why I come to PBB. Where else can you find shit from a guy who runs over a raccoon and BEFORE EVEN BOTHERING TO LOOK UNDER HIS RIG he is asking people what's wrong. Then, in a mind boggling reversal, he becomes such an accomplished detective that he is able to tell it was the RACCOONS FOREHEAD that did the damage!

I love PBB :laughing:good shiat. LMAO

[jerseyzuks]

Ah this is why I come to PBB. Where else can you find shit from a guy who runs over a raccoon and BEFORE EVEN BOTHERING TO LOOK UNDER HIS RIG he is asking people what's wrong. Then, in a mind boggling reversal, he becomes such an accomplished detective that he is able to tell it was the RACCOONS FOREHEAD that did the damage!

I love PBB :laughing:


Thank you. I needed that.

That's one for the signature line!

[TRed]

I hit a raccoons forehead once and it totally fawked up my front valance. But the rig drove fine all night til I was comming home from partying, then the brakes blew out and I almost crashed. Turned out the raccoons genitals tore the line going to the wheel cylinder. :flipoff2:

[steved]

dented steering dampner...

Good call! But you neglected to say it was a forehead shot!

:laughing:

Now I have seen it all!!!!

steved

[ring23]

I hit a raccoons forehead once and it totally fawked up my front valance. But the rig drove fine all night til I was comming home from partying, then the brakes blew out and I almost crashed. Turned out the raccoons genitals tore the line going to the wheel cylinder. :flipoff2:


that is some funny shit. :D :D :D

[montezuma]

I dont know what it hit but now i cant make my steering wheel turn right all the way. I can turn left just fine. But my steering wheel wont go a full turn to the right.

Zoolander.

[jerseyzuks]

I have come back to this post 4 or 5 times, and I still laugh outloud every time!

[Jaffer]

PROBLEM SOLVED:
The fawking coon hit his forehead on the ram and bent it.

Did the steering stabilizer became a "ram" when the coon's forehead hit it? Or was there a sheep under there too? ...
... and the coon and the ram butt foreheads? :confused: :p

[brainless]

i hope that his name does not imply he is in the 4wheel drive biz . can you imagine taking your truck to him for some work lmao ..
i can see it now new products at pinnacle off road

racoon sliders
forehead protection
and fur deflectors

[BajaCherokee92]

i hope that his name does not imply he is in the 4wheel drive biz . can you imagine taking your truck to him for some work lmao ..
i can see it now new products at pinnacle off road

racoon sliders
forehead protection
and fur deflectors

Oh my GAWD my side fawkin hurts!!!!

:flipoff2:

[Bigburlynakedguy]

COONS? We used to have coons come up on the back porch, mama used to chase em away with a broom.

[Cougar67]

LMAO This is some funny sh*t!

[XJ-Rob]

What about the recoon? Poor little fella, prolly bumped into a chipmunk and twisted his paw and only able to walk in right circles ended up out in traffic..... :D

Rob

[fubar73cj5]

Good call! But you neglected to say it was a forehead shot!

:laughing:

Now I have seen it all!!!!

steved


Wouldn't that be the "Money shot" :D


Thanks for the laughs, I needed it.

[ScottFJ40]

oh my achin' head

[Sully]

:laughing: What a great fawking post. I love it.

Fawking raccoons... I'm laughing out loud here.

[lil-bronc]

Thanks Pinnacle for my stomach exercise today. I haven't lauged on this hard in a while. I will have to remember to drive safely in Colorado, don't want no coons destroyingmy rig. :grinpimp:

[yotacowboy]

pleeeeese make this a sticky... this is an absolute classic thread, up there with the "hootus" thread. PBB's greatest hits...

[JorgeFdz]

Originally Posted by brainless
i hope that his name does not imply he is in the 4wheel drive biz . can you imagine taking your truck to him for some work lmao ..
i can see it now new products at pinnacle off road

racoon sliders
forehead protection
and fur deflectors



HAHAHAHHAAHAHA

does my stomach hurts....

[silor]

Ah this is why I come to PBB. Where else can you find shit from a guy who runs over a raccoon and BEFORE EVEN BOTHERING TO LOOK UNDER HIS RIG he is asking people what's wrong. Then, in a mind boggling reversal, he becomes such an accomplished detective that he is able to tell it was the RACCOONS FOREHEAD that did the damage!

I love PBB :laughing:
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: BAwaaahahahaaha
That is some funny chit :flipoff2:

[SlamChops]

oh my god, this is certainly the funniest goddamn thread i've ever read on the PBB yet. :laughing:

[yotaboy79]

i cant breath :laughing: this should be a sticky

[chad dillon]

Yer a fawkin tool. How in the hell would you know it was his forehead on your stabilizer. I think you hit your head on the floor when your mom dropped you. :flipoff2:

I'm willing to bet that he wasn't dropped.















He was thrown.
:flipoff2:

[ROCKPIMP]

What about the recoon? Poor little fella, prolly bumped into a chipmunk and twisted his paw and only able to walk in right circles ended up out in traffic..... :D

Rob


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[ScottFJ40]

I'm willing to bet that he wasn't dropped.
He was thrown.
:flipoff2:
No doubt!

[JeepBeyotch]

I love PBB! Even I wouldn't post this nonsense.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[UZI 9mm]

i can see it now:


New products at Pinnacle Off Road!

-racoon sliders
-forehead protection
-fur deflectors




:laughing: :laughing: LOL

[Haole]

These Broncos must be turds. I used to run over coons in my Prelude all the time and not bust a thing.

Then again, perhaps my Prelude was higher. I never hit the undercarraige with any of the critters I ran over.

[Highvoltage]

Bwwwwaaahhhahahahahah!

[Just Some Asshole]

Well, he should have known it, I mean everyones heard of that famous acronym for Fords...Forehead Only, Racoons Dent.

[SilverZuk]

Holy post from the past batman!
This was in gen4x4 a while back.

[79broncn]

:laughing: HELP... :laughing:

[flecker]

Once... I hit an elk. And you know what??? I couldn't turn my shit either. :confused:

[Del taco]

Take it to a mechanic. Its obviously out of your skill level if you having to ask how to idetify bent parts and broken radiators.

:laughing: :D

[flecker]

Hey... what kind of raccoon was it??? Did it look like this?

[MudKick]

I still don't know how he managed to fix a racoon for twelfitty??? :confused:

[landusepbb]

A few years ago I hit a skunk with my Jeep, it stunk real bad for a couple days, I couldn't figure out what to do about it, I considered selling the Jeep but before I got around to selling it the smell went away. Boy, that was a close one, I was almost left Jeepless. I think what happened was the skunk hit his ass on my steering stabilizer and the smelly stuff got inside the steering stabilizer boot. I learned my lesson, now I don't use a boot on the steering stabilizer anymore.






















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