Well I saw what you guy's did to the other new guy I wanted to see what you'll do to me? So Hi I am new here and I am a suzukiholick.:emb:

Welcome :flipoff2:

Just remember not to touch Fatkid's goat or he might do something to you. :eek:

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: welcome NEWBIE:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Greetings FLEXYSAMMYNEWBIE :flipoff2: :D

Just roll with the punches until you have established yourself as a non-dumbass. You have made a good start by not asking a non-POR question.


What makes your Samurai flexy?
Or are you some kinda contortionist??:D

It's a little home made revolver shackle and some bendy rancho springs. I would post a pic but I can't untill I get the new stuff on to her. :grinpimp:

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: Welcome aboard newbie............have a :beer: and sit awhile:smokin:

Let's see your rig

Originally posted by 0ILBURNER
Greetings FLEXYSAMMYNEWBIE :flipoff2: :D

Just roll with the punches until you have established yourself as a non-dumbass. You have made a good start by not asking a non-POR question.



:laughing: non-dumbass, that was good.....

I want to put up a pic but hve no clue how to do it? Dose this mean I am a DUM-ASS?:confused:

No ....it does not mean that you just have not paid your $20.00
to da man yet welcome newbie:flipoff2:

Originally posted by FLEXYSAMMY
I want to put up a pic but hve no clue how to do it? Dose this mean I am a DUM-ASS?:confused:

You gotta pay $20 to post stuff to this server OR you can link to pictures stored elsewhere, just hit the IMG button when composing a message and then type or cut and paste the url where the picture is located.

Originally posted by FLEXYSAMMY
I want to put up a pic but hve no clue how to do it? Dose this mean I am a DUM-ASS?:confused:

You aren't necessarily a dumb-arse ;)

You have 2 options:

1. Pay the POR guys $20 and it will be painfully easy to post pictures straight off of your computer.


2. Post your picture(s) onto a site somewhere, do the "paste" thing to the address of the picture on the site, then come to this board to the thread you wanna post onto.
When you post or reply, there is a button "IMG" amongst the other buttons above where you type your reply. Hit IMG and "paste" your photo web address onto the line. Then accept it or whatever and it will be there.

Like this:
http://bbs.off-road.com/wwwthreads_uploads/53-665346-Oops1.jpg

Hey Oilburner...
Isn't the picture above where you got taken out by a bag of Doritos? Damn junkfood... always looking for a cheap shot!:D

Originally posted by billjohn
Hey Oilburner...
Isn't the picture above where you got taken out by a bag of Doritos? Damn junkfood... always looking for a cheap shot!:D

Ya know, when you're doing that kind of TECHNICAL driving, EVERY ounce counts! That damned bag shifted on me, and Whammo --- :rolleyes: :D

Actually I was trying to show off the high-pinion diffs :D

Bill you need to head up to Moab week of April 17!

Originally posted by 0ILBURNER


......Actually I was trying to show off the high-pinion diffs :D



yeah, they look good.......
:D

Welcome aboard NEWBIE!:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

So far you're doing good..... just don't ask about chrome roll bars or off-road stickers here.... those kinda people are at the Off-Road.com message board.:rolleyes:

I'm also new here... you can check out my rig at http://redsand4x4.cjb.net. Its a LWB sammi and its also for sale...

Well I am new to. I was told this can be a tough croud. But that the information on this list worth it.

hello newbie:flipoff2::flipoff2: :flipoff2: wait i'm a newbie ...
:flipoff2: for myself
zukikid

Uhh, do you put those off-road stickers on your chrome roll bar? So where do you put the neon muffler light power supply? HaHaHaHa - buncha losers... :flipoff2:

Only 70 some posts till I lose this newbie tag!

:beer: Bob:smokin:

One bit of advice. When you get asked how your rig's prepped, be sure to say it's all Jap. No matter what is in it! If you mention dual 60's or a 4.3, some of the purists, (Bobaki) will pull out the JapperCrapomatic Rectal Reamer. Good luck!

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!! That's too much! Both of my Sidekicks were made in CANADA! Oh, yeah, so maybe they were made with Japanese components, but North American labor pulled it together.

Things we can thank Canada for:

1. Crown Royal (and CR Special Reserve)
2. Hockey (go Av's)
3. Suzuki Sidekicks

:beer: Bob:smokin:

Originally posted by CSR
Welcome aboard NEWBIE!:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

So far you're doing good..... just don't ask about chrome roll bars or off-road stickers here.... those kinda people are at the Off-Road.com message board.:rolleyes:


Aww CSR that is where I 1st met you:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by GRW
Well I am new to. I was told this can be a tough croud. But that the information on this list worth it.






GRWNEWBIE: :flipoff2: :D :flipoff2:

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: You guy's are a tough crowd. That's fine with me I can handle it. ;).

Yeah, this is one of the few places where the Newbies blast the newbies for being newbies... :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

:beer: Bob :smokin:

can any one tell me where to get longer curb fealers? i got me some shiny crome ones at pepboys, but they dont seem to help. i keep hitting my 6" tailpipe on the rocks. i dont have any pics yet but i got some custom 12" blocks made for the front and rear so my 44's will clear, now my stock stearing linkage wont reach.. what do i do?:flipoff2:

Dude. Quit it. You're scaring me!

Whats your favorite animal?

Originally posted by fatkid
Whats your favorite animal?

Gerbils! Yeah, that's it, Gerbils! They make the best sounds in the blender! MMMMMM, a MEAT DRINK! Usually mix 'em with tequila, but lately, I've been thinking about trying some Captain Morgans Spiced Rum:eek:. Now, I know what you're gonna say, "C'Mon Bob - everybody knows that Captain Morgans goes best with Hamsters, or maybe tree-frogs", but hey - I'm a free thinker - try it! You might like it! Beets the heck outta Spam and vodka! :barf:

:beer: Bob :smokin:

Hey there NUBE its cool to see some more folks on here. now that that's outta the way, lets point and laugh at this particular sammi I saw at a dealership. NO its not mine. sorry for the poor quality of some of em. Those of you who are on dialup, I'm sorry yet again.


http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo6.jpg http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo7.jpg http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo2.jpg http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo3.jpg http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo4.jpg http://www.voogru.com/mike98neon/photo8.jpg
This rig was done by someone, don't know who, but I think he said "Dy No Miiiiite!" ALOT! hahaha Check out that custom drag link and perches, then there's the front drivehsaft thats HAMMERED into the transmission crossmember. I guess so that it wouldnt fall out. The only thing missing on this "DeathZuk" are the "Hardcore 4x4" stickers all over it. sheeeeeeeeeeesh:mad3:
makes me mad, and they're askin 2800 fir it

AAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA.......... That is some quality Sh*t rite there!!!! :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: that's to whom ever thinks it's a hard core off road machene!!! Do ya think the guy who built is was a little :rasta: :beer: :rasta: :beer: or :smokin:

Oh I think he was :beer: :zzz: :smokin: :rasta: :roxy: :zzz: :beer: :confused: :massey: :goofball: :mad: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Well, somebody certainly BAMBOOZLED the dealer to get 'em to take that POS!!! First time I ever thought a Sami should be lowered!

:beer: Bob :smokin:

Reminds me of that top perfomance machine we saw on here a few months ago. The one that had those 12"+ lift blocks that were braced side to side in the front. Truely a kick ass piece of engineering. :jester:

I don't get it, what's wrong with blocks up front? Is that bad? Should I take mine out? Thay're only 8" tall. That shouldn't hurt anything, should it?

If they are tied together or gusseted you had better get those out before you bend a tire. :D

holy friggin newbies, batman!!!:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

FLEXYSAMMY You guy's are a tough crowd. That's fine with me I can handle it. .

dude, don't ever wink at me again........aight?........lol

Hey! I might lose my newbie status today! Less than 40 posts to go! ;)

:beer: bOb :smokin:

Uh, hey Bob? You might want to recheck that status? Ya think?