4:30pm meeting my new "friend" for drinks...Clothing Optional...IS BAAACK!

[ManChowderShower]

This thread is fun! :D

[Harvester of Sorrow]

So we will see just how interesting this lady is in person....one on one...

Talked for over an hour the other night :rolleyes:

Ohhh what to wear...?

[Roxywheels]

I recommend wearing a large wallet...:roxy:

[Hef]

Expect what she says to be 95% bullshit.

Expect to spend whatever you've got, and some of what you don't.

If you don't get the pussy don't think you ever will. Seriously.

[Damage, Inc.]

Good Luck. ;)

[2drnkecv]

Some one's got to say it.











































PICS :D























Of her of course you sick :flipoff2:

[Little Red Zuk]

Think dive bar. With $1.00 PBR. That way if it goes sideways, it's cheap. :D

[nakona]

I recommend wearing a large wallet...:roxy:


+ 5

[Harvester of Sorrow]

ha ha ha....

Spice is the variety of life... :smokin:

[Roxywheels]

ha ha ha....

Spice is the variety of life... :smokin:

and if you use too many spices you f**k up the meal. :roxy:

[Schly]

ha ha ha....

Spice is the variety of life... :smokin:

Assuming that Spice is the flavor of douche she uses on her cooter between men.

[Vesto]

Enjoy it while you can.

I wish you nothing more then penicillin can cure.

PS, keep a running total of cost and update when you get back.

[BEN C.]

Good luck.

But if you end up broke, jailed, or with a bad rash or drippy dick don't say we didn't warn ya.

[zakk]

this is the stipper, yes?

Vesto, for the very first time ever, is right. Keep a running total. Scan your reciepts.

Do it for the thread, man :cool2:

[Gen. Nonsense]

Repost! :flipoff2:

Good luck...you'll need it

[landusepbb]

Haven't we been down this road with someone else here, hmm, just can't seem to remember who. :flipoff2:

[Vesto]

this is the stipper, yes?

Vesto, for the very first time ever, is right. Keep a running total. Scan your reciepts.

Do it for the thread, man :cool2:

I told you to go with the suit for your interview, making this the second time I have ever been right! so FAWWWWKKKKK OFFFFFFF :flipoff2:

[BigWoodyWag]

I thought we went over this. She's a stripper, so make her pay! Shes got the jack and the blow!

[1jdg]

if you & her have never met,you may want to take the W I D E angle lens
& some doggy treats :D
but what ever trips your trigger,just leave before sunrise & lie like a rug!
on a serious note...good luck!

[zakk]

strippers, blow, and booze?

I wasn't invited??

:( http://www.gfyforums.com/forums/images/smilies/sad2.gif

[ChevyGal]

Ohhh what to wear...?


Something with deet in it cuz that works great on bugs.

[BigWoodyWag]

Something with deet in it cuz that works great on bugs.

crabs too?????

[gtxracer]

Hidden camera? Night Vision? :flipoff2:

[zakk]

I told you to go with the suit for your interview, making this the second time I have ever been right! so FAWWWWKKKKK OFFFFFFF :flipoff2:

Touche, old chap...Touche.

:beer:

[Harvester of Sorrow]

ha ha ha haaaaa....you guys will be the death of me.

So I am back from round one. She had to make the quick trip to family photo night...then we are off to sing some Karaoke. So far the tally is this...:

4 Mac & Jack beers....She pays...and leaves tip...20.00

1 Make-out session at her car in Starbucks parking lot when I dropped her off...

I am only going through with this for the sake of the "thread".... :flipoff2:

Hope you all enjoy :laughing:

[Harvester of Sorrow]

Ohhh and yeah....she said to me "why are you looking at me like you don't believe a word I am saying..." ha ha ha ha....all I could think about was you fuckers here at PBB...


:D :shaking: :smokin:

[Roxywheels]

ha ha ha haaaaa....you guys will be the death of me.

So I am back from round one. She had to make the quick trip to turn a trick to make back the $20 she spent trying to impress me...then we are off to sing some Karaoke where she will tell me everything I want to hear and draw me further into her gold diggin web. So far the tally is this...:

4 Mac & Jack beers....She pays...and leaves tip...20.00

1 Make-out session at her car in Starbucks parking lot when I dropped her off...

I am only going through with this for the sake of the "thread".... :flipoff2:

Hope you all enjoy :laughing:

fixed that for ya :roxy:

[SeaRover]

mark dude .... you've got to get a rig again and get your priorities straight! poontang got you into this mess ... it's not going to get you out!!

...

OTOH, 2 freebie mac 'n jacks ain't bad - nice work :flipoff2:

[Harvester of Sorrow]

fixed that for ya :roxy:

Ha ha ha...that is great Roxy... :laughing: :laughing:

That is why it is so great...if this is true...once she hits the bottom of the pan and finds no gold...at least there will be a memory or two.

[Roxywheels]

Ha ha ha...that is great Roxy... :laughing: :laughing:

That is why it is so great...if this is true...once she hits the bottom of the pan and finds no gold...at least there will be a memory or two.

then she will stab you in your sleep with a blunt cold curling iron because you weren't honest with her. Bitches are crazy...especially bitches like that! :roxy:

[BigWoodyWag]

Ohhh and yeah....she said to me "why are you looking at me like you don't believe a word I am saying..." ha ha ha ha....all I could think about was my cock in her mouth...


:D :shaking: :smokin:

Another fix for ya.

[Hef]

then she will stab you in your sleep with a blunt cold curling iron because you weren't honest with her. Bitches are crazy...especially bitches like that! :roxy:


Roxy speaketh the truth. Stripperwhores ar indeed crazy.

Example:

I got a voicemail today from my own psycho stripperwhore. I did not call her. I did not call her back. She wants to know if I would like to go out to dinner with her on Friday.


Uuuuuuuh, fawk NO!!! :shaking:

Example #2:

Just recently she sent me an email with pics of her 2yo daughter. Why? I didn't ask for them. I'll tell you why - she's daddy shopping. Maybe looking to get a reaction out of me, to gauge my daddyworthiness? Fawking whackjobs.



Dude, move on. Find new poon that won't chase you. Strippers are strippers for a reason. Normal chicks don't get bare-ass for money.

[apeters89]

Normal chicks don't get bare-ass for money.

Normal chicks do it for free! Hot tub's can help too... :flipoff2:

[Mustard Dog]

We demand pics.

[Roxywheels]

We demand pics.

Will a mug shot work after she gets picked up for stealing his wallet? :roxy:

[BigManBrock07]

Will a mug shot work after she gets picked up for stealing his wallet? :roxy:


She's gotta get that $20 back somehow right?


:flipoff2: :laughing:

[surveyboy]

Will a mug shot work after she gets picked up for stealing his wallet? :roxy:
yes Mel a mug shot would be acceptable, although not prefered :D

[Quan]

then she will stab you in your sleep with a blunt cold curling iron because you weren't honest with her. Bitches are crazy...especially bitches like :roxy:


fixed it for you. :flipoff2:




















ps. - please dont ban me :flipoff2:

[Harvester of Sorrow]

Welllllllllllllllllllll.....Stripper chick just left...

Great night out...Smoking hot...smooth tan skin, great stripper smell (wish I could find that thread)...lots of pre-loving going on.

We are about to bust the sheets out when she stops...sigh's and says..."Mark, I really want to do this with you...but I need to be fair...I have HERPES.............."

FUCK...spit puhh ohhhh eeeewwwwwww.... :barf: I am going to have to research that shit now...

I knew there had to be a catch...At least she bought the beers and dinner at karaoke...

[johnny_boy02]

Let me be the first to say OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! :laughing: :laughing:

[BigWoodyWag]

at LEAST she was honest, and told you, cause last time I checked that shit just don't wash off with diesel fuel and an SOS pad.

CDC link to all you need to know about them.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm

[skulltoy]

Try falling asleep after looking at this picture.

http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/media/disease%20-%20herpes%20on%20face.jpg


Makes you think huh.

[deke]

its a scam. you already have mouth herpes from licking the inside of her neck. just face it. 1 night of cheap thrills will cost you a mill.

[braxton357]

http://www.boomspeed.com/yeahyeah2/00usuck.jpg

Ha-ha

[90TOYPU]

DANG.....that's a major bummer man. Herpes can be dealt with in a relationship but it must be dealt with if you know what I mean. I'm sure you are going to do your homework. Why can't something too good to be true actually be true for once? Man I feel for ya.

[BUZZISCRAZY2]

Does that mean ya didn't get a Blow Job ?.............. :laughing:

No lickin that puddin hole huhh ?...... :laughing: :laughing:

What a bummer...............

[HybridPOS]

ahhhh, the gift that keeps on givin'......

Had a guy on the boat end up with Genital Herpes all over his face after a trip to Brazil. That shit looked almost as bad as that dude in the picture above. Valtrex is her friend....

[Del taco]

Welllllllllllllllllllll.....Stripper chick just left...

Great night out...Smoking hot...smooth tan skin, great stripper smell (wish I could find that thread)...lots of pre-loving going on.

We are about to bust the sheets out when she stops...sigh's and says..."Mark, I really want to do this with you...but I need to be fair...I have HERPES.............."

...



..

[skulltoy]

Hmm....

[Hyperlite533]

at LEAST she was honest, and told you, cause last time I checked that shit just don't wash off with diesel fuel and an SOS pad.

CDC link to all you need to know about them.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm



:D :D :D :D

[beerisgood]

i'm seriously trying not to laugh at this, becuase the herpes suck, but this whole thread is just too much. :laughing:

[flecker]

This threads teh funnay. At least she didn't boil a bunny :)

[Dieselmh]

Dammit! I had five bucks riding on her having crotch crickets and fever blisters. Who had the big H? :D

[brector]

Here you go bud :)

[Rip DeLips]

Dammit! I had five bucks riding on her having crotch crickets and fever blisters. Who had the big H? :D

Sorrow's date. :flipoff2:

[gipper]

I can't believe she told you. damn.

Help with your future endeavors:
http://www.positivesingles.com/i/122

[Bones]

...I have HERPES.............."

And you are surprised by this? :confused: Her nay nay has been all over the place for christ sakes.

[MattS]

You need to find out how many guys she was fawked. And how she got teh SARS. And if it was before or after she started stripping.

:flipoff2:

[Del taco]

BTT!


or should i say:


THE THREAD IS "FLARE_ING UP!"

[UZI 9mm]

BTT!


or should i say:


THE THREAD IS "FLARE_ING UP!"



Check the views. At this blistering pace, and with the rash of posts being made, it'll never go away.

[welndmn]

NO THREAD DELETEING!!!!! WED's!

[Benzz0]

OMFG! :laughing:

[MattS]

OMFG! :laughing:

It took alot of work to get this back and undelete-able. :laughing:

[BigManBrock07]

It took alot of work to get this back and undelete-able. :laughing:


But I think almost everyone here thanks you and anyone else who helped with it.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :flipoff2:

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

It took alot of work to get this back and undelete-able. :laughing:

And for that, I believe you have earned a respite from the all negative 'pussy' comments.

MattS,

Not only does the PBB thank, but your country thanks you....................


:D :D :D

[LAME]

And for that, I believe you have earned a respite from the all negative 'pussy' comments.

MattS,

Not only does the PBB thank, but your country thanks you....................


:D :D :D

He did it for the keeds :)

[Del3030k]

Laughing with tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG!!!

Good Luck dude!

Keith

[MountainJeep]

ahh the classic among all classics. gotta string the first thread up with this one...

did I say classic?

har har!

[derek]

allright herpes of sorrow is back. :cool2: :grinpimp:

derek

[Smash-K20]

BBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAA :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I can't beleive I have'nt read this till now. My secretary is looking at me funny because I just spit my coffee half way across the office laughing.

[xBabyJesus]

So, what did you say after she told you she had the big H?




Was it something like, "Get the f*ck out b*tch!" ?

[Smash-K20]

This thread definatly need's a safety reminder.......

[Del taco]

So, what did you say after she told you she had the big H?

?

Sorrow: " oh.....its okay if youre losing your hair.."

hoe: "HERR PEEZ!! NOT hairpiece you dumbass!"

Sorrow: "oh.....oh shit!"

[Budd]

I'm guessing simultaneous shrinkage. :laughing:

[The Adam Blaster]

Harvester of Herpes.

Has a nice ring to it.... :D

[JeepBeyotch]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Herpes really isn't a laughing matter (one of my best friends has it) but gawd this is too funnay.

[Deep South Cruisers]

So many in line to laugh at your pain :laughing:

how many would have suited up and done her anyway :confused:

The other thread talks about methods of transmission like kissing and such...so what the fawk do they wipe the stripper pole down with when her dance is over???

[Harvester of Sorrow]

So, what did you say after she told you she had the big H?

Was it something like, "Get the f*ck out b*tch!" ?

Pretty much...

Inside I started weeping and thinking..."ohh myyy goood..." Must get on internet and research.

quickly became kurt and short...umm ok well drive safe...

Went to bed and had nightmares

[Roxywheels]

Does this teach you to listen to us??? If it seems to good to be true, chances are it is :roxy:

[Deep South Cruisers]

Inside I started weeping and thinking..."ohh myyy goood I want that Pu-nanny..."

[Dieselmh]

BOY, IT SURE WOULD BE NICE IF WE HAD A CLASSICS PAGE! :HUGEFAWKINGROLLEYES:

[Harvester of Sorrow]

Does this teach you to listen to us??? If it seems to good to be true, chances are it is :roxy:

Lesson learned...hopefully it will be without scaring... :rolleyes:

[Del taco]

Pretty much...

Inside I started weeping and thinking..."ohh myyy goood..." Must get on internet and research.

quickly became kurt and short...umm ok well drive safe...

Went to bed and had nightmares


I know this is hindsight....but really...
thats the moment you get all COOOL on her and start grilling her about how she got it...get her to spill her guts, because if shes human (obviously she is -cuz she told you before the humpin) she just laid it on the line and is feeling vulnerable...

you -my friend- just blew the opportunity for a lifetime "happy ending"
shed blow,jack, etc. you for the rest of your life if you just played it coooool.

and of course youd be obligated to tell all of us the hoorible details of her getting her lifetime membership to the Simplex club.

[Del taco]

was there not a pic of "the simplex stripper" posted in an earlier thread?

sombody indulge me.

[MattS]

Lesson learned...hopefully it will be without scaring... :rolleyes:

The funny thing is, every time you get busy with a new chick you will be thinking to yourself...hmmmm wonder if she has the *******. :laughing: :laughing:

[Tom Boyd]

See if you had set up the night vision dvd recorder, we could have watched the moment your heart actually broke! :laughing: :evil:

Seriously though I hope she didn't spread it on you. My buddy was once faced with the same situation, but suited up and went for it. Now he has to tell chicks and watch them say GTFO. :shaking:

[AnotherCanuck]

I laughed, I cried, I rolled on the floor. This thread should be referenced for STD clean up measures and generally hilarious ways to hammer on your poor friend that has the 'pees...

[Vesto]

The funny thing is, every time you get busy with a new chick you will be thinking to yourself...hmmmm wonder if THAT STUPID SLUT GAVE ME *******. :laughing: :laughing:


Fixed ~ truth

[Harvester of Sorrow]

The funny thing is, every time you get busy with a new chick you will be thinking to yourself...hmmmm wonder if she has the *******. :laughing: :laughing:

You must have missed my message then Matt...I AM FINISHED...

Between worrying about my privacy (having sex with a Homeland Security Administration Intelligence Analyst) last week, and then worrying about getting rotten face and body virus's...

I am getting another rig...fuck the women

[GENA]

Harvester of Herpes.

Has a nice ring to it.... :D
Yeah, no shit!:laughing: Everytime I used to see posts by Harvester of Sorrow I used to get James Hetfield's (of Metallica) voice in my head singing Metallica's song, "Harvester of Sorrow." Now, I still get James' voice in my head but now he's singing, "Harvester of Herpes!" :laughing: :flipoff2:

[Vesto]

I am actaully pretty sorry, and hope that you are clean. Nothing it worse then waiting for those test results. Good luck mang.

[Del taco]

I am actaully pretty sorry, and hope that you are clean. Nothing it worse then waiting for those test results. Good luck mang.


werd.

well all feel awful for you if you did pick up the virus..like eddie murphy says:

"You carry that shit around like luggage."




===================

how about this for a mightmare scenario:

I know this girl...


youre dating around and you hook up with a old boyfriend in Atlanta for a weekend fling.
he pisses you off and you guys break it off for the 20th and final time (long history between the two of you)

you go on to date- get engaged to - and marry a man who comes from a very strict religious background...

6 months into your marriage ( a bit over a year past your last fling) you get a call from the ex-boyfriend accusing you of giving him herpies!
you flip out, go to the doc and find out you do indeed have them.

you call him back and he admits he just found out he got them from some girl he was banging there in atlanta (before and after your fling).

so now your newly married and just found out you have herpies.

now you gotta tell your hubby, the guy from the religious background who wants to have kids with you and whom you have been exploring every orifice with for the past almost year..

yikes.

how would you cope with your wife telling you that!?

[Harvester of Sorrow]

well everytime I get a little itch now today and for the rest of eternity I am going to freak the fuck out...I will probably look like Chris Tucker or some fucking crackhead twitching around.

Hi Gina...

[Del taco]

well everytime I get a little itch now today and for the rest of eternity I am going to freak the fuck out...I will probably look like Chris Tucker or some fucking crackhead twitching around.

Hi Gina...

psst. Harvester...
i dont think Gena has herpies.

[CINCH]

I am getting another rig...fuck the women

I think we have all said this about 8 million times :laughing:

[MattS]

You must have missed my message then Matt...I AM FINISHED...

Between worrying about my privacy (having sex with a Homeland Security Administration Intelligence Analyst) last week, and then worrying about getting rotten face and body virus's...

I am getting another rig...fuck the women

Oh come on. That's vodka talk. There is no way you can go without the company of a woman. Even if she is a bitch. You will end up like Pazuzu was, mad at anyone who MIGHT have been getting some action and generally unhappy.

Get a rig and then go look for a woman.

Don't make me get LAME and have him give you a pep talk. :laughing: :laughing:

[GENA]

Hi Gina...
Hey, you stay away from the 'gina right now...that's what got you into this whole mess.:flipoff2: :laughing:

[MattS]

psst. Harvester...
i dont think Gena has herpies.

What she has makes herpies look like a bad rash. :laughing:

[Vesto]

yikes.

how would you cope with your wife telling you that!?

You just say honey come here...now ok...evreyone who doesn't have Herpes raise your hand. Oh...not so fast honey.

[Vesto]

Hey, you stay away from the 'gina right now...that's what got you into this whole mess.:flipoff2: :laughing:


I'm clean, wanna hit it?

[CINCH]

You just say honey come here...now ok...evreyone who doesn't have Herpes raise your hand. Oh...not so fast honey.

:laughing: ROTFLMFAO, that would suck :laughing:

[LAME]

Don't make me get LAME and have him give you a pep talk. :laughing: :laughing:


"Pep talk" makes me think of "Pep Fests" during second hour Senior year, in High School, which makes me think of skipping "Pep Fests" to go to Denny's with 3 sluts in the Barbie Jeep. As dirty as they were in High School, they probably got the Herpes in college. Looks like I should hit up the local taverns and see if I can find a couple of those gals, and ask 'em :)

[Budd]

Interesting nightmare scenario Del Taco -

My friend Chris was dating this girl off and on since high school. She finally broke it off and very quickly met someone and got engaged. Chris gets around - she knows that. Well after she was married I guess she has her first outbreak. She calls Chris all pissed off and demands that he goes and gets tested. He says fine - no problem - just pay for it. She pays for it and he gets tested - comes back clean.

She was getting swing dance lessons while engaged so at the wedding party she would swing dance with her husband. The swing dance teacher gave it to her - she was banging him while learning for a wedding dance - that is messed up.

[ASH]

Sorry to hear of your almost unfortunate experience, but at least she said something. Your whole scenario made me think of what I saw last Fri. At the local titty bar and the stripper bounces on the floor leaves a wet spot YUCK! then almost eats it by slipping on it! Laughable but gross! :barf: Hope your clean.


Andy

[braxton357]

well everytime I get a little itch now today and for the rest of eternity I am going to freak the fuck out...I will probably look like Chris Tucker or some fucking crackhead twitching around.

Hi Gina...



Think of the bright side though...if you did indeed get teh herpes, now you can fuck her all you please with no ill-effects. I just wouldn't go down on her or toss that salad...

[Navajo1]

At least she told you before you buried your face in the oozing herpes pie! If you would have had it as well, then both of you could have had a big herpes orgy. :laughing:

One of my college buddies got it back in school for slutting around with the dirtiest of the dirty when he was drunk off his ass. He was/is a complete asshole and never had the balls to tell chicks he dated. Ended up with this chick in Texas, knocked her up and they decided to marry. He calls asking my advice as to whether he should tell her is a herpes dealer. I basically was in disbelief it had gotten that far, and told him he damn well better for the baby's sake. Well he sits her down and spills the beans, and in a funny but disturbing twist, she lets out a big sigh and tells him she has it as well! :eek: So, a match made in heaven for those two, herpes carrrying, dishonest dipshits. Somehow they are still married but I think it has something to do with a greencard myself.

[gipper]

You just say honey come here...now ok...evreyone who doesn't have Herpes raise your hand. Oh...not so fast honey.
:laughing:

[GENA]

What she has makes herpies look like a bad rash. :laughing:
Matt, the only critter you can get IS herpes because all of the others you have to have sex to get.:flipoff2:

[Del taco]

Matt, the only critter you can get IS herpes because all of the others you have to have sex to get.:flipoff2:
...

i just contracted a flaming case of

SASSY!

[JParuBob]

Hef... Paging Hef to this thread...

Man, he's gonna be pissed he was at work all day and missed this...

At least his psycho was clean... :flipoff2:

[LandCroozer]

So, wait a minute. What do you have to lose for posting pics, Harvester? Why no Goddam pics?!

-t

[GENA]

...

i just contracted a flaming case of

SASSY!
BWHAHAHAHAHrdksajrelskrjalewkjrlkerjahahahhahahaha h!!!:laughing: :laughing:

[MattS]

...

i just contracted a flaming case of

SASSY!

HMMMMMMMMMMM

21 entries found for sassy

Entry: aggressive
Function: adjective
Definition: assertive
Synonyms: bold, brassy, cheeky, cocky, come on, domineering, dynamic, energetic, enterprising, flip, forceful, fresh, go after, hard sell, imperious, masterful, militant, nervy, pushing, pushy, sassy, smart, smart ass, smart-alecky, strenuous, take-charge

Yep. :flipoff2:

[Istandalone]

Hey, H.O.S. Is that a pimple on your lip? :flipoff2:

[79broncn]

At the local titty bar and the stripper bounces on the floor leaves a wet spot YUCK! then almost eats it by slipping on it!


Does Hollywood make nude comedies? If they don't...they should! :D

Best of luck HoS. Sux, but your chances are good.

[GENA]

HMMMMMMMMMMM

21 entries found for sassy

Entry: aggressive
Function: adjective
Definition: assertive
Synonyms: bold, brassy, cheeky, cocky, come on, domineering, dynamic, energetic, enterprising, flip, forceful, fresh, go after, hard sell, imperious, masterful, militant, nervy, pushing, pushy, sassy, smart, smart ass, smart-alecky, strenuous, take-charge

Yep. :flipoff2:
That's right, mawfawker!:flipoff2:

[trampas]

:laughing:

[Slowzuki]

LOL! Should be fine though. My best friend got one of the types of herpes on da mouth, not the STD kind from loaning instruments (trumpet or something) he said it's only transmissible during outbreaks? His gf of 4 years never got it.