Ok you guys can flame me for doing this but what the hell?

First one by 92XJ. In this thread.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=318699#post318699


"Lemme ask you, could you actually cross that little rock ditch or is that as far as you could go?"

:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :eek: :eek: :laughing::laughing:

How come supposedly knowledgeable judges always pick your second-best stuff? Happens to rock stars, olympic atheletes, movie stars, even newbies. Tell me I'm not right, here's what should have led this thread:

Also by 92xj, in here:

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30423&highlight=aluminum

"....but that's silly, all of you are wrong. Aluminum is a poor conductor of heat, that's why...."


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Newbie #9726
92 XJ with BFG 235s and M8000 (woooooh)

I ask my dumb questions on BBs. Some you show you were afraid to ask when you're on the trail.

Didn't see the first one. Though funny, It was only a goof not particularily spectacular.

I still like the multi level funny of your second one. In the second one you picked a well known guy on this board who Gets it!, at a very well known obstacle on the Rubicon. Plus there's the staged thing. Considering you are a newbie to the board and from back east, you asked a reasonable question. Reasonable, but funny. I especially like the other newbie who pointed out How Dean couldn't have made it too.:D

Does this apply?

Liberty-4-All

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32298




:D

Yep.

I like your sig. :flipoff2: Just who was that jeepnsn guy?

Check out my goof on the first thread :rasta:

Originally posted by Steve N
Ok you guys can flame me for doing this but what the hell?

OK, I'll start...


Isn't this a TECH forum?

Take it to the ChitChat Board!

Stop wasting space on a TECH board!

Read the Jeep Talk Mission Statement FAWKER!


...there's a start. :flipoff2:

I didn't take offence to either one of those posts. The one about aluminum is the stupidest thing I have seen in quite some time so it take's the cake.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by erikrs301


OK, I'll start...


Isn't this a TECH forum?

Take it to the ChitChat Board!

Stop wasting space on a TECH board!

Read the Jeep Talk Mission Statement FAWKER!



...there's a start. :flipoff2: [/QUOTE

Thought I might help you on this one. You might want to look at who posted the Jeep Statement. Dont step in to deep many have tried few have come back alive. BEWARE BEWARE :D :D :D

Originally posted by erikrs301
Isn't this a TECH forum?

Take it to the ChitChat Board!

Stop wasting space on a TECH board!

I agree. I don't come here to read giggly kid's stuff. If I want to laugh at stupid logic, I'll go to the Sierra Club website.

As for who posted the mission statement, all the more reason for them to listen to themselves.

Originally posted by fullygruntled


I agree. I don't come here to read giggly kid's stuff. If I want to laugh at stupid logic, I'll go to the Sierra Club website.

As for who posted the mission statement, all the more reason for them to listen to themselves.

You come off as a really fun guy to wheel with:rolleyes:

I suppose it's not tech if it is funny?:rolleyes:

shit although i am a newbie to this board and i just may get flamed every now and then i think it is hilarious to laugh at dumb comments about ifs libby's and "did you make that or were you just posin"....fuckin newbies to wheelin are worse than newbies to the por board

Originally posted by Lame


You come off as a really fun guy to wheel with:rolleyes:

I suppose it's not tech if it is funny?:rolleyes:


I gave up my sense of humor for Lent. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Lame
Does this apply?

Liberty-4-All

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32298




:D

Lame, Hell yea that applies.. I wouldn't have seen it if you didn't bring it back... Still laughing.. Towing with a KJ???

someone's on some good drugs.... The only thing you can safely tow with a KJ is a jet ski. And only one at that!@#$%$%^

Originally posted by 66CJdean
I didn't take offence to either one of those posts. The one about aluminum is the stupidest thing I have seen in quite some time so it take's the cake.

That was one of the reasons it made me laugh because niether one was at all offensive, or even stupid. Just funny.


And for the fully newbie guy, this board has always been a place of humor. If it gets too flat and boring expect some of us that remember the humor to interject some. Better watch out you wouldn't want your ass to look fat in 31" tires would you?

Originally posted by Steve N
And for the fully newbie guy, this board has always been a place of humor. If it gets too flat and boring expect (blah blah blah)

Whichever, knock yourselves out with the "humor." But why make it sticky and possibly displace threads with useful info?

Oh well, enough arguing. Winning a BBS argument is alot like gold-medaling in the Special Olympics... either way, you're still a retard. :beer: cheers.

Originally posted by fullygruntled


Whichever, knock yourselves out with the "humor." But why make it sticky and possibly displace threads with useful info?
...

:flipoff2: :laughing: BECAUSE HE CAN:flipoff2: Steves section, Steves RULES:D


AND YES STEVE YOUR ASS WILL LOOK FAT IN 31s, weve had this discussion before:flipoff2: :vader:

Originally posted by fullygruntled


Whichever, knock yourselves out with the "humor." But why make it sticky and possibly displace threads with useful info?


Because it bothers you:flipoff2:


92xj is always saying something funny:D Fawking Screwball:flipoff2:

Time to go see if 31" AT's on AR 767's will fit on the 2:D :flipoff2:

Originally posted by fullygruntled


Whichever, knock yourselves out with the "humor." But why make it sticky and possibly displace threads with useful info?

Oh well, enough arguing. Winning a BBS argument is alot like gold-medaling in the Special Olympics... either way, you're still a retard. :beer: cheers.


Dude? do I need me to call the waaaaaaaaahhhhhmbulance???:crybaby2: :crybaby2: :crybaby2:

Who's arguing? I'm just letting you look like ..... hmm.... well like you.

Thanks for all your tech help. I'm sure glad you have chosen this board to enlight us. What would we have done without you?

If you don't like funny, there are many other BBs out there. I think some of them are even kinder & gentler. :rolleyes:

Some of us that actually wheel prefer the jovial side of trailside humor, we even have tried to bring it here. What does your keyboard ramp? is that on a 20 or 30 degree? :rolleyes: And to answer your next question lets see next weekend I'm going wheeling it's a Competition called " Pro Rock" in Johnson Valley. But then again I'm only spotting maybe that doesn't count? The scary thing is I'm responding with someone my wife can most likely outdrive. :laughing:

Well that was a spirited response. :laugh:

Originally posted by 92xj

"....but that's silly, all of you are wrong. Aluminum is a poor conductor of heat, that's why...."



Shit! I guess I just waisted $180.00 on this then... :rolleyes:

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I deny responsibility for anything stupid said under my user name, past, present or future. It's these fawking one night stands with Gen X girls, they're always hacking into my web accounts while I'm sleeping. What happened to the good old days when the biotch just emptied your trouser pockets?

I almost felt bad for smacking you down on the aluminum versus brass thread, but it got so many laughs (including my wife) that I felt better about it.

I like that the fact that you are cool enough to accept it and move on, THAT'S the kind of person I'd like to wheel and drink :beer: with.

Andy

Originally posted by afecko
I almost felt bad for smacking you down on the aluminum versus brass thread, but it got so many laughs (including my wife) that I felt better about it.

I like that the fact that you are cool enough to accept it and move on, THAT'S the kind of person I'd like to wheel with and buy :beer: for and give my rig to.

Andy

Thanks, dude, no offense taken then or now. You were right, that's the perfect defense. And especially since you offered to buy me beer and give me your rig, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. I hope its a jeep or at least a land cruiser, your sig doesn't say. And where is Forest Hill anyway? If it's a long way maybe you can just fill the jeep with beer and send it down on the train.

[hey moderators - leetle bit of a security flaw in that reply-with-quote function, don't you think?]

Originally posted by 92xj


Thanks, dude, no offense taken then or now. You were right, that's the perfect defense. And especially since you offered to buy me beer and give me your rig, I'm willing to let bygones be bygones. I hope its a jeep or at least a land cruiser, your sig doesn't say. And where is Forest Hill anyway? If it's a long way maybe you can just fill the jeep with beer and send it down on the train.

[hey moderators - your all a bunch of asswipes don't you think?]

I think the quoting thing works fine:flipoff2:

And where is Forest Hill anyway? If it's a long way maybe you can just fill me up with :bender: and send me home on the train.

Sorry, dude, we're not into that. But a couple of hundred miles west of here is a nice little town called San Fransisco, plenty of :rainbow: and :bender: action available down there....

hmmmmm...I don't see a problem with the quotes either.....

Andy

ohshit, looks like I stepped in over my head again.

92xj. Oh man this guy is killing me!!! LOL Here's one I found over in Gen 4X4. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


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Originally posted by XtrmTJ
I,m not a true Rock God.....I,m just a poser... I can,t weld aluminum ?
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Here's another tech tip for ya - buy a 3/32" lift kit for your commas, turn your "I,m"s into "I'm"s. So what, you got an ancient laptop keyboard or something?

Don't bother to thank me, just goes with the job.

Originally posted by MattS
Here's another tech tip for ya - buy a 3/32" lift kit for your commas, turn your "I,m"s into "I'm"s.

LOL, damn, now that is funny...

Ok, I know this is a Jeep Tech forum, but after reading this thread I need to know how to get coffee out of my keyboard...

This LordRatner guy tossed out a good one in the Coilover TJ thread (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33637)

by LordRatnerHey, the jeep looks great , and those Loops in the hood look sick, but what the hell are they? Just for looks?

:D :flipoff2:

Leave it up to 2.5L TJ owner (LordRatner) to bust that one out.

Ahhhh, Stop the newbie on newbie violence!:smokin:

best come back in this thread....
Steve with
'Dude? do I need me to call the waaaaaaaaahhhhhmbulance??? '

LMAO!!:D

I do gotta say, this thread cracked me up hard. I'm still laughing.
Thanks 92xj for being a good sport and serving up perfect meat to fry.
Thanks Steve for letting us have some fun... :D

Personnaly, i think some of the best newbie sayings have been on this thread :D:D:D


I deny responsibility for anything stupid said under my user name, past, present or future. It's these fawking one night stands with Gen X girls, they're always hacking into my web accounts while I'm sleeping. What happened to the good old days when the biotch just emptied your trouser pockets?--92xj

'Dude? do I need me to call the waaaaaaaaahhhhhmbulance??? -SteveN :flipoff2:

ohshit, looks like I stepped in over my head again.--92xj

I gave up my sense of humor for Lent--fullygruntled (that one is classic man :flipoff2: )

Is it fair game for a newbie to dog another newbie from another forum? Read this one from Jeepforum.com...


I could kiss you??? (http://www.jeepforum.com/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000687)


:grinpimp: :grinpimp: :grinpimp:

Originally posted by bulldozer
Is it fair game for a newbie to dog another newbie from another forum? Read this one from Jeepforum.com...


I could kiss you??? (http://www.jeepforum.com/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000687)


:grinpimp: :grinpimp: :grinpimp:

Bawaawaahhahahahaah! Nice. :flipoff2:

geez o peets

Damn this is all that's left of my ass looking fat in 31's. I can't find the original. I'm thinking it's time again.

what about the few that you said last week
note to self:when lighting post it note, make sure your not holding the sticky side.:D what was the other one

[QUOTE]Originally posted by fullygruntled
[B]

I agree. I don't come here to read giggly kid's stuff. If I want to laugh at stupid logic, I'll go to the Sierra Club website.

Dude you haven't come here or even arrived yet sit back grab a pen and paper and take notes:flipoff2:

How about funny Moderator sayings? :D
Originally posted by Steve N

The scary thing is I'm responding with someone my wife can most likely outdrive. :laughing:

I miss being a Newbie back then I could post stupid things and have an excuse.....
:flipoff2:

i know there was another one about farting and using a torch or welding or, AWW FAWK i dont remember, ill get more funny chit out him tommarow:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Bert


Lame, Hell yea that applies.. I wouldn't have seen it if you didn't bring it back... Still laughing.. Towing with a KJ???

someone's on some good drugs.... The only thing you can safely tow with a KJ is a jet ski. And only one at that!@#$%$%^

There rated for 5000# towing captacity with the towing package.

MRSMOVEASIDE
"If there's a body in there I'm so not getting the spare out"

Originally posted by Brad
MRSMOVEASIDE
Brad you pillow-biter
Steve your box is empty but the garage is full:flipoff2:

Originally posted by MOVEASIDE
Brad you pillow-biter
Steve your box is empty but the garage is full:flipoff2:

:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Steve N
Damn this is all that's left of my ass looking fat in 31's. I can't find the original. I'm thinking it's time again.

I just searched, can't find it. So this gem goes back up top:D Still great reading:D

Originally posted by LAME
Does this apply?

Liberty-4-All

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32298




:D



Buahahahah, poor Wally. I wheel with that guy all the time.

How could we let this one die. I would like to add.....

"wtf is BIGDUDE"

By MC on ....well.....today :flipoff2: