I can't believe it :mad3: I'm engaged to be married and I go and fawk it up. How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget? How could this have happened.. I knew I was drunk off my ass last night but things got out of control. Alot I don't remember, alot I won't forget. :( What will I tell her when she drives up from Raliegh tonight and finds out that I was unfaithful?? I could kick myself for this one but I only have myself to blame :mad3:

Holy shit dude! :(

First rule of a cover up...

Don't put everything in writing in a public forum

Midgets gots some good poonanay

aw maaaaan!

:confused:


hide the evidence and kill all those involved TA DAA!!!

Is this April first again? :eek:

You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating :laughing:


Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that :laughing:

How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget?
That's only cheating a little.

2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting

Both are gonna get you an asswhoopin and a "don't let the doorknob hitcha where the good lord splitcha" response from me.

I hope for your sake she's different... But, I've learned, "once a cheat, always a cheat"

no way

I call BS

2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting




How 'bout just alittle bit?

You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating :laughing:


Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that :laughing:


BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am DYING over here :laughing:

Was said midget male or female? Tell her it was a dude and a drunken fantasy you've had...

No way...the carnival doesn't come until May :flipoff2: :roxy:

if this is a joke.... karmas gonna bite you in the ass..

pics ;)

How 'bout just alittle bit?
Well, in that case......................



















































NO! :flipoff2: :laughing:

Well, in that case......................



NO! :flipoff2: :laughing:



:rolleyes:


























:flipoff2:

rednkhottie is spanking considered hitting :D

Well the bad thing is.. it's just about ALL I've been thinking about today. Took the day off to let my headache subside. One side of me just can't give it up. It all happened quite inocently now that I think about it. AND yes I was smart enough to get pictures this time.. don't know how given the state I was in. I've been looking at them again and again. What a dumbass..

yer a pussy if you dont post the pics.

:flipoff2:

yer a pussy if you dont post the pics.

:flipoff2:

I don't think it would be cool, you don't understand. I think there might be some feeling here. Something, I don't know.

You are so full of indian $hit :roxy:

You are so full of indian $hit :roxy:

Thanks for understanding Mel... :( I DO have pictures as proof.

I Need Midget Porn!!!!!

rednkhottie is spanking considered hitting :D
Nope... that's considered FUN!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

what about slapping your.................... on her....................?
No mushroom stamps PLEASE... But, if your girl (or boy in your case) is into that... Go on and stamp away, my friend! :flipoff2:

Rapidly becoming an ass-slapping thread! YAY!

Rapidly becoming an ass-slapping thread! YAY!

Yeah, but I'm affraid that it's going to be my ass that's slapped.

Watch how many look now since there's a paperclip stuck to it.

Watch how many look now since there's a paperclip stuck to it.










:( :( :( :( :( :(

Thanks for understanding Mel... :( I DO have pictures as proof.
They're only proof if you actually post em fawker :flipoff2:

Your such a tease. :flipoff2:

Mods, if he does not pist pics, why not ban the little fawker for teasing...

Dima

DID you cheat in this :)

http://www.kostic.org/images/image017.jpg

http://www.kostic.org/images/image013.jpg












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http://basketballboards.net/forum/images/smilies/ttiwwop.gif

pics
pics
pics

Bs Flag.

Don't underestimate the power of the PBB yall. If he doesn't post pics Mrs.-to-be-ChiefSlapaHo will come on here and tell us about his bisexuality, his midget fetish, and she will post pics. :flipoff2:

As the Great chief said, "Patience is key."

at least cocockt some sort of play by play that you can keep us intrgued with.

this whole *woe is me* angle sucks! :flipoff2:

at least cocockt some sort of play by play that you can keep us intrgued with.

this whole *woe is me* angle sucks! :flipoff2:


^^^ what she said!

I love you, Rose!!! :grinpimp:

2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting

Both are gonna get you an asswhoopin and a "don't let the doorknob hitcha where the good lord splitcha" response from me.

I hope for your sake she's different... But, I've learned, "once a cheat, always a cheat"
What if it was just anal, and I never came in her, just on her?

If it was oral it doesn't count - just ask Bill clinton for a pardon.

What if it was just anal, and I never came in her, just on her?
RednkHottie's rule:

If you're with me, you will NOT stick your winkie in any holes that dont belong to ME!

Better explanation for you? :flipoff2:

Mrs.-to-be-ChiefSlapaHo will come on here and tell us about his bisexuality, his midget fetish, and she will post pics. :flipoff2:

None of this is news - it's public knowledge.

RednkHottie's rule:

If you're with me, you will NOT stick your winkie in any holes that dont belong to ME!

Better explanation for you? :flipoff2:
Sticking my cawk in the central vaccum unit is NOT CHEATING! :laughing:

RednkHottie's rule:

If you're with me, you will NOT stick your winkie in any holes that dont belong to ME!

Better explanation for you? :flipoff2:

so eating is not cheating :D

chief i want pics :D

Sticking my cawk in the central vaccum unit is NOT CHEATING! :laughing:
OMG :eek: I aint even goin there with you Mr!!! :laughing:

And, piggy boy... We were talking about fawking... you're bringin on a whole new level of cheating now... :shaking:

at least cocockt some sort of play by play that you can keep us intrgued with.

this whole *woe is me* angle sucks! :flipoff2:

Your avatar is *quite* erotic... :D


And methinks Chief is full of buffalo shit. :D

at least cocockt some sort of play by play that you can keep us intrgued with.

this whole *woe is me* angle sucks! :flipoff2:


I knew it would turn into this...

FINE! I was down at the local market to pick up some grub for later on. Ran into said sweet midget and knew from the git it was coming home with me. Getting up into the truck was kinda difficult.. I mean how do one go about picking it up in the parking lot and placing in the front seat without someone noticing, I felt awkward as if EVERYONE was looking. I also worried what people would say to Jenny next time that she was in town and the two of us being seen leaving the store together. Sooo for safety sake I helped put on the seatbelt knowing FULL well that I would be coming in contact.. a light touch a sweet smile looking up at me. I was getting all tingly just thinking about what was going to happen next. I took some photo's of us for rememberance of our friendship and that's what it will always be no matter what just friendship. I know that know. Don't tease because of the pictures but it was a little embarassing to say the leaste for the both of us.

Here's a sampler of yet to come.. me helping with the seat belt

I knew it, that midget has a peter on it.

You stuck your dick in there huh?

After getting home I stoked up the grill for some barbie.. My sweet midget looked on while sucking down the suds like a pro. Enough beers will break the tension for what's about to happen next...

bwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahaha :laughing:


nice one.











you didnt say you had multipul midgets last night :flipoff2: :p

I knew it would turn into this...

FINE! I was down at the local market to pick up some grub for later on. Ran into said sweet midget and knew from the git it was coming home with me. Getting up into the truck was kinda difficult.. I mean how do one go about picking it up in the parking lot and placing in the front seat without someone noticing, I felt awkward as if EVERYONE was looking. I also worried what people would say to Jenny next time that she was in town and the two of us being seen leaving the store together. Sooo for safety sake I helped put on the seatbelt knowing FULL well that I would be coming in contact.. a light touch a sweet smile looking up at me. I was getting all tingly just thinking about what was going to happen next. I took some photo's of us for rememberance of our friendship and that's what it will always be no matter what just friendship. I know that know. Don't tease because of the pictures but it was a little embarassing to say the leaste for the both of us.

Here's a sampler of yet to come.. me helping with the seat belt


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

You stuck your dick in there huh?

Nope, the pickle made him his bitch! :laughing:


TEX

After some good bbq it was onto more serious things.... I gently carresed her smooth soft jar and before you know it I had the top off in no time.. it popped with excitement..

I couldn't wait to burry my tounge deep into one of those sweet midgets.. mmmmmmmmmm yummy

A kiss on the cheek goodnight..

For all the haters.... I TOLD you I had a sweet midget last night :flipoff2:

Wonder how the taste when all warmed up??? :confused:

If I see a pic with your dick in a jar of pickles, I'm gonna barf.

:laughing:

If I see a pic with your dick in a jar of pickles, I'm gonna barf.

:laughing:
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :laughing:

BRAVO chiefy!! :laughing:







& I must say... you got me all wet thinking of you sucking on that sweet midget!! :emb:

Your avatar is *quite* erotic... :D



you like my flower? ;)

Wonder how the taste when all warmed up???


Do it. DO IT. :eek: :nuke:

LOL, FUCK YOU TODD! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

LOL, FUCK YOU TODD! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


gotcha! Ying...

If I see a pic with your dick in a jar of pickles, I'm gonna barf.

:laughing:


Personally, I was afraid it was gonna be a picture of a pickle going up his ass :barf:


TEX

you like my flower? ;)

Haha...:evil:...very nice...very, *very* nice!! :D

BRAVO chiefy!! :laughing:







& I must say... you got me all wet thinking of you sucking on that sweet midget!! :emb:

.........

If it was oral it doesn't count - just ask Bill clinton for a pardon.

Shit, I could have oral with a midget just by walking past them too closely. "Oh, sorry about that ma'am."

Damn.. Here I was thinking Todd got some...
http://www.rent-a-midget.com/Midget-Sign5.jpg


OR
http://www.rent-a-midget.com/bridget06.jpg

Damn.. Todd, you need to check out http://www.bridgetthemidget.com/gallery.html


:eek:

Damn.. Todd, you need to check out http://www.bridgetthemidget.com/gallery.html




:eek:


I love that midget!!
she's a feisty one!! :evil:

gotcha! Ying...

No shit.

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/midgets.jpg

Free range time if you're in Raleigh this weekend :flipoff2:

:beer:

Dude,
quit fawkin around or the pickle gets it...
http://www.udel.edu/physics/csaapt/Fall2001/pm/images/16-pickle.jpg

Good one Scott! :laughing:

Todd, you are a cruel, cruel SOB! :flipoff2:

This has to be upgraded to sticky status. Good Stuff.

EDIT: (Those werent Kosher were they?)

Good one Scott! :laughing:

Todd, you are a cruel, cruel SOB! :flipoff2:


WHAT! :confused: I was bored today....

Scott, do as you please, that's a gerkin.. not interested :flipoff2:

This has to be upgraded to sticky status. Good Stuff.


STICKY???? You want to talk about STICKY??? I got MidGet Juice everywhere.. My boy just walked by and asked why the kitchen floor was stick :laughing:


:grinpimp:

Dude i was SOOOOOO gonna beat you senceless with the fawking $60 bucks worth of medals i purchaced today :laughing:

See PM :flipoff2:

Mighty big "Midgets"...

Mighty big "Midgets"...
Dude, that's just sick :barf: :laughing:

lol :D

awesome.

way to come through with the pics! :flipoff2:

I love to wake up to a good funny :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: That was good, man.

Well after that morning funny I'm off to ride.

After all of these cheating threads.......... BTTT :flipoff2:




Yes, read all of it newbies... it's the funnaaay from the past :laughing:

That was almost as good as doc's and april's online fight!

That was almost as good as doc's and april's online fight!

Link! :D

I'm not even sure when it happened he was supposedly upset about something and she was hiding out in the bedroom!

Is that the one where he got shot in the leg?

Is that the one where he got shot in the leg?

That's the one. Funny shit there too. Let me see if I can find it...

Edit: Here it is:
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=459818&highlight=shot

Link! :D

What do you mean link??? You were in on it, you turd:flipoff2:

I was about to bash some fawkin idjit/no0b for dredging up really old shit. But I see that the idjit is the no good cheating perp himself.
By the way, I gotta agree that the sweet midgets are worth a little side action. Like the side of a sandwich, side of a plate full of grilled chicken. damn, almost anything tastes better after eating a sweet midget.

Both of this and Gil shot in the leg, are worthy of the classics

aw maaaaan!

:confused:


hide the evidence and kill all those involved TA DAA!!!



Since we're talking about a midget, I would suggest a smaller box. Maybe a size that could tuck under the bed nicely.

Is that the one where he got shot in the leg?

Bingo thanks I couldn't remember all of the specifics last night!!

What do you mean link??? You were in on it, you turd:flipoff2:



I know, but it's ALWAY'S funny to make a person go search :laughing:



Sorry, had to do it. :flipoff2:

I know, but it's ALWAY'S funny to make a person go search :laughing:



Sorry, had to do it. :flipoff2:

I found it before I even read your reply. Searched for threads started by Gil, with shot and leg in it and BOOM. there it was.:flipoff2: