: Confession thread


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WertyzMom
06-28-2005, 03:27 PM
moons UZI9mm...



:flipoff2:

UZI 9mm
06-28-2005, 03:28 PM
moons UZI9mm...



:flipoff2:



:grinpimp: see, that's better already :D :D

HighToy
06-28-2005, 03:28 PM
It appears you've taken that upon yourself as your job...



:laughing:

WheelWitch
< BUGBOMB> is your friend! ;)

Please do!
You should see the place he is diong now! It was a total blowdown wreck of a kitchen... now it's 'Country Chic' Antiquie looking new cabinets, tile counters, a HUGE maple butcherblock Cooktop Island thing... an eating nook and bitchin' tile floor! :grinpimp:




I want a BIG Kitchen too :crybaby:

*rembers to buy a lottery ticket*

What kind of prices do you guys see. We need to do our kitchen and I am planning to do most of the work myself. Our kitchen is a galley style something like 8x10. Kinda small for the chef work we like to do for dinner but it was our first house and are not planning on moving for a couple more years. Plus the PO was a 40yr old bachelor and 2 of his friends who were all heavy grease cookers and smokers. :barf:

79CJLongmont
06-28-2005, 03:32 PM
For real dude, you jumped all in this kool aid and Im not even sure you have the spoon. What did you sit next to her at the pajama party and listen in on the other phone while her and Entropy discussed this crap?

:D :D
I have a ladle.

I like flannel pajamas.

:flipoff2: :flipoff2:

dmcdd
06-28-2005, 03:33 PM
It was rather ill concieved

I'm thinkin maybe we all should'a pulled out earlier, but dang - I don't have that kinda self control.

cdarthvader
06-28-2005, 03:38 PM
reading this kinda makes you want to get hit in the stomach with a baseball batt for 2 weeks

Co Pilot
06-28-2005, 03:48 PM
has Renee caught up yet...

can we continue??

Renee
06-28-2005, 03:50 PM
has Renee caught up yet...

can we continue??
Someone gave me the reader's digest version. Please continue! :D

WheelWitch
06-28-2005, 04:02 PM
Don't know. But we tangled when she first came to the board. She still has the same superior, motherly, SOMEwhat condescending overtones ;) that she had then. She's toned it down a bit, but she's grabbing a tiger by the tail with the :roxy: comments.

Now ON WITH THE SHOW!!!! :grinpimp: :clown:
Schly, honey - I am so hurt! :D But I am glad you remember me! :evil:

I really am not condescending, LAME - I think it is something about the way I write. I've tried to work on it. Still not coming across in the lighthearted fashion I usually mean it, huh? Sigh .... :( The motherliness is a character defect I can do nothing about. My apologies, folks. :)

Despite definite differences - Schly is one of my favorite people on this board. Weird, eh? :rasta:

And - there is no hope for me with Roxy - I got into the Gorilla Glue when I came onto the board and grabbed hold of her tail. It's been all downhill from then............ :laughing:

Mr Roxy
06-28-2005, 04:04 PM
Get a clue. Jenn probably didn't handle things very well either, but she isn't trying to paint herself to be something she isn't.

No I beg to differ, One minute she is all high and mighty and Mike is at fault, then the next she is spouting off sexual induendoes(sp?) like the one in Surveyboys sig line. I think your the one who needs to get a clue! :shaking: Your obviously so far up Jenns ass that you cant tell whats really going on. And while your up there why dont you tell Jenn to return the movie she took and never returned.
Mr. :roxy:

WheelWitch
06-28-2005, 04:05 PM
moons UZI9mm...



:flipoff2:
with raspberries on top

:p

WheelWitch
06-28-2005, 04:10 PM
What kind of prices do you guys see. We need to do our kitchen and I am planning to do most of the work myself. Our kitchen is a galley style something like 8x10. Kinda small for the chef work we like to do for dinner but it was our first house and are not planning on moving for a couple more years. Plus the PO was a 40yr old bachelor and 2 of his friends who were all heavy grease cookers and smokers. :barf:

First hubby and I moved into a place that had been owned by a Hmong family - a large family. Really a great house but it took two years and three seperate paintings before I could get rid of the residual spices in the air from oil on the kitchen walls. :( Grease just wants to hang on in a place. for certain...... :D

Blame Canada
06-28-2005, 04:13 PM
Who else thinks this guy is either related to or is now the current bf/bedbuddy/secksfeind of Jenn?

Just me.. aw well. :flipoff2:

teh funnay has been lost in this thread. :p
I thought 70CJLongmont was a Chick??? :confused:

Well, at least from reading her posts, she's all bitchy and does that *smarten up with all the name calling crap, you bitch* type of stuff.

re: my earlier post of WW.

So, what's the real deal? Dude? or Dudette?

Either way, she seems to be rather hurt that she wasn't the other one on the receiving end of Entrophy's 3-some.

trampas
06-28-2005, 04:13 PM
since Joe_W hasn't replied to this thread... i'll post for him. ;)

Mr Roxy
06-28-2005, 04:20 PM
I thought 70CJLongmont was a Chick??? :confused:

Well, at least from reading her posts, she's all bitchy and does that *smarten up with all the name calling crap, you bitch* type of stuff.

re: my earlier post of WW.

So, what's the real deal? Dude? or Dudette?

Either way, she seems to be rather hurt that she wasn't the other one on the receiving end of Entrophy's 3-some.

Wow I didnt even consider it could be a chick :confused: I always thought Jenn was alittle manly, softball playerish :flipoff2: She's bitter that she didnt get a piece of what Mike got.
Mr. :roxy:

WheelWitch
06-28-2005, 04:22 PM
re: my earlier post of WW.

So, what's the real deal? Dude? or Dudette?

Either way, she seems to be rather hurt that she wasn't the other one on the receiving end of Entrophy's 3-some.

Blame Canada - I am at a loss here. Were you speaking to me? :confused:

Blame Canada
06-28-2005, 04:26 PM
Blame Canada - I am at a loss here. Were you speaking to me? :confused:

No offence, but nope.

I guess I wasn't very clear.

I was trying to say 79CJwhatever types comparable to your style of writing, which made me think 79CJwhatever is a woman.

And just asking if I'm correct? or incorrect?

WheelWitch
06-28-2005, 04:30 PM
okey-dokey

Myanarchy
06-28-2005, 04:32 PM
So let me get this straight:
Sleep with Jenn, mess up and get her pregnant and she has
an abortion absolving the problem.



Damn girl wanna do it :grinpimp:




Now watch folks, someone is gonna take this the wrong way, which would be anything other than a joke and its gonna be a great big e-fight :D

85 Chevota
06-28-2005, 04:33 PM
I think 79CJLongmont is the tag-along who thinks he is the gutterslut's knight in shining armour and is gonna get some if he defends her honor.

Renee
06-28-2005, 04:36 PM
I think 79CJLongmont is the tag-along who thinks he is the gutterslut's knight in shining armour and is gonna get some if he defends her honor.
I concur.

Entropy
06-28-2005, 04:39 PM
Bubba Ray, I was joking, hence the flipoff smiley.


You are a miserable human being and a total fawking liar. You told her that the pregnancy was HER problem and up to her to work it out.

You told her that you would have no part of a child's life if she kept it.

You told her that you would not support the child in anyway.

You told her you would not pay a damned thing for an abortion. You want me to post a scan of the certified mail slip that was sent to you requesting a payment for the procedure or face court action???

You knocked someone up, denied responsibility and left them to face all of the harshness in decision-making about it on their own. This whole time all you did was act verbally abusive and tell them to fawk off. Not ONCE did you actually act as if you would own-up in anyway to your part of the situation. You said something to the effect of your dad or mom was a shitball and walked out on your life, so you had no problem doing the same to a child you helped create.

You are a complete scumball. Please, do not show your face in my presence, ever. Keep lying to yourself. Keep thinking you did nothing wrong. Keep talking shit. It doesn't matter. When the day comes to pay the piper, make sure your pockets are full and you are carrying buckets.

Only worthless human beings try to act as if they have no part in things they caused.

BTW, have you ever known a woman (one that you weren't ignoring and treating like shit during the incident) that had to go through an abortion? Do you have ANY idea what that is like for them mentally and physically? Probably not since you don't take responsibilty for yourself. Let me just say, it is HELL for them. Cells or life, it is still HELL for them.

One day, I am convinced that you will find out for yourself what that is like!

No, I said it was HER decision on what she wanted to do. I believe that still. I wasn't going to tell her to get an abortion or keep it. All I did was tell her where I was coming from.

I said I did not want to be a part of the child's life. Correct. I have many reasons for that and I don't really feal like justifying them.

I said I would sell my shit and move to my dad's, get a job, and support her financially. If she told you otherwise, she lied to you and she knows it.

I asked her if she wanted me to pay, as I said and she said she knew I was tight and not to worry about it. After the fact, when she decided she was the victim, she suddenly wanted payment. I sent her a private message, saying I would pay half if she sent me a copy of the bill. Then one of her friends posted on here about the whole deal, and like you - wanted to drag me through the mud about it. As far as I am concerned - this is worth far more to me than 250 dollars and I am not paying shit now. I told her that as well, after her friend posted about it.

She knows that. She heard me saying it. She sent messages to me where we talked about our future after that. We talked on the phone extensively after that.

Since we're willing to add evidence... lets...

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From : JeepBeyotch
To : Entropy
Date : 2005-05-26 17:44
Title : Re: One last thing
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Simply put, I don't have 250 dollars.

I am not going to have 250 dollars anytime in the near future. If you had told me you needed it, instead of telling me not to worry about it because you knew I was tight, then I would have skipped paying a bill to pay for it. Because I knew how much it was, because I DID ask.

Again, I'll see what I can do - but I can't promise anything. Unless someone dumps a crapload of money in my lap sometime soon anyway.

Yes you did ask how much it was. I give you that. But the amount went up because of the complications - that's what I was referring to about you not asking. Could I have told you? Yes but I thought you would have asked (yes that's my thing) and then I felt uncomfortable bringing any of that up with you. Yes you were in your own world of hurt and it's not in your nature to ask about other things - that is not a slam, just a statement.

I didn't know I needed it until the bill came. It is for a card that I only use for emergencies so I don't know it's billing cycle like I do my other CC. If I had known it was going to be due sooner, I would not have told you to wait. But this is how I handle my money - I would like to pay the bill as it's due. I don't know your money situation so I asked for the money when I needed it. You can't fault me for that. At least, I hope not.

I guess I will get money from you whenever you can pay it.

Again...

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From : JeepBeyotch
To : Entropy
Date : 2005-05-28 18:27
Title : Re: Thank You
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Thank you to your friend for spreading dirty laundry on the board.

You can send her the bill now; I am not paying a dime.

If she does not see that it takes two, and wants to ignore your responsibility. Then I am taking the opportunity to ignore mine. That pissed me off, because it was uncalled for. She could only have gotten that impression from you.

This is the last communication you will receive concerning this issue.

Thank you for making me regret the time we spent together.

Mike -

I see you have me blocked on AIM. You probably have me on ignore here - if that is the case, I will email you this.

My friend formed her own opinion - just as Mel did of me - from what she's read on here as well as the torture I have experienced.

I did not ask her to do anything. When I saw her today & she told me what she'd done, I chewed her out. I can fight my own battles. She has chewed me out enough and I take full responsibility for my part.

You can choose to think you are a victim in this - I do not think either of us is a victim. We were completely incompatible and were doomed from the start for many reasons.

I do not know or care what has made you turn into such an asshole. It saddens me for you that you have turned your back on a great person in me.

Yours and Mels sniping has been effective - you have hurt me and amused me. That won't be the case anymore.

00000

Why do I need to lie? I have only retaliated, not attacked.

Bubba Ray Boudreaux
06-28-2005, 04:41 PM
http://www.ptsi.net/user/sjharper/donut.jpg

Entropy
06-28-2005, 04:47 PM
Err, wait - I found the original one... Did she just say that I said I knew the abortion was half my responsibility? So I told her that right? Cause she said I did? That must of been about the time that I said it was her problem and she could deal with it? :shaking:

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From : JeepBeyotch
To : Entropy
Date : 2005-05-26 07:02
Title : One last thing
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Michael,

There is one last thing we need to finish up. Since you said the abortion was half your responsibility, I need the your part of the abortion money. I said I would give you time. Well that bill is now due and I need the money. The whole thing ended up costing $500 with the complicated follow-up - if that's a shock to you, you never asked about it. Your half is $250.

I need it within 2 weeks.

Thanks. And please at least respond to this message so I know you read it & will get me the money.

Jennifer

surveyboy
06-28-2005, 04:50 PM
ooofff

Renee
06-28-2005, 04:51 PM
Whew, and I thought I had been through a messy breakup. Thanks for making me feel better about myself guys! :D

FourBanger
06-28-2005, 04:51 PM
Ran out of popcorn, eh Bubba?

Co Pilot
06-28-2005, 04:53 PM
how do you like me now!! :eek:


:laughing:

Roxywheels
06-28-2005, 04:54 PM
how do you like me now!! :eek:


:laughing:

You're killin me :laughing: :laughing: :roxy:

Bubba Ray Boudreaux
06-28-2005, 04:58 PM
Ran out of popcorn, eh Bubba?

Something like that. You can call me Switzerland, but Entropy has titanium manhood for posting this stuff....................

Blame Canada
06-28-2005, 04:59 PM
http://www.ptsi.net/user/sjharper/donut.jpg

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Co Pilot
06-28-2005, 05:05 PM
ooofff


Hey.. where'd your sig go?? :confused:





:flipoff2:

Roxywheels
06-28-2005, 05:15 PM
Hey.. where'd your sig go?? :confused:





:flipoff2:

I repeat *how ya like me now* :laughing: :roxy:

MountainJeep
06-28-2005, 05:16 PM
Well this just proves the theory that the entire PBB Chit Chat gene pool is way to concentrated, and will soon be nothing more than a morph of itself.

surveyboy
06-28-2005, 05:19 PM
it was there a min ago :confused:

now its there now??

WertyzMom
06-28-2005, 05:23 PM
What kind of prices do you guys see. We need to do our kitchen and I am planning to do most of the work myself. Our kitchen is a galley style something like 8x10. Kinda small for the chef work we like to do for dinner but it was our first house and are not planning on moving for a couple more years. Plus the PO was a 40yr old bachelor and 2 of his friends who were all heavy grease cookers and smokers. :barf:


I answered this in WheelWitch's Thread on remodeling!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367810


:D

Paul Gagnon
06-28-2005, 07:45 PM
Whew! And to think I wasn't going to read this thread.

Mo
06-28-2005, 07:50 PM
is it worth it? I just skipped to the end.

Renee
06-28-2005, 07:51 PM
is it worth it? I just skipped to the end.
Worth it from about page 3-7.

Paul Gagnon
06-28-2005, 07:55 PM
Hey Renee why don't you and Gena fly up here and we can start our own thread like this. :evil:

Gen. Nonsense
06-28-2005, 08:42 PM
This confession thread was a great idea. I nominate this one for a place in the "Classics" forum

Muddin
06-28-2005, 08:46 PM
Whew! And to think I wasn't going to read this thread.



It just shot my evening to hell :laughing:

Renee
06-28-2005, 09:02 PM
Hey Renee why don't you and Gena fly up here and we can start our own thread like this. :evil:
Just as long as Gena's the one that gets knocked up. :D

Sillyneck
06-28-2005, 09:17 PM
AHHAHAHAH this thread is sick!

I don't know if this is a confession or just random information to everyone. This girl I loved f-cked me over pretty bad over a year ago. I wished all the evil in the world on her....not a month later I heard she was pregnant AHHAHAHAHHA

Not long after that another girl decided to mess with my head....being more careful I fled the situation in a hurry....what happened to her???? She got pregnant by a guy she used to say was just a friend and she'd never mess around with him...he's too ugly yada yada AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Shortly there after I was kicking it with this girl that seemed genuine.....maybe I could hump her more than a couple times before I ditched her....well shed come around and act like a g/f then disappear for a couple weeks...i didn't care...then I didn't hear from her for a month.....AHAHHAHAH get ready for this one....She calls me up and comes by the house to hang out. Somehow we got on the topic of my ex's and I was kinda joking with my other friends about how bad sh!t happens to girls that aren't straight with me.

Later that night she told me she got an abortion and that's why she was gone so long. This was after I made it sooooooo painfully clear that if we're humping...it's exclusive humping....I said just don't f-ck with me on that one I don't play. Well she was humping some other guy and he wasn't wearing a condom...PREGNANT!!!!

That's right....shady b!tches beware...I'll find you...hump you...then someone else will get you pregnant :D :D:D:D:D:D

Foolish
06-28-2005, 09:18 PM
This thread is WAY fucked. When is it going to Classics?

Co Pilot
06-28-2005, 09:27 PM
Just as long as Gena's the one that gets knocked up. :D

dont worry, you dont have to keep it ;)

Joe_W
06-28-2005, 09:28 PM
since Joe_W hasn't replied to this thread... i'll post for him. ;)

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Paul Gagnon
06-28-2005, 10:03 PM
Just as long as Gena's the one that gets knocked up. :D

Deal! :grinpimp:

DMG
06-29-2005, 05:05 AM
That's right....shady b!tches beware...I'll find you...hump you...then someone else will get you pregnant :D :D:D:D:D:D

Thats a sig line right there!

Rip DeLips
06-29-2005, 06:25 AM
Whew, and I thought I had been through a messy breakup. Thanks for making me feel better about myself guys! :D

So you're single now??? Wanna breed and start a master race???? :grinpimp:

Pdaddy
06-29-2005, 08:23 AM
This thread must go to classics, for the simple fact it should serve as a staple of what not to discuss on PBB!! Fawkin awesome! :laughing:

welndmn
06-29-2005, 09:05 AM
Whew, and I thought I had been through a messy breakup. Thanks for making me feel better about myself guys! :D
Your's was fine. :flipoff2:

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 09:24 AM
dont worry, you dont have to keep it ;)
or the previous half a dozen someone took part in :rolleyes:

Sully
06-29-2005, 09:29 AM
There's only one thing that really surprises me about this thread...





That the word "abortion" didn't summon DRM like some magical incantation recited by a bunch of sorority girls in a bad 80's horror flick.

Schly
06-29-2005, 09:34 AM
There's only one thing that really surprises me about this thread...





That the word "abortion" didn't summon DRM like some magical incantation recited by a bunch of sorority girls in a bad 80's horror flick.

Oh, he WANTS to post in this thread, but his head is spinning so fast, he can't figure out where to start. :laughing:

Bobzooki
06-29-2005, 09:37 AM
Oh, he WANTS to post in this thread, but his head is spinning so fast, he can't figure out where to start. :laughing:

I think he has the common decency NOT to post to this thread. This isn't some hypothetical discussion, it's real lives of people we know, getting twisted and damaged.

JeepBeyotch
06-29-2005, 09:49 AM
Since I was out in the field yesterday working on a meth baby case I got to miss the drama on here. I have been told what's on here. I may read it - who knows. But I have a response - as should have been expected.

Mike/Entropy - you are the asshat that cannot use birth control. Get yourself fucking fixed. 6 fucking abortions - maybe YOU should be aborted. I know I feel I was cooerced, manipulated into doing something I never EVER wanted to do I wonder how your wife/ex-wife REALLY feels about the ones you put her through.

Sharing that information was truly classless. You are . . . slime. I am glad I aborted the TWO embryos - they could have ended up like you and I am glad I refused to bring scum like you into this world. And I'm glad you FINALLY had a "come to Jesus" moment of clarity about your feelings for me - you never could figure them out :laughing:

Also - you have denied your responsibility in this. You refuse to pay - after YOU PUT IT IN WRITING that you would pay. What a real . . .

Mel - you are a a piece. You banned YJGirl for bringing personal shit into here. Yet your pet project, Mike, does the same fucking thing and you do absofuckinglutely nothing to. NICE! You know - I felt sorry for you that you had to ask an almost total stranger, ME, to be in your wedding. The fact that you didn't have any close friends to ask saddened me for you so I agreed. After you and Rose were complete fucking bitches and ignored me the week-end in Cali I was GLAD to get out of that abomination. To be a true crazy bitch like you - give me my fucking monitor back.

To my friends (and they know who they are): Mike is not worth the time or the energy. I am actually GLAD this shit got out. My healing is done. You know what I am doing.

To everyone else - I choose to not carry the 2 embryos to term because I know I would not have been able to put them up for adoption - I get emotionally attached easily, I already cared for the embryos at 7weeks. I could not have kept them (look at how the asshole is reacting now - imagine what he would have done if I'd had them & asked him for child support :barf: ). I had quit my job - erroneous believing I was going to Wisconsin to try to check things out with Mike - so I had no means of supporting 3 people. If you want to know my side, feel free to PM me. Some have asked me what 6 & 7 mean in my sig line and I had no qualms explaining that in private. As I'm sure has been said in this thread, there are 3 sides to everything: his, mine AND the truth.

Mike knows what he did and didn't do.

If the last post I read is true, I wish DRM would've chimed in on this thread. I have had many, many conversations with God about this - as I was making the decision to kill 2 creatures as well as since. I know I will have to TRY to make amends to those 2 souls after I die. That is my cross to bear. Plus knowing that I actually slept with such an ugly man . . . sickens me.

Yes, I responded to this thread from the heart. That is who I am - many on here may not be able to understand it. Not my job to explain it to y'all. I can hold my head high with my decisions (well . . . except for even getting involved with Mike but every woman has to have her ugly man experience) and unless I get banned (and I am expecting it) I will still hang around here. As I have said before, I have met some TRULY exceptionally great people from here (as well as the opposite).

Jenn

UZI 9mm
06-29-2005, 09:57 AM
*bong* Koo Koo

*bong* Koo Koo

Roxywheels
06-29-2005, 09:58 AM
Yup...you're still crazy. You brought this all on yourself with all your pathetic little jabs. I banned no one. Get a grip. And I choose not to have a lot of close personal female friends because most of the time they turn into crazy bitches. Thanks for proving me right. And hey...thanks for the monitor, it rocks! :laughing: :roxy:

ecrist
06-29-2005, 09:58 AM
WOW!! Just......wow! :eek:

Pdaddy
06-29-2005, 09:59 AM
Im glad the other side is in the open as well now.

discuss

Renee
06-29-2005, 10:01 AM
So you're single now??? Wanna breed and start a master race???? :grinpimp:
With you, or in general? :D

dmcdd
06-29-2005, 10:09 AM
Im glad the other side is in the open as well now.

discuss

Heck yeah... as we all know, rubberneckin at a car wreck isn't any fun unless we can see ALL the carnage... :rolleyes:

Entropy
06-29-2005, 10:19 AM
Since I was out in the field yesterday working on a meth baby case I got to miss the drama on here. I have been told what's on here. I may read it - who knows. But I have a response - as should have been expected.

Mike/Entropy - you are the asshat that cannot use birth control. Get yourself fucking fixed. 6 fucking abortions - maybe YOU should be aborted. I know I feel I was cooerced, manipulated into doing something I never EVER wanted to do I wonder how your wife/ex-wife REALLY feels about the ones you put her through.

Sharing that information was truly classless. You are . . . slime. I am glad I aborted the TWO embryos - they could have ended up like you and I am glad I refused to bring scum like you into this world. And I'm glad you FINALLY had a "come to Jesus" moment of clarity about your feelings for me - you never could figure them out :laughing:

Also - you have denied your responsibility in this. You refuse to pay - after YOU PUT IT IN WRITING that you would pay. What a real . . .

Mel - you are a a piece. You banned YJGirl for bringing personal shit into here. Yet your pet project, Mike, does the same fucking thing and you do absofuckinglutely nothing to. NICE! You know - I felt sorry for you that you had to ask an almost total stranger, ME, to be in your wedding. The fact that you didn't have any close friends to ask saddened me for you so I agreed. After you and Rose were complete fucking bitches and ignored me the week-end in Cali I was GLAD to get out of that abomination. To be a true crazy bitch like you - give me my fucking monitor back.

To my friends (and they know who they are): Mike is not worth the time or the energy. I am actually GLAD this shit got out. My healing is done. You know what I am doing.

To everyone else - I choose to not carry the 2 embryos to term because I know I would not have been able to put them up for adoption - I get emotionally attached easily, I already cared for the embryos at 7weeks. I could not have kept them (look at how the asshole is reacting now - imagine what he would have done if I'd had them & asked him for child support :barf: ). I had quit my job - erroneous believing I was going to Wisconsin to try to check things out with Mike - so I had no means of supporting 3 people. If you want to know my side, feel free to PM me. Some have asked me what 6 & 7 mean in my sig line and I had no qualms explaining that in private. As I'm sure has been said in this thread, there are 3 sides to everything: his, mine AND the truth.

Mike knows what he did and didn't do.

If the last post I read is true, I wish DRM would've chimed in on this thread. I have had many, many conversations with God about this - as I was making the decision to kill 2 creatures as well as since. I know I will have to TRY to make amends to those 2 souls after I die. That is my cross to bear. Plus knowing that I actually slept with such an ugly man . . . sickens me.

Yes, I responded to this thread from the heart. That is who I am - many on here may not be able to understand it. Not my job to explain it to y'all. I can hold my head high with my decisions (well . . . except for even getting involved with Mike but every woman has to have her ugly man experience) and unless I get banned (and I am expecting it) I will still hang around here. As I have said before, I have met some TRULY exceptionally great people from here (as well as the opposite).

Jenn
I’ll post the conversation we had the night of the abortion on here when I get home. Where you completely contradicted everything you just said. Like the fact that it wasn’t a problem for you until you went and did it. Right after which I called and talked to you for a couple hours.

Since you haven’t read the thread, I’m sure you haven’t noticed that I already posted your private messages where you already admitted I said I would pay and I bailed because you brought this shit out first. Mel didn’t ban anybody.

You quit your job because you felt uncomfortable going to a prison to work and because some dude was harassing you. Please. :shaking:

You came on here trying to start shit between a friend of mine and you know it. Grow up. I wasn’t going to keep sitting here while you pulled your childish bullshit.

You have some serious issues.

Rip DeLips
06-29-2005, 10:20 AM
With you, or in general? :D

That's the stupidest question I will hear all day...I hope. lol :laughing: So, how bout it??? lolllllllllll

Damage, Inc.
06-29-2005, 10:29 AM
And *just* when I thought it was all over.

Entropy
06-29-2005, 10:33 AM
Since Jenn is glad this is all out in the open... let's put it all out there. I'm a scumbag asshat, so I won't feel bad about posting this at all...

Cause, we've been down this road already on the phone and in e-mail and on IM. Because she had to be the victim. She couldn't have had anything to do with it, I coerced her and manipulated her so I could get pussy from a 1000 miles away. Must be because I'm so ugly.

Dear Michael,


Alright, I give up. You win. I don’t agree with but I have to accept your decision about us.
And I know I shouldn’t send this (who knows if I will or not) because it will just be more ammunition for your decision and for derision of me and further proof of my psycho status since I’m a chick who has gotten the cock. I haven’t edited myself to you so I’m not going to stop now – probably to my detriment. None of what I say is meant to hurt you – I’m telling you how I feel for probably the last time. I won’t bring any of this up again unless you want to discuss it.
I don’t agree with you about us not being compatible or having a viable future but I finally accept I cannot change your mind or open your heart or do or say anything that will prompt you to even think along those lines. What finally did it? 2 things – me telling you I can’t sleep with anyone else & wanting to see you and the rejection I received in return. And then Monday night. First you avoided my phone call and then you weren’t available when I got home from bowling. And don’t try to tell me you didn’t know what time I’d get home – it was the same time from January 31st (our first night of AIM sex) on. You not being available . . . well, that was the final straw for me and my optimism.
I am hurt and heart-broken by your decision to end us. It is my worst fear come true – I told you in the beginning I knew you’d want out. Unfortunately I was right.
You once said I put up a charade to you. I vehemently disagree. I am the same person on-line as I am in person. I have my sarcastic, mean side but I also have my vulnerable, loving, compassionate side. I guess you only chose to see the sarcastic, mean side when looking back at my posts. You missed my vulnerable, loving, compassionate side.
I feel like I was just a piece of ass, that I was played. I hope with all of my heart and being that’s not the case but if it is, then you truly earn the asshole moniker you give yourself. And I guess I’ve been extremely . . . trusting in thinking you weren’t still sleeping with your wife or with Naomi or with the bar chicks. I think for my piece of mind I need to get myself tested.
I knew from the start you were on the rebound. But you said all the right things and did the right things to make me think you were ready for another relationship. In hindsight, I don’t think that was the case. And I made a conscience effort at first to not fall hopelessly for you, to keep it light and joking. But I fell. I know exactly when it happened and I fought myself on it – knowing the distance was going to be an issue, knowing you still being married would be an issue, my independence would be an issue and what you perceive to be our too big of differences – but I made a conscience choice to fall for you and give you all the chances in the world and to work on us. I didn’t get that in return. Again, your loss but I’m feeling the pain.
I’m still confused by your reason why you’re ending us. We both made mistakes but I gave you more chances. I made 2 mistakes, different ones in my book– I got defensive and I didn’t admit fault quickly enough. Thanks for the judgment that is sarcasm there. I admit it is a moot point.
People change – you’re not the same person you were even a couple of years ago. So, yes you may be happy with who you are now but you will continue to change, I hope for your better, as you age. I would have been a good, no GREAT, partner for you to change and grow old with. It is your loss – but I am the only one feeling it right now.
I’m glad I didn’t actually give up my life and move to be with you. I had decided to do that, at least for the short term, before you suddenly pulled back. And I’m also glad I didn’t loan you the money for your divorce. As I process the end of us and aborting our children, I am discovering, yet again but on a deeper level, the true awesomeness and amazingness of my friends. I know I would die or kill for some of them – I now know that many of them feel the same way. For my sake, I’m glad you don’t live here because I couldn’t live with myself for any of them hurting you or you defending yourself. They love me – faults, freak-outs, “bullshit”, warts and all. I guess I need that in a partner. I saw your faults and still loved you and wanted you. I didn’t get the same.
The abortion – I never, EVER wanted to be in the position to have to have one. You and I put me in that position. I will forever have to live with that decision. You get to walk away scott-free and care-free. I guess that’s the case with men & women – men don’t care and women care too much. I had wanted to have the option of having children with you, to be forever bonded together, when things were going well. I could see US being great parents, working together with our different styles. For the most part, I do not regret the decision to abort the twins. Aside from abortion, there was only one scenario – where I became a single mother of twins with maybe some money from the father. I refuse to bring children into this world who would have no contact with their Father, except for occasional money, I made the right choice for those kids. Since you have completely freaked out about being a dad SIX times now, you must get yourself fixed. For your own sanity and for the sanity of any future women you sleep with. You may find one who won’t abort and then you’ll be stuck paying child support.
I regret how vulnerable I got with you. The AIM sex, the phone sex, the sitting on your face, taking pictures for you, trying to figure out how to orgasm with you inside me, trying to set a boundary, a safe limit for MY comfort – it all makes me feel used and abused right now. You say none of it was dirty but you didn’t expose yourself and then get rejected. I feel especially yucky about the last 2 phone sessions – one where you told me you loved me (I bet that was because you were orgasming or had just orgasmed) and then when I got you off the night I started the abortion. Talk about feeling cheap. I hope, in time, I no longer get aroused by you. I guess the joke of you just wanting me for my pussy and my money wasn’t so much of a joke. I gave you the ultimate gift – my body, heart and soul. It wasn’t what you wanted – again, it’s your loss but I’m feeling the pain.
As for being friends – I can’t just turn off my dials of love and intimacy for you like you did for me. Along with that comes the hope of you still wanting me or that the possibility might exist. I want to be friends with you – to be friends with an ex would be a first for me – but I am in so much pain right now I don’t know how to be just your friend. If I’m honest with myself, I’ll still have a little piece of hope for us. Whenever you are the one who is rejected in a relationship, I hope you can remember your dials and how to turn them down or off. You’ve done the rejecting twice now – it’s the power position. You get to be strong.
Lastly, I hope you do not think of me as a psycho woman. I am not – I have been fighting for the man that I love and for a future I bought into hard, and then reacting to the rejection I got. And the pregnancy did very bizarre things to my hormones and I’ve just been reacting not thinking. Lastly, I’ve gone back on the Lexapro. You’ve got your cigarettes to calm you down – I choose a less deadly approach. I had started to wean myself off of them in late March/early April and then cut them out cold turkey when I thought I was pregnant, in the OFF chance that we decided to have it together. I’ve upped my dosage again and I feel better already.
I’m not sorry for this diatribe – in order for me to have any hope of being OK with you I have to tell you my feelings. I have beaten a dead horse more times than any decent dead horse deserves. Do I expect any response from you? The only response I hope for is the one I won’t get. So I have no expectations of you.
Jennifer
________________________
Your message alleviates my concerns that I had made the right decision.

You have chosen to see everything negative and walk away from what could have been a good experience. You’ve chosen to soil and corrupt what could have been a good friendship and quite possibly more in the future.

You contradict and insist on placing blame somewhere; when I have told you several times that no blame is necessary and there is no fault.

First you say that you don’t agree with my assessment, which means that you harbor feelings for me still and would want to continue on. Then you insinuate that I have used you, slept around on you, and lied to you to get what I want. Why would you want me then? Either you’re wrong or you need to find a better class of men…

You assume in this e-mail that I ignored your call the other night after knowing I was sick. I went to bed early (around 11 o’clock) to get some sleep. The e-mail you sent me the other day indicated that you assumed and understood that and yet you’re changing your tune now. It had nothing to do with when you got home or whether I even considered when you were getting home. I decided that I needed rest and went to bed.

I don’t think I ever used the word charade. I used the word façade. The words are vastly different in definition and you have basically admitted to doing it already. When you show a hard outer shell to people so that they don’t see your soft inside? That’s a façade, by definition.

Now you need to get tested and I’ve been sleeping around? Now my integrity is in question, when I have been nothing but honest with you. Obviously, that honesty was in vain because it is being used against me now and ignored for everything its worth.

You can try to pinpoint your faults or mistakes all day and try and come up with ways to use sarcasm with my “judgment”. The fact that you’re even writing half the stuff in this message indicates to me that you have no idea who I am. You don’t have to read into my thoughts, speech, or actions… I say and do what I mean. You trying to come up with all this stuff is down right melodramatic and insulting to me.

You’d be a great partner? But I am a lying, cheating, asshole? Why would you want to spend the rest of your life with me? I just used you for a piece of ass, cause god knows I need to go 1000 miles for that. Even if I was the ugliest kid in town, I’d still be able to call the old wife back and have at it. I sure did go to a helluva lot of trouble to get a piece of ass.

Well, if it’s any consolation, I’m glad I didn’t WANT you to loan me the money for my divorce. I didn’t ask you to, didn’t pursue it, didn’t want you to, and hadn’t thought about it other than a friendly offer. But, now I am a liar and I was just using you… so I guess I should have taken the money!

Now all your friends want to hurt me. I’m shaking. Cause I did so much wrong. God knows what you’ve told them after reading this message in all of its melodramatic glory. Not surprising that they would get sucked into all the drama though. They probably can’t handle the fact that two people sometimes just don’t work out either. They love you for all of your self-acclaimed faults – but they don’t have to live with you or marry you. I never said I didn’t want to be your friend and I’d venture to say that I am a pretty damn good friend to those that I have. Don’t compare friendship with marriage. You need to be a friend first, but you can’t just hang with your other wives when you aren’t getting along with one of them.

I knew the abortion accusation was coming. I’m not even going there. I shouldn’t have even bothered.

That’s right six times. I regret again that I was so open and honest with you… cause I didn’t need to be if it was just going to get thrown back in my face.

You can feel dirty about it all you want; I don’t even know why I am replying to this message. I had a good time and enjoyed being with you. I’m not going to let your message soil any of that. The Jenn that I fell in love with obviously jumped ship from all the drama, because she wouldn’t have jumped to half of these conclusions which I would hesitate to even mention in the same sentence as an “intuitive leap”.

Being friends with an ex would be a first for you? No shit. Cause not being friends with one of mine would be a first for me – whether I was the one rejecting or not.

You mean fighting for the man you loved. Past tense. Don’t tell me you love me after all of those insinuations.

As for the Lexapro… at least you knew about the Cigarettes. I don’t smoke them to keep me from being depressed either…

_______________________

I am sitting here, shaking because I realize I have fucked up big time. That wasn't my intent.

Dammit - I did not want to make you mad. And that is what I have done. I think you are a good man - that's why I've been fighting for you.

I do love you, dammit! and I jumped to conclusions about Monday night. I guess since you went to work I thought you were feeling fine. And you got upset with me earlier when I didn't respond fully - I honestly thought during the rest of our conversation things got screwy and you wanted a break from it.

I don't want to push you away and I fear that's what I've been doing and what this last message has done.

I am tired and cranky and not making any sense right now.

I thought you were done with me and any hopes of us. So I have one foot off the boat. Trust me - I want nothing more than to take back the last 4 weeks - they have not been the me that I usually am.

My message was my rambling thoughts. I honestly do not think you've slept around.

The Jenn you fell in love with is here. She is battered and beaten and doesn't know what to do. You said a few weeks back that it felt like you'd been running down a hill and then you hit somethig hard. That's what I'm feeling like now - I'm playing catch up with you, sadly.

I want nothing more than to continue to get to know you, possibly even spend the rest of my life with you - that scares the living shit out of me because of how vulnerable I am with you, how much I'd like for us to work out. (I'm sure I've screwed that possibility up for good).

I keep messing up. And I don't know what else to do but to be completely honest with you - with my thoughts, my feelings, my hopes. I know you're taking care of yourself, being yourself - that's what I'm doing. I ramble and then I get myself squared away. You have been getting to see the rambling. I have been terrified the ramblings will drive you away. I fear this last one is doing that. And my ramblings about sex - sexual intimacy is a very powerful thing for me - we were intimate in the most extreme ways for me (I've never loved looking into a man's eyes while having sex like I do yours. Or having a man inside me like I love having you there - that's some intense stuff.) I have felt you pulling away from me and that makes me vulnerable, makes me feel dirty. I don't think you're an ass or a user but I said it to try to hurt myself not you. You see, if I think I've been used maybe it'll be easier to deal with the changes in our relationship.

The abortion thing - it feels as if I have born the brunt of it. Have I asked you how you're feeling? No - I jumped to concusions. I did not mean that in any hurtful way. I honestly think that if being a dad terrifies you, you should get fixed. I told you that on the phone.

I've needed reassurance from you that we could possibly have a future and I've let my need for that screw things up. If our future involves just being friends, then I will settle for that.

I honestly thought you knew about the Lexapro. It wasn't a secret - I kept it in the kitchen & took it with you watching, when you were here. I started taking it right before my Mom left for Australia.

I've let my fear over-run my intelligence. Instead of being extremely angry with me for that stupid missive, can you give me a few days to clear my head so I can talk with you, in a level-headed measure? These last few weeks have fucked me up like no other!

I ask for nothing else but a little time to clear my head and for you to try to forget about that stupid, sleep-deprived missive.

I have fucked up royally but still do love you and want us.

Jenn

NM Dirty Girl
06-29-2005, 10:34 AM
WOW, just WOW!

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 10:39 AM
After you and Rose were complete fucking bitches and ignored me the week-end in Cali I was GLAD to get out of that abomination. .



see this is what pisses me off :mad: you fawking crazy cunt!
I was nothing BUT NICE to you the whole weekend.. when did I ignore you??
I drove you around so we could find a liquor store so you could buy a soda because you didnt trust the carbonation at fast food drive thrus?? remember?? I bought you dinner, remember?? I got my son up at 4am & took your ass to the airport because you were too cheap to spring for a shuttle... therefore ruining his day and making him cranky for a show that we spent $100 on for tickets..remember??
You even sent me an email, albeit 2 weeks later, thanking me for the weekend... You have no clue what is going on in your life!! :shaking:


You fucking got pregnant!! yes, Mike played a part.. but you would think that a woman over 30 years old would have her birth control in check before she started fucking some guy she met off the internet!
Oh but wait... Someone who is your age and doesnt know how to French kiss probably doesnt know that a man sticking his dick in your gash WILL get you pregnant!

You are a crazy whore who needs to get medication to control the 8 personalites you have going on!

Foolish
06-29-2005, 10:39 AM
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: ^ 11ty billiointh

black jimmy
06-29-2005, 10:41 AM
Anybody got anymore popcorn?? I just ran out.......

Foolish
06-29-2005, 10:44 AM
Anybody got anymore popcorn?? I just ran out.......
Sorry I'm a health freak... all I got is the non-buttered air popped stuff. :p

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 10:44 AM
Anybody got anymore popcorn?? I just ran out.......
maybe that's a good thing for everyone to run out off right about now.

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 10:48 AM
maybe that's a good thing for everyone to run out off right about now.


OH no.. this is JUST NOW starting to get good!!

Renee
06-29-2005, 10:51 AM
Boy am I glad I made it back here in time for this.

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 10:53 AM
OH no.. this is JUST NOW starting to get good!!
yup, women and the people of the pbb love the drama, should remembered :doh: LOL

85 Chevota
06-29-2005, 10:53 AM
So this Jenn is a crazy bitch with warts? :confused:

Suicide seems like the best option for her.... :laughing:

Rip DeLips
06-29-2005, 10:54 AM
So this Jenn is a crazy bitch with warts? :confused:

Suicide seems like the best option for her.... :laughing:

Suddenly, my life seems fantastic, like amazing and shit. :laughing:

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 10:55 AM
yup, women and the people of the pbb love the drama, should remembered :doh: LOL

well according to your sig.. you saw personalities 1,3,4, & 7 of Jenn's 8
which one did you sleep with?? :confused:

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 10:56 AM
Suddenly, my life seems fantastic, like amazing and shit. :laughing:


you & Nikkita have just been bumped to *Couple of the year!* :laughing:

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 10:58 AM
So this Jenn is a crazy bitch with warts? :confused:

Suicide seems like the best option for her.... :laughing:
not funny man, not funny

WertyzMom
06-29-2005, 11:01 AM
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: ^ 11ty billiointh



http://img268.echo.cx/img268/2674/round26tr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Binford
06-29-2005, 11:02 AM
Gud Gawd, thsi $hit is better than daytime tv

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 11:02 AM
hell, I thought is was round 10 already?? :confused:

85 Chevota
06-29-2005, 11:03 AM
not funny man, not funny

After thinking about it, you're right, because she sounds like she's nuts enough to actually do it.... :shaking:

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 11:05 AM
After thinking about it, you're right, because she sounds like she's nuts enough to actually do it.... :shaking:


yep, pretty much!

dmcdd
06-29-2005, 11:07 AM
After thinking about it, you're right, because she sounds like she's nuts enough to actually do it.... :shaking:

It's not nice to tease insane people. Besides, it's much more fun to just watch 'em self destruct on their own.

Maybe we should all have clear plastic ponchos like at a Ghallager show?

Schly
06-29-2005, 11:08 AM
That's the stupidest question I will hear all day...I hope. lol :laughing: So, how bout it??? lolllllllllll

Rip, have you been paying attention to the context of this thread at ALL?

It says "DON'T HAVE THE SECKS WITH THE WIMMEN OF THE PBB CAUSE THEY BE WAY TOO FERTILE AND IT MAY TEND TO CAUSE PUBLIC DISCOMFORT!"

Sully
06-29-2005, 11:11 AM
Rip, have you been paying attention to the context of this thread at ALL?

It says "DON'T HAVE THE SECKS WITH THE WIMMEN OF THE PBB CAUSE THEY BE WAY TOO FERTILE AND IT MAY TEND TO CAUSE PUBLIC DISCOMFORT!"


And the occasional rash.

But that's a different thread. I don't think this is about random confessions anymore. :p

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 11:17 AM
We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior......

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Rip, have you been paying attention to the context of this thread at ALL?

It says "DON'T HAVE THE SECKS WITH THE WIMMEN OF THE PBB CAUSE THEY BE WAY TOO FERTILE AND IT MAY TEND TO CAUSE PUBLIC DISCOMFORT!"
its not just the women that cause them ya know. ;)

Mustard Dog
06-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Gawd daymn :eek: :eek:

My old lady just launched an ICBM :eek: :eek: :eek:

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 11:23 AM
Gawd daymn :eek: :eek:

My old lady just launched an ICBM :eek: :eek: :eek:
LOL

HighToy
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

Muddin
06-29-2005, 11:29 AM
We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior......


That's funny. I was just making a chop of you :flipoff2:


Jerry says this is definatly WOW worthy

Schly
06-29-2005, 11:30 AM
its not just the women that cause them ya know. ;)

Good point. :laughing:

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 11:38 AM
That's funny. I was just making a chop of you :flipoff2:


Jerry says this is definatly WOW worthy

Hi there Muddin. We'll be needing a moderator for Jenn and Entropy on next week's show, and you know what good looking women do for ratings!!! Interested?

Entropy
06-29-2005, 11:43 AM
Hi there Muddin. We'll be needing a moderator for Jenn and Entropy on next week's show, and you know what good looking women do for ratings!!! Interested?
My dog likes peanut butter...

Could we use that? Or would that be another show?

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 11:44 AM
My dog likes peanut butter...

Could we use that? Or would that be another show?

That would probably need to be another show all by itself. Wow! Muddin, a dog, AND peanut butter??? My producer will love it!!!

Sully
06-29-2005, 11:46 AM
That's funny. I was just making a chop of you :flipoff2:


Jerry says this is definatly WOW worthy

A little bit of resizing, and that has AVATAR written all over it.

Entropy
06-29-2005, 11:46 AM
That would probably need to be another show all by itself. Wow! Muddin, a dog, AND peanut butter??? My producer will love it!!!
I don't want to give the show away dude...

But the peanut butter has to be creamy or it chafes.

LAME
06-29-2005, 11:46 AM
In more ways then one, this thread displays Entropy's testicular fortitude.

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 11:48 AM
In more ways then one, this thread displays Entropy's testicular fortitude.

*covers mouth with mic* *snicker*

Mustard Dog
06-29-2005, 11:48 AM
Hey Entropy, post up the pics :laughing:

Muddin
06-29-2005, 11:48 AM
That would probably need to be another show all by itself. Wow! Muddin, a dog, AND peanut butter??? My producer will love it!!!


After careful consideration...

No.


:flipoff2:

Renee
06-29-2005, 11:49 AM
Hey Entropy, post up the pics :laughing:
I was wondering how long this would take. :laughing:

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 11:49 AM
After careful consideration...

No.


:flipoff2:

I'm authorized to offer you a slightly used double-wide trailer, WITH underpinning!!! How's THAT grab ya???

UZI 9mm
06-29-2005, 11:51 AM
Hey Entropy, post up the pics :laughing:



omfg :laughing:


Mutually Assured Destruction :nuke:

Entropy
06-29-2005, 11:55 AM
Hey Entropy, post up the pics :laughing:
Then I would be called a liar, a piece of slime, an asshat, an asshole, and god knows what else! I couldn't bear it...

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 11:56 AM
Then I would be called a liar, a piece of slime, an asshat, an asshole, and god knows what else! I couldn't bear it...


BAH!!! we already know that shit... post up fawkwer!! :flipoff2:

HighToy
06-29-2005, 11:57 AM
http://www.tajarts.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/tiball.jpg

just like Entropy's... Titanium and blue :flipoff2:

Mustard Dog
06-29-2005, 11:58 AM
BAH!!! we already know that shit... post up fawkwer!! :flipoff2:

What she said.

I'm sure Strong would hook you up with a Backroom Pass over at RPS :evil:

Entropy
06-29-2005, 12:08 PM
What she said.

I'm sure Strong would hook you up with a Backroom Pass over at RPS :evil:
I already have one I think... :D

Although I can't currently come up with a good reason not to post them, since I would just be going along with my nature as a worthless human being, I can't bring myself to do it.

Don't forget, I have two months of IM logs too, I save everything. I also have many long and boring e-mails.

I'll see how this plays out. The more name calling and bullshit responses I get from her and her brainwashed cronies, the more of the actual picture I will show so everyone else can draw their own conclusions from our actual conversations.

I am feeling pretty proud of myself... since, as a high school graduate - I single-handedly convinced and manipulated someone with a masters in social work and bachelors in psychology. Would that automatically qualify me for those?

PhattieD
06-29-2005, 12:10 PM
I just wanted to personally give props to Wildjon300ci for starting this thread. While at first it appeared that Wildjon300ci was a moron with a pretty crappy story about nailing a gutterslut, the cosmic forces of the universe have combined this into one incredible adventure. Chalk up another nomination for the classics archive :grinpimp:

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 12:15 PM
Steve: [spotlight]
[smiles at the audience]
Steve: [after a long pause] Hi.
[audience laughter]
Steve: My name's Steve Brickles. I'm head of security here at The Jerry Springer Show. You know, a lot of people ask me, "What are the hardest fights to break up?" I gotta tell you, it's, er...
[gestures to Peaches and Zandra]
Steve: always the women.
[points and winks at the audience]


Entropy: [singing] Put your fucking clothes on, you stupid bitch!
Jenn: [singing] Don't you you touch me! / I'll kill you in your sleep! /
[runs over and pushes him]
Jenn: Cocksucker!
[he runs after her]
Jenn: Talk to the ass! Talk to the ass!
Jerry Springer: So, Entropy, I take it your not too thrilled with Shawntel's pole-dancing dream?
Entropy: [singing] She looks like a clown! She looks like a slut!
Jenn: [singing] He don't know shit! He never saw me dance! / But he watches other women dance, every night with his buddies.

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 12:16 PM
... and bachelors in psychology.

thats the most funniest thing I've heard ALL year!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

FourBanger
06-29-2005, 12:17 PM
Jenn: Talk to the ass! Talk to the ass!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

RockTonka
06-29-2005, 12:18 PM
DAMN.....ya'll got some fawked up lives :eek: I feel sorry for both of you (or 9-10 of ya'll???). Don't know if you feel better by airing all this out..........at least it shouldn't be festering as much. Get it out and move on. Posting pics probably isn't a good thing..........but I'll look if you do :flipoff2:

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 12:24 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Jenn: Talk to the ass! Talk to the ass!

Well, I think the audience with agree with me on this one...these two have taken phone sex to a whole new level.




.

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 12:26 PM
Well, I think the audience with agree with me on this one...they have taken phone sex to a whole new level.




.


how can we get tickets??

welndmn
06-29-2005, 12:28 PM
I just to post to know where I stop reading.
carry on.

Entropy
06-29-2005, 12:28 PM
Well, I think the audience with agree with me on this one...these two have taken phone sex to a whole new level.




.
Will you guys set me up with a hotel room and airfare?

I'm kind of tight right now...

Roxywheels
06-29-2005, 12:29 PM
Since I'm mentioned in this will I be able to be on the show too? :D :roxy:

Roxywheels
06-29-2005, 12:30 PM
Will you guys set me up with a hotel room and airfare?

I'm kind of tight right now...

classic :laughing: :roxy:

UZI 9mm
06-29-2005, 12:32 PM
I just to post to know where I stop reading.
carry on.



Fawking brilliant :eek:


E-bookmarks! :laughing:



:D :beer:

Pdaddy
06-29-2005, 12:41 PM
Holy shit :laughing: This thread HAS to make the Classics now.... Fawkin amazing!!

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 12:45 PM
Holy shit :laughing: This thread HAS to make the Classics now.... Fawkin amazing!!

Speaking of classics...we're looking for pole dancing faggots to cast for an upcoming show if you're interested.

Paul Gagnon
06-29-2005, 12:46 PM
Nevermind Springer, you guys should go on Geraldo so you can throw chairs at each other.

Schly
06-29-2005, 12:52 PM
Well, this thread has confused the shit out of the Google Ad Banner. :laughing:

Foolish
06-29-2005, 01:16 PM
Well, this thread has confused the shit out of the Google Ad Banner. :laughing:
No I think the google banner is dead on! It show The Maury Povich show and Jerry Springer for me. :laughing: :laughing:

WertyzMom
06-29-2005, 01:21 PM
:laughing:

Chister
06-29-2005, 01:22 PM
Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer! Be on Jerry Springer!

Which one applies here?

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 01:59 PM
good grief, this gem fell to the 2nd page...

BTT it goes :D

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 02:02 PM
lets try this again..

welndmn
06-29-2005, 02:19 PM
Come on people, lets get another couple on here,
Numberletterchick, tell us your issues, we are here to help.

Jerry Springer
06-29-2005, 02:25 PM
Come on people, lets get another couple on here,
Numberletterchick, tell us your issues, we are here to help.

And let's bring out our next guest on the show...Numberletterchicky.

[audience: slut! whore!]

So, Numberletterchicky, what exactly is it that attracts you to someone with a miniscule penis such as Paz???

ecrist
06-29-2005, 02:25 PM
Just checking back in to see if teh sechs pics are up yet?

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 02:28 PM
And let's bring out our next guest on the show...Numberletterchicky.

[audience: slut! whore!]

So, Numberletterchicky, what exactly is it that attracts you to someone with a miniscule penis such as Paz???
LOL LOL :D

FourBanger
06-29-2005, 02:30 PM
~: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a! :~

:eek: Are you stalking me? I built a computer for my brother last weekend, and that's what I named it.

He called me a couple days later, and asked me what it was, because it had been playing over and over in his head all day when he was at work. :laughing:

k5freak
06-29-2005, 02:32 PM
my eyes hurt now. i wish i woulda found this sooner :smokin:

Chister
06-29-2005, 02:35 PM
:eek: Are you stalking me? I built a computer for my brother last weekend, and that's what I named it.

He called me a couple days later, and asked me what it was, because it had been playing over and over in his head all day when he was at work. :laughing:


Dude.. you have Fish Breath.

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 03:24 PM
someone needs to do one of cool cliffnotes version of this thread...
that would make for many of these---------> :laughing:



thank you & god bless :flipoff2:

Renee
06-29-2005, 03:26 PM
I could have used those cliff notes yesterday. :mad: :laughing:

Bobzooki
06-29-2005, 03:26 PM
someone needs to do one of cool cliffnotes version of this thread...
that would make for many of these---------> :laughing:

Can you distill all that venom? Wouldn't it explode somewhere on the Internet, and cut off somebodies life support, or something?

I dunno... :shaking:

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 03:26 PM
I could have used those cliff notes yesterday. :mad: :laughing:


OH.. but today there is SO much more yesterday ;)

LAME
06-29-2005, 03:29 PM
someone needs to do one of cool cliffnotes version of this thread...
that would make for many of these---------> :laughing:



thank you & god bless :flipoff2:

Already did

put a sock on tha pickle

Foolish
06-29-2005, 03:31 PM
CLIFF NOTES:

Entropy and JeepBeyotch met over the PBB. Entropy stuck his pee pee inside of JeepBeyotch without a condom. JeepBeyotch has no fucking idea how birth control pills work. Entropy just wanted to fuck, JeepBeyotch wanted a relationship. JeepBeyotch had twins growing inside her and wanted Entropy to play daddy. JeepBeyotch took coathanger to the twins. PBB had many many laughs.


BTW did I mention that JeepBeyotch is horrible at/does not know how to french kiss? CLUE: TONGUE IN OTHER PERSON'S MOUTH.

Bobzooki
06-29-2005, 03:33 PM
JeepBeyotch took coathanger to the twins. PBB had many many laughs.

This proves that you are morally bankrupt. :shaking:

Foolish
06-29-2005, 03:39 PM
This proves that you are morally bankrupt. :shaking:
BOO FUCKING HOO. You don't need morals when you have a good head on your shoulders. :flipoff2:

dmcdd
06-29-2005, 03:39 PM
Imagine, if you will, as you sit innocently reading about a bonebrained adolescent and his gutterslut adventures... (gutterslutgutterslutgutterslut)
drip, Doink... Drama drops on the back of your hand.
drip doink drip doink... you grab a coffee cup and scoot your keyboard out of the way.
dripdoinkdripdoinkdripdoink.... you feel a sub sonic rumble in the pit of your stomach as you dive for the door...
FWOOOOOOOOSH
The drama equivalent of the Lake Peigneur Disaster (http://members.tripod.com/~earthdude1/texaco/texaco.html)

k5freak
06-29-2005, 03:42 PM
i found this and thought it might apply

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/463c5922

:smokin:

Bobzooki
06-29-2005, 03:42 PM
BOO FUCKING HOO. You don't need morals when you have a good head on your shoulders. :flipoff2:

What an interesting observation...

Mustard Dog
06-29-2005, 03:46 PM
i found this and thought it might apply

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/463c5922

:smokin:

How original, I don't think anyone here on the PBB has ever seen that, thank you.

85 Chevota
06-29-2005, 03:47 PM
i found this and thought it might apply

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/463c5922

:smokin:

you are an idiot :shaking:

EDIT: MD beat me to the punch

WertyzMom
06-29-2005, 03:50 PM
i found this and thought it might apply

:smokin:

This one's MUCH more applicable...

;)

welndmn
06-29-2005, 03:53 PM
Hey Guys, Have you thought about writing this all out and submit it to XOM for an article?
I would buy a copy for more of this!

Myanarchy
06-29-2005, 03:54 PM
Clicking on this thread, and reading every last page proves that we are all morally bankrupt. :shaking:



Fixed :D

dmcdd
06-29-2005, 03:57 PM
Fixed :D

Or, it proves that we're at work and in danger of being fired.

Nikkita
06-29-2005, 04:04 PM
So you're single now??? Wanna breed and start a master race???? :grinpimp:


How nice for you two. Did you want to borrow my bed for this, Edgar? :flipoff2:

Figured I had to post up since somehow in this crazy cosmic calamity my name was brought up... multiple times...and I haven't been here in weeks... :confused:

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 04:08 PM
How nice for you two. Did you want to borrow my bed for this, Edgar? :flipoff2:

Figured I had to post up since somehow in this crazy cosmic calamity my name was brought up... multiple times...and I haven't been here in weeks... :confused:

heres where I mentioned you :D

you & Nikkita have just been bumped to *Couple of the year!* :laughing:

Roxywheels
06-29-2005, 04:08 PM
Hey Guys, Have you thought about writing this all out and submit it to XOM for an article?
I would buy a copy for more of this!

I'm not paying $20 for just this! :laughing: :roxy:

Schly
06-29-2005, 04:10 PM
How nice for you two. Did you want to borrow my bed for this, Edgar? :flipoff2:

Figured I had to post up since somehow in this crazy cosmic calamity my name was brought up... multiple times...and I haven't been here in weeks... :confused:

...and some of us miss your boobs

spencurai
06-29-2005, 04:16 PM
gutterslut...


gutterslut


gutterslut....


wow that does roll off the tongue....pun intended.

Nikkita
06-29-2005, 04:16 PM
heres where I mentioned you :D


What a nice award to receive. Now why am I getting the distinct feeling that this comparison is slightly less than a good thing?

Nikkita
06-29-2005, 04:17 PM
...and some of us miss your boobs


As I've missed the pbb like I might miss the hair i shave off Rip's ballsack.

Co Pilot
06-29-2005, 04:18 PM
What a nice award to receive. Now why am I getting the distinct feeling that this comparison is slightly less than a good thing?


not to worry... its a good thing ;)
your quarrels pale in comparison.

Schly
06-29-2005, 04:18 PM
As I've missed the pbb like I might miss the hair i shave off Rip's ballsack.

EW! :flipoff2:

Entropy
06-29-2005, 04:19 PM
What a nice award to receive. Now why am I getting the distinct feeling that this comparison is slightly less than a good thing?
If all things are generally relative...

Then the comparison between JeepBeyotch and myself puts you somewhere around the Honeymooners as best couple of the year... relatively speaking.

Nikkita
06-29-2005, 04:21 PM
not to worry... its a good thing ;)
your quarrels pale in comparison.

OH yeah?? Spend a week at my house!!!!!! We have a guest bedroom, and just one request: please don't feed the bears. :)

Spawn_X
06-29-2005, 05:13 PM
just shows how fawked up women really are.



i'm sorry you're dealing with that shit dude. :(

Chister
06-29-2005, 06:06 PM
At this time I would like to dedicate These Two short video clips to both Mike and Jenn.

A Short Video From Mike's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback.wmv)

A Short Video From Jenn's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback2.wmv)

(Videos Courtesy of Big-Boys.com)

Entropy
06-29-2005, 06:10 PM
As promised, exerpts from IM conversations where it's obvious that I am telling her that I don't care and she has to deal with it...

19-00:51] aussiespaz: sooooooooooo - I messed up the test for real this time - I took the cap off and everything. I am going to wait until the AM to take it again. the Q&A said testing first thing in the AM is better. Regardless of the answer, you are getting the car. IF I am preggers (crossing fingers and arms and legs and toes and eyes and . . . that I'm not 'cuz I am not going to be a single mother) I will not have it. I came to that conclusion. It's not something that is in my best interest, your best interest or our best interest. Like you, I think I'm open to the possibility WHEN the circumstance is right.
[19-00:52] Entropy Maximus: Please don't think of it like that. I guess I deserve it though.
[19-00:53] aussiespaz: what do you deserve? I didn't mean anything against you. please don't take anything like that.
[19-00:53] Entropy Maximus: You said you didn't want to be a single mother and it kind of hurt... but after I made the comment, I realized that I kind of deserved it, so - no biggy.
[19-00:54] aussiespaz: wait - is this a conversation we need to have on the phone?
[19-00:54] Entropy Maximus: No - no, I know you didn't mean anything by it
[19-00:54] aussiespaz: this is not the ideal circumstance to even think about bringing a chitlin into.
[19-00:55] Entropy Maximus: It just sounded like you were making the decision for the fact that I am afraid to deal with it and I didn't want me to influence the decision at all.
[19-00:55] aussiespaz: If I have kids I want to be living with the father and security and such.
[19-00:56] aussiespaz: it's not b/c of you. as I said earlier, I've had a pretty good idea of what I would do if I ever became preggers
[19-00:56] Entropy Maximus: Right, so I influenced it without knowing I did... which is something I need time to think about I guess.
[19-00:56] aussiespaz: NOOOOOOOOO. you did not influence me at all.
[19-00:56] aussiespaz: shit shit shit
[19-00:58] aussiespaz: there are things that must be in place for me if I'm to have a kid - living with or married to the father, it's a secure relationship, both are ready for kids, I need to mature some (I may be older but I'm sure as hell not maturer, lol), I am terrified of being a parent - I don't think I have the patience for 24/7 kid duty.
[19-00:58] aussiespaz: this scare just reinforces those things for me
[19-00:58] Entropy Maximus: I'm not freaking about it or anything, so don't worry - it just kind of hit me that's all
[19-00:58] aussiespaz: call me please. I'd rather hear your voice

I have removed some of this conversation because maybe I have a shred of decency left. If Jenn or her cronies would like me to post the whole thing in the hope that they think it would make me look worse, I would be happy too. The details have been removed for her protection, believe it or not.

Session Start (EntropyMaximus:aussiespaz): Wed Apr 27 20:49:38 2005
[27-20:49] aussiespaz: hey
[27-20:49] Entropy Maximus: Yo
[27-20:49] aussiespaz: wazup?
[27-20:50] Entropy Maximus: Reading about exhausts... you?
[27-20:50] aussiespaz: dave showed me his netflix queue so I updated mine
[27-20:51] Entropy Maximus: He showed you his, so you showed him yours?
[27-20:51] Entropy Maximus: :D
[27-20:51] aussiespaz: lol.
[27-20:51] aussiespaz: nope. he showed me his so I could update mine
[27-20:51] aussiespaz: they've got 80+ movies - I've now got 12
[27-21:03] Entropy Maximus: So, how did everything go today?
[27-21:03] Entropy Maximus: I take it that everything went well?
[27-21:04] Entropy Maximus: You seem pretty non-plussed...
[27-21:04] Entropy Maximus: Is that how you use non-plusseD?
[27-21:04] Entropy Maximus: Hmmm... no
[27-21:04] Entropy Maximus: Uhh, unaffected maybe
[27-21:04] Entropy Maximus: ?
[27-21:05] aussiespaz: I am extremely affected.
[27-21:05] aussiespaz: I don't know how to say it.
[27-21:05] aussiespaz: after I got home but before dave got here - about an hour - it really hit me.
<snip>
[27-21:07] aussiespaz: it helps having Dave here. but I know as soon as heleaves . . .
[27-21:07] Entropy Maximus: Wow, I was under the impression that you were much more straight about it than that...
[27-21:07] aussiespaz: I was but it just hit me & those thoughts came out of the lbue.
[27-21:07] aussiespaz: from people I've tlaked to it's normal
[27-21:08] Entropy Maximus: I wish you would have called me if it was affecting you that much.
[27-21:08] aussiespaz: I couldn't talk about it.
[27-21:08] aussiespaz: that was 4 hours ago & i've just put it into words for the first time - with you
[27-21:08] aussiespaz: I've been beating myself up .
[27-21:09] aussiespaz: I know it's the right decision but I couldn't stop myself from thinking of it/them as babies
[27-21:09] Entropy Maximus: I'm not sure what to say and it would be insulting to say I can sympathize.
[27-21:09] aussiespaz: just listening is enough.
<snip>
[27-21:10] Entropy Maximus: Are the cramps bad?
[27-21:10] Entropy Maximus: I mean, like really bad
[27-21:10] Entropy Maximus: I know cramps aren't pleasant
[27-21:13] aussiespaz: there was about a minute of bad ones.
<detail not necessary>
[27-21:15] Entropy Maximus: Geez
[27-21:15] Entropy Maximus: The surgical procedure seems better after hearing all of that. Is there an advantage?
[27-21:16] aussiespaz: it's way less intrusive and I get to do it.
[27-21:16] Entropy Maximus: Less instrusive physically maybes
[27-21:16] aussiespaz: as soon as I felt the cramps I started 2nd guessing my decision to go this route - the med ab
[27-21:17] aussiespaz: the thought of the sounds . . .
[27-21:17] Entropy Maximus: I don't know. Ear Plugs vs Vicodin?
[27-21:18] Entropy Maximus: Well, although I realize it is wholly inadequate - I'm sorry you have to go through any of that
[27-21:18] aussiespaz: it doesn't do any good to 2nd guess it
[27-21:19] aussiespaz: I want to talk to you more about it all. but can it wait a bit? will you be up in an hour?
[27-21:19] Entropy Maximus: Should be - I need to go take a shower and shave my head, so I'll be up for a while regardless
[27-21:20] Entropy Maximus: Just let me know when you're ready and I'll call your home number
[27-21:20] aussiespaz: mk. thanks.
Session Close (aussiespaz): Wed Apr 27 21:20:49 2005

Canadian_Zuk
06-29-2005, 06:13 PM
OMG! This thread is so going to get me fired :rolleyes: I've wasted over 2 hours here. I'll be back. :flipoff2:

Entropy
06-29-2005, 06:16 PM
At this time I would like to dedicate These Two short video clips to both Mike and Jenn.

A Short Video From Mike's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback.wmv)

A Short Video From Jenn's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback2.wmv)

(Videos Courtesy of Big-Boys.com)
Obviously, from the contents of the thread, it is already assumed I'm an asshole and going to hell.

So, I have no problems saying that those videos (both of them, seriously) are fucking hilarious! :laughing:

EMG7895
06-29-2005, 06:20 PM
No ones asked it yet, but was she good in bed? :grinpimp:

Pazuzu
06-29-2005, 06:25 PM
Obviously, from the contents of the thread, it is already assumed I'm an asshole and going to hell.

So, I have no problems saying that those videos (both of them, seriously) are fucking hilarious! :laughing:
Asshole. You didn't stick your dick in me when we met :(

I feel ugly and unwanted now. :(

Entropy
06-29-2005, 06:27 PM
Asshole. You didn't stick your dick in me when we met :(

I feel ugly and unwanted now. :(
Sorry dude.

Lemme know when things don't work out with letternumber and we'll hook up.

Chister
06-29-2005, 06:28 PM
Obviously, from the contents of the thread, it is already assumed I'm an asshole and going to hell.

So, I have no problems saying that those videos (both of them, seriously) are fucking hilarious! :laughing:

That's the point. I almost pulled them when I read your post, but If you see the point of humor I'm trying to bring, then OK. :D And I hope everyone else sees the humor in the videos....





To Mike AND Jenn..

Look... I don't know either of you on a personal basis, so I am not going to e-judge either of you or anything like that. Nor do I have any business doing so. I'm sorry that the two of you have had to go through this. Life sucks sometimes. No, I cannot sympathize with your situations at all other than the fact that I have had bad breakups -- But nothing near as public as this or as emotionally consuming. I think almost everyone who reads these words has been in a horrific breakup at sometime in their lives and can understand the intense and raw emotions that are being played out here. I empathize and sympathize for both of you. I just hope (and pray) that the two of you can go on with your lives now that this has aired out. You both obviously have cut all ties to each other, and neither of you "owe" anything to the other. Apologies will probably never happen, and that is OK. Life is life and you move on.

I truly pray for emotional, spiritual, and physical peace for the both of you. I hope you both the best in your lives. And I hope that the scars that this turn of events has placed on your souls will eventually heal and not be so painful.


-Matt-

GonZu
06-29-2005, 06:32 PM
Obviously, from the contents of the thread, it is already assumed I'm an asshole and going to hell.

Damn.
We'll be in Kenosha this Friday...
at the ASSHOLES -r- US Intervention.

Sounds like you need to lose a few bucks at 8ball :laughing:
We're buying, since everything is tight :flipoff2:

Foolish
06-29-2005, 06:35 PM
No ones asked it yet, but was she good in bed? :grinpimp:
Stupid ass. If she doesn't know how to kiss, do you think she has any idea how to work a cawk?

Entropy
06-29-2005, 06:35 PM
Damn.
We'll be in Kenosha this Friday...
at the ASSHOLES -r- US Intervention.

Sounds like you need to lose a few bucks at 8ball :laughing:
We're buying, since everything is tight :flipoff2:
Damn it, I archived my PM's a couple of days ago.

Could you send me your info again? You guys gonna be around Sunday? I can't remember when you said you were leaving, but I know of a 4th party if you're interested.

lok'd chic
06-29-2005, 06:37 PM
Hey Entropy---you shoulda just insisted that you only fawk her in the a$$. She woulda probably needed to much schooling in that also though :rolleyes: :laughing:

<Entropy to pseecho girl> It's just like french kissing, only different-instead of tongue in mouth, it's cawk in butt :laughing:

EMG7895
06-29-2005, 06:38 PM
Stupid ass. If she doesn't know how to kiss, do you think she has any idea how to work a cawk?
Beginners luck :laughing:

n9emz
06-29-2005, 07:08 PM
At this time I would like to dedicate These Two short video clips to both Mike and Jenn.

A Short Video From Mike's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback.wmv)

A Short Video From Jenn's Point of View (http://media2.big-boys.com/bbfilez/dontwantyouback2.wmv)

(Videos Courtesy of Big-Boys.com)

Thread winner and thread killer....:beer:
Post up a brief synopsis and the vids and delete all the rest.

Muddin
06-29-2005, 07:10 PM
CLIFF NOTES:

Entropy and JeepBeyotch met over the PBB. Entropy stuck his pee pee inside of JeepBeyotch without a condom. JeepBeyotch has no fucking idea how birth control pills work. Entropy just wanted to fuck, JeepBeyotch wanted a relationship. JeepBeyotch had twins growing inside her and wanted Entropy to play daddy. JeepBeyotch took coathanger to the twins. PBB had many many laughs.


BTW did I mention that JeepBeyotch is horrible at/does not know how to french kiss? CLUE: TONGUE IN OTHER PERSON'S MOUTH.


Better yet:

Two adults were irresponsible about birth control.
End.

Foolish
06-29-2005, 07:14 PM
Hey Entropy---you shoulda just insisted that you only fawk her in the a$$. She woulda probably needed to much schooling in that also though :rolleyes: :laughing:

<Entropy to pseecho girl> This hole is where you put the tampon...this OTHER hole is where the cawk goes.

:laughing: FIXED

Damage, Inc.
06-29-2005, 07:20 PM
That video shit was STUPID.

surveyboy
06-29-2005, 07:25 PM
Better yet:

Two adults were irresponsible about birth control.
End.
:golfclap:

84k5bd
06-29-2005, 07:35 PM
:eek: that is all

trampas
06-29-2005, 08:21 PM
Y'know Mike...?

I guess you're not stuffy after all. :)

Get it. :D

Entropy
06-29-2005, 08:23 PM
Better yet:

Two adults were irresponsible about birth control.
End.
Agreed.

Entropy
06-29-2005, 08:27 PM
That video shit was STUPID.
I didn't really think of it in the context of the thread.

If you just watch them for humor value - they're pretty funny.

Damage, Inc.
06-29-2005, 08:51 PM
I didn't really think of it in the context of the thread.

If you just watch them for humor value - they're pretty funny.

I'm without my favorite vagina tonight and am in a fugging PISSY mood...they were kind of funny though. :)

Go_Vols
06-29-2005, 08:58 PM
Sorry to interrupt -- I'm only lurking this thread -- but could you please post the pics on RPS, as the posts have grown a little bit repetitive.

Many, many thanks.

Carry on...

Gwamp
06-29-2005, 10:29 PM
Wow...Just wow. What an amazing thread. All it needs is a killing and some incest. :D

LordRatner
06-29-2005, 10:36 PM
That's right....shady b!tches beware...I'll find you...hump you...then someone else will get you pregnant :D :D:D:D:D:D
My new Sig!!!

LordRatner
06-29-2005, 11:01 PM
I'm not paying $20 for just this! :laughing: :roxy:
I beg to differ... this is EXACTLY what I paid $20 for... :laughing:

YJgirl
06-29-2005, 11:50 PM
Ahh...but this isn't the first time this issue was posted. It was actually posted by one of her very own threads to attempt to call Mike out. So, it would seem to me that maybe class should have taken place long before Mike's post. :roxy:
you fucking bitch. you delete my thread from a month ago that had descriptive yet vague comments in it, but yet your hypocrititical ass allows your "buddy" mike get away with shit like what he posted.

Karma's a bitch - do either of you want to find out?

Roxywheels
06-30-2005, 12:17 AM
you fucking bitch. you delete my thread from a month ago that had descriptive yet vague comments in it, but yet your hypocrititical ass allows your "buddy" mike get away with shit like what he posted.

Karma's a bitch - do either of you want to find out?

Karma's a bitch and so am I. F**k off. It wasn't your place to post it. If Mike wanted to post it then it was his place. It involved him...not you. :roxy:

edit: Now run along and tell your crazy ass friend that you aren't banned like she accused me of

Foolish
06-30-2005, 12:35 AM
Why is every one calling Roxy a bitch? Are you unware of the fact she prides herself with that title? :confused: :flipoff2:

Pazuzu
06-30-2005, 12:52 AM
Why is every one calling Roxy a bitch? Are you unware of the fact she prides herself with that title? :confused: :flipoff2:
Kinda loses the power of the word in this case, doesn't it? :p

trampas
06-30-2005, 01:10 AM
my gawd this shit just doesn't end, does it?

Pazuzu
06-30-2005, 01:14 AM
my gawd this shit just doesn't end, does it?
Shit only ends when you both pinch it off and flush it away. Otherwise, it hangs around and presents itself at the worst times.

cdarthvader
06-30-2005, 01:23 AM
You know this thread is kind of like watching a fat man try to get a donut off the top shelf with a step stool. You know you shouldn't stare, but you wonder when it's going to shatter..

WA-HCRC
06-30-2005, 01:30 AM
took fourty minutes to read, and wasnt worth it, i get enough of this in my life with people i know/hang out with. dayum.

cdarthvader
06-30-2005, 01:33 AM
took fourty minutes to read, and wasnt worth it, i get enough of this in my life with people i know/hang out with. dayum.

Really? I've had some friends with bad break ups but damn not like this.

Foolish
06-30-2005, 01:37 AM
took fourty minutes to read, and wasnt worth it, i get enough of this in my life with people i know/hang out with. dayum.
your life must suck... this shit I can turn off anytime it becomes less amusing and more annoying, I feel sorry for you. :laughing:

WA-HCRC
06-30-2005, 02:37 AM
your life must suck... this shit I can turn off anytime it becomes less amusing and more annoying, I feel sorry for you. :laughing:


ya, thats why im moving away, ditchin all my "friends" and going to live in alaska, hey, what happened to your old avatar?

welndmn
06-30-2005, 09:04 AM
This thread needs more waffles.

Keith Strong
06-30-2005, 09:41 AM
What she said.

I'm sure Strong would hook you up with a Backroom Pass over at RPS :evil:


:grinpimp:

Keith Strong
06-30-2005, 10:03 AM
I jsut read this entire thread. And all I can keep saying to myself is.....










Gutterslut Gutterslit Gutterslut.........

:flipoff2:

1RUSTYRIG
06-30-2005, 10:27 AM
I jsut read this entire thread. And all I can keep saying to myself is.....


Gutterslut Gutterslit Gutterslut.........

:flipoff2:

Hmmm...All I can keep thinking is

Our first night of AIM sex

When I don't aim during sex I usually have to peel her off the wall :laughing:

Damage, Inc.
06-30-2005, 10:33 AM
Why is every one calling Roxy a bitch? Are you unware of the fact she prides herself with that title? :confused: :flipoff2:

*HUGE* difference between wanting people to *think* you're a bitch and *showing* people you're a bitch.

Roxywheels
06-30-2005, 10:36 AM
*HUGE* difference between wanting people to *think* you're a bitch and *showing* people you're a bitch.

Kinda like when people think you're an a$$hole, huh? :roxy:

Pdaddy
06-30-2005, 10:39 AM
This thread needs more cowbell.

I fixed that for ya, what were you thinking? :D

Jerry Springer
06-30-2005, 10:44 AM
[mutters to self] Somebody better start throwing some punches or my producer is going to get pissed off....

Bobzooki
06-30-2005, 10:44 AM
And all I can keep saying to myself is.....
Gutterslut Gutterslit Gutterslut.........

Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
That's MY word. You have my permission to use it.

:D

ghettojeep
06-30-2005, 10:47 AM
Wow this is regoddamdiculous, I think most of y'all need to go back to high school. Seems like ya had a lame experience and are trying to relive it.

dorks :shaking:

"I always wanted to be popular, now I am thanks to PBB!"

Mr Roxy
06-30-2005, 11:03 AM
Wow this is regoddamdiculous, I think most of y'all need to go back to high school. Seems like ya had a lame experience and are trying to relive it.

dorks :shaking:

"I always wanted to be popular, now I am thanks to PBB!"

I think that you have been sniffing the welding fumes too much you make no sense :shaking:

BTW is crazy bitch calling all her friends to try to stick up for her.. so sad she cant be here herself :flipoff2:
Mr :roxy:

Foolish
06-30-2005, 11:03 AM
hey, what happened to your old avatar?
mom > tire

ghettojeep
06-30-2005, 12:00 PM
BTW is crazy bitch calling all her friends to try to stick up for her.. so sad she cant be here herself :flipoff2:
Exactly my point. High school. I really don't care about the situation, and am not associated with either person. I could give a crap. This is just my observation.

And its happening on both sides.... It was :rainbow: then, and its :rainbow: now.

90WAG
06-30-2005, 12:02 PM
Exactly my point. High school. I really don't care about the situation, and am not associated with either person. I could give a crap. This is just my observation.

Yet you posted. :confused:

Entropy
06-30-2005, 12:04 PM
Exactly my point. High school. I really don't care about the situation, and am not associated with either person. I could give a crap. This is just my observation.

And its happening on both sides.... It was :rainbow: then, and its :rainbow: now.
:laughing: You think that I was trying to become popular with this thread?

I might have been going for 'infamous', or 'notorious', but definately not 'popular'.

What the other parties involved were going for, I'm not sure. If it was popular, I think they missed too.

Keith Strong
06-30-2005, 12:07 PM
Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
That's MY word. You have my permission to use it.

:D


Yes it does flow quite smoothly. Thank you kind sir ;)

Entropy
06-30-2005, 12:08 PM
Shit.

Now I have Duran Duran stuck in my head...

(chorus)

No.. no.. notorious
Notorious!
Notorious!

ghettojeep
06-30-2005, 12:13 PM
:laughing: You think that I was trying to become popular with this thread?

I might have been going for 'infamous', or 'notorious', but definately not 'popular'.

What the other parties involved were going for, I'm not sure. If it was popular, I think they missed too.
Not particulary aimed at you mang, but more so the people that are jumping on the bandwagon.

Just reminds me of the good ol days when I was just your run of the mill skatepunk laughing at the stupid people who are all about the "cliques", the dudes being what they are dogs, A diff girl running around crying every night. Some one trying to get in the clique, some people thinking they're the shait. We all in all it really doesnt matter.

But i guess Im still that skatepunk just on the side :laughing: my ass off. :p This is kinda like it, but no beer, and I'm not about to black out anytime soon.

dmcdd
06-30-2005, 01:13 PM
Not particulary aimed at you mang, but more so the people that are jumping on the bandwagon.

Just reminds me of the good ol days when I was just your run of the mill skatepunk laughing at the stupid people who are all about the "cliques", the dudes being what they are dogs, A diff girl running around crying every night. Some one trying to get in the clique, some people thinking they're the shait. We all in all it really doesnt matter.

But i guess Im still that skatepunk just on the side :laughing: my ass off. :p This is kinda like it, but no beer, and I'm not about to black out anytime soon.

When yer watching a train wreck, there's only three cliques - Victims, witnesses, and those that have nothin at all to do with it. You got sucked in as witness just by reading the thread, and you made it worse by posting.

I didn't have any beer for reading this, but I did pop some popcorn. I'm still laughing my ass off...

gutterslutgutterslutgutterslut I'm still trying to find a way to work that into conversation, but it's not 'zactly appropriate in the office :(

Entropy
06-30-2005, 01:18 PM
When yer watching a train wreck, there's only three cliques - Victims, witnesses, and those that have nothin at all to do with it. You got sucked in as witness just by reading the thread, and you made it worse by posting.

I didn't have any beer for reading this, but I did pop some popcorn. I'm still laughing my ass off...

gutterslutgutterslutgutterslut I'm still trying to find a way to work that into conversation, but it's not 'zactly appropriate in the office :(
Just sneak it in dude.

Co-Worker: "Hey man, did you get that project estimate done?"
Co-Worker2: "I'm almost done, I'm waiting on dmcdd to get me his time..."
<dmcdd walks up>
dmcdd: "Yeah, I just sent you an e-mail with my <cough>gutterslut<cough> - oh, excuse me - I just sent you an e-mail with my time."

dmcdd
06-30-2005, 01:25 PM
Just sneak it in dude.

Co-Worker: "Hey man, did you get that project estimate done?"
Co-Worker2: "I'm almost done, I'm waiting on dmcdd to get me his time..."
<dmcdd walks up>
dmcdd: "Yeah, I just sent you an e-mail with my <cough>gutterslut<cough> - oh, excuse me - I just sent you an e-mail with my time."

Well,I'll be a son-of-a-gutterslut, how'd you know I got my timesheet up in another window?

zakk
06-30-2005, 01:32 PM
you sound real immature and retarded.



oh wait you are!

Birthday:
June 19, 1986

christ. is that goof out of highschool at that age?

Keith Strong
07-01-2005, 08:45 AM
Damn that makes me feel old zakk

Mustard Dog
07-05-2005, 05:58 PM
Hey Entropy, I'm still waiting to see the neekid pics of your crazy ex over at RPS, post up man :laughing:

Gwamp
07-05-2005, 06:05 PM
Why hello there drama filled thread. How are you today? :D

BULL$hitFLAG
07-06-2005, 12:03 PM
Just reminds me of the good ol days when I was just your run of the mill skatepunk laughing at the stupid people who are all about the "cliques", the dudes being what they are dogs, A diff girl running around crying every night. Some one trying to get in the clique, some people thinking they're the shait. We all in all it really doesnt matter.

But i guess Im still that skatepunk just on the side :laughing: my ass off. :p This is kinda like it, but no beer, and I'm not about to black out anytime soon.


Throwing up the flag. I've got money that says that you don't really think like that or you have trained yourself to think that way because you are just a punk and nobody wanted to be your friend except other punks that decided to call their skater clique an anti clique group that would be defined as a clique in any dictionary but their own.

WertyzMom
07-06-2005, 12:05 PM
"Who's on first..."


:confused:

UZI 9mm
07-06-2005, 12:13 PM
"Who's on first..."


:confused:



I didn't understand a freaking word teh dude said :confused:

WertyzMom
07-06-2005, 12:14 PM
R U shur itza dewd?

:confused:

cdarthvader
07-06-2005, 12:19 PM
this thread isn't dead yet :rolleyes: :D

UZI 9mm
07-06-2005, 12:22 PM
R U shur itza dewd?

:confused:



What's on second :confused:

Co Pilot
07-06-2005, 12:26 PM
R U shur itza dewd?

:confused:


she is known to have more than one personality!! :eek:

surveyboy
07-06-2005, 12:31 PM
she is known to have more than one personality!! :eek:
bullshitflag ain't her, i think its one of gettojeeps followers

BULL$hitFLAG
07-06-2005, 12:33 PM
I didn't understand a freaking word teh dude said :confused:

My point exactly. And no, i'm not her. I'm a him. But not just any him. An old him that made a new him to pull out the bsflag on the not so bright hims and hers here. :flipoff2:

Chazzworth
07-06-2005, 12:36 PM
Cliffnotes?

WertyzMom
07-06-2005, 12:36 PM
:bounce: CHEM!!??!?!?!???:bounce:



Naaaah...
He was way kewler than BSflagellation...






*sigh*


:(

Co Pilot
07-06-2005, 12:38 PM
My point exactly. And no, i'm not her. I'm a him. But not just any him. An old him that made a new him to pull out the bsflag on the not so bright hims and hers here. :flipoff2:



are you Jerry Springer?? :confused:

surveyboy
07-06-2005, 12:39 PM
Cliffnotes?
if you really want more fucking cliff notes, read back like 50 posts you lazy ass bitch.

cdarthvader
07-06-2005, 12:39 PM
:bounce: CHEM!!??!?!?!???:bounce:



Naaaah...
He was way kewler than BSflagellation...






*sigh*


:(


Anybody know where chem is?? I haven't seen him on here for months.

Mustard Dog
07-06-2005, 12:40 PM
that decided to call their skater clique an anti clique group that would be defined as a clique in any dictionary but their own.

That sounds like the South Park where Stan became a Goth kid, a conforming non-conformer :laughing: :laughing:

WertyzMom
07-06-2005, 12:40 PM
whee dew


....


:p

Sully
07-06-2005, 12:43 PM
Anybody know where chem is?? I haven't seen him on here for months.

He's in a secret mountain retreat having a steamy threesome with a Bea-Arthur lookalike and an iMac.