XOM; our hostage, our turms

[ALA]

Infedel dogs we have captured you precious XOM while it was trying to infiltrate our ranks.

NONE SHALL VIOLATE THE SANCITITY OF THE ANALINGiS LIBERATION ARMY !!
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4923/xom4ft.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

its high gloss pitures hold no match for our torture.


Do not be fucking with us as again our wimmins have our liberation weapons and knowe how to be using them.

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/4025/hostage28cs.jpg

our terms for releace are as follows:
We want the mailing list of all subscribers to the issues that is called XOM and to them will be mailed a Dave postal monys order for $5,000 as our tresuar has died and lef us in charge of his bank. We will have them deposit $4,975 in our account number and use the rest to subcribe to the Jihad of XOM for another year and buy them a light lunch.Thier rectums are loose and can handle us after you. We will be victorius

DO NOT LET US DO WHAT WE WILL REGRET

weh have you stripper editor also but will not be returning her as her dance intice our loins.
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7033/barby1aj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to our demands or our wrath shall be felt across your land (excluding Newark)
praise be to Eleroo
http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/3713/eleroo2zi.jpg

[ScottFJ40]

:eek: :eek: :laughing: :laughing:

[Robb]

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!! :rolleyes:

[ALA]

:eek: :eek: :laughing: :laughing:

YOU LAUGH AT US YOU CAMEL TAINT !!???!!

how dare you? we are powerfull and are in bed with the Dictator of Primedia

we show you proof of our adultery

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/2500/xom31eg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

BEHOLD THE GRAIL OF YOUR GOD !!!

[ALA]

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!! :rolleyes:

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum

[Haole]

You're a dumbass. It's spelled anilingus. Go practice it on yourself.

[usmcdoc14]

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!! :rolleyes:

i think you missed the other thread where they abducted ChiefSlapaHo's yellow top Optima :laughing:

[FlexCJ5]

this shit is fawkin hilarious

[XJMJ]

:laughing: :laughing: the first XOM thread actually worth opening. :smokin:

[RedBullJeep]

...you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to ...]
That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.

[Del3030k]

My belly hurts?

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum



:laughing: :eek: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

anyone not atleast getting a chuckle out of this is 100% grade a fagtastic

[Nightshade]

Hahahaha now that right there is funnay

[sinistertrucker]

:laughing:

[Sixty-Ninth Airborne]

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum

I don't care who ya are...that's funnay shite

[mr4x42u]

yet another xom wild fire thread..and funny as fawk..

[pcoplin]

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

[StupidityKills]

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

Thats half the funny. Tard :shaking:

[0gramsoffat]

They say that after the first ten posts, the chances of finding the magazine alive goes down considerably. :flipoff2:

But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it :eek:

[DWT]

OMFG Im crying over here... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAAHAHA

[ALA]

That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.

It is the same as the time our sacred goat will be in heat. We feel for the quality of this publication should recieve some honor in case our terms are not met.

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

Yes we are great but we are not your rediculus dogwood tacked to religious icon. Do not be insulting us as we are faithful to one god.
praise be to Eleroo
As for english we care not for your capitalist heathen lanuguage. We spit in your general direction.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.

But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it :eek:

That movie of suck is banned from our contry and the eyes of the believers shall be soaked in our highest octaine gas and burned..
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003IPFP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[rkcrawl]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

What a way to start the morning! :D

[ROKTOY]

Ah...Clod Buster action.

The bar code looks just a little fishy though :confused:

Jay

[Franklin]

Woo Woo. I finally feel I got my $20 worth from the XOM missing threads

[ALA]

ARE DEMANDS MUST BE OF MET !!!!

seeing as we are taking lightly ALA has taken to torture of XOM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/5241/200guantanamotorture5xf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

after a day of our interrorgation its responce was:
"There are 4 lights"

we have decided that we will give you other offers in exchange for its releace if your subsriber database has been destroyed (we feel it already has)

1) the offroad vehicle known as "Vex" so that we may copy its awsumness and make it out attack vehicle of choice

2) a oiled cage match of your WWE style with DRM and Sully

3)Invitaions for 250 to the "Roxy wedding" and booteneers for all guests and some of those little mesh bags filled with Jordan's almonds.

4) photos of a borrito cooker contained in the sphinkter of Benzz0 and the cooker its self (cleaned first)


we await your reply to demands


praise be to Eleroo


http://img333.imageshack.us/img333/3713/eleroo2zi.jpg

[BigWoodyWag]

Today, our fellow offroaders, our life on the PBB, our very freedom of Chit Chat came under attack in a deliberate and deadly terrorist act.
Thousands of lives were suddenly changed by this evil, despicable act of terror.
The pictures of the XOM torture have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger.
These acts of mass terror were intended to frighten our board into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. ChitChat is strong. Great people have been moved to defend the Pirate Board from such insurgents.
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest threads, but they cannot touch the foundation of the Pirate 4x4 Bulletin Board. This act may shatter steel, but it cannot dent the steel of Pirate resolve.
Pirate ChitChat was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for knowledge and opportunity in the offroading world.
And no one will keep that light from shining.
The search is under way for those who are behind these evil acts.
Currently the full resources for our intelligence and law enforcement communities have been directed to find those responsible and bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
This is a day when all offroaders from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. PBB has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time.
None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend the freedom of ChitChat and all that is good and just in our world.
Thank you. God bless the PBB

[usmcdoc14]

Today, our fellow offroaders, our life on the PBB, our very freedom of Chit Chat came under attack in a deliberate and deadly terrorist act.
Thousands of lives were suddenly changed by this evil, despicable act of terror.
The pictures of the XOM torture have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger.
These acts of mass terror were intended to frighten our board into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. ChitChat is strong. Great people have been moved to defend the Pirate Board from such insurgents.
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest threads, but they cannot touch the foundation of the Pirate 4x4 Bulletin Board. This act may shatter steel, but it cannot dent the steel of Pirate resolve.
Pirate ChitChat was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for knowledge and opportunity in the offroading world.
And no one will keep that light from shining.
The search is under way for those who are behind these evil acts.
Currently the full resources for our intelligence and law enforcement communities have been directed to find those responsible and bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
This is a day when all offroaders from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. PBB has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time.
None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend the freedom of ChitChat and all that is good and just in our world.
Thank you. God bless the PBB

:skull: laughing

[MattS]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[0gramsoffat]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6020/nothing5lg.jpg

[SNORTclown]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/6020/nothing5lg.jpg


ALA and 0grams the same person???? naah and part of things that CAVEY has put them up to or is Cavey? NAAH!!!! :rolleyes: So here is how it is going to work... if you guys are going to keep the Drama going than so am I and I will post Facts of your boy CAVEY.....is this really what everyone wants? :) I mean if we are going to go out of our way to ruin people than lets Ruin the whole team right?

[zakk]

It is the same as the time our sacred goat will be in heat. We feel for the quality of this publication should recieve some honor in case our terms are not met.



Yes we are great but we are not your rediculus dogwood tacked to religious icon. Do not be insulting us as we are faithful to one god.
praise be to Eleroo
As for english we care not for your capitalist heathen lanuguage. We spit in your general direction.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.



That movie of suck is banned from our contry and the eyes of the believers shall be soaked in our highest octaine gas and burned..
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00003IPFP.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

whoever you are, you are the embodiment of Teh Funnay. Hats off sir! Hats off!

[zakk]

SHUT THE FAWK UP DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Untie your fawking preteen panties. You really want to be the kingshit humor killer around these parts, go right ahead but be prepared for fawking war asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad3: :mad3: :mad3:


Bubba > SNORTclown

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

jason, this thread is here to be funny, chill the fawk out bro

[geberhard]

Ala, let's start the negotiation process, I can only take good poos reading Off Road mags, and took the best ones while reading XOM! JP has been giving me constipation and I do not want to end up full of shit!!! We need it to come back, come awwwwnnn!

Rumors that XOM was not going to deliver have hit the market. Go to any online stock check and enter XOM in teh stock ticker....

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/7920/xom3cu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[SNORTclown]

SHUT THE FAWK UP DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Untie your fawking preteen panties. You really want to be the kingshit humor killer around these parts, go right ahead but be prepared for fawking war asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad3: :mad3: :mad3:


Oh I am sorry...did I hit a nerve? :( here you go!

http://www.kleenex.com/us/products/MoistCloth/images/moistcloth_blue.jpg


better now? :rolleyes:

[Robb]

It was bound to happen, "XOM" was in the title...............drama was soon to follow.

So much for having some fun......................................

[SNORTclown]

Shove the Kleenex up your ass!!!!!!!!!!

A bunch of people are trying to have a little fun and you're the one getting all butthurt. Suck shotgun fawkface......................

No my butt is not hurt at all. I was just commenting if we are going to have fun than lets include Everyone and not just Isolate the current owners when the EXISTING partner is MORE so at fault for the condition of the magazine that you are making fun of..... I am not saying don't have fun. you don't think I find the thread funny? it is funny as hell. lets have a little fun with him too! after all he no longer cares right? and I have been shot with a shotgun....don't taste so good! :)

[MattS]

No my butt is not hurt at all. I was just commenting if we are going to have fun than lets include Everyone and not just Isolate the current owners when the EXISTING partner is MORE so at fault for the condition of the magazine that you are making fun of..... I am not saying don't have fun. you don't think I find the thread funny? it is funny as hell. lets have a little fun with him too! after all he no longer cares right? and I have been shot with a shotgun....don't taste so good! :)


Seriously, you are retarded.

[SteveZ59]

No my butt is not hurt at all. I was just commenting if we are going to have fun than lets include Everyone and not just Isolate the current owners when the EXISTING partner is MORE so at fault for the condition of the magazine that you are making fun of..... I am not saying don't have fun. you don't think I find the thread funny? it is funny as hell. lets have a little fun with him too! after all he no longer cares right? and I have been shot with a shotgun....don't taste so good! :)

You're missing the point. Regardless of who's right or wrong the thread is hilarious. Your whining attempts to disrupt the funnay just make you seem like a drama queen. :shaking:

If you don't like the way this thread is going, start your own funnier thread. :flipoff2:

[Scoutillac]

And furthermore you ignorant, inbred, why didn't your parents abort you why they had the chance monkey fawker............................................ .....

You and the rest of the so-called "in" crowd from that XOM or whatever the hell it's called should either lock yourselves into a room with automatic weapons or disavow technology and run off into the woods with the Rainbow Family. The over abundance of mucking up of this forum you clowns have unleashed is worse than a pathetic Bill Clinton testimony. With the collective IQ of you retards being approximately 1000 points lower than the world's collective population of rocks, I'm surprise y'all can breath on your own. Instead of being fawking responsible fawking adults and dealing with whatever crap y'all clowns brought on yourselves, you've got to play "Days of Our Lives" on a fawking message board.

That's nice. I hope you clowns fawking drown in the snot from your runny noses. Attempting to continue the further mucking up by bringing it into this thread should automatically get you and the rest of your fawktard friends thrown into the band, then thrown onto a freighter bound for Somalia; where they would drop your candy asses off after selling you to some warlord for $20 as homo prostitutes for his soldiers............................


Damn sweetie, you are getting me soooo hott......Nice shoes, wanna fuck.

[SNORTclown]

And furthermore you ignorant, inbred, why didn't your parents abort you why they had the chance monkey fawker............................................ .....

You and the rest of the so-called "in" crowd from that XOM or whatever the hell it's called should either lock yourselves into a room with automatic weapons or disavow technology and run off into the woods with the Rainbow Family. The over abundance of mucking up of this forum you clowns have unleashed is worse than a pathetic Bill Clinton testimony. With the collective IQ of you retards being approximately 1000 points lower than the world's collective population of rocks, I'm surprise y'all can breath on your own. Instead of being fawking responsible fawking adults and dealing with whatever crap y'all clowns brought on yourselves, you've got to play "Days of Our Lives" on a fawking message board.

That's nice. I hope you clowns fawking drown in the snot from your runny noses. Attempting to continue the further mucking up by bringing it into this thread should automatically get you and the rest of your fawktard friends thrown into the band, then thrown onto a freighter bound for Somalia; where they would drop your candy asses off after selling you to some warlord for $20 as homo prostitutes for his soldiers............................

LOL NICE!!!! :D

[SNORTclown]

Steve and Matt S thank you for your comments... Keep them comin! :D

[Scoutillac]

Yo bubba, this one is on me :flipoff2:

[johnny_boy02]

No my butt is not hurt at all. I was just commenting if we are going to have fun than lets include Everyone and not just Isolate the current owners when the EXISTING partner is MORE so at fault for the condition of the magazine that you are making fun of..... I am not saying don't have fun. you don't think I find the thread funny? it is funny as hell. lets have a little fun with him too! after all he no longer cares right? and I have been shot with a shotgun....don't taste so good! :)


Is there anyway possable you could get your mouth tighter around dave's cock and balls? If you suck any harder his head will cave in.

[SNORTclown]

Is there anyway possable you could get your mouth tighter around dave's cock and balls? If you suck any harder his head will cave in.

:laughing: :p I guess some of my pictures must have escaped to the internet too..... but now we know what kind of a person you are because to have seen them we now know what type of websites you visit and what you think about all the time!

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

wait, i am confused. i thought jason liked laurie??? :confused: now i am being told he is gay, omg wtf :eek:

you think you know some people, then your world is flippied upside down

[0gramsoffat]

So here is how it is going to work... if you guys are going to keep the Drama going than so am I and I will post Facts of your boy CAVEY

Oh is that how it is going to work? I honestly do not think anyone in this thread actually knows cavey, so why bring him into it? I've never met him and I am certainly not him. You are a moldy douche bag... He no longer works there and he has told us what he is working on, and he is staying out of your drama, so fuck off... we didn't bring this on, XOM did. And I read on another forums that you are indeed trying to fuck the barbie doll hooker editor, and that is why you attack everyone else, to appease her. You are a dog and she is leading you around by your liccorice whip sized cock :shaking:

And no it isn't black liccorice, you wish.

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

http://members.cox.net/cahcah/clownie.jpg

[WertyzMom]

Today, our fellow offroaders, our life on the PBB, our very freedom of Chit Chat came under attack in a deliberate and deadly terrorist act.
Thousands of lives were suddenly changed by this evil, despicable act of terror.
The pictures of the XOM torture have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger.
These acts of mass terror were intended to frighten our board into chaos and retreat. But they have failed. ChitChat is strong. Great people have been moved to defend the Pirate Board from such insurgents.
Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest threads, but they cannot touch the foundation of the Pirate 4x4 Bulletin Board. This act may shatter steel, but it cannot dent the steel of Pirate resolve.
Pirate ChitChat was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for knowledge and opportunity in the offroading world.
And no one will keep that light from shining.
The search is under way for those who are behind these evil acts.
Currently the full resources for our intelligence and law enforcement communities have been directed to find those responsible and bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
This is a day when all offroaders from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. PBB has stood down enemies before, and we will do so this time.
None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend the freedom of ChitChat and all that is good and just in our world.
Thank you. God bless the PBB

I salute you Sir!



http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7815/patrioticduty14kn.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



:skull:

[Scoutillac]

Oh is that how it is going to work? I honestly do not think anyone in this thread actually knows cavey, so why bring him into it? I've never met him and I am certainly not him. You are a moldy douche bag... He no longer works there and he has told us what he is working on, and he is staying out of your drama, so fuck off... we didn't bring this on, XOM did. And I read on another forums that you are indeed trying to fuck the barbie doll hooker editor, and that is why you attack everyone else, to appease her. You are a dog and she is leading you around by your liccorice whip sized cock :shaking:

And no it isn't black liccorice, you wish.

Kinda funny that the only threads with the exception of 1 you have replied to have XOM as a topic. Weird huh?

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

it isnt tim, IPs have been check IIRC

[Scoutillac]

it isnt tim, IPs have been check IIRC

Suck it Snow Pooper :flipoff2: I was not trying to imply that it was. Just simply pointing out a fact. Don't you have a import to be working on or something?

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

yes, actually i do, but its fawking hot right now

i guess you do have a point tho

[SNORTclown]

Oh is that how it is going to work? I honestly do not think anyone in this thread actually knows cavey, so why bring him into it? I've never met him and I am certainly not him. You are a moldy douche bag... He no longer works there and he has told us what he is working on, and he is staying out of your drama, so fuck off... we didn't bring this on, XOM did. And I read on another forums that you are indeed trying to fuck the barbie doll hooker editor, and that is why you attack everyone else, to appease her. You are a dog and she is leading you around by your liccorice whip sized cock :shaking:

And no it isn't black liccorice, you wish.


NICE TRY and 100% FALSE.... :shaking: NEXT!!!! Where do people come up with these rumors? and what forum? I want to see where you have seen this.... Quit talking out your ass and prove this "what you have read". no link??? SHOCKER!!!!!

[WertyzMom]

FUCKING FUNNAY KILLING CARBUNCLE SQUEEZING PUS LICKERS!!!



STFU!!!


DAMMIT!!!

:mad3:

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

jason, everyone i have talked to, even friends of you two have told me you guys are dating. only people i havent heard it from is yourself and laurie FWIW

you may want to set people striaght if it is false. other wise who cares if you are dating.

[SteveZ59]

HUSH!

You guy's need to take your arguing to another thread.

This is our only link to the terrorists, we have to keep the lines of communication open. It's our only chance to save the hostage :flipoff2: :laughing:

[TONY K]

LOL !!!

So is the Barbie on page 1, well, Laurie ???

I hate not getting it

Jason needs XOM thread blocker 45

That is all.....


Back to the funnay !!!!

[WertyzMom]

HUSH!

You guy's need to take your arguing to another thread.

This is our only link to the terrorists, we have to keep the lines of communication open. It's our only chance to save the hostage :flipoff2: :laughing:


YES!!

See they have already caused us to start fighting among our Brothers and Sisters!


:eek:

Please forgive me for my outburst fellow PBBers!

I will take whatever punishment is given me...


;)

[bk005]

Whos Laughing Now..... Team America Fawk YEAH!!!!!


U nited Staes
B arbie
L iberation
O f
W omen Fredom Fighters

[ALA]

YOU HAVEN ENRAGED ELEROO!!!!!
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4272/eleroo2iv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

your fargen non-believers with your pitiful small fallous E-RAGE !!! Your fargen acegole cork smokers i know not of your assinine language to insult you !!!

thats how much i insult you is i dont know your words to insult you with it so you are insulted :flipoff: :bender:

[APRILRAZZ]

Snortclown, unless you want to talk your friends into giving me my $20 back or give me the product that I paid for then your petty little comments have no place in this thread.
I laughed my a$$ off at this thread and so did a lot of other people that were ripped off by your friends. So as they are the injured parties let them have a little fun and take your soap opera back to JR high where it belongs :shaking:

Hey WM Great pin-up :grinpimp:

[ALA]

ALA and 0grams the same person???? naah and part of things that CAVEY has put them up to or is Cavey? NAAH!!!! :rolleyes: So here is how it is going to work... if you guys are going to keep the Drama going than so am I and I will post Facts of your boy CAVEY.....is this really what everyone wants? :) I mean if we are going to go out of our way to ruin people than lets Ruin the whole team right?


do not insult me clown of snorting i am me and not of anyone else. I have only my voice in my head.

Cavey ?? i live in a cave you camel taint licking fool !! even I know of your language better to know that the adjative "cavey" doesnt EXIST HAA i flick at you.
here is a pic of my homies chilling to the def beat, yo
https://project1.caryacademy.org/PortraitsofAfghanistan/04-05/afghan57-Stephen/afghanistan%20cave%20-%20250.jpg
we may be a little "drafty" and a little "dirty" but we are not "cavey"

I will debate the death of the XOM as i masturbate to Burka pictures of your mom

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

:laughing: :laughing:
OMG I am LOLering over here :laughing: :laughing:

[ChiefSlapaHo]

Hey ALA, still have my yellow top?? It should be drained after all the anal rapage from your vibrator.. :flipoff2:

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

YOU HAVEN ENRAGED ELEROO!!!!!
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/4272/eleroo2iv.gif (http://imageshack.us)

your fargen non-believers with your pitiful small fallous E-RAGE !!! Your fargen acegole cork smokers i know not of your assinine language to insult you !!!

thats how much i insult you is i dont know your words to insult you with it so you are insulted :flipoff: :bender:

I'm scared..................................... :flipoff2:

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

And you SNORT fawks, go get raped by a bunch of African Gorillas on crack..................................

Maybe MattS would lead the charge to get you idiots thrown in the band.
will never happen, they are buddies with lance.... in reality they are good guys, just slightly miss guided on this topic

[ALA]

Hello my name is ALA and I'm a dumb tan guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,


The book, the book, the book is on fire,
The book, the book, the book is on fire,
The book, the book, the book is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7559/xomburn6bh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ChiefSlapaHo]

Hello my name is ALA and I'm a dumb tan guy,
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,
I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',
Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,


The book, the book, the book is on fire,
The book, the book, the book is on fire,
The book, the book, the book is on fire,
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,
Burn motherfucker burn.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7559/xomburn6bh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Oh no he didn't....... :laughing:

[Scott Jensen]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

I bet the fire got out of control and they caught the house on fire and the terrorists are no longer with us........................... :laughing:

[ALA]

shhhhhhh everyone be fuckin quiet !! this is USMCDoc14 in the ALA compound.
I have taken control of their communication center (a fucking Dell laptop) after a brief tactical skirmish with their guards (I threw some porn in the open door and shot them while they were distracted)

There is one of the little smelly fuckers running around so i may be cut off at any time.

I Have taken custody of the Yellow top Optima but i am sorry...



XOM is dead

[ALA]

brb I hear the fucker in the bathroom

[Scoutillac]

I could give a fawk. It'd just be nice if they kept their bullshit Romper Room antics away from the funnay...................

hahahaha Dude you are killing me...lol keep it coming.

[ALA]

THE LITTLE FUCKER IS SHOOTING AT ME !!!!!

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6397/jawadeluxe59ft.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


fuck this shit its time to play unfair ya little sandy fuck

I dont fight fair :evil:

http://www.merlinnj.com/shop/media/HolyGrenade.jpg

[StupidityKills]

That just got unfunnay real fast

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

That just got unfunnay real fast
how do you figure

[usmcdoc14]

Ok the fucker is dead

XOM is dead

this thread is dead




but the funnay shall live on

Long live the PBB funnay

[usmcdoc14]

That just got unfunnay real fast

suck a dick.

you know how hard it is to come up with fresh shit for 2 speprate threads when you get you shit hi-jacked by the fawkin "Drama Patrol"

[StupidityKills]

suck a dick.

you know how hard it is to come up with fresh shit for 2 speprate threads when you get you shit hi-jacked by the fawkin "Drama Patrol"

Chill man.. the rest was fawking hilarious.. I just expected a better ending :flipoff2:

[ChiefSlapaHo]

Chill man.. the rest was fawking hilarious.. I just expected a better ending :flipoff2:

A better ending????? A better ending would be a happy return of the optima! :flipoff2:

[ST @ STM Motorsports]

this all would have been better if no one knew who was behind the ALA name

[0gramsoffat]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/156/bin4jn.jpg

[StupidityKills]

this all would have been better if no one knew who was behind the ALA name

exactly what I meant.. only I forgot to say it :flipoff2:

[Scoutillac]

this all would have been better if no one knew who was behind the ALA name

Would be even better if BUBBA RAY would bust out with some more "Netrage" That shit is killing me, I can just see the spit flying as he types, all beat ass red, heart pounding, smashing the keyboard and shit...lol Whadda ya say BUBBA ? :flipoff2:

[0gramsoffat]

http://img322.imageshack.us/img322/6453/bin20tz.jpg

[usmcdoc14]

this all would have been better if no one knew who was behind the ALA name

i am not the only one who was :laughing:

[usmcdoc14]

besides i have no real use for him after this. Actualy the screen name was going to not be used after the Optima thread :laughing: but the drama called to me :D

[ChiefSlapaHo]

Scoutillac... Love the sig, and no. Your wrong. Mostly right but wrong. :D

[DRM]

I just want someone to type "camel taint" again a few more times... that fawkin' has me lolerbating and shooting my funnAy load in repeat performances :laughing:

[usmcdoc14]

I just want someone to type "camel taint" again a few more times... that fawkin' has me lolerbating and shooting my funnAy load in repeat performances :laughing:

:laughing:

the camel taint is sarcred, praise be to Eleroo

[DRM]

:laughing:

the camel taint is sarcred, praise be to Eleroo

Seriously... I knew it was coming, but as soon as I read that again I literally lol... and my wife is wondering WTF I am finding so funny on the computer :laughing:

[ScottFJ40]

Oh I am sorry...did I hit a nerve? :( here you go!

http://www.kleenex.com/us/products/MoistCloth/images/moistcloth_blue.jpg


better now? :rolleyes:
You are a fucking assclown of the first order. Jump off a really high building.

[ScottFJ40]

Kinda funny that the only threads with the exception of 1 you have replied to have XOM as a topic. Weird huh?
Kinda like you and all the other SNOT faggots. You guys are really looking ridiculous. When I say that, it's serious. :shaking:

[Jobless]

SHUT THE FAWK UP DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Untie your fawking preteen panties. You really want to be the kingshit humor killer around these parts, go right ahead but be prepared for fawking war asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad3: :mad3: :mad3:

E-thug badassssss :rolleyes:

[powdr7]

E-thug badassssss :rolleyes:

Yeah just like the e-thugness that was posted by someone from this thread, only on another forum...SNORT maybe...yeah that's it.

I guess some people forget what they post and where they post it :shaking:

And no Jobless, Im not talknig about you, you're cool as hell in my book. Someone else who posted a few more times in this thread. :rolleyes:

[withamc]

ALA and 0grams the same person???? naah and part of things that CAVEY has put them up to or is Cavey? NAAH!!!! :rolleyes: So here is how it is going to work... if you guys are going to keep the Drama going than so am I and I will post Facts of your boy CAVEY.....is this really what everyone wants? :) I mean if we are going to go out of our way to ruin people than lets Ruin the whole team right?

Here I am reading along appreciating the best humor to hit this board since Rammy's jello tests, and this clueless douche bag fawking blows it. You, sir, are the kind of dumb ass who would stand up in the middle of a theatre and yell "Y'all know this is just a movie, right?". STFU :mad3:

[0gramsoffat]

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/7459/xomatmyballs4zt.jpg

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

E-thug badassssss :rolleyes:

You sir should be blessed with teh AIDS from a Juarez hooker, it may raise your IQ....................................

Would be even better if BUBBA RAY would bust out with some more "Netrage" That shit is killing me, I can just see the spit flying as he types, all beat ass red, heart pounding, smashing the keyboard and shit...lol Whadda ya say BUBBA ? :flipoff2:

Talk to your bud SNORTclown. ;)

Doc, my apologies. :grinpimp: