I was thinking that I've been on this BB for almost 3 years now (my own "username crash" notwithstanding), and while I'm definately not an "old timer", I have been around for alot of the CLASSICS.......So I thought it may be fun for us to have a post where we could "repost" some of those classics such as:

Rammy's definition of Torque

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chister's pictoral trip to Disneyworld

Any story by BMH

There's lots more........

Anyone else have something they'd like to share with the noobs? (Me included if it was "before my time")

I'll start with a (semi) oldie I've got hanging around on my puter.

I remmebr finding out that DSI and Whizzy really were :rainbow:


:D:D

Originally posted by suburban grl
I remmebr finding out that DSI and Whizzy really were :rainbow:


:D:D
Well D'uh...how can you hide the :rainbow: factor when a pic like this surfaces??

:D

One of my favorites! :laughing::laughing:

Originally posted by Jeepskickass
One of my favorites! :laughing::laughing:

hey look... its Bender Crocker!!! :D

I remember our man meat thread! I miss it :(

And my favorite chop of all time. I can't even remember who did it...

Mine too Mike!! :laughing: Another in the Bender Crocker series...

How about one for Lisa? :flipoff2:

Do you guys remember when we had Bender Day and all changed our name to Bender names??? That was when you didn't have to keep the damned name for a week! :laughing: :roxy:

I always liked this one......Hey, a girl dream about having big boobers and a hawt rack, can't she?

Originally posted by Jeepskickass
How about one for Lisa? :flipoff2:
Oh crap - looks like this thread could backfire on me (no pun intended!) :laughing:

Thanks Mike! :flipoff2:

And who could forget Slick?

heres one of my fav's... I believe it was the first chop of many of my Mustard man. :laughing:

Damn, I made first place. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :flipoff2:

Fatty! :D :roxy:

:laughing: :laughing: MD the goat "swiller"......lol

Hey, whatever happened to Slick? Man that guy had some tongue!! :eek:

Rob!! :laughing: :roxy:

anyone have the link to "Rammy's definition of Torque?"

That was a claaaaa-sic! :D

Really old school Bender! :D :roxy:

who's got "Lance in the city"?? that was one of my ALL TIME FAV"S :D :laughing:

damn damn damn

i dumped all my stuff :crybaby2: i wanna play too!! :crybaby2:

Originally posted by mudmaid
damn damn damn

i dumped all my stuff :crybaby2: i wanna play too!! :crybaby2:


All my old stuff is at home. Nothing here more than 6 months old. :(

Further proof of Whizzy's true colors!

What happened when JSA and TIE got it on! :eek:

First Rammy chop!! :D :roxy:

DAMNIT!!!!!!

Why do you guys have to go and bring up that shit.

I already told you a thousand times. I was drunk and passed out when DSI "allegidly" tried to go down on me.

:mad:

I AM NOT :rainbow:

:flipoff2: :D

The first chop of me and still my all time favorite! :D :roxy:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!! This is the best thread we've had in WEEKS!! I am laughing my ass off over here!!! :cool:

This one isn't that old, but gawd it still cracks me up!

I don't have the Ooompa Looompa version....anyone have the chop? :D

Run DRM!

Hooder:

Originally posted by MudBunny
This one isn't that old, but gawd it still cracks me up!

I don't have the Ooompa Looompa version....anyone have the chop? :D



Total Michelin Man with camel toe!! :laughing:

Sorry Rammay!! Lots of luv comin your way buddy!! ;)

My favorite Roxy chop! :eek:

Rob again! :D :roxy:

i knew i saved some stuff that i just couldnt bring myself to delete. :D

Lame you are one sexy bitch! :evil:

Macho Man Trampas: So I don't watch wrasslin'! :rolleyes:

Another really old school Rob :laughing: :roxy:

I dont see a difference? Do you see a difference?



























:D

Originally posted by mudmaid
i knew i saved some stuff that i just couldnt bring myself to delete. :D
I was just thinking of that one Tomie....that one's GREAT! :laughing:

More classic Whizzy!

:D :roxy:

:laughing: :roxy:

Mo:

OMG - I just remembered the photo essay (also not THAT old) that Chister did when he was drunk - NINJA CHISTER!

Anyone have THAT ONE saved? That was an instant classic and spawned "Ninja Friday"......

Not that old, but damned funny!! :laughing: :roxy:

More vintage Bender :D :roxy:

Remember Massey??

There was one of me done when we were in Italy of me holding some big ass hammer, anyonne have that?:D

I remember the Vintage Bender stuff.....but I wasn't involved cuz I was a stinkin' newbie at the time....can you believe there was a time when I lurked and kept my trap shut?

I love this one too........whatever happened to ColdNorth? I haven't heard from him in a LONG time.....

woohoo.. I have long hair again! :D

Lisa-Jonny is still around, just not on the puter alot. :)

Here are a few from me. :)

Dammit! I can't find the Oompa Loompa pic!

more

yet more

Originally posted by MudBunny
OMG - I just remembered the photo essay (also not THAT old) that Chister did when he was drunk - NINJA CHISTER!

Anyone have THAT ONE saved? That was an instant classic and spawned "Ninja Friday"......

Actually, I will have to admit that DRM posted the ORIGINAL "How to be an Instant Ninja" tshirt wrap thing....

I just took it over the edge. :evil:


TIE...."Fly Love" Circa 2000. ©ME! :D You're Welcome.

I still love this one....

Originally posted by Co Pilot
who's got "Lance in the city"?? that was one of my ALL TIME FAV"S :D :laughing:

this one ? :eek:

Now that we know Camo is playing along, lets include some vintage Camo :D

More Camo :D :roxy:

Speaking of Roxy and Lance......

haha camo, i beat you to it. :p

but here you go. :D

The original Bender ballerina, before Lance was added :roxy:

Happy Mardi Gras!!! :laughing::laughing:

Originally posted by Jeepskickass
Stone Cold Trampas:


pssssst....thats Macho Man, not Stone cold


:usa:

Originally posted by YellowSub1962



pssssst....thats Macho Man, not Stone cold


:usa:

ahh yes... Petey the wrasslin conniseur to the rescue!! ;)

Originally posted by Co Pilot
Happy Mardi Gras!!! :laughing::laughing:

:laughing: :eek: DAMN! i havent seen this one :laughing:
BOW chick a BOW wow!! :D

Originally posted by YellowSub1962



pssssst....thats Macho Man, not Stone cold


:usa:

NOOOOOOOOOO Really?

What gave it away? :rolleyes:

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Co Pilot
Happy Mardi Gras!!! :laughing::laughing:
Hold that pose MD while I run and get my pepper and tweezers! :D

:usa:

That's actually my favorite chop of me Mike, thanks! :)

I love threads like this.... they're the bestest! :grinpimp:

credit: a$$hole!

Lost and missing: Brector .....tease you long time. :D

:D

:usa:

:usa:

:usa:

:usa:

Does ANYONE have our vacation to Disneyland pics? I had to dump everything 6 months ago :(

:usa:

Originally posted by TIE1ON
Does ANYONE have our vacation to Disneyland pics? I had to dump everything 6 months ago :(

I have most if not all of them :D


:usa:

:usa:

:monster taco: :D

:usa:

:usa:

:usa:

DualRammification:

Originally posted by YellowSub1962
:usa:

that one of zookie is NOT a chop!! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

:usa:

:flipoff2:

:eek:

A fave of mine:D

LOLerz :D

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Cutter_jurassicparkJEEP.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Daniel_goofyhat.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-DRMbeetle.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-InfantryYJ_merrygoround.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-MudBunny_spaceMountain.jpg

:usa:

:laughing:

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Patrik_onpolicemotorcycle.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Preist_onmotorcycle.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Rosco_hatchingegg.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-TIE1ON_andmonkey.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-disney-Tiggeranddalegettingkinky.jpg


:usa:

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/CHISTER-fj60_mayhem.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/chs.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/drm_loves_marlena.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/gassyamanda.gif

:usa:

Originally posted by YellowSub1962



:usa:

That's the cool series right there! :D

..another :roxy: BEAUT!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/gay.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/1220 trampas.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/gayrammi.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/hugechop2.jpg

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/uploads/ididapoopy.jpg


:usa:

:laughing: mudmaid get's it. :D

Sh*t YellowSub.. you got it all. :D

Bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...... :p

:Pimpin'Priest: :D

:D :D :D :D

If anyone wants the rammy vid, e-mail me or pm me your e-mail, i still got it.

:eek:

:evil: :evil: :evil:

:D

:emb:

A classic. :D

MattS and his "daddy" :D

:flipoff2:

:shaking:

:roxy: HoneyLesbo :D

:laughing:

I dont remember the story behind this one, but it made me spit my beer thru my nose

I could just keep goin' and goin' - these are quite typically, AWESOME! :D

Originally posted by trampas
Sh*t YellowSub.. you got it all. :D

not all just 778 pbb files @~ 53MB...... :D


:usa:

I've got some 2200 .jpg/.gif files.... some are not from here, but MOST are! :eek:

More 'bender-esque' :D

Bobzooki's Billzuki :D :laughing: :flipoff2:

:p

:flipoff2:

Did anyone save those stripper pics that you all had to rip on me?

BTW back in high school I had a drafting teacher whom imiated Mr. Bill using tennis balls. So he had a tennis ball graduation, killed the principle, Mr. Henry. So he also protrayed me as a ragged up tennis ball, and with a pack of budweiser and a bottle of brandy. So I was the class drunk and he called me, "Two Can".

:flipoff2:

:D

hahahahaaaaa

BRBoudreaux

Lance

Say ahhhh.........

lol.. :D

:eek:

:D

:cool:

:cool: :cool:

:cool: :) :cool:

:p

:eek:

:D

:cool2:

TIN:skull:BENDER

remember the on one of hte first hot or not fests when I posted this pic for everyone to vote on
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1413131

:flipoff2:

i mean when I registered him on hot or not :D

:flipoff2:

Giddy-up bitch :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Gwamp
:flipoff2:

That's a killah group-chop! :D

Good Kitty! :flipoff2:

:rasta: economuschop :rasta:

:eek: :flipoff2:

Bet you thought i was done. :D

:p

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/amandasbuttparty.jpg :D

Holy CRAP! I look at this thread so far and think three things....

1. We are some sick, twisted, muthafawkers. :flipoff2:
2. I am proud to know that you all have enjoyed some of my chops so much. :D I, as well as others, have had to yield to the prowess and mastery of others whose skill is unsurpassed. (Chem.. you da man).
3. Holy Fawk. No wonder my boss had a closed door meeting with me and told me no more PBB during business hours. HOW many hours did I spend on those chops??? :eek:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/chister_mr_rogers.jpg

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/fatrammy.jpg

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/goingdown.jpg

One of my favorites.


http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/gweamp.gif



:flipoff2:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/retardtrampas.jpg


:flipoff2:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/stfumy-chop.gif

hey kewl....ma ass made it here! :D

I cant believe no one put up Lance and a sycronized(sp) swimmer! Someone MUSt have that one!

Once upon a time, a friend of mine introduced me to the world of Ninja-ing. the benefits of Physical Fitness, mental prowess, and .. well.. because you can kick ass as a ninja and no one knows who you are.

Here is my Graduation Day Photo from Ninja Academy.
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-menacing.jpg


Of course, the TRUE reason why I got into the ninja Arts was to kick ass and take Greenie names!
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-nogreenies.jpg

I became a wanted man - even among the Ninja circles because of my increasingly deviant lifestyle when attacking the Greenies. You'd be suprised how many Ninjii are actually greenies themselves. When i would go to the annual Ninja Academy class reunions, I usually had to go incognito - so the other ninjas wouldn't recognize me. Here I am at the 5th year reunion giving my Gang Sign. ( I had joined this gang of radical outdoorsmen that hated the Greenies as much as I did.)
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-flipoff2.jpg


Being a ninja is Fawking COOL! Most people are so fawking scared of you that you get free things and are invited to all the cool parties. I have been to see the Boston Philharmonic, the Colorado Avalanche, the Texas Rangers, and here I am at the NASCAR after-race party. I was invited by Jeff Gordon. He is SO cool.
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-drunk0.jpg


Apparently I got Really drunk at that NASCAR party. Dale Jarret and Junior were the BOMB! To put it mildly, I got Blasted.
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-drunk1.jpg http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-drunk2.jpg


Unfortunately, I apparently became an obnoxious asshole and made some REALLY crude gestures towards some of the wives of the drivers... and a few daughters. They kicked me to the curb and I wound up walking the streets of SanFrancisco all by myself. I guess the SFPD didn;t like the fact that a Drunk Ninja was walking around threatening people at 2am with a 36" machete knife and lethal hands....
So they arrested me. Isnt that the way it always is.. them damn authority hungry muthafawkers wantin' to keep a brotha down!
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-arrested0.jpg

now I have a record! and a conviction! I can't get a Job. I can't get a credit card. One little mistake.
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-arrested1.jpg

What was I gonna do? The Ninja Union revoked my membership! They took away my card! I couldn't hang with my brothers! I was incarcerated! Jail! Prison!!!!
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-arrested2.jpg


So what is a down and out, broke, unemployed, and worthless, drunk ninja that can't get no respect do? Whore himself out for gay prono and for cigarette priveledges on cellblock F!
http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-nipples.jpg


hi.. My name is Ninja Chister and I am a Crack Addict.

Not too far back down memory lane.... I'm STILL fawking jealous!

The baldsie Triplets......

And a REALLLLLLY sweet photo....

http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/iwo_jima.jpg

Ahhhhhhh... the coming of the Communistic Stars....



http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ProudToBe.gif

Got CDF?


http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/CHISTER-gotcdf2.jpg

Awwwwwwww...... What a cute little Fawker.

Another of our published authors.....

MattBastard?????

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/stfumy-chop.gif

:D

Originally posted by Chister


http://home.off-road.com/~mcarter/images/pirate/ninja-nipples.jpg


hi.. My name is Ninja Chister and I am a Crack Addict.

Sorry Matt... too easy :p:p

:D

Anyone have the ORIGINAL NON-chopped of that?
I lost it when I wiped my HDD and reloaded windoze....

LOL.... memory lane is a long long road around here, aint it Jim :D

:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Chister
Anyone have the ORIGINAL NON-chopped of that?
I lost it when I wiped my HDD and reloaded windoze....

I think i had it Matt, but i had an HD re-wipe recently too... just managed to locate a disc here recently.. it's not there tho.

Why this hasn't been on memory lane today, i will never know! :grinpimp:

WHOOP WHOOP! :p

Originally posted by Chister
Anyone have the ORIGINAL NON-chopped of that?
I lost it when I wiped my HDD and reloaded windoze....

I looked, but I didn't find it anywhere.

Originally posted by trampas
LOL.... memory lane is a long long road around here, aint it Jim :D

:flipoff2:


:flipoff2:

I can't remember who did that one.

Originally posted by Chister


I am proud to know that you all have enjoyed some of my chops so much. :D

After looking through my 'acredited' chop-base photo's Chis.... you and JSA top the list of lists, with many a many a great great chop, bar none.

You may take a bow now. ;)

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost


:flipoff2:

I can't remember who did that one.

The name would be.... 4-Banger. :D

another timeless :rainbow: image..

Originally posted by trampas


The name would be.... 4-Banger. :D



I always tried to find the base photo he used in that chop, but never had any luck.

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost


I always tried to find the base photo he used in that chop, but never had any luck.

Oh well. :rasta: Here's some credit for you :D

lol.. :D

Hehehe!
Super sweet thread. It pays to be new around here, Sheez, nobody is safe from the chop except those anonymous fools like myself.

Originally posted by yldkat
Hehehe!
Super sweet thread. It pays to be new around here, Sheez, nobody is safe from the chop except those anonymous fools like myself.

You're time will come big guy!! You've already posted pics of yourself. :D :roxy:

This one's great. Problem is... i'm not sure if it's a chop, or not!

:eek: :D

It's not a chop. Should seen the REST of the pics! :eek:

I guess i should've :eek:

:D

Originally posted by Roxywheels


You're time will come big guy!! You've already posted pics of yourself. :D :roxy:

Hehehe!
Umm, those were of my Wimmins.... I still feel sorta safe and now I know why no one else posted up to this thread......

Shouldn't you be shoveling snow, or some other important mundane Colorado task?

Originally posted by yldkat


Hehehe!
Umm, those were of my Wimmins.... I still feel sorta safe and now I know why no one else posted up to this thread......

Shouldn't you be shoveling snow, or some other important mundane Colorado task?

It melted and her mom is out of English muffins... so watch out.... yer gonna be chopped now foo sho.... cuz you bragged about how you are safe... :p

Originally posted by yldkat


Hehehe!
Umm, those were of my Wimmins.... I still feel sorta safe and now I know why no one else posted up to this thread......

Shouldn't you be shoveling snow, or some other important mundane Colorado task?

Ahhhhh...silly bald man, you really shouldn't access the internet while drinking. It causes you to forget what you've posted! Not to mention I'm resourceful enough to find pics of you if need be! :D :roxy:

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/amandasbuttparty.jpg :D

I can't tell, is that supposed to be me at the upper right corner?

Originally posted by MikeW


I can't tell, is that supposed to be me at the upper right corner?

I don't know. You tell us. Or ask the fella that made it; Trampas. :flipoff2:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/MIKE.jpg

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost


I don't know. You tell us. Or ask the fella that made it; Trampas. :flipoff2:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/MIKE.jpg

Not that, a little lower. It just looks close to my face as it was in that stripper pic I posted awhile ago.

Originally posted by MikeW


I can't tell, is that supposed to be me at the upper right corner?

Well sometimes you act like a big weiner.... so maybe is it you.... :D

That's CNJ.

:D

TonyN's only known chop to date.

:D

Holy Crap....I'm dyin' over here! :bounce: :bounce2: :bounce: :bounce2:

There are so many pics and chops that I have forgotten about! Glad someone saved the pics to Disneyworld...that and the Ninja Chister are pure classics! Thanks to Matt for risking a "behind closed door" meeting with his boss! Thanks to everyone else for the countless hours everyone has put into their work.

I am happy (and proud?) to have been a part of all the good times! :D

*sniff* you guys are like family......group hug! :)

One of the finest of the elusive Welndmn and Scout Fish. Fierce feeders.

Dayum those were the days :D

:flipoff2:

:flipoff2:

Damn, I can't believe all the chops I've seen on this board. I forgot about some of 'em until I looked at this thread. You can definately see the prgression of sickness that has happened to some of us.

Who ever has the one of all of us on Mudmaids bed needs to post it up, please:D

:D

Originally posted by Roxywheels
:D

Two Babes, Four Losers....... Fun times for all... :laughing:

Originally posted by Chister


Two Babes, Four Losers....... Fun times for all... :laughing:

Way too many shlongs there:eek:

hehe...I have my little boobies on Rose's arm :D :roxy:

Originally posted by Roxywheels
hehe...I have my little boobies on Rose's arm :D :roxy:

And you're trying to make them look big:D

Originally posted by Mustard Dog


And you're trying to make them look big:D

I've got to do the best with what I've got! :D :roxy:

Whoa!! I just realized that it looks like MD is sportin wood! :eek: :roxy:

:D

:)

Originally posted by Roxywheels
Whoa!! I just realized that it looks like MD is sportin wood! :eek: :roxy:

That's cause my wife is rubbing her arm on your boobers:D

Originally posted by Mustard Dog


That's cause my wife is rubbing her arm on your boobers:D

Hopefully its that and not cause you're sitting on top of Brian! :eek: :roxy:

Originally posted by JeepinIan
Damn, I can't believe all the chops I've seen on this board. I forgot about some of 'em until I looked at this thread. You can definately see the prgression of sickness that has happened to some of us.

Yup. :D

;)

Memories...:flipoff2:


http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/ChiefStocking.jpg

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost
Memories...:flipoff2:


lol.. that was around long before you were ;) se la vie..

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/freedickcheckmr4wd.jpg

Originally posted by trampas


lol.. that was around long before you were ;) se la vie..


I lurked like so many others before I signed up. ;)

Originally posted by Buddha's Ghost



I lurked like so many others before I signed up. ;)

Y'know... it's weird whenever someone says that. :rasta: I registered the very moment i found this site. :goofball:

:eek: :flipoff2:

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/jseconomos-fat-man-chop.jpg

http://home.attbi.com/~buddhasghost/three-pbbstooges.jpg

:D

NIC - cmk

Never posted this before... one of my first chops... and looks like it.

:laughing:

Originally posted by trampas
Never posted this before... one of my first chops... and looks like it.


:D

Chister .. email me, i found the "stfu.gif" you wanted, but it's too many bytes to post.

more.......

Poly voooooooooo :bounce2:

:tight: :D

Here's a sweet chem-chop from way back.. :D

lol.. :D

omg, i've missed you guys...:laughing:

:flipoff2:

:eek:

:flipoff2:

Your chops stink Father Gwamp

http://www.azchatfield.net/chops/_private/Daniel_n_Angie.jpg

You might also find some old chops here:

http://www.azchatfield.net/comebacks

And Here:

http://www.azchatfield.net/miscpics

:laughing: :flipoff2:

I found a few...

:p

Your fave honey...

:)

:eek: :442: :flipoff2:

Seems like there are tons that are lost treasures... :(

Triple posting Dave!.. :rasta:

:D

A new chop but worth the bandwidth :flipoff2:

http://www.mindspring.com/~gonzo90/me-with-chicks-butt.gif

How about a new one - never even released to the public :p

:goofball: :emb:

:flipoff2:

another one...

A brand new one. Everyone's favorite land-use activist YellowSub, doing a little surfing while his buddies hack the top off CragRat's Zuki.

I question who got the short end of the stick (oh, for a different phrasing) on this chop. Sure, Yellow's surfing pr0n, but I had to look at the UNblurred booty-action to chop it. :barf: