And if you are telling these other 's to come over here, register, and defend the cause, knock that off too.
Nope, didn't ask one single person over here, I didn't even mention this thread anywhere until after other people noticed it.

These people really don't hate you, they just get pissed off when someone comes in here and essentially throws themselves out saying "I can't do jack crap with my rig yet, love me"
Help me out here, who did this? I don't remember asking anybody for love, acceptance, praise or anything. If I wanted love I'd see what's-his-name's mom again. $5 goes a long way with that skank. :p

I had no qualms about showing this video, which is why it's on my own site. I might be dumb enough to argue here but I'm not dumb enough to imagine that it would impress anybody. I shudder every time I see that video, I loathe it (and the person that took it!) But you know what, it's great inspiration to keep learning. I've come a long way since that was shot, and have climbed the same section (and many harder) without hesitation since then.

Some folks here could use a little of BC's finest to help them mellow out :smokin:

Originally posted by superjens

If I wanted love I'd see what's-his-name's mom again. $5 goes a long way with that skank. :p


That is just fawkin gay, that you are proud that you can get some 60 year old ass for $5. I gotta say this, I don't give a fuck what anyone has to say, I gotta stick up for family, that is just how I was raised I didnt tolerate this kinda shit when I was 10, and I don't intend to now, and besides, my MOM puts up with all my junk at being in the yard while I am at college. So if you want to PM me and have a little discussion on this, lets do it!!! What did I say to you that struck a nerve?? You struck one with me, I wanted to let this shit go along time ago, but you keep pullin me in. WTF????? Personal attacks like that just are:rainbow: I am guilty of that , I know, but the difference is that I am admittedly a jackass, and you claim to be somthin better, so
WELCOME TO MY LEVEL, how's it feel to be provoked by moron????

superjens, FAWK OFF:flipoff:
Btw, all others, if you think I am :rainbow: for this post, so be it, principle above all else!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by ozxterra
I gotta say something here that has cracked me up!!

I respect both sides here as I have run fullsize rigs and the "chopstick" imports. Like I said - The chopstick imports are the majority of the working 4X4 world - theres no debate about that.

I just cant stop laughing at that "Mcsoo" jackass!!!

Dude - stop kissing ass!! You got crap all over your face!! You drive a PATHFINDER!!! Isnt that something between an altima and an XTerra. I think you secretly want to be an XTerra owner since you devote so much time to them. These other guys on the board at least are hardcore on their opinions, I gotta respect that - you flip and flap all over yourself trying to be "one of the guys here." You drive a PATHFINDER!!!
I have no respect for any wheeler who thinks body damage means he is a better wheeler. It means you hit crap a lot and obviously cannot drive your wheels!! Maybe when you are old enough to drink you will gain some maturity - until then Id recommend you stick to doing your homework.
Your seriously giving yourself a bad name by registering all over the net and bashing other rigs you know nothing about. Get a life mate and go buy a crowbar to pry your head out of your arse. I aint no newbie to 'wheelin and I can spot a wet-behind-the-ears wanna-be a mile away.
People are tired of your XTerra fetish.

By the way - XOC isnt "The XTerra Board." In fact you will not see many of the four-wheelin' xterra owners on it. If you had an XTerra and had some reason to be on "Xterra OWNERS club" you would know better.... Ian did a smart thing drop-kicking your pathetic butt oughtta there. Itll be fun seeing how many more forums kick you out in the future.

Well, I can see you lot arent interested in the little 'ol X so Ill bugger off for now. See ya when I need some advice on my next Chevy!

:usa:

I'll have you know that I don't kiss any ass. I just suck on ass... Maybe smack it around and dress it up in leather every once and a while.
Why don't you come out to AZ? I'd be glad to show you around. Sure, I have a pathfinder. So? I know it's a POS. But unlike your POS, my POS cost 24 G's less. I'll put another 1 into it and it'll be just as capable as half the rest of the people here. I'll get some pics when I head out this weekend with some guys from here.
When you want to find some rocks, give Mikey a call.. Hell, even I'll post my number here.
480-206-3897. Anybody want to give me a call?

my point jens, was that you were showing these videos for some reason. Obviously not for criticism, as you don't seem to take it too well, so what then? I'm all ears.

Damn! I haven't had this much fun reading since the "god of suspension" thread! :D

Ok this is probably one of the funniest, most moving, touching sagas I have ever read. I have just spent the last 30 minutes reading the entire thread at work and I have actually grown dumber from the experience but damn it was fun.


And would someone please call Mustard Dog.

Bender I like your bike too :p We need to setup a conference call sometime folks :flipoff2:

This fawkin thread is like a car accident I cant help but stop and watch the agony and choas.

Dam rubberneckers!

Originally posted by McSoo
Dam rubberneckers!

Careful budday I know where you live I might come over and wash some of the mud off that piece you worked so hard to put there :flipoff2: j/k :D

Man, this is the thread that just keeps on giving... *sigh*


SuperJens: Fawk off.


:D :flipoff2: :D :flipoff2: :D :flipoff2:
Jake

Sheesh...ya try to help a guy out...

Originally posted by scouter77


Careful budday I know where you live I might come over and wash some of the mud off that piece you worked so hard to put there :flipoff2: j/k :D

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

YIKES!!! Let's not say things we can't take back now! HAHAHA j/k

Maybe the Xterds should listen to?

Originally posted by grimbo
Ok this is probably one of the funniest, most moving, touching sagas I have ever read. I have just spent the last 30 minutes reading the entire thread at work and I have actually grown dumber from the experience but damn it was fun.



Hmm, where's Dr. Evil's chart when you need it?

r@m

Start posting more phone numbers....I feel like calling someone when I get home from work today! :p :roxy:

Here is my bike, I only payed $10 at a garage sale:( It must suck





:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Dr. Lame
Here is my bike, I only payed $10 at a garage sale:( It must suck





:flipoff2:

It's not the bike that sucks, just the rider:flipoff2:

http://home.off-road.com/~mithrandir/por_stuff/iq_chart.jpg

Just had to post this on the thread.

Drew

Damn!! Come on guys, one more page and I shall be right when I said it would go for another 4 to 5 pages ROTFLMAO :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Hey crash! Holy fawking shiat that pic was funny. How hard did you have to squeeze that cat to make it’s eyes pop out like that! :laughing: :laughing: Sick bastard!!! :D

lets keep this thread going....Yankees suck, Lakers Suck, Jets Suck. :flipoff2:

Meant to mention this earlier, not that I quite know why I think anyone would care, but that first rolled X became the first locked X, then the first dual-locked X (of only 2 I know of). Some of us are getting a little more serious...

Oh, and is this (http://superjens.com/xterra/gonemoab/wipeouthill.avi) even remotely respectable for an open/LSD manual tranny Xterra? I know you guys could crawl up that without batting an eye, but for an essentially stock X I think it was pretty graceful.

Someone move this crap to Chit-Chat :rolleyes:

You people should be disgusted with yourselves - even *I* won;t get into this one (and that should scare all of you :eek: )

is this even remotely respectable for an open/LSD manual tranny Xterra

NO

Now go away xterd

Tschuss! (http://home.satx.rr.com/koehns/exit.html)

Originally posted by DRM
Someone move this crap to Chit-Chat :rolleyes:

You people should be disgusted with yourselves - even *I* won;t get into this one (and that should scare all of you :eek: )

Thats only because nobody has brought up the bible yet:p :flipoff2:

:rolleyes: - forgive me, but I just have to...

I have just read this whole thing from beginning to end - I just couldn't stop.

SuperJenny - Go back to the beginning and read the first threads. We were having a chuckle over someone who was obviously inexperienced thinking they were really wheeling, when in fact most of our rigs wouldn't even have been in 4 wheel drive yet. It wasn't until your sarcastic, defensive responses hit the thread that this even got abusive. And then you come into our house and basically call us uneducated morons who are barely able to work in a fast food restaurant. Your sense of self-importance is hard to disguise.
I'm sure if we wandered over to your board, we'd probably find all kinds of snide comments about white trash rednecks with oversized, over-powered testosterone-mobiles. If we even bothered to respond (which we wouldn't), your overly sensitive web-master would strike us from the board and threaten legal action for disturbing the "decorum". How quaint.
Personally, I welcome anyone who wishes to explore the trails in this country in whatever they want to drive. That just adds more numbers to a community that needs all the help it can get to combat trail closures. Am I going to laugh when I see a newbie in an Xterra get stuck in a rut I didn't even notice as I went by? You betcha! And then I'll go pull him out and give him a little advice on how not to get stuck next time. And then laugh some more.
Oh, and how much you make, your level of college education, how much your bike, house or car costs, who you know, who you blow, doesn't mean a damn thing to me. Get over yourself. Your attitude set the tone for this thread. At least WE didn't delete you.
BTW - notice - no profanity. It was really hard.

This thread is like my truck.....

IS IT DONE YET?

Its like the God of suspension thread...

Yes boys and girls there is a lesson to be learned when third party know-it-alls poke their heads in and spout off ignorant sh*t.

You all suck and have a nice life. :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Belly Dragger
This thread is like my truck.....

IS IT DONE YET?

Nope :D

I'd bet the mod of their board would be winning his arse off if we went to the Turd board and dished out some lov'n

I've notice the selection of smilies on the turd board is a little slime. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by HiThere
Tschuss! (http://home.satx.rr.com/koehns/exit.html)

yes, you found the source of my name. you win this empty red bull can. Where should I send it?

Originally posted by Belly Dragger
This thread is like my truck.....

IS IT DONE YET?

So you are paying someone to create this thread to? :p ;) :laughing:

Sorry man - you set yourself up for that one ;)

I can't seem to get myself to close this thread. Does this make me a bad webdaddy? :confused: :p

Originally posted by DRM
So you are paying someone to create this thread to? :p ;) :laughing::p

Originally posted by Lance
I can't seem to get myself to close this thread. Does this make me a bad webdaddy? :confused: :p

No way, I love YOU man!! :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Lance
I can't seem to get myself to close this thread. Does this make me a bad webdaddy? :confused: :p

Close it ?!?! No way! It will eventually collapse under it's own weight anyway. At this point it's like watching a hand clawing at the sky as it slips into the quicksand..... I wanna watch it go under :rasta:

I still propose a mall runner class, that locked and LOADED X might have a chance if he's willing to try.
And I promise not to let my son drive the d-50, it would not be fair to the X
Rich

Originally posted by Big Rich
I still propose a mall runner class, that locked and LOADED X might have a chance if he's willing to try.
And I promise not to let my son drive the d-50, it would not be fair to the X
Rich

I see a few probelms


You'd tie up the 2wd dirt access road into and out of the event.
Would you be able to line up enough tow trucks to haul that many rigs out?
How would you manage dust control, don't want the nice cushy interior full of dust
BFG 31" AT sponsorship
Flush toliets, and showers?
Trash management, (all those latte cups)
Make sure the owner or spotter picks up all the broken plastic parts

Originally posted by jdjanda


I see a few probelms


You'd tie up the 2wd dirt access road into and out of the event.
Would you be able to line up enough tow trucks to haul that many rigs out?
How would you manage dust control, don't want the nice cushy interior full of dust
BFG 31" AT sponsorship
Flush toliets, and showers?
Trash management, (all those latte cups)
Make sure the owner or spotter picks up all the broken plastic parts


Tie up the 2wd dirt access road into and out of the event? Who are you kidding? The 2wd dirt access road would BE the event!
Broken plastic parts.. AHAHAHA

Originally posted by Pavement Pounder83
http://home.off-road.com/~mithrandir/por_stuff/iq_chart.jpg

Just had to post this on the thread.

Drew


you suck! that is a fancy version of the one I rightfully stole from MattS!!

here is the "old skool" original:

:flipoff2:

this thread really is the lamest sheit i have seen in a while.

I think all the newbies should have to spend 2 weeks in Chit Chat getting thier "Pirate Legs" under them. This foo-foo, my "X" has dual latte holders shit has got to go.

And this I only had 25k to spend crap.

I have about 4k invested in a 1-ton '77 that laughs at the crap you were "wheeling" that looked like the front gate to Upper Ranch in Hollister Hills, to be perfectly honest. My truck is a Daily Driver and I wheel it whenever I can. I have to make trade off's but I never have my spotter say "Look out for that rock" its more like "Aim for that rock!"

*sigh* more fawking newbies that can't get it AWN and just don't get it...

sooooo....what did I miss today? Not much from what I can tell! Now.....who is calling who tonight? Mustard Dog?? Got any new numbers? :D :roxy:

Guys, could someone PLEEEEEEZZZEEEE tell me what is wrong with Latte's:question: :question: :question: I think that the latte is getting a bad wrap here. In the voice of Homer... mmmmmmmmmmmm latte:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: Leave the bashin to the Xteras... leave the poor latte's alone.:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Roxywheels
sooooo....what did I miss today? Not much from what I can tell! Now.....who is calling who tonight? Mustard Dog?? Got any new numbers? :D :roxy:

Rich wants to start a Turd class at Cal-Rocs, the Turd owners are still trying to get respect and explain turd tech. :rolleyes:

Hey Lance how bout a Turd Tech Section :D

you suck! that is a fancy version of the one I rightfully stole from MattS!!


I was looklin for the old school one. it is way better.

Drew

Originally posted by Tracknod
Guys, could someone PLEEEEEEZZZEEEE tell me what is wrong with Latte's:question: :question: :question: I think that the latte is getting a bad wrap here. In the voice of Homer... mmmmmmmmmmmm latte:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: Leave the bashin to the Xteras... leave the poor latte's alone.:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

i agree, there is nothing better than a latte. lately they have been getting bad press, being associated with every piece of lame excuse for a machine out there and I for one can not take it anymore so I will pack my Camry and leave to find a soy based decaffiented latte :p

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Isn't it about time for this?



http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/images/funny/deadhorse.gif

ok I'll bite

lol at this thread..

gota say one thing - I ran into those guys down here and one of em had a bent tie rod end..

they had the super high strength ends on em...which were chromoly...and they couldn't figure how they bent em...

"they are high strength chromoly"

i was like "but they are only 1/2 inch thick" !!

lol at least they are off the pavement in em


this thread is funny....

and lance, nice "mailmanbuttcam" shot!

Originally posted by Moab Austin
ok I'll bite

lol at this thread..

gota say one thing - I ran into those guys down here and one of em had a bent tie rod end..

they had the super high strength ends on em...which were chromoly...and they couldn't figure how they bent em...

"they are high strength chromoly"

i was like "but they are only 1/2 inch thick" !!

lol at least they are off the pavement in em


this thread is funny....

and lance, nice "mailmanbuttcam" shot!

Haha.. You ran into them when they had the bent tie rod end eh? They were whining about that on the Nissan board. "Why did it bend? They are supposed to be unbreakable!" hahaha..

Billavista,

You are a funny fawker... I laughed my ass off....
Thanks

Ryan

8 pages huh? wow

Originally posted by SoCalPunk
The X has been called overpriced here by many of you . If that is the case I would be genuinely curious what other brand new vehicle provides true 4wheel drive with seating for 4 or more plus room for all your gear for less than the $25,000 sticker price ?


01 Jeep Cherokee and you can use the $4,000 that you saved to get a trail rig to tow behind it.

Have a nice day :D

Originally posted by Archie_G


01 Jeep Cherokee and you can use the $4,000 that you saved to get a trail rig to tow behind it.

Have a nice day :D

A first gen 4runner (2 dr. version) SAS'd and rock ready, and with the 20 grand you saved, put a down payment on a house or if it means that much to you, get a tow rig and tow the 4runner wherever you want.

01 Cherokees are only 20 grand?

HOLY SHIT 8 FUCKING PAGES OF WHINEY LITTLE CRYBABIES!!!!! all upset because they aren't liked here.

Now listen unless you are here looking for info about regearing, Solid axle swaps, how to build a rollcage, then you have no business here. Now stop whining and go back to your xterra board. I dont see any of us over there telling you how crappy your SUVs are. Thats right YOU came HERE and started bitching about it.

i was looking at some of our 2002 EJS footage and thought everybody had to see this. look at the 4, yes 4 tires crammed into the crack so this xterra can try to get across. see the smoke, see the shame. here the camera man chuckle.

www.4xvideo.com/webvid/streaming2.wmv

Originally posted by SSRXterra
Whats up guys? Yes I drive an Xterra, but then again I cant afford the hardcore off road rig. I need something that will allow me to carry people, and equipment, but yet I like to off road and it made a good vehicle. Small price, lots of room, not to much power, decent gas, and good looks. So I bought an Xterra. I dont know why most of you bash other people and there ride. We are all in it to have fun and wheel right? How many people .............

For the LAST TIME, we don't fucking care, go away, go back to where people care whayt u have to say. U R in a different class, we don't want to hear from u, never did, we did not ask u to regester and we r asking u to leave though. can u understand this yet?

Originally posted by aaronlosey
i was looking at some of our 2002 EJS footage and thought everybody had to see this. look at the 4, yes 4 tires crammed into the crack so this xterra can try to get across. see the smoke, see the shame. here the camera man chuckle.

www.4xvideo.com/webvid/streaming2.wmv

Yet another example of underprepared vehicles tackling the harder trails, stacking tons of shit to get through....

HAHHAHHAHA now that last video is funny :rasta: why not just get a few sacks of pea gravel and fill the crack completely ;p what I liked the best though were the highlift mounting points on the side, as if you need a high lift. bumper jack would be more than enough :rolleyes:

I have finally read through this whole thread, and about all I have left to say is :flipoff: to jens. I staarted wheeling back in 93, so I have some experience, definately not the moste around, but I have spent some time on the trail. I have a Degree in Computer Science. I also had a job working for Sun Microsystems, writing code after I graduated. I finally accepted that I was doing the wrong thing and became a mechanic. I worked 10 hour days and went to school for 6 hours after that. I got to see my wife and dogs about an hour total per day for about 18 months while I finished "mechanic school". I did graduate with a 4.0, which I am proud of, and I am now ASE certified in 9 catergories including the infamous L1. And yes, I do work with my hands. I love to work with my hands. It makes me feel good to accomplish something, and see it finished. So please, dont cut down what I chose to do for a living, because you can associate it with someone that fits the mold of what you expect from this BB.

Thanks,
Ryan

Originally posted by SoCalPunk
The X has been called overpriced here by many of you . If that is the case I would be genuinely curious what other brand new vehicle provides true 4wheel drive with seating for 4 or more plus room for all your gear for less than the $25,000 sticker price ?


Uhh..I think Jeeps still makes vehicles?? Solid axles too.

Originally posted by Weasel


Uhh..I think Jeeps still makes vehicles?? Solid axles too.
Or a 4runner:rolleyes: which U can get with an EL, that's an Electric Locker for U X boys with no clue:D Now I think they went back to there bb, we have a policy here not to go to others BB's and start shit, so U should too. Grow up and stay away guys, if it is not clear WE DO NOT WANT U HERE.

Originally posted by superjens
The typical masses are ignorant to offroading and presume that everybody running around the woods in a 4x4 is a redneck.

First off, I would like to remind you and everyone else that to the good ole boys in the south, being called a Redneck is actually a compliment. Just last night someone mentioned the fact that I had Yankee in my blood cause I have lived a little bit outside the south... I practically jumped up to defend myself stating more than 10 reasons why I am a southener and a redneck...

As for your wheeling...all good my friend... however, you still suck a fat one! You shouldnt come on a site for somehting and defend the opposite of it as what should not be laughed at. You should admit that your wheeling is to be laughed at and move on with life...

As for your gay video...well shit dude, you put yourself in WAY more of a position to brake shit and do some body damage the way you were handling that clutch! That looked like my first time DRIVING....ever with a clutch!

JUST GO AWAY:D

So please, dont cut down what I chose to do for a living, because you can associate it with someone that fits the mold of what you expect from this BB.

Ryan, I agree with you. I intended those "work with your hands" comments to reflect only on opinion of that guy's apparent intelligence and the degree of difficulty he would have finding any work other than manual labor. I just wanted to poke a stick in his ribs, not everybody who works with their hands. I pointed this out before, that any jabs I made were directed at the posters here in this thread who were trying to "rip me a new one". Not everybody.

I was just fighting fire with fire, some people here can't take it and prefer only one sided arguments and mono-directional flaming. It's just a bulletin board folks, lighten up.

To anybody who works with their hands (you the reader, my dentist, the guys who built my house, engineers, Thomas Edison, Beethoven, neurosurgons, etc), my apologies for that misworded comment.

I'm outta here, but if you want to keep it up knock yourselves out.

Originally posted by superjens


Ryan, I agree with you. I intended those "work with your hands" comments to reflect only on opinion of that guy's apparent intelligence and the degree of difficulty he would have finding any work other than manual labor. I just wanted to poke a stick in his ribs, not everybody who works with their hands. I pointed this out before, that any jabs I made were directed at the posters here in this thread who were trying to "rip me a new one". Not everybody.

I was just fighting fire with fire, some people here can't take it and prefer only one sided arguments and mono-directional flaming. It's just a bulletin board folks, lighten up.

To anybody who works with their hands (you the reader, my dentist, the guys who built my house, engineers, Thomas Edison, Beethoven, neurosurgons, etc), my apologies for that misworded comment.

I'm outta here, but if you want to keep it up knock yourselves out.


Hey it's cool;) Now go away :flipoff2:

:D Seabass on the beat! :D

And yes, if you hurry, you can pick up an 01 XJ for less than 20g's. There is a dealer here with an 01 Sport for 18K and 0.9% financing. :D Who needs SAS, just buy one with a real front axle to begin with :flipoff2:

I have a feeling that this is going to be like the suspension god thread and br brought back up for a good laugh every few months.

Matt

The working with my hands comment you made to me pissed everyone off here. And you said it just because I misspelled A word and then I said I was in prison, Which I was just kidding about. However right after that you misspelled A word. Amagine that. Were all human after all. And btw I happen to be A vary highly decorated California highway engineer. Oh now you can fuck off.:flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

I could take a new Explorer wheelin too except I'd rather save my self the embarassment.

Man, this thread of full of crap.......

My wifes 97 Astro van has gone up worse roads (trails to the X people) than the ones in those videos.....

And for sure, my truck has pulled our 20 foot ski boat up tighter-
trails than that.... I laugh... I always did think those exterra's
were in the "Ravzilla" class...........

too damn funny..... You Xturd people should just go away now..

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Check out this pic I found!

"Ravzilla"

Bawahahahahahahahaha

Tha's what i'm calling them from now on. I love it.

Originally posted by aaronlosey
i was looking at some of our 2002 EJS footage and thought everybody had to see this. look at the 4, yes 4 tires crammed into the crack so this xterra can try to get across. see the smoke, see the shame. here the camera man chuckle.

www.4xvideo.com/webvid/streaming2.wmv

Oh my god that is the lamest thing I have seen yet!! Last year I took a 2 door Montero with 33 A/T's and limited slip on that trail and had no problem getting across the crack. Who the hell brings tires to go 4-wheeling?????? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by McSoo
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Check out this pic I found!

You know, there's something cool about a VW bus doing that, even if there are a ton of guys pushing it.

Originally posted by oldjeep


You know, there's something cool about a VW bus doing that, even if there are a ton of guys pushing it.

And notice the fact that the VW guys didn't fill the crack with tires:D

Originally posted by superjens
These are all daily drivers.

So what? If you need an SUV-style daily driver, sell the Xterra, buy a 4Runner, and put the money you were putting into payments, into mods. Simple. Here's my DD:
<img src="http://home.off-road.com/~mithrandir/sas/sas57.jpg">

Originally posted by oldjeep
You know, there's something cool about a VW bus doing that, even if there are a ton of guys pushing it. Ditto. I just wonder if they did the spike or just come up Gold Bar, course even that has some interesting obstacles.

Originally posted by Dr. Evil


So what? If you need an SUV-style daily driver, sell the Xterra, buy a 4Runner, and put the money you were putting into payments, into mods. Simple.

Hell, even a "cheap" vanagon camper that is built butch would b better than a stock Xterra.

(I've got a psyick fascanation with VW Campers on 31" tires).

r@m

http://www.colorado4x4.org/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000015&p=1

Read this thread for another PBB memeber getting hammered by the X owner.

Originally posted by rpenner54
http://www.colorado4x4.org/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000015&p=1

Read this thread for another PBB memeber getting hammered by the X owner.

Oh man, I can't believe that shyt!!! That's re-gawd-dam-diculous!

Here's the text of a message I sent to MudPhud via EMail. Perhaps it will help clarify our position on Pirate4x4 better to those who don't fully understand WHY we react like we do...

Message Text Follows:
-------------------------------------------------------
Mr... um, phud?

The reason that the PBB guys have a problem with XTerra owners is quite simple. The Xterra isn't a "bad" vehicle, and is as capable as any other late-model SUV in stock form as far as off-road use is concerned. It's a good general-use four wheeling vehicle. The problem is this:

Pirate4x4 isn't about general use four wheeling. Their users have *ZERO* interest in what you guys do.

Lance started the Pirate4x4 website with the specific goal of catering to everyone who no longer fit in at off-road.com or 4x4wire.com - or any number of a dozen other websites. He wanted to build a site where people who hadn't run an all-terrain tire in 10 years wouldn't have to deal with questions like "how much lift will I need to clear a 32 inch BFG"... but rather, it would be a site for questions like "Does this design for a coilover 4-link suspension look workable, and is the roll-axis suitable?".

And you know what? Lance has done a wonderful job in this regard. His website's BB system currently has over 11,000 members. A subject titled "Pictures of my truck with the bdy cut off, ready for the tube work" and "Here's my front suspension cut off, ready for the solid axle to go in" are the norm - not the exception. It's a place where you'll find many of the competitors of *all* of the different rock-crawling cometitions. 6 out of the 10 people selected to compete in 4 Wheeler's Top Truck Challenge post on PBB.

When you ask this sort of crowd for their opinion on which all-terrain 31" tire is best, there *WILL* be a conflict. When someone asks a newbie question, they are usually informed to either run a search... or go to one of the forums that caters to the less-hardcore crowd.

Most of us who use the PBB regularly find it's attitude refreshing. You can speak your mind as bluntly as you choose, and you don't have to make nice-nice with someone who is being a jerkoff for fear of being banned. You can get into an argument over wether or not samurais suck (which they don't, IMO) without fear of losing access to the site - within reason, of course.

Something else which is frustrating to many of the people on the PBB usually happens when the 'soft-core' crowd starts popping up. They associate body damage with a lack of driving skill - which simply isn't the case. When you are driving up rock gardens which don't look climbable *on foot*... and you are on trails where 2-3 rollovers in a day's outing are exected simply because the trail is a non-stop series of van-sized boulders, you *will* be losing paint to the obstacles. It's simply going to happen when you push you vehicle as hard as you possibly can.

When it's a wide road or a smooth dirt hillclimb, such as the things I've seen posted in the XTerra thread on PBB, thing are a little different than they are for the hardcore rock-crawling crowd. Again, it's simply a matter of focus... A stock Xterra (Or any other vehicle I can think of) cannot traverse the majority of the trails PBB users run regularly.

If you guys had come in with the *exact same* videos - but of a bone stock Jeep CJ, or Toyota pickup, or whatever brand vehicle - you still would have recieved quite a thrashing... because you're right: The XTerra is a good vehicle for what your crowd uses it for. But for what the *average* PBB user wants to do, the Xterra is a joke in stock form, as is any other brand vehicle.

THAT'S why the PBB guys are giving you all such a hard time... they're not interested in your vehicle or your opinion. Now if you want to buy a pair of Dana44s and a set of 36" Swampers, they'll be happy to acommodate your questions about the best ways to get them under that SUV of yours.

It's simply a matter of focus: Pirate4x4 is oriented towards the most EXTREME 4-wheeling found in the U.S. - and you have to admit, those videos which were posted were certainly not of anything which can be considered hardcore.

"Dr. Evil"

Originally posted by oldjeep


You know, there's something cool about a VW bus doing that, even if there are a ton of guys pushing it.

my golf wheeled pretty well. beat the crap outta the oil pan, but it went.

Originally posted by schuss


my golf wheeled pretty well. beat the crap outta the oil pan, but it went.

I recently wrapped my 2000 Beetle GLX Turbo around a 15" Norway tree... I was off road when that happened. :D :flipoff2:

Dr. Evil, you d man:D

That's exactly what I was gonna say to Mr. Phud had he called me. I think he was just scared, and I am WAY too lazy to write it all out.

Thank you for that;)

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Here's the text of a message I sent to MudPhud via EMail. Perhaps it will help clarify our position on Pirate4x4 better to those who don't fully understand WHY we react like we do...

Message Text Follows:
-------------------------------------------------------
Mr... um, phud?

The reason that the PBB guys have a problem with XTerra owners is quite simple. The Xterra isn't a "bad" vehicle, and is as capable as any other late-model SUV in stock form as far as off-road use is concerned. It's a good general-use four wheeling vehicle. The problem is this:

Pirate4x4 isn't about general use four wheeling. Their users have *ZERO* interest in what you guys do.

Lance started the Pirate4x4 website with the specific goal of catering to everyone who no longer fit in at off-road.com or 4x4wire.com - or any number of a dozen other websites. He wanted to build a site where people who hadn't run an all-terrain tire in 10 years wouldn't have to deal with questions like "how much lift will I need to clear a 32 inch BFG"... but rather, it would be a site for questions like "Does this design for a coilover 4-link suspension look workable, and is the roll-axis suitable?".

And you know what? Lance has done a wonderful job in this regard. His website's BB system currently has over 11,000 members. A subject titled "Pictures of my truck with the bdy cut off, ready for the tube work" and "Here's my front suspension cut off, ready for the solid axle to go in" are the norm - not the exception. It's a place where you'll find many of the competitors of *all* of the different rock-crawling cometitions. 6 out of the 10 people selected to compete in 4 Wheeler's Top Truck Challenge post on PBB.

When you ask this sort of crowd for their opinion on which all-terrain 31" tire is best, there *WILL* be a conflict. When someone asks a newbie question, they are usually informed to either run a search... or go to one of the forums that caters to the less-hardcore crowd.

Most of us who use the PBB regularly find it's attitude refreshing. You can speak your mind as bluntly as you choose, and you don't have to make nice-nice with someone who is being a jerkoff for fear of being banned. You can get into an argument over wether or not samurais suck (which they don't, IMO) without fear of losing access to the site - within reason, of course.

Something else which is frustrating to many of the people on the PBB usually happens when the 'soft-core' crowd starts popping up. They associate body damage with a lack of driving skill - which simply isn't the case. When you are driving up rock gardens which don't look climbable *on foot*... and you are on trails where 2-3 rollovers in a day's outing are exected simply because the trail is a non-stop series of van-sized boulders, you *will* be losing paint to the obstacles. It's simply going to happen when you push you vehicle as hard as you possibly can.

When it's a wide road or a smooth dirt hillclimb, such as the things I've seen posted in the XTerra thread on PBB, thing are a little different than they are for the hardcore rock-crawling crowd. Again, it's simply a matter of focus... A stock Xterra (Or any other vehicle I can think of) cannot traverse the majority of the trails PBB users run regularly.

If you guys had come in with the *exact same* videos - but of a bone stock Jeep CJ, or Toyota pickup, or whatever brand vehicle - you still would have recieved quite a thrashing... because you're right: The XTerra is a good vehicle for what your crowd uses it for. But for what the *average* PBB user wants to do, the Xterra is a joke in stock form, as is any other brand vehicle.

THAT'S why the PBB guys are giving you all such a hard time... they're not interested in your vehicle or your opinion. Now if you want to buy a pair of Dana44s and a set of 36" Swampers, they'll be happy to acommodate your questions about the best ways to get them under that SUV of yours.

It's simply a matter of focus: Pirate4x4 is oriented towards the most EXTREME 4-wheeling found in the U.S. - and you have to admit, those videos which were posted were certainly not of anything which can be considered hardcore.

"Dr. Evil"

Very well said, Dr. :D

Originally posted by rpenner54
http://www.colorado4x4.org/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000015&p=1

Read this thread for another PBB memeber getting hammered by the X owner.

I think it's the whole size scares people thing :D

Like when you drive @ 15mph past a bunch of yuppies in a ritzy neighborhood and you have big tires and a loud motor, they immediately think speed and violence.

I think it's the same theory w/ those who wheel stockers and are not exposed to built rigs. They saw his 37's coming probably @ 150:1 or so and thought that 0.5mph was violently fast fearing for their lives they rotated, ducked, and covered. Hands over ears, heads between legs potentially kissing each others @$$es...goodbye ;) After the 5 minutes passed that it took chris to go 15 feet past them they stood up and lost track of time but jaws dropped and drool flowed just in time to see chris' double down low 1st gear creep crawling dust as he cleared the obstacle. Rediculously fast toyota! ;) The only thing fast is their ability to accuse :D

Yeah, Chris' Toyota is a speed machine. That thing belongs on a racetrack. God forbid you might be able to get out of the truck, while it's in gear, check your line, and then get back in and follow up to that line!

Thank you for that intelligent and well-written email. I understand the focus of this board, even before the email. Advice and constructive critisism are always welcome. Most of my negative responses were directed at the children who like to hurl insults and call people names because it makes them feel macho or something; these are the ones who denigrate the respectability of this forum. It's one thing to post those videos and make fun of them, but provide helpful critisism. It's another to post them for the sake of making fun of someone else. Learn to respect your fellow Man.

BTW, I'm not rich or anything (I'm a student) and I've worked plenty of manual labor jobs from packing groceries to bussing tables.

Dr Evil you hit it on the head with your tome. Very well said, no foul language etc which it seems is to be expected of the PBB memebrs by certain members. I must admit as a newbie I copped a bit of flak and my initial reaction was who do they think they are but realised in a sec that it is all part of the BB process, you're new, you cop flak, you grow up, you get over it, you abuse the next newbie. When people start taking things seriously and to heart thats when things go pear shaped. This is all about a hobby, a sport a relaxing past time it is not world diplomacy (although maybe it needs to be) so everyone should lighten and enjoy the camaraderie that the boards can offer. We are worldwide in a recreation that is on the wrong side of political idealism and we need to remain united to protect it.

That's my soapbox for the day and I must say this is pretty cool that this thread is still going don't we have better things to be discussing like why Chevies suck;)

damn! can i get an AHMEN !

right on Dr. Evil :flipoff2:

Who cares if you are a student and your truck has to be your daily driver that is how I am...yet I am still doing axle swaps...transmission swaps ect...and running 38" TSL's ... get a real truck, do some real modifications...grow some balls then come back to this BB.

Originally posted by AKJeepGirl
Who cares if you are a student and your truck has to be your daily driver that is how I am...yet I am still doing axle swaps...transmission swaps ect...and running 38" TSL's ... get a real truck, do some real modifications...grow some balls then come back to this BB.

my sentiments exactly. I'm 21 and a sophmore in college. This is my daily driver, 38.5 TSL/SX's, dana 60's, wristed arm front end, 5.38 detroits and all...hell up till about a year and a half ago it was my only driver, as that's when I bought the F250 tow rig...
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=441235

heh, I could have a big rig if I sold my other toys, but where's the fun in that? :D I'm a po' college student as well, with way too many hobbies and way too little pay. But soon enough my CJ will be done and I'll be wheeling all the damn time.

How do you other "poor" college students do it? This is the best I can come up with on my limited budget, but hey, at least it's got Swampers! Oh, and Xterra boys, SHUT UP!!!! http://outgun.com/scripts/photoalbum/imageproxy.main?Requester=bragollach&ProxyID=zZWY/JtwrPp42&ProxyName=Wheelin&PhotoAlbum=MyPhotoAlbum&OriginalImage=1

Originally posted by mudphud
Thank you for that intelligent and well-written email. I understand the focus of this board, even before the email. Advice and constructive critisism are always welcome. Most of my negative responses were directed at the children who like to hurl insults and call people names because it makes them feel macho or something; these are the ones who denigrate the respectability of this forum. It's one thing to post those videos and make fun of them, but provide helpful critisism. It's another to post them for the sake of making fun of someone else. Learn to respect your fellow Man.

BTW, I'm not rich or anything (I'm a student) and I've worked plenty of manual labor jobs from packing groceries to bussing tables.


ONCE AGAIN YOUR MISSING THE POINT!!!! If we start 'respecting fellow man', pat on the back, that Xterra video was pretty cool buddy...' 'Ya might wanna add nerf bars to that rig to protect the sheetmetal'... Next thing ya know, we turn into your Xterra club, or ORC, or whatever!

I say keep things harsh, if ya cant take the heat, get outta the kitchen! Its called social clensing throgh humiliation... (or if it isnt it should be).

Originally posted by mudphud
Learn to respect your fellow Man.

I'll "learn" to do that when he proves to me that he deserves it. I have worlds of respect for people who work with their hands and engineer some of the creations I've seen on this BB.

That's what it takes to get respect around here, not just being a "fellow man."

Besides, the hazing of newbies weeds out the those who lack the *ahem* intestinal fortitude to hang out here.

Hey--If you can't stand the heat...

Jake

Hey--If you can't stand the heat...

...uh...get out of the kitchen:D

And, if you don't get out of the kitchen I'll offer to choke you out:skull:

:flipoff2:

I finally read this post!!!!!!!!!!!

All i can say is the "X" does not even hold a Candle next to a Kia!!
Call me too!
925-694-9033

I hate bikes!

Originally posted by welndmn




I hate bikes!

:eek: :eek: :eek:
You suck!!!

Finally an X we all can enjoy!:D :D

Originally posted by Old Scout
Finally an X we all can enjoy!:D :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by Tin Bender


:eek: :eek: :eek:
You suck!!!

Yeah, i fell off and snapped my color bone, GOD I could not belive how dumb i was :p
J/K

I understand the focus of this board, even before the email.

Sadly, and with the terrible clarity demonstrated only by the catastrophically stupid, you quite obviously do not!

Advice and constructive critisism (sic) are always welcome.

Uh, nobody cares what you think is or is not welcome...nobody wants to give you any advice or constructive criticism. Well, other than...go away!

Most of my negative responses were directed at the children who like to hurl insults and call people names because it makes them feel macho or something

This is actually the closest you've come to understanding, but sadly you probably don’t realize it. YES..we like to hurl insults and call people names...we do it to one another all the time - we can dish it out, and we can take it, and we enjoy it. It doesn’t make us feel macho, it makes us feel like we share a common bond, it's fun, we truly enjoy verbally beating the piss out of sniveling little morons like you and your pathetic dweeb wheeling buddies. See.... that made me feel good, I am smiling now

:) We don’t care if you don’t like it, we don’t care if it hurts your feelings, we don’t care if you feel it casts us as illiterate, uneducated, or insensitive. WE ARE WHO WE ARE _ WE DO WHAT WE DO, and we don’t give a flying fuck what you think, other than to enjoy your repeated whining as a sort of sport.

And listen to this.... THIS IS NOT real life, it IS NOT the only way we define ourselves, so don’t get all high and mighty, and start accusing people of being childish...WE KNOW, and WE LIKE IT. That doesn't mean we are one-dimensional.... truly, don’t be such a completely narrow-mined moron, you can’t possibly be that fucking stupid.

these are the ones who denigrate the respectability of this forum.

What?? No, they are not. This forum is respected WORLDWIDE for what it is, exactly as it is, not the way you wish it to be. Dear God, this forums’ strength comes from the unbelievable technical knowledge available here, that is available nowhere else on the planet in one place. Coincidentally, exactly NONE of it relates to Nissan Xterras! Hmmmm….

It's one thing to post those videos and make fun of them, but provide helpful criticism. It's another to post them for the sake of making fun of someone else.


I guess we will have to learn to live with the fact that you are so mind-blowingly self centered and ignorant that you will never grasp the fact that nobody here gives a fawk about being helpful to you. Making fun of you, on the other hand, is fine sport, and amuses me endlessly!

Learn to respect your fellow Man.


Pffzzzt. That’s the sound of the irony circuit breaker popping! For Pete’s sake learn to have a tiny modicum of self respect and either grow up and take it like a man or fuck completely off!

Where was the Xterra in that picture? All I saw was the hot blonde! ;)

Originally posted by BillaVista

See.... that made me feel good, I am smiling now


I'm smiling too... :)

I finally took a hard look at a Xterra last night in a parking lot. I don't know if those things are even meant to wheel speed bumps in a parking lot, let alone those wicked gravel roads in the videos.

:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

*snicker*

i just watched those xterra videos.... i'm still laughin... "hardcore snow run" hehehehe

beauty is in the eye of the beholder.... someone explain to me why an X looks good? they're plasticky and the ass end is bigger than rosie o'donnel with hemorrhoids!

Originally posted by superjens
I didn't have somebody video tape it, the club I was with taped everybody coming up that obstacle.


I have tried so hard to ignore this tread, but I finally viewed this dickhead going up the gravel road!!

FUNNY!!!!

What a maroon!

Rosie with Roids

That's funny, but not something I wanted to think about.:barf: :barf:

http://home.earthlink.net/~ekronsprint/Funnies/Xterras_rock.jpg

Originally posted by erich_in_AZ

Originally posted by bigdude
http://home.earthlink.net/~ekronsprint/Funnies/Xterras_rock.jpg

Originally posted by erich_in_AZ

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

The thread that keeps on giving.

hey that is the assclown guy!!!! i love that guy!!!

Originally posted by Big Rich
Rosie with Roids

That's funny, but not something I wanted to think about.:barf: :barf:

Hey rich like 6 or 7 pages ago you said you drove you D-50 dodge/mitusi truck down worse roads
Damn i can't belive that Plie made the drive from Ceder City to here! :D:D:D

Ok superjenny. I am sick and fucking tired of your references to "blue collar" jobs. I am a smart person. I am also in school, learning how to do a blue collar job. I am training to do machining, industrial maint. and CNC programming. Guess what buddy, my blue collar job will pay me at least as much as you make, and I won't have to set in an office all day. And for your reference, noone on this site gives a flying shit about your height and stature. I will give you my address if you think you are that bad ass and we will see who is the better man.

Dis is sofa king we todd did.

I like Xterras… I think they are kinda neat looking. If they had a little more power, I might buy one for a daily driver – but for the money I can get a car that goes faster and handles better (errr I should I say “I HAVE a car that…”) right, well anyway…

That comment about the 25000 dollar rig sounds pretty dumb to me. Just for an instance… lets say I want to get a comfortable daily driver that has some pickup and can seat four people comfortably and I want to do a little wheeling with a rig that has potential to be something really cool. Well, for 25000 I could buy a Nissan Altima (3.5SE 5 Spd) for about 22K. That leaves me 3K left over… so now I go buy an ’85 Toy pickup or 4Runner as a play toy and start modding from there. Not only do I have a pretty decent off-road vehicle, but I have a car that will get up and move too. (If you don’t like those cars, substitute them for a Heep and Jetta… whatever).

Or, I could get a Supra in good condition and an 89 Toyota pickup… then I have money left over for a SAS for the truck and a bigger turbo for the car… the possibilities are endless. Even the points mentioned earlier about the E-Locker 4Runner and the Grand Cherokee… although I wouldn’t go that route either because while they are a bit better, it is still paying full price for a 4x4.

Thinking about it as objectively as possible never leads me to the Xterra… unless my wife is nagging me that she wants one. But she drives our Toy to work so that probably isn’t going to happen. Actually, the situation I described above is almost exactly what I went through several years ago… and except for the car (I got a Maxima instead) it is what I came up with. So now I am wheeling, learning, trying to contribute knowledge when I can, and modding as I go all for less than you paid for your Xterra, although with the mods I am approaching that (including the Maxima of course).

What really annoys me though… is that the people on this board laughed and then poked fun a little and the Xterra owners came here and started talking shit. Mainly to the effect of our intelligence and how childish we were.

IF WE ARE THAT FAWKING CHILDISH AND IRRELEVANT… WHY THE FAWK ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?!?!?

I mean seriously… why would you go to someone else’s house and tell them what a shithole it was and then keep coming back to argue about it?

This is what really happened here in analogy form… We said “The new neighbors house is gay!” but you heard through the neighborhood rumor mill that we said it. Now you came over to our house and said “Your gay and so is your house, because you called my house gay.” And then we started talking shit again and then you kept coming back over!! Even though you don’t like us or give a shit about our opinions?!?!

On a slightly irrelevant note… I can’t believe I actually read all that, and then made it worse by adding my very own useless drivel… and before anyone else says it, I was serious… I know it is useless drivel, I just don’t give a shit.

Originally posted by Entropy
Dis is sofa king we todd did.

I like Xterras… I think they are kinda neat looking. If they had a little more power, I might buy one for a daily driver – but for the money I can get a car that goes faster and handles better (errr I should I say “I HAVE a car that…”) right, well anyway…

That comment about the 25000 dollar rig sounds pretty dumb to me. Just for an instance… lets say I want to get a comfortable daily driver that has some pickup and can seat four people comfortably and I want to do a little wheeling with a rig that has potential to be something really cool. Well, for 25000 I could buy a Nissan Altima (3.5SE 5 Spd) for about 22K. That leaves me 3K left over… so now I go buy an ’85 Toy pickup or 4Runner as a play toy and start modding from there. Not only do I have a pretty decent off-road vehicle, but I have a car that will get up and move too. (If you don’t like those cars, substitute them for a Heep and Jetta… whatever).

Or, I could get a Supra in good condition and an 89 Toyota pickup… then I have money left over for a SAS for the truck and a bigger turbo for the car… the possibilities are endless. Even the points mentioned earlier about the E-Locker 4Runner and the Grand Cherokee… although I wouldn’t go that route either because while they are a bit better, it is still paying full price for a 4x4.

Thinking about it as objectively as possible never leads me to the Xterra… unless my wife is nagging me that she wants one. But she drives our Toy to work so that probably isn’t going to happen. Actually, the situation I described above is almost exactly what I went through several years ago… and except for the car (I got a Maxima instead) it is what I came up with. So now I am wheeling, learning, trying to contribute knowledge when I can, and modding as I go all for less than you paid for your Xterra, although with the mods I am approaching that (including the Maxima of course).

What really annoys me though… is that the people on this board laughed and then poked fun a little and the Xterra owners came here and started talking shit. Mainly to the effect of our intelligence and how childish we were.

IF WE ARE THAT FAWKING CHILDISH AND IRRELEVANT… WHY THE FAWK ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?!?!?

I mean seriously… why would you go to someone else’s house and tell them what a shithole it was and then keep coming back to argue about it?

This is what really happened here in analogy form… We said “The new neighbors house is gay!” but you heard through the neighborhood rumor mill that we said it. Now you came over to our house and said “Your gay and so is your house, because you called my house gay.” And then we started talking shit again and then you kept coming back over!! Even though you don’t like us or give a shit about our opinions?!?!

On a slightly irrelevant note… I can’t believe I actually read all that, and then made it worse by adding my very own useless drivel… and before anyone else says it, I was serious… I know it is useless drivel, I just don’t give a shit.

well put! I read your sig, R U sure about that?

Originally posted by SeaBass44


well put! I read your sig, R U sure about that?

You mean it says something? I thought it was just random 1s and 0s??

;)

Originally posted by Entropy


You mean it says something? I thought it was just random 1s and 0s??

;)
U blew it! people would have thought it was code:D I just made it up;)

This is one of the most moronic threads I've read in a long time! But I'll admit, it's funny as heck.

I think damn near everyone here is pissing into the wind...no matter what people post it still ends up being a "my truck is better than your truck" thing. Give it a f'ing rest already... :rolleyes:

McSoo, when you break up your Neesan, than hack it up and try to put a Toy or Dana SAS in or on or whatever, I think you'll find that the frame in front is like, really narrow. Meebee look into it before you finish paying it off and cut it up. Ask nice Pirate like Retard or 666 antichrist or Seabass for advice. You look nice from the rear, though. Nice NEEsan rear axle bulge, I think, at 9-inches + loose, bigger than Joe Isuzu's Corporate 12-bolt at 8.6 inches loose, before arousal. Meebeee read this thread, work it up big likee rice Chop chop and make big Dana 10 1/4 inch for star movie.:beer: :beer: :beer:

Hey forkers. In a bizarre and twisted way we need each other. If xterras, xtraterrestrails, 3 wheelers, whatever, wheel, even 2-inches snow, we wheel, we need to stick together, like treehuggers, get smart, get lawyers, fight Rubicon closure. I don't care where the money comes from................

All you, put up or shut the fAWK up. Trailer queen spank. You aren't jack. Your trail is being closed and your fawking spanking it here.................:rainbow: :rainbow: Beating on Xterras ?Remember, Pirates of the Rubicon ? Its gonna close dumb ass. If your readin this and your from CA, and you haven't joined the El Dorado National Forest CLOSURE fight !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, you suck !!!! Don't come here. Don't wheel here. Ya'll from OK and Texas are excused, cause your not from :rainbow: Kalifornia.

Originally posted by Lil Uzi
McSoo, when you break up your Neesan, than hack it up and try to put a Toy or Dana SAS in or on or whatever, I think you'll find that the frame in front is like, really narrow. Meebee look into it before you finish paying it off and cut it up. Ask nice Pirate like Retard or 666 antichrist or Seabass for advice. You look nice from the rear, though. Nice NEEsan rear axle bulge, I think, at 9-inches + loose, bigger than Joe Isuzu's Corporate 12-bolt at 8.6 inches loose, before arousal. Meebeee read this thread, work it up big likee rice Chop chop and make big Dana 10 1/4 inch for star movie.:beer: :beer: :beer:


Got that worked out. Spring hanger in front. (or shackle hanger. whatever) and weld it directly to the frame to make it act as a crossmember. The one that replaces the IFS crossmember. Then I'll weld in a new crossmember over the rear driveshaft instead of under it. Rear will be switched to leafs. I don't like how the coils ride.

Paying it off? It is... Doors are off, top comes off this week or next. It has to come off before April 30... The girl I'm moving in with has an "Armoir" she has to move to our new Apt as well as a ton of other huhyouge shyt. I want to go full size axles, but it's still a part time daily driver. (My other ride is a minivan!) I'll have Bertha's help. He owes me one after towing his ass all over Sierra Vista! hahaha
Cheers!
:beer::beer::beer:

Do it !!!! Girlfriend must be worth the cut metal. Now, for the next part..........................

http://www.sharetrails.org/:)

Keep the minivan with the AC................

Originally posted by Lil Uzi
Do it !!!! Girlfriend must be worth the cut metal. Now, for the next part..........................

http://www.sharetrails.org/)

Keep the minivan with the AC................

Got my individual membership to the BRC.. Moving in with two girls come April 30th.. Pajama party that night! Their friends are coming over! :D:D Any girlfriend of mine is gonna like body damage and cut sheetmetal! MUAHAHAHA

Minivan has got some killer AC. I recharged it last year and it's still colder than shyt and funny thing is, the van N E V E R overheats! It's awesome!

I have read about 1/2 of this thread and one thing has become blatantly obvious. I think it was best expressed by Dr. Evil:

"And you know what? Lance has done a wonderful job in this regard. His website's BB system currently has over 11,000 members...When you ask this sort of crowd for their opinion on which all-terrain 31" tire is best, there *WILL* be a conflict. When someone asks a newbie question, they are usually informed to either run a search... or go to one of the forums that caters to the less-hardcore crowd."

Admittedly, I am too :rainbow: to post over here often. I have enough sense to save my IFS-related posts for 4x4wire. I come over here to read and learn about 4x4 tech. Each day I see more and more :rainbow: topics over here--and I understand (and agree with) Lance's goal of protecting the hardcore integrity of this board. I have perhaps one suggestion that might help reduce the :rainbow: crap. Whever a :rainbow: thread is started, reply with a standardized response that says the intent of this board is to discuss hardcore 4x4-tech and anything less should be taken elsewhere. Provide links to off-road.com, 4x4wire, etc and close the thread. I think it would help protect the integrity of the board and I think the people that started the thread will understand.

I don't want to see this board turn JU, if you know what I mean.

Sorry Matt, I just had to put this up over here... Let's continue to beat a dead horse...

http://home.earthlink.net/~ekronsprint/Funnies/Xterra/2002XterraBrochure.jpg

Originally posted by SeaBass44

U blew it! people would have thought it was code:D I just made it up;) Hell I thought about breaking out the ol 16C and checking it out. Course it really could have been code if it was BCD.

Hahahahahahahahah.... You posted that over there? Excellent.

Originally posted by LOPPY
Hahahahahahahahah.... You posted that over there? Excellent.

If you are referring to the graphic, I DID NOT post that over there. I was asked not to. I'm not really trying to stir up shit, but I am having a little fun....

:D :D :D :flipoff2: :D

DIE THREAD DIE!!!!:nuke:

did i ever tell you about the time i took an x-terror for a test drive and couldn't open the damn sunroof because the factory backet sheit tray was in the way. :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

Originally posted by superjens

http://www.superjens.com/junk/mscoo.jpg

Shouldn't this be posted here: Official Thread for Posting a Pic of Your Face (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10145)

Oh wait a minute, we can't see his face!!;)

I just want to choke someone out :vader2: :skull: :skull:

Originally posted by paddlenbike
I have read about 1/2 of this thread and one thing

...


Damn you got a lot further than most of us....

Well I finally had a look at this post that I kept seeing come up and get longer.....what a F***ing wast of my good time...:D, but I did laugh a lot at those X things on tape....I have to say I did pull one out of a little mud up the hill from Chico....I had to use 2wd and reverse to move him out of a slight indentation in the road..:D :D ....at least he had a strap...guess he knows he will get stuck all the time...(why get mine muddy)....course I could have just idled by him in 2wd and said "better call AAA"...but I always help the less fortunate..:D :rasta:

Originally posted by superjens


Some folks here could use a little of BC's finest to help them mellow out :smokin:

Oh shit....

I am sooooo Fawking sorry this whackjob comes from my neck of the woods. I'll call whomever wants me to call them to make up for it.

hey... wait a minute... i'm a newb... :flipoff2: me :D

David

PS
Tin... nice bike

:rasta:

PPS
Cuz I'm feeling nice... superjens go to BC4x4.com excellent site, less hardcore than here.

NO...........:flipoff2: you for waking this thread up:barf:

sacrebleu you are a fawkin retard and should definitely be banned. :flipoff:

-Steve

Just when I thought it was dead, and the Xterds went home, someone has to go and bring it back to the FAWKING top! sacrebleu, damn you for waking up this topic.

What is the record for longest tread ever?

Originally posted by The Retard
What is the record for longest tread ever?

TAP?

Originally posted by ozxterra


It boils down to one thing:

Do you 4X4 to pose and climb big rocks while you swill Bud light and run your fingers through your Mullet as you jam to Skid Row?

OR

Are you interested in getting from point A to point B in comfort while carrying gear over rough terrain while also enjoying what and where you are and the being able to use your rig for more than rock-bashing?

Second choice is obviously an XTerra.

Ummm... nope... if you choose the second option you need an Explorer. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by bigdude
Yeah, so go get your buddy superjenny back here so he can spout some more dumb sh@t and make us all feel better about ourselves because we lack his ignorance:D

:idea: Hmmm... maybe his number is 867-5309 :laughing::laughing:laughing:

Jenny I've got your number... LOL

I just finished reading this entire thread. It has taken me two hours (I'm not a slow reader, I was following the links too. :p) and I can honestly say that I am sad that the video of the guy getting stuck on a gravel road near Stave Lake is missing. I wanted to watch it again and have a good laugh. Oh well, my friend's band is playing at Studebakers tonight so I've got to get going.

Ok Ok I know this is getting old but my Cat had to chime in on the subject because one of his cat friends did earlier. I told him about the whole issue with Xterra's going offroad and he got a weird look on his face and said one thing .. I captured it in the picture below :flipoff2:


http://web2.airmail.net/rob/saywhat.gif

So, here I am contributing to a completely meaningless waste of cyberspace. One thing comes to mind, we four wheeler’s are sure a creative bunch. Too bad we didn’t all spend all this time and energy writing letters to keep trails open, instead of spreading meaningless riff-raff about incapable SUV’s and their owners small dicks. Guys, lets get real here, Surprise Canyon is closed, and we have a chance to re-open it. Stop bullshiting and put your collective effort into building a bulletproof plan to get support to open up a trail where x-terra owners wouldn’t dare to drive. This is the problem with us wheelers; we let stupid serria club Falkers distract us from accomplishing shit. Do everyone a favor write something constructive. Leave the soap opera antics for the wanna-be bulletin boards.:flipoff2:

Originally posted by erich_in_AZ
http://home.earthlink.net/~ekronsprint/Funnies/Xterra/2002XterraBrochure.jpg
Did anyone else notice this? *snicker* *snicker*

Originally posted by Dr. Evil

Did anyone else notice this? *snicker* *snicker*

No, but then again, you have the "eye" for that sort of thing! :flipoff2:








J/K ;) That is fawkin funny!

I guess now isn't the right time to ask for a Liberty board eh?:barf:

Kewl cat pic...I laughed my ass off on that one...woke up the wife.

Kinda glad I'm doped up on demoral...don't think I could have read this thread without it much less looked at more pics of xterds

Got Morphine?

DIE THREAD DIE:flipoff2:

We're goin' for 12! Woo Hoo!
The commercials are kinda cool...

ok, heres what i think about the xterra. it is a good vehicle for light to moderate wheeling and daily driving. with a few mods i think that it could do pretty damn well off road, those being a solid axle swap, and an engine/transmission/transfer case swap. maybe something like a 4.3/700R4/AtlasII? with a solid axle and that setup i dont see how it is any different than a 4runner. in fact, stock i dont see hoe it is any different from a 86-on 4 runner. but everyone loves those? why is the Xterra so gay?

personally, the Xterra is a cool truck, but the VAST majority of the owners are fucking assholes. simple as that.

Everyone knows that Porsche is coming out with a :rainbow: IFS SUV for those who are burdoned with too much $$ to spend on a regular :rainbow: soccer mom SUV. Did any of you see the promotional video they did to stir up interest in it and to 'prove the capabilities' of Porsche's AWD and traction control systems?

They lifted a 911 Carrera 4 4", put on some ATs and went down some trails that were almost identical to those the Xterras shot their video on (amongst others commuting to the Grand Canyon all 'off-road'). I laughed my arse off when I saw those Xterras on those trails (although whoever produced the videos certainly did a nice job) because all I could see was a $60K sports car toodling by (camera crew in a stock Expedition in tow) like it was no thing. Now (I wish I had the $$) I really have to get a Carrera 4 (cabriolet preferably, for 'open air' wheeling) lift it, cage it, and join that Xterra club!

https://www.porschecayenne.com/us/bloodlines/whatispossible/canyonrun/bilder/3522_big.gif

https://www.porschecayenne.com/us/bloodlines/whatispossible/whatisroad/bilder/whatisroad_foto.jpg