Cruising through my usual cyber-hangouts, I spotted this abomination, figured I'd nominate it for the "Ugliest Land Cruiser Award"! Got any prospective nominees? Maybe we can have a poll or something...blech!

Here's another of the same truck....:barf: :barf:

Last one...WHAT WAS HE THINKING??????:rainbow:

Yikes, I don't know what's worse, the chrome/stainless steel, or the Jeep-esque grill!!:rainbow:

I'm guessing that's not a V8 under, talk about restriction of airflow!!

That is U*G*L*Y...... Here is my nomination.. the only pict I saved of this abomination. Remember the WW2 "replica jeep" with the canvas OVER the hard top. UKKKK:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

if that front grille is cool--then im not cool. :barf: :barf:

Originally posted by Tracknod
That is U*G*L*Y...... Here is my nomination.. the only pict I saved of this abomination. Remember the WW2 "replica jeep" with the canvas OVER the hard top. UKKKK:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Hey, didn't you post this one too? Where are you finding these things?

Another abomination nomination:

<img src="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=442726">

Then there is THIS thing...er, what is it, again???

Originally posted by Pin Head


Hey, didn't you post this one too? Where are you finding these things?




What... you don't like my projects. Damn:flipoff2: I have an Ugly cruiser file... for just these occasions. I'm sure Henry has quite a few more than me if he looks real hard. C'mon Henry, more abominations:evil:

Originally posted by 60seriesguy
Then there is THIS thing...er, what is it, again???

Damn Henry, I was going to post that one too. HEHE. But you have to post the front picture to be able to give it the admiration it needs:eek: :D :eek:

But now that I am thinking about it... that paint does sort of remind me of another cruiser on this board. Not as purple, but I know I have seen it somewhere:rasta:

Here's one from my personal files...

A little newer, but JUST as fugly...

On a related note, I just burned "Cruiser Pictures" CD #4 earlier today to alleviate my hard drive. Not counting the inevitable repeats, the Cubillan Cruiser Picture stash (4 CD's of about 1,500-2,000 images each + 5 100 MB ZIP disks, all full) just cleared 10,000 images. Talk about a waste of bandwidth!:flipoff2:

just cleared 10,000 images.

damn henry!!

that is UGLY!!

Does he think it is a ship with all the railings!!!!!

Might be to keep livestock in....

Unfortunately (from the first pic) it looks like someone understood that Jeep thing. I'd like to continue not understanding myself.

Here's a few :D

anotha:D

LAST ONE;)

Henry -

Those first pictures scream the Philippines or maybe Thailand.... Too bad I didn't have a digi when I used to go a lot... I have seen lots worse :barf:

Jim

I'm 99% sure the first pictures are of a Land Cruiser in Japan. Some of the worst possible modifications come from the cradle of Toyota, I've seen more hokey, unsafe springovers in Japanese magazines than anywhere else.

they build the best standard cars, they probly just have no idea how to modify them


but that boat rail cruiser jeep is UGLY and whats with the circular rear wheel wells (i know it was on the 25s) but GEEZE id cut mien square if i had a 25 YEUCH

i still have to stick with the diamond plate one being the ugliest thing i've ever seen, but we really should have some of those pics of the slammed 80 series for this...or would that be the ugliest owners category?

my ugly cruisers don't hold a candle to that diamond plate one:barf:

Originally posted by FJ60
my ugly cruisers don't hold a candle to that diamond plate one:barf:

I'm going to be in SoCal on Monday/Tues and will be stopping by Charlie's place. Do you think he'll let me test drive the Diamond Plate Cruiser??:D :D

http://www.birfield.com/~morgan/images/misc/slammed80-1.jpg
http://www.birfield.com/~morgan/images/misc/slammed80-3.jpg

Morgan

My vote is for the Diamond Plate Cruiser. Hands down the ugliest Cruiser I've ever seen :barf:

Originally posted by FJ60
my ugly cruisers don't hold a candle to that diamond plate one:barf:

And you know the saddest part of all?? That actually took some A LOT of work. :( :barf:

I'm dyin here :eek: As soon as the digi cam arrives I will put in a pair of entries that will blow all the others away. You mark my words:D

Originally posted by Mustard Dog
I'm dyin here :eek: As soon as the digi cam arrives I will put in a pair of entries that will blow all the others away. You mark my words:D

Beat the Diamond Plate abomination??

BWAHHHAHAHAH.

Bring it awn :D

Originally posted by Cruiserhaven


Beat the Diamond Plate abomination??

BWAHHHAHAHAH.

Bring it awn :D

Hands down.....you guys will :barf: first, then just get pissed that somebody did that to a Cruiser;)

Before seeing Mustard Dog's entry, I'd like to up the ante with this pretty little thing I spotted on a website from my native country. Note the cheesy chromed rollbar, functional chrome nerfs, liberal use of chrome throughout, FJ62 mirrors, and 10" wide slotted mag wheels!

About the *only* thing I like about it are the 70 series turnsignals...

i agree with everything except knocking the mags...i love the old anson mags! tough too. i'd have a set on my 60 right now, except one of the listers here kept screwing me around on the deal.

Mustarddog, do you have pics of the red one with the wrought iron roof rack that cruises your 'hood?:emb4:

Originally posted by r77toy
Mustarddog, do you have pics of the red one with the wrought iron roof rack that cruises your 'hood?:emb4:

Dude, thats it!!! But did you know the same guy has TWO of them:eek: Wrought iron, antlers, chrome, it goes awn and awn......

r77toy will tell you guys, these things are an abodimation.....just waiting for that damn camera to get here :D

Dawg, don't get too close, till you get all your shots. That thing is scary. Don't take any of your Toys near them.

Originally posted by 60seriesguy
Here's one from my personal files...

i dont think that one is too bad except the EXCESSIVE USE OF CHROME :eek: I mean, the guy chromed the axles :flipoff2:

but otherwise the hood scoop looks pretty mean :skull:

Originally posted by Pin Head


Hey, didn't you post this one too? Where are you finding these things?

Another abomination nomination:

<img src="http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=442726">

Actually, I took that picture, sent it to Henry for his collection. That poor truck lives in Windham NH, about 5 miles from my house. The interior is even worse. I really feel like tossing a Molotov cocktail on the thing, putting it out of it's misery.

alright everybody.. here we go, i promised you the winning pics and here they are....
these two cruisers (and YES unfortunatley there are TWO) belong to an old Peruvian guy that lives a couple blocks away from me.
so heres the first pic... more to follow

:D

ya gotta LQQK real close to catch all the details!! :eek:
we got chrome, antlers, rought iron, and one of the greatest trajedies... is that both these rigs are equipped with PTO winches.

hes even got a matching trailer made out of an old step side bed with a cab over it and a kick ass rought iron roof rack! ;)

and heres the last one,
i know what else to say except sorry for the low quality pics and having to expose these blemishes on the face of the cruiser society!

EDIT... you can catch part of my '82 in the back. ;)

Dawg, I just pissed my pants laughing! Where's the deer antlers, we need a close up of those.

I gotta say that the diamond plate cruiser is still the ugliest. It's permanently ugly whereas all of the stuff on those two red ones can be taken off in a few hours. Just gimme some steel wool and some spray and voila..no more chrome! Anyways, that guy lives on his own planet where he thinks a cruiser like that is socially acceptable. MustardDog, you gotta talk to him and ask him if he's on any medication. Anyways, all these cruisers make me wanna :barf: and it really helps me to appreciate mine more.

Aaaaugh, Those pics are disturbing.....I think my breakfast is coming up:eek:

HA HA! Thanks for the laugh Mustarddog:beer: . And to think that the owner looks at his cruisers and says, "Cooool".