: Mall Crawler!


Tx Outlaw
04-09-2002, 06:35 PM
:barf: :barf:

http://322auto.com/images/Jeep/P4010006.jpg

It's for sale too!! Look here (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1818764422)

RR3
04-09-2002, 06:43 PM
Someone has way too much time and money on their hands. :laughing:

RR3

njc
04-09-2002, 06:44 PM
sign me up! i'll take 2...got to many fawkin doors, plus its just fawkin ugly :rainbow:

dxwwn
04-09-2002, 06:46 PM
:barf: :barf: :barf: :barf: :barf:

Jeepmangled87
04-09-2002, 06:57 PM
oh my how the hell would you take off the top??:rainbow:

oldjeep
04-09-2002, 07:14 PM
Excellent, my wife wants it. (Wouldn't you rather drive that than a minivan?):D

Mo
04-09-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Jeepmangled87
oh my how the hell would you take off the top??:rainbow:

the ad does say it's removable... probably need a half dozen buddies to help.

Throw a lift on there, some 35s and go start a tour business. Writeoff all your wheeling expenses.

FULLSIZE
04-09-2002, 10:48 PM
hmmm.......................i'm thinkin topless,half doors, jacuzzi in the back, topless broads. oh wait, two live crew did that back in '89.:laughing:

tigger4x
04-09-2002, 11:59 PM
Whadyamean Mall Crawler:confused:

LIMO + BUSINESS = $ MONEY $ !!!

This may sound :rainbow: to you and more power to ya, but a buddy of mine had a very small limo co. and lets just say he won't be jealous of whats in your wallet!! I drove for him once and a while and had a blast! One of them was a suicide door VW bug. NO SHI@T!! I'll try and dig up the old business card that has the basic outline on it to kill any doubt. I may even have a few pics around here, somewhere. There were three other VW style limos too. One was a notchback, one was a squareback ragtop, and one was a safari-bus. They were quite often hard to drive... because even while driving people were coming from all sides taking pictures. Two of the limos were even seen on TV while cruising near one of the award shows in the backround behind a news reporter.

I have seen all kinds of novelty limos living in S. CA before moving out here. Some of the ones I remember were : Ferrari, Lamborghini, Hummer, BMW, Expedition, FSJ Wagoneer, Vintage 60's Mustang, Classic Lincoln Continental Double suicide, and a Chilean Presidential V-16(less armour & bullet proof glass).

bigdude
04-10-2002, 06:13 AM
With a V6 and stock axles/brakes I wouldn't touch that thing.

Although the limo business can be lucrative, you load that baby up with 8-10 people and I think you're asking for trouble.

rockedtj
04-10-2002, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by bigdude
With a V6 and stock axles/brakes I wouldn't touch that thing.

4.0l = straight six:flipoff2:

diiulio
04-10-2002, 06:31 AM
With a V6 and stock axles/brakes I wouldn't touch that thing.

That is probably why the front end has damage, they hit somebody and not the other way around.

Grendel
04-10-2002, 09:03 AM
Looks :rainbow: :flipoff2: to who ever built it.

Think it's a stock axle set?

bigdude
04-10-2002, 09:09 AM
4.0l = straight six

OK:rolleyes:

tigger4x
04-10-2002, 07:54 PM
Straight 6 or V6 is doesn't matter ... they both would suck with that much weight ... stock axles may not be a bright idea either ... 60s or 60/14 might be a wiser choice.

I think it looks okay to me though ... :flipoff2:

TexasBlake
04-10-2002, 11:45 PM
THat would be like wheeling in a school bus.

A 4 liter V8 eater
04-15-2002, 06:12 PM
I wonder if he gets driveline vibes?

Bert
04-15-2002, 07:25 PM
Yea and its from WEST CHESTER Pennsylvania Just outside of Philly, :D That figures.... The people of West Chester have too much money... Kinda like Hollywood of PA :D

H8monday
04-15-2002, 07:47 PM
Geeze the roll cage would have to weigh over 1000lbs.
Jesse would have a field day building the rear drive shaft for that thing.
Maybe if it had a big block, fuel injected engine so that it could have all of the immenities of a real limo,...but in that particular package,..its just a novel hunk of junk. It couldnt support itself as a working limo, it obviousely cant wheel, and it looks stupid. Other than that its really "Neato" :rolleyes:
Yup, Its fawkin Gay:rainbow: