: Stranded at the talent bar-help


pendy
08-18-2006, 10:35 AM
I am reaching out to my fellow pirates. Its my birthday -big 40- and I am being held hostage at a local talent bar after a vehicle failure. The Land Rover I am driving had its muffler bearing lockup.
Naturally I rounded up the what tools I could in an effort to get going. But the crow bar and claw hammer lack the finess to free the siezed bearing. I went in the jiggly establishment to get out of the sun. They were not open yet and I was confused to see some girls at work already. Seems they had pulled an all nighter juiced up on marching powder and had decided to just work through their next shift. After relating my tale of woe with the vehicle and the fact that it was my b-day they huddled around me like a football team and rushed me into the shower they keep on stage for some of the 'hotter' exhibitions. So they hosed me down and pulled my underwear off without removing my shorts. Now I am stuck behind the bar making them jello shots until they open. This internet access may be my only chance of escape, can you LR PBB's lend a hand?

If anyone could come by with a muffer bearing and some tools. Or just PM me your CC# to satisfy their insatiable desire for $. Its not for me you understand many of them are going to community college to become rocket scientest and brain surgeons and tution is very high. 20.00 a credit hour or lapdance, I can't remember. My short term memory is poor right now with my recent age jump and the shock of my being held captive.

Any help would be appreciated with this technical problem. I can erase this post after my escape unless we can raise light on a quick cure for my muffler bearing siezure.

JP

Dave_Lucas
08-18-2006, 10:58 AM
:crybaby:

Did the big bad strippers scare Pendy

:laughing:

PTSchram
08-18-2006, 11:45 AM
LOL, ROFL, etc, etc, yadda, yadda, yadda

Happy birthday you old fart!

PT

Serious One
08-18-2006, 12:59 PM
Go there again and then tell us all how terrible it was. :flipoff2:

PTSchram
08-18-2006, 01:00 PM
Which client's truck were you driving? Was it one that you'd done the muffler bearing conversion from the Yugo part to the Rover?

pendy
08-18-2006, 03:02 PM
It was supplied by BTL engineering. You remember them?

The jello shots took their effect. Send money, the wolmrt costumes are dropping like flies. My muffler bearings may break loose yet.
Kroil or PB blaster could help.

:grinpimp:

Jtisdale
08-18-2006, 03:08 PM
I thought you were 50...consider my card early by ten years.

Dougal
08-18-2006, 06:27 PM
Happy Birthday.

This thread is worthless without pics.:grinpimp:

lwg
08-18-2006, 10:20 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.:grinpimp:

Ditto!!!! And not pics of your muffler bearings. Nobody deserves to have to look at them!

Junkyddog11
08-19-2006, 05:12 AM
Happy birthday.

I know where you can get a good deal on some muffler bearing intercoolers....that'll keep'em running free :eek:

revor
08-19-2006, 10:36 PM
Shiat!!!! RUNNNNNNNN!!!! Oh I forgot... You're old, you can't!!!

Sounds like you're in a tough fix!!

Do you have weapons? Explosives? A Crescent wrench? How will you drive them away and install a Muffler bearing intercooler?

Carefull with those showers!!!! Once they wash away the "protective coating" you will be vulnerable to their advances and might end up wearing said Walmart costumes!!! (the visual here is worth a laugh!)

Or just sit back and enjoy!

Happy belated Birthday Jim!!