[mildly amusing title that plays on pop culture catch phrase]

[fullygruntled]

[self-effacing introduction to anecdote]

[first paragraph of anecdote, including excessive backstory]

[main body of anecdote, including multiple exaggerations and/or outright fabrications]

[clever insult of fellow PBB member that is currently agreed punching-bag]

[general plea for validation]

[Johann]

[Naysaying scathing response]

[underhanded questioning of posters manhood]

[Gloat]

[Joe_W]

[useless agreement just so reply can be in thread]

[DEnd]

[laughing smiley to show amusement]

[Mo]

[obligatory disagreement]

[mandatory insult directed towards your sexual preference]

[icon indicating all is a joke]

[usmcdoc14]

[vague statement to distract from self-confusion of thread]

[comment of anal sodomy]

[Intrepidyota]

[attempt to gain acceptance by having screen name seen in more posts in an attempt to become new "pirate regular"]

[attempt at humorous comment mainly to use flip off smiley to feel cool]

[Motornoggin]

I farted.

[threadkiller]

[Validation awarded but contingent on untold facets of original story]

[Chister]

[Pondering The Significance Of The Fuck]

[Bondage]

[obligatory thread hijack]

[Dieselmh]

[big words]





[more big words]

[flipoff2guy]

[p575]

[inquiry as to what happened to the search button.]

[FredZepplen]

,[smartass comment from the peanut gallery that nobody really notices]

[CaryW]

(piling on, mob mentality rules)

[LandCroozer]

[quote random post from above]

[mildly amusing picture that something to do with quote]

[shameless plug for mag]

[dash followed by first initial]

[strobengh]

[self-effacing introduction to anecdote]

[first paragraph of anecdote, including excessive backstory]

[main body of anecdote, including multiple exaggerations and/or outright fabrications]

[clever insult of fellow PBB member that is currently agreed punching-bag]

[general plea for validation]

[reply to the "funny guy's" thread to sound cool]

[consider adding something funny to the thread]

[reconsider submission due to insecurity issues]

[end up copying original theme of the funny post so as to not risk becoming an outcast]

[insult directed at pariah using the terms "fork", "neck", "curb", and "pee"]
.

[basketcasejeep]

[tigerpic]

[CaryW]

(calls a moderator female genitalia)

[0ILBURNER]

[obligatory request for photographs of exposed female mamaries]

[subliminal push for conservative political thought].

[Bondage]

[tigerpic]
[Quick identification of moderator with intense dislike for aforementioned pic]

[e-threats of playing a musical instrument]

[awaiting arrival of said moderator]

[use of too many emoticons]

[UZI 9mm]

[spambot]

[strobengh]

[check back on thread every 10 seconds hoping for the validity that comes when someone quotes your comment and laughs at it]

[UZI 9mm]

[check back on thread every 10 seconds hoping for the validity that comes when someone quotes your comment and laughs at it]


[pity reply post]

[CaryW]

(Nomination to Classics Forum)

[strobengh]

[pity reply post]
[response praising your manhood]

[get carried away with newfound approval and say something stupid]

[Bondage]

(Nomination to Classics Forum)

[due to personal amusement and unfamiliarity with actual classics the nomination is seconded]

[illogical run on sentence ensues allowing the opportunity for a new hijack as to the troll value of the previous post]

[TLCObsession]

[first paragraph of anecdote, including excessive backstory]


[Refusal to read run on paragraph and obligatory rant about spelling and punctuation]

[makya]

(piling on, mob mentality rules)

[ multiplier, added to try & fit in, due to misunderstanding of the whole PBB "thing",& will now get flamed as"noob"]

[strobengh]

[ multiplier, added to try & fit in, due to misunderstanding of the whole PBB "thing",& will now get flamed as"noob"]
[waiting for the first shot to be fired at the noobie before jumping on the bandwagon]

[usmcdoc14]

[waiting for the first shot to be fired at the noobie before jumping on the bandwagon]

[insult directed at noob questioning sexual prefrence and/or clean up proceedure of parental units' post-coitus tecnique]

[Hammy]

[e-threats of playing a musical instrument]


[Noob questions spelling of said musical instrument]

[Noob makes formal introduction]

[Noob questions why search is not functioning]

[makya]

[general, lame, & vague insult fired back inneffectually]

[vow to never post in chit chat again due to butthurt]

[*kicking rocks*]

[Paul Gagnon]

[movie quote or song lyrics that relate to one or more words or phrases in the original post or one of the replies]

[45acp]

[fires shot at said newb, insinuates situations of voilent sexual assault]

[insert mildly amusing analogy relating to original poster's topic]

[long rambling paragraph that is so obscure and off topic 50% of forum will find funny]

[45acp]

[replies again quickly, stating that my personna usually does not post in these type of discussions]

[double flip off smilie used to imply sarcastic sense of holier than thou]

[usmcdoc14]

[repost]

[SilverZuk]

[quote someone on second or third page]
[make personal attacks about their religious/political/moral beliefs]
[make unproven personal attacks on person trying to provoke someone to argue about the religious/politcal/moral issues that were brough up on a tangent]

[Paul Gagnon]

[comment about how fast this thread has grown to X number of pages]

[Paul Gagnon]

[comment about how fast this thread has grown to X number of pages]

[comment that person only sees Y number of pages because their default view is set to a larger number]

[SilverZuk]

[poster defends random personal attack with own assualt that includes attackers reference to ancestory, sexual preference, farm animals, prison, and lack of birth control of the preceding generation]

[Gouky]

[fast forward 2 years in the future]

[bring post back to introduce one's self with no apparent link whatsoever to this actual thread]

[CaryW]

[poster defends random personal attack with own assualt that includes attackers reference to ancestory, sexual preference, farm animals, prison, and lack of birth control of the preceding generation]


(Correcting prevoius poster due to omission of the ingestion of liquid household cleaning product)

[Hammy]

[double post]

[strobengh]

[poster defends random personal attack with own assualt that includes attackers reference to ancestory, sexual preference, farm animals, prison, and lack of birth control or swallowing of the preceding generation]

[quote your reply and insert my own funny comment and say "fixed it"]

[strobengh]

[seeing that this thread is generally accepted, comment on the hilarity of it to boost my PBB image]

[engage in religious and or political debate in which no ones minds are changed . . . ever]

[fullygruntled]

[Naysaying scathing response]

[underhanded questioning of posters manhood]

[Gloat]
[Reiteration of previous problems with fuller description of events in desperate attempt to make quoted poster look like massive a-hole]

[general rant on sociopolitical issues in modern America]

[pathetically trite "final word"]

[Dieselmh]

(Correcting prevoius poster due to omission of the ingestion of liquid household cleaning product)


[Insulting comments directed at improper use of () instead of[].]


[Additional comments about gayness of this thread and jab at Welby's sexuality, just for the hell of it.]

[Paul Gagnon]

[question the reason that such an old thread was brought back after so long]

[StupidityKills]

[unsuccesfully attempt to join the funnay 2 pages in]

[comment on horrible spelling and grammar of previous posters]

[relate spelling and grammar skills to homosexuality]

[Paul Gagnon]

[question the reason that such an old thread was brought back after so long]

[CaryW]

[Insulting comments directed at improper use of () instead of[].]


[Additional comments about gayness of this thread and jab at Welby's sexuality, just for the hell of it.]

[Sends Hate PM's]

[Bondage]

[unsuccesfully attempt to join the funnay 2 pages in]

[comment on horrible spelling and grammar of previous posters]

[relate spelling and grammar skills to homosexuality]
[Invariably stupid post due to inability note the date of the previous poster]

[Completely unaware that the previous poster has not posted in two years]

[Bondage]

[inane comment due not reading date of previous post]

[misterfubar]

[subscription to post with no useful input]

[basketcasejeep]

[ Black Text ]

[fullygruntled]

[Realize outrageous stupidity in original post, but attempt to explain away with numerous fabricated details and assumptions]

[backpeddle]

[fail to realize it's no longer high comedy to reference "Snakes on a Plane"]

[StupidityKills]

[nomination of random newb/troll to become a band member]

[strobengh]

[nomination of random newb/troll to become a band member]
[nomination backfires, and you become the object of scorn]

[Bondage]

[nomination backfires, and you become the object of scorn]
[hurls obsceneties at previous poster for lack of proper grammar (lack of proper tense) in a pitiful attempt to once again deal with their own insecurities by pointing out others shortcomings]

[fullygruntled]

[statement of the obvious]

[StupidityKills]

[statement of the obvious]

[disagreement with obvious statement for no reason other than to cause e-drama]

[Juztyn00]

[waiting on photographs of female anatomy]

[excessive long scroll down]

[still waiting]

[excessive long scroll down]

[ flipoff2guy ]

[fullygruntled]

[disagreement with obvious statement for no reason other than to cause e-drama]
[long diatribe to validate the obvious despite no real need to argue and perpetuate e-drama]

[strobengh]

[hurls obsceneties at previous poster for lack of proper grammar (lack of proper tense) in a pitiful attempt to once again deal with their own insecurities by pointing out others shortcomings]
[takes every opportunity to call you out for the next 5 years because I can't let go of a grudge]

[StupidityKills]

[long diatribe to validate the obvious despite no real need to argue and perpetuate e-drama]

[chest puffing]

[describe amazing e-toughness, brag of height, weight, and fighting ability]

[threaten to stand in your driveway]

[usmcdoc14]

[chest puffing]

[describe amazing e-toughness, brag of height, weight, and fighting ability]

[threaten to stand in your driveway]

[posts your name, address, SS#, mothers maden name, and image linked maps to you house from assorted tourist points of interest]

[StupidityKills]

[posts your name, address, SS#, mothers maden name, and image linked maps to you house from assorted tourist points of interest]

[threatens to sue your ass because you dug up publically available information but I am too stupid to realize that]

[Bondage]

[posts your name, address, SS#, mothers maden name, and image linked maps to you house from assorted tourist points of interest]
[Threatens e-thug with feats of bravery and daring do.]

[secretly reports post to feline moderator]

[CaryW]

[Proclaims "Can't we all get along, and reminds everyone that this is only the internet]

[LRDisco]

[attempts to join the thread]

[makes comment about lack of poll, and bacon not being an option in said poll]

[ponders if this thread does belong in the classics forum]

[random use of an emoticon that has nothing to do with thread]

[realizes that after three years, he's still a noob]

[AustnJPR]

[obligatory request for someone to ingest bleach]

[Intrepidyota]

[bashes comments from previous pages not realizing that conversation has since changed topics]

[jumps in on argument with physical threats regardless of being unaware of either side of the story, mainly an attempt to make it known that the girth of my e-penis is immense]

[paulevans76]

[quote post from 1st page with picture, mspaint circle around female]

[reference female, comment regarding eating utensil and anatomy, and urination into defacation cavity]

[tALL bASTARD]

[Disregarding general topic, newb question about IFS vs solid axle with comment that searched but could not find anything]

[Thump]

[toss up alternative view to original post even though the thread has little or nothing to do with the subject matter anymore]
[validate thought with external link to like-minded website]
[make fun of certain magazine people's sexual partner preferences]
["you're number 1" smiley]

EDIT: [realize that original statement was not completely on track, or that other, more convincing, terms could have been used]
EDIT2: [realize that spelling sucks and attempt to cover it up before anyone calls the grammar/spelling police]

[dubbyx]

[pads thread with "I have a new sig" in an attempt to show recognition of "funnay" despite lack of ability to create it for one's own self]


[finds alternative thread and proves correct, hours later yet leaves sig change in place]

[yotatilla]

[Attempes to bring teh funny with obligitory thread hijack]
[Apologizes for thread highjack, not noticeing lack of funnay]
[Terrible spelling]
[Flamed for an hour]
[Cries self to sleep]

[Schmozilla]

The ass-hole that always fawks the thread up!



:flipoff2:

[Phonedoc]

[Something about Texas, and not doing something there.]

[Quick & Dirty]

[Lurk]

[Wonder to self... Why do I keep reading this shit?]

[That Mick]

[complaint about the lack of bacon]

[vanguard_anon]

[quote a funny poster]

[indicated how much you agree with him based on the "x" scale]

[makya]

[multiplier in agreement again, with total disregard to earlier statement that noob would not post in said forum again]

[AW statement in vain attempt at acceptance from peer group]

[ROCKILLER]

[Funny yet out of date comment on original post making good use of a leafblower]

[cdarthvader]

[Pic of something linked to another website that shows up as a red X]

[Post about something to do with the pic that nobody can see]

[Hyde]

[Newb breaks post cherry asking "Why are you guys so hard on everyone"]

(Also nominate for classics)

[Cabin Boy]

[Pic of something linked to another website that shows up as a red X]

[Post about something to do with the pic that nobody can see]


[post same tired unoriginal response of how nice red x is]

[fullygruntled]

[Curt, disbelieveing inquiry into continued existance of this thread]

[strobengh]

[Something about Texas, and not doing something there.]
[comment using your mention of Texas to remind Texans that if they aren't careful, Alaska will split into 4 states, and Texas will then be the 5th largest state in the Union]
[comment distancing myself from previous comment]

[SilverZuk]

[respond to personal attack that was posted 2 to 3 days prior and several pages late]
[Defends their religious/political/moral beliefs and counter attacks by making reference to the attackers spouse resembling a household pet]

[4in100]

[newbie comment that should have been left in another post on Tuesday with obvious misspellings]
[joke about previous comment to try and fit in with the group]
[random quote overhead from co-workers that has nothing to do with this thread]

[strobengh]

[another comment which no one but myself cares about, not caring that I am beating a deceased horse]

[Bondage]

[commant from one of the perriphrial (sic) losers that this is hte bestest thread evar]

[unrelated to anything comment to the affect that if you saw the gf you would die of extasy].

[4in100]

[additional request for images of the female species in which sexual organs and/or mammary glands are exposed or moderately revealed]

[fledgling666]

[emoticon of rainbow]

[emoticon of smilies holding up signs claiming this thread has no worth due to absense of pics]

[some rationalization as to why i am posting here, even though deep down i know it's for no other reason than to both not do my job for a minute or 2 and to interact in some way with my imaginary friends in this lighted box with a fan in it]

[sarcastic parting comment only i get, but am desperately hoping someone else will get so that we'll have at least that one thing in common and i won't feel completely and utterly alone in cyberspace]

*[continually edit for the next ten minutes so i both don't have to work and so, in the end, i've neither offended nor angered anyone and my addition neither makes sense nor adds anything of any importance to the thread]

[CaryW]

[additional request for images of the female species in which sexual organs and/or mammary glands are exposed or moderately revealed]


[Terse reminder to link and label abovementioned glans]

[fledgling666]

[Terse reminder to link and label abovementioned glans]

[mention of double post, presumably before anyone else can and before it gets deleted.... too late]

[cdarthvader]

[Comment from one of the feminin members of the board that said parts are already posted in another thread and that you should search for it. Said member also states that you are up the proverbial creek without the proper means of propulsion]

[Myanarchy]

[scottfj40 gets band again]


[rally to thread calling moderators pussies and talking about how so and so would do a better job]

[Roksamy]

[user chuckles a couple of times but posts up that he wants the 15 minutes of his life that he just wasted back] {:mad3 emoticon used}

[ST posts up whining about getting his username back]

[call for cliff notes posted]

[UZI 9mm]

[Gena is hawt]


[Diesel replies with obligatory sillyneck name search cross reference.]

[50/50 chance of being in blacktext with blacktext flipoff2]

[strobengh]

[user chuckles a couple of times but posts up that he wants the 15 minutes of his life that he just wasted back] {:mad3 emoticon used}

[ST posts up whining about getting his username back]

[call for cliff notes posted]
[daring poster calls above poster out for not searching, and accuses above poster of not knowing what he is doing, despite above poster having a red star, being on PBB 3 years longer, and having more posts . . .].

[Myanarchy]

[daring poster calls above poster out for not searching, and accuses above poster of not knowing what he is doing, despite above poster having a red star, being on PBB 3 years longer, and having more posts . . .].


[clique jumps on newbie telling him/her about donkey punching a parental figure over some sort of forgoten swallow]

[TrikeKid]

[newbie posts futile comments intending to offend]

[Hyde]

[newbie is then gang-flamed to the point of him crying behind his computer desk]

[Cabin Boy]

[nineteen hundred and eighties ego-maniacal image of a sorrowful harvester]

[Roc Doc]

[BTT in direct defiance of Mo's request]

edit; [removed party foul of using actual smiley flipoff guy, v.s bracketed reference to smiley flipoff guy]

[CaryW]

[Still scratching head as to why not in Classics Forum]




[Quietly swears about board politics]

[Scaly]

[Still scratching head as to why not in Classics Forum]




[Quietly swears about board politics]

[Ironic STFU n00b post]

[Smiley finger man]

[fullygruntled]

[threat to become homoghey post deleter if thread isn't allowed to die in a natural, graceful manner]

[Paul Gagnon]

[threat to become homoghey post deleter if thread isn't allowed to die in a natural, graceful manner]
[Tell him it's not the post deleting that makes him homoghey]

[dr hook]

[threat to become homoghey post deleter if thread isn't allowed to die in a natural, graceful manner]


[comment about how one may already be homoghey thread deleter]




edit: [obligatory flipoff2 guy]

[Cue-Ball]

[threat to become homoghey post deleter if thread isn't allowed to die in a natural, graceful manner]

[Condolences that the thread in question should in fact, be in the calssics forum and not deleted]

[Obligatory remark questioning the Mods lack of attention ro users requests]

[flipoff smiley]

[Triaged]

[Quote from first page= Validation awarded but contingent on untold facets of original story]

[insertofpicturethatwastakenonninepointeightmegapix lecameraandnotresizedmakingitforkingginormaseorsom etypeofmesseduplinktosomethingthatcausesthethreadw idthtobechangedcasuingeveryonetohavetoscrolesideto sideinordertoreadanyofthepostsonthispageofthethrea deventhoughallthepostsonthispagesuckandarenotworth readingafterhittingpreviewpostitisrealizedthatther earenowprotectionsputintotheforumthataddaspacetoke epwordsfromgettingtoolongandhastoactuallymakepicof allblackinordertopostup]
http://www.thesocalbigdawgs.com/vb/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=297&g2_serialNumber=1&g2_GALLERYSID=14ecbff439396e9cdf79a9e91ad6eed6

[Roc Doc]

[cusses triaged for fawking up the page width for everybody.]

[Bondage]

[threat to become homoghey post deleter if thread isn't allowed to die in a natural, graceful manner]

[noob counters with ironic wry comment (threat) as to a mod being a close personal friend and has no problem retrieving deleted threads]

[4544x4]

[ Random Rodney King qoute ]
[bunch of flipoff2 guys]

[Gouky]

[totaly ignores dates on thread and atempts to post an awnser that relates to orignal question like i know it all]

[LandCroozer]

[laughing guy]

[run-on sentance, with lots of punctutation, about how clever this thread was; but with subtle undertones of jealosy for not coming up with the idea first]

[random request for 35% pics]

[conspicuous lack of plug for magazine due to recent events in another thread]

[dash followed by first initial]

[Bondage]

[laughing guy]

[run-on sentance, with lots of punctutation, about how clever this thread was; but with subtle undertones of jealosy for not coming up with the idea first]

[random request for 35% pics]

[conspicuous lack of plug for magazine due to recent events in another thread]

[dash followed by first initial]

[eek emiticon followed by abbreviations relating to surprise at the audacity of a member on no less than CAMO probation.]

[Bids well-liked member farewell]

[usmcdoc14]

[totaly ignores dates on thread and atempts to post an awnser that relates to orignal question like i know it all]

[insult based on IQ]
[statement of your answer being incorrect in addition to improper linear placement ]
[personal answer that is actualy incorrect but mocking]
[mention of favorite multi use eating implement combined with belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong ]

[Pavemen]

.

[usmcdoc14]

[post in attempt to get next page to return browser to normal size]

[WA-HCRC]

[Repost x 11eventybillion]

[Lowtorious]

[token repeat of a previous reply]

[soilantgreen]

[agreement with poster with highest post count to try to gain popularity]

[pithy comment]

[poorly considered emoticon]

[agreement with rude comment about ScottFJ40]

[completely off base attack of magazine editor]

[out of context query about whether OK 4X4 shop is still in business and gushing praise of all things Dothan]

[joking insult towards apeters]

[rambling]

[rant...gnashes teeth and pulls hair]

[flipoff emoticon inappropriately used]

[cliche' claim that it's "just my two cents"]

[witty veiled reference to old movie in sig line below]

[Roxywheels]

Moved to classics because Gil wanted it there :flipoff2: