Last week, a Zuk associate who, at least from me, will remain anoynamous (it that spelled right??), brought the following site to my attention:

http://usa6x6.com/Military/image.phtml?&select=cool4x4&image=suzuki2.jpg

On it, you´ll see a nice picture of Azrckcrawler´s Zuk. Y´all likely recall this really nice beast from those Moab pics of last week. Anyway, this same anoynamous (??) Zuk associate also indicated that a lot of the pics on this site have been apparently doctored in Photoshop....
:confused:

So, the question that follows is obvious... Could it be that the Azrckcrawler Zuk is a fake?!?!? A creation in the mind and computer of this evil genius??

Chris, er Azrck, say it isn´t true!!! PROVE that it isn´t true. Restore my faith in hero worship!!

I haven´t felt this let down since Richard Petty jumped from MoPar to Ford in 1977...:p

:eek:

So this guy thinks all these pics are photoshop fakes?

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50958

IMHO, this guy is a moron...but what do I know.

it would be harder to doctor all those pictures than to just build the damn zuk. i call bullshit and say delete the thread. course then i would lose my pad of one post here, but whatever.

besides, i like the little yellow zuk.

Originally posted by aaronlosey
.... i call bullshit and say delete the thread. course then i would lose my pad of one post here, but whatever.

besides, i like the little yellow zuk.

I second that motion...

Ive wheeled with chris.....Hes not a fake!

Someone is just trying to post to get rid of his newbie status.....
Try doing that in general chit chat....

:rolleyes:

Bill,
You really shouldn't screw with the Newbies like that. They're really just hanging by threads of sanity already as we've bamboozled them with the Search, and no :rainbow: questions rules.

Hey but what do I know... Chris is pretty good with the computer :flipoff2: :D :flipoff2: :D
So it "really could be true"
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:flipoff2: ya right!

Dave
aka Shogunator

I'm sorry Chris! I know I pinky-swore and everything, but I just can't stand the pressure anymore. Chris has been lying to you, and I did all of the photo-chopping. *sob*

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30636

:evil: :evil: :evil:
:shaking: :shaking: :shaking:

:vader2: :vader2: :skull:

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
...Chris has been lying to you, and I did all of the photo-chopping. *sob*

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30636



I guess that means no Tellico for you, Dr. E :p

Originally posted by RudeZuk
Ive wheeled with chris.....Hes not a fake!

Someone is just trying to post to get rid of his newbie status.....
Try doing that in general chit chat....


Aw, Shane, I just wanna fit in...:( It´s harder´n you think bein´a newbie, lookin´ up to all you Zuk gods...:p :p

After all, you got 37" Boggers and I only 35" TSL/SX. Maybe someday I´ll reach your level. Or who knows, in the meantime maybe you´ll aquire a fawkin´sense of humor...

At any rate::beer: :D :D

What a f**king joke. Photoshop, that's funny.

Originally posted by billj



Aw, Shane, I just wanna fit in...:( It´s harder´n you think bein´a newbie, lookin´ up to all you Zuk gods...:p :p

After all, you got 37" Boggers and I only 35" TSL/SX. Maybe someday I´ll reach your level. Or who knows, in the meantime maybe you´ll aquire a fawkin´sense of humor...

At any rate::beer: :D :D

I was joking!

But maybe some day you will be up at our level:flipoff2:

:confused:

Yes, the truth is out. All of us AZ guys are bunch of fakes. Chris doesn't really have the baddest zuk on this board, and I only cruise mall parking lots with my Toy................:rolleyes:

Having "been there" for most of Chris's photos, I can attest to their authentisity. As can OKcrawler, all of the AZ guys, and many others. If you doubt it, you have an open invitation to come wheeling with us any time, anywhere...

Relax. It's fairly obvious which are fake and which are doctored. I can't even believe this is a stupid thread. Good grief, AZ where are you? Someone's callin' you out. And I think we all got your back.

But surely Photoshop couldn't fake a 4wd shot

http://www.suzuki-4wd-club.rockcrawler.com/temp/fake.jpg


:p

http://www.suzuki-4wd-club.rockcrawler.com/temp/gjsrock1.jpg

Hey, not bad grimbo:D

I always wanted to run Moab with my rig and voila!
Took a couple of minutes easy if you know what you're doing.

It's too bad I'm not a moderator :nuke: I can see the guy is yanking my chain, nothing to get worked up about. Some advice though, if you want to get some good post padding in, go post some girly pics in chit-chat :D

And then i went and ran Rocker knocker

http://www.suzuki-4wd-club.rockcrawler.com/temp/fake2.jpg













Actually this one shows how to do a bad chop

IT AIN'T TRUE

There it is said. It is settled.

Someone move this thread to chit chat, the trash heap, flush it down with a big stew and a handful of TP, lock it, KILL IT, anything...make it go away!!!

For extra credit :beer: :beer: , remove 10 posts from the :flipoff2: initiator's :flipoff2: count.

Has anyone seen my blood pressure medicine? :nuke: :nuke:

Pure BS!

a few people are taking a little joke to serious. :beer:

It's true.
I also have been learning to photoshop, but now that Chris is the master i'll have to get some advise from him.
Hey Chris what'ya say. I'll come by at lunchtime. I want to run (photoshop) my runner onto Overdose like you and JackA did.

Now i figured it out.
JackA didn't really even have a girl on the trail with him.
He photoshoped her in too.
I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

He trying to throw us off his trail. I knew he was :rainbow: !!!

Originally posted by EricZ
It's true.
Now i figured it out.
JackA didn't really even have a girl on the trail with him.
He photoshoped her in too.
I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL....
Yea Jack, where did you get that picture of the girl... I need fill my passenger seat too... :D :D :D

Maybe the chit-chat section has some good pics..... :)

Dumb requested I attach this picture - apparently he snuck over late at night and took a shot of Chris's rig BEFORE I started photochopping it.

Sorry Chris,
I had to let the cat out of the bag. Parking lots have always been your forte!

I'm always after the "truth", so yes I did sneak down to AZ all the way from Canadar... :flipoff2:

Ok I've had my fun now let's get back to the non chitchat Suzuki tech based board...

(Oh, actually I made that pic a couple of months ago for something else but no red star means no posty! I know it ain't that good but I'm working in a really technologically limited workplace)

AZ rules! :D

Dave
aka Shogunator

Ive herd and seen it all now!

:confused:

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Dumb requested I attach this picture - apparently he snuck over late at night and took a shot of Chris's rig BEFORE I started photochopping it.


BAHAHAHAAHAH, stop please stop now! I think I just blew something out my side!!!!!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Dumb requested I attach this picture - apparently he snuck over late at night and took a shot of Chris's rig BEFORE I started photochopping it.

Bastards:D Well, now that project mini-me is out in the open I guess you guys will want some specs.......

Originally posted by Azrckcrawler


Bastards:D Well, now that project mini-me is out in the open I guess you guys will want some specs.......

Yeah, the real important stuff like, how many Watts/channel is the amp?

r@m

project mini-me is out in the open

Chris,
I just couldn't hide it from the board. They pressured me into doing it! So what kind of chroming process did you use? I think you need some more chrome! Bling! Bling!

Are those 40's? What kind of crossover are you running?

Ok, I'm done now...:flipoff2:

You guys better watch it 'cause you never know who's next!

Dave
aka Shogunator

project mini-me is out in the open

Chris,
I just couldn't hide it from the board. They pressured me into showing them your new ride!

So what kind of chroming process did you use? Bling! Bling!

Are those 40's? What kind of crossover are you running?

Ok, I'm done now...:flipoff2:

You guys better watch it 'cause you never know who's next!

Dave
aka Shogunator

Originally posted by dumb


Chris,
I just couldn't hide it from the board. They pressured me into showing them your new ride!

So what kind of chroming process did you use? Bling! Bling!

Are those 40's? What kind of crossover are you running?

Ok, I'm done now...:flipoff2:

You guys better watch it 'cause you never know who's next!

Dave
aka Shogunator

I went with 40 series rubber for that low profile look. As a bonus they seem to flex well on the parking lot speed bumps. I plan on getting the rockers chromed next along with the gas/brake/clutch pedal, shifters and e-brake handle. Next up will be a crushed velvet interior, some of them tassle things for around the windshield and then some neon lights for the underside. I am really looking forward to the neon "bump lights", those speed bumps can be hell in the not so well lit parking lots plus it should make my spotters life easier. We had Mini-Me out on saturday. We hit two parking lots, I'd guess a good two miles of pavement. We even winched over a few curbs, it was sweet. Sorry, no pics, my camera is in the shop :(

It's sad, but there is a sammy around the ghetto here that looks like that. Except it rides on those little bitty wheels. (guess we ain't west-side yet around here)
I'm trying to track it down, I plan on stealing it about 11:00 am, when the owner is still in bed.

:D :eek: