Alien activity confirmed!!!!

[Boheefus]

It happened in a small, rural community in the Northern Neck of Virginia. Heefus and wife were having a nice quiet evening, having subdued the children with various potions and elixers.

As we entered the garage to enjoy some night air:smokin: , we felt a presence, much like the turd that cannot be seen, yet continues to streak the TP. The hair on our necks stood up, and we detected the metallic taint of blood in the air...(heheh I said taint)...Be warned, the following images are disturbing, and proof that they walk among us:barf:

We found the body splayed on the ground like so much garbage.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/mousie.jpg
The smell was horrible, like a shitter in a stadium on free chilidog night. The poor fellow had been stripped neck to nuts. My CSI instincts took over, and I began to mark the crime scene accordingly so the MIB would have an easier time of it all. No man should have to face the horror of what I encountered.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/documentingthescene.jpg

He had been degloved and discarded, tossed to the side of the highway of life with no regard for his kith and kin. I proceeded to document the grisly scene with as much gusto as I could manage. The gore was almost unbearable, made my time back in 'Nam look like two boys with a barbie and some catsup.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/mousie3.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/mousie2.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/eeeewwww.jpg

As I was photographing the corpse, I noticed movement. Armed with my tinfoil hat, I moved in for a closer look...EGADS!!!! a POD PERSON!!!!
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/alienescapes.jpg

Now our quiet life has been shattered by the sure knowledge that
Alien invaders are quietly monitoring our every move. It was a real wake up call, never before had I though that we could be the victims of such a horrific attack....but know I know better, and I shall be prepared!!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d36/Boheefus/tinfoil.jpg

[hunter_pritchett]

chupacabra!:eek:

[4in100]

Crikey, look at the chompa's on this beaut!

[Dieselmh]

So, how did it taste?

[Rip DeLips]

Some friends of mine dressed up like Fox and Mulder for Halloween. Maybe they could help you??? :flipoff2:

[Boheefus]

So, how did it taste?
rather like a 3 day old syphlitic blood encrusted booger

[fullygruntled]

Some friends of mine dressed up like Fox and Mulder for Halloween. Maybe they could help you??? :flipoff2:
Fox and Mulder are the same guy :flipoff2:

[fullygruntled]

rather like a 3 day old syphlitic blood encrusted booger
Try adding a little more thyme

[Boheefus]

Try adding a little more thyme
i find that thyme heals all things

[Cue-Ball]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[SeaBass44]

Fox and Mulder are the same guy :flipoff2:

then I guess it was sybil........:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Rip DeLips]

I don't watch much tv, sue me. :flipoff2:

[Fisheadgib]

That critter crawlin to the rat looks like a wolf.(at least thats what they called them when I lived in Texas) It's an intestinal parasite that infects all manner of furry little creatures. Including cats. Just about every rabbit and squirrel we ever shot had them. Ugly prehistoric looking little fawkers.

[Boheefus]

That critter crawlin to the rat looks like a wolf.(at least thats what they called them when I lived in Texas) It's an intestinal parasite that infects all manner of furry little creatures. Including cats. Just about every rabbit and squirrel we ever shot had them. Ugly prehistoric looking little fawkers.
yaa, it came from within, makes you wonder how tha furry bastard lived with something that big in him, them pod people are real fawkers:laughing:

[Boheefus]

for Azzy's amusement

[Azzy2000]

Thanks :D