: Friday Fight


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Dieselmh
03-02-2007, 03:50 PM
It had to be done! :(

Screwzer2
03-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Peace, people:

http://www.summeroflove.org/images/MasseSOL.jpg

Muddin
03-02-2007, 03:53 PM
[Muddin takes out Mustard Dog with ketchup. He melts into a puddle]

criscfer
03-02-2007, 03:54 PM
Slipping into some kicking high heels and a protective coat, I run for the chance to at the Diesel.

Screwzer2
03-02-2007, 03:54 PM
http://members.tripod.com/airborne65_68/urinal1.jpg

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 03:55 PM
...cuz just I found whats left of Blue-Ball's Navy...and Air Force!

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 03:55 PM
Faggots for Peace!


Damn dude, how many organizations do you belong to?

Screwzer2
03-02-2007, 03:56 PM
Damn dude, how many organizations do you belong to?

NONE! (well, except the Clampers) I'm the most dis-organized person I know. :laughing:

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 03:57 PM
NONE! (well, except the Clampers) I'm the most dis-organized person I know. :laughing:


It still kills me that you're a Jackass!:laughing:

mantis
03-02-2007, 03:57 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/frismanis/misc/thefoot2.gif

criscfer
03-02-2007, 03:58 PM
Out off the ashes rises the Rhino mage who sacrificed his animal spirit, sprinkles magic dust on Sceep and then his troups. Live to die another day.

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 04:00 PM
Im sending her after Screwzer, then she is coming for Cue Ball...

LiLBucket
03-02-2007, 04:00 PM
[ The DAN pops in a random and off the wall fashion that only a naive and inexperienced noob would know to..... He see an opportunity.....not much different than one much like this.....

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u79/LiLBucket_photos/opportunity-lg.jpg

.....while the enemies attention is diverted, DAN inflicts are fiery carnage to the training camp of SFS's foes.......

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u79/LiLBucket_photos/FIRE.jpg

....that'll teach em' something they probably already know!! noob hides again]

DEnd
03-02-2007, 04:02 PM
HAHA! Muddin has used the women's rogain which I sent her. Unknown to her it was infected with rabid mutant head lice larvea. BUWAHAHAHA!!!!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/5859/untitledas2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Muddin
03-02-2007, 04:02 PM
It had to be done! :(

.

usmcdoc14
03-02-2007, 04:06 PM
Sceep have no fear :D in between working on my suntan in Key West I am also working with Navy SEAL/SWCC divers who will work for beer. :laughing:

I bring da backup :evil:

EMIEVEL
03-02-2007, 04:08 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/frismanis/misc/thefoot2.gif

sweet! Thanks Mantis.

I wonder if I could pull more chicks if I got my stump circumsized; and if I wasn't married. :confused:

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Sceep have no fear :D in between working on my suntan in Key West I am also working with Navy SEAL/SWCC divers who will work for beer. :laughing:

I bring da backup :evil:

Unfortunatly your selas dies during their landing and we were forced to eat their entrails for dinner:laughing:

WertyzMom
03-02-2007, 04:14 PM
Peace, people:



:smokin:

usmcdoc14
03-02-2007, 04:17 PM
Unfortunatly your selas dies during their landing and we were forced to eat their entrails for dinner:laughing:

Feh :flipoff2: I gotta couple army golden knights here as well :flipoff2:

trampas
03-02-2007, 04:21 PM
Sceep have no fear :D in between working on my suntan in Key West I am also working with Navy SEAL/SWCC divers who will work for beer. :laughing:

I bring da backup :evil:

Yur doodz are sportin' thrift store parachutes :laughing:

usmcdoc14
03-02-2007, 04:25 PM
Yur doodz are sportin' thrift store parachutes :laughing:

Just to whoop your ass they broke out the good shit :flipoff2:

hammerman94
03-02-2007, 04:32 PM
FG should pick like ten items for each team......which ever team can find the items first and post a pics of all team items can say win a single battle out of the war???.....I may be a dork but I think that woud be fun.......

Granite Babe
03-02-2007, 04:32 PM
I'd say that the SFS women backed their team pretty well today.
Guess that's why there are more on this team. :D
Almost time to go home and practice some tactical maneuvers......hee hee hee

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/TBJMPR2/sp0874.gif?t=1172857890

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 04:36 PM
Hey Doc, I called my connections with the IDF and they are allocating us some of their forces...

WertyzMom
03-02-2007, 04:37 PM
psssst dood, jeepbeyotch was deliquesced in the first salvo



Runs to Morgue and saves SURVEYBABY!



:whew:

Spawn_X
03-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Hey Doc, I called my connections with the IDF and they are allocating us some of their forces...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawtness. :smokin:

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Feh :flipoff2: I gotta couple army golden knights here as well :flipoff2:

We got somethin for your knigts of bling!

DEnd
03-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Hey Doc, I called my connections with the IDF and they are allocating us some of their forces...

the Italian Dyke Force?

in which case I shall distract them with a nice persian rug to much on.

http://www.dragonsale.com/pictures/grandAuction-rug-2.jpg

Bondage
03-02-2007, 04:42 PM
291055

:D

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 04:48 PM
Here is our hospital corps...

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 04:50 PM
291055

:D

Ah ha, but he is also our bartender:flipoff2:

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 04:51 PM
Here is our hospital corps...

Listening for heatbeat through the nipple??

I wouldn't trust 'em to take my pants off correctly.

DEnd
03-02-2007, 04:51 PM
Too bad y'all will die from itchy butts as I'm the only Nurse's Assistant here and y'all are all too wounded to wipe you own asses and the Nurse sure ain't gonna do it. :laughing:

Bondage
03-02-2007, 04:55 PM
291060

Keep it up, I am a mix master, and official SFS Tarbender (with double x immunity)

HighToy
03-02-2007, 04:57 PM
I have traveled afar to geekdom and returned with more forces!

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ssotd/images/screenoftheday/ss0899.jpg

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 04:58 PM
Mix me a Makers, on the rocks, please...all this propaganda is making me thirsty!

HighToy
03-02-2007, 05:00 PM
Give me your worst!

cuz I have to leave in 30 min.

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ssotd/images/screenoftheday/ss0889.jpg

HighToy
03-02-2007, 05:02 PM
More reenforcements... ready and willing.

http://www.blizzard.com/wow/ssotd/images/screenoftheday/ss0877.jpg

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 05:02 PM
I'm out...damn war IS hell.

Bondage
03-02-2007, 05:03 PM
http://www.smallislandtrader.com/crystal/dartington/bar_excellence/images/007.jpg
Done

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 05:08 PM
Thank ya sir!

Bondage
03-02-2007, 05:09 PM
Well it looks like my work is done
:seeingnothingbutscatteredcorpsesandsmokingruins:

CruiserKitten
03-02-2007, 05:10 PM
I agree... efforts on both sides are dwindling. I say the ref should call the fight and declare a winnah!!

MaverickToy81
03-02-2007, 05:12 PM
I am headed out to drink and pick up a new axle for my Blazer...Ill try to check back later...God this was fun...FG You fawkin rock...btw...who is winning? See you folks later!

DEnd
03-02-2007, 05:19 PM
Y'all is wusses. I ain't slept since midnight last night and I'm still here.

animator
03-02-2007, 05:21 PM
And just like that BAM, Animator's vision is taken from him violently! :D



if you need me.... I'll be in this place.... :(

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3440/casualtyfi1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 06:22 PM
Come on you SALLYS!!

I am pretty sure that I am still standing, and unless disgrunt calls it, I still got some fight left in me.

Oh yeah, and Bondage...I served WAY more beverages than you in this battle. You just cannot compete with a clamper in drinkin' :flipoff2:

It's an oldie but a goodie:

http://sceeps-team.justgotowned.com/

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 06:25 PM
Come on you SALLYS!!

I am pretty sure that I am still standing, and unless disgrunt calls it, I still got some fight left in me.

Oh yeah, and Bondage...I served WAY more beverages than you in this battle. You just cannot compete with a clamper in drinkin' :flipoff2:

It's an oldie but a goodie:

http://sceeps-team.justgotowned.com/


How bout it Jackass? I'm still waitin for my Turi rocks! (Not really...I'm home now and into the Kettle One).

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 06:28 PM
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/TuriVodkaLTR.jpg

:D

Sorry, I was driving home brother....

Roc Doc
03-02-2007, 06:29 PM
http://www.badgerwest.com/images/TuriVodkaLTR.jpg

:D

Sorry, I was driving home brother....

That's what I'm talking about, just leave the bottle.

4in100
03-02-2007, 06:36 PM
CBBB Triumphs again...

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 06:40 PM
That's what I'm talking about, just leave the bottle.

No drinking and driving

However, Drinking and dying is the norm for the SFS:laughing:
http://www.oshihan.org/images/JSadih_Kerman_KF.jpg

Juztyn00
03-02-2007, 06:41 PM
finishes reading the thread after 2 hours and sends his mascot minions after the other team... silent high fives and butt pats all around

http://superserene.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/domokun1.thumbnail.jpg
http://superserene.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/domokun1.thumbnail.jpg
http://superserene.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/domokun1.thumbnail.jpg
http://superserene.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/domokun1.thumbnail.jpg
http://superserene.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/domokun1.thumbnail.jpg

Bubba Ray Boudreaux
03-02-2007, 06:57 PM
WTF????????????

I got waxed by a teammate.

That's some fawked up.............:shaking:


































































:flipoff2:

Nordic1
03-02-2007, 07:09 PM
Preparing to do battle:

http://www.fototime.com/%7B54C2383F-61FB-43AB-A796-B47E819DDBB7%7D/picture.JPG

careful

http://www.fototime.com/%7B9F23FCD6-601E-49DB-840A-C5A492348F34%7D/picture.JPG

careful

http://www.fototime.com/%7B2DD8B81D-B2B6-4E79-B96D-5C26833ED5DE%7D/picture.JPG

careful

http://www.fototime.com/%7B17D90B0F-F0D0-4B2B-A1D1-4D75B8069B02%7D/picture.JPG

free calender :laughing:

http://www.fototime.com/%7B2D33E7A8-D28A-496F-8854-3EB3432301F2%7D/picture.JPG

BLING

http://www.fototime.com/%7BD26D61E2-A91A-4975-BB30-2FDD6500042A%7D/picture.JPG

http://www.fototime.com/%7BD98870A5-39FB-494B-9D31-474B39538567%7D/picture.JPG

http://www.fototime.com/%7B005B9657-850A-418A-B372-C6A106692B45%7D/picture.JPG

Ready to do battle:

http://www.fototime.com/%7B42DF1BAD-15C3-4591-85B4-0161C6C681CC%7D/picture.JPG

DEnd
03-02-2007, 07:37 PM
You seem to be a bit late there buddy!

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 07:42 PM
Hell no, we're still fightin'

It's those other Sallys that gave up. I got a glass of Jack and a 10 page paper to write before 10 tonight and I am still waitin' to kick some ass.

BTW DEnd, cool sig line. I agree.

Wilson
03-02-2007, 07:44 PM
[Ready to do battle:




WTF is that thing?

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 07:46 PM
Looks like an airsoft gun.

Gives me an idea for the next D**** :D

DEnd
03-02-2007, 07:46 PM
A M85 can't you read the box? :flipoff2:

Wilson
03-02-2007, 07:56 PM
A M85 can't you read the box? :flipoff2:


No, I just hammer away at the keys and see what spews out :flipoff2:

Nordic1
03-02-2007, 07:57 PM
A M85 can't you read the box? :flipoff2:

Close... H&K G36

I don't know why it says M85 :confused:

I was enjoying doing action shots after I wrote this thread:

http://www.bentandtwisted.com/catalog/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=244

Nordic1
03-02-2007, 07:59 PM
No, I just hammer away at the keys and see what spews out :flipoff2:

What time is your meeting fawker? All of my Chico pals are not drinking tonight so I may come up to the tavern

DEnd
03-02-2007, 08:13 PM
Close... H&K G36

I don't know why it says M85 :confused:

I was enjoying doing action shots after I wrote this thread:

http://www.bentandtwisted.com/catalog/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=244


maybe they only made on box... those things can get pretty expensive to print LOL!

and

:laughing: That's fucking great! Hi Ben! you homofaggle!

Nordic1
03-02-2007, 08:34 PM
:laughing: That's fucking great! Hi Ben! you homofaggle!


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

DEnd
03-02-2007, 08:38 PM
Poor Blind Ben...

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9161/pictureto5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DEnd
03-02-2007, 08:48 PM
too bad he didn't realize his erratic welding ignited the sitck of dynamite that was mistakenly put into his cane by the Lion's Club and Demolition services.

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7753/picture2ar2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Whatever will poor blind Ben do?

usmcdoc14
03-02-2007, 09:03 PM
WTF is that thing?

The gayest looking toy gun I have ever seen :laughing:

Oh wait, NOW he is ready for battle :laughing:

ChiefSlapaHo
03-02-2007, 09:05 PM
Just got back, who's still in this?

KiGrind
03-02-2007, 09:07 PM
Thought I'd join the battle, and end it.


http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzya/j/jeepflat.jpg

Nordic1
03-02-2007, 09:07 PM
In

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 09:08 PM
I am still here....

KiGrind
03-02-2007, 09:09 PM
Found a pic of your wife.

http://myll.de/pruell/nochmal-owned.jpg

DEnd
03-02-2007, 09:10 PM
Poor poor blind Ben didn't even know what hit him...

Heck he's still in shock!
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5303/untitledrb3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 09:11 PM
Since there are just a coupla of us left. Why don't we have a couple and just see who shows up on the night shift?

http://www.companyladies.com/Humor_image/beer_girl.jpg

KiGrind
03-02-2007, 09:12 PM
Funny how you can use draft in mroe than one way on that chick.

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 09:14 PM
Just got back, who's still in this?

I never left. But this fight has dwindled, I wonder who won.

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 09:16 PM
We won fawker!

I do not care what anyone says.

#1 we had more posts

#2 we had a bartender serving drinks :D

#3 We had by far the best post: the one with what's his face's leg that got cut off plus the dry rub and marinade.

DEnd
03-02-2007, 09:21 PM
I think FG won.

ChiefSlapaHo
03-02-2007, 09:25 PM
I think FG won.


Agreed! There were some quality chopping going on... I think my animator program puked :laughing:

Cue-Ball
03-02-2007, 09:32 PM
I think FG won.

I do believe you are correct.:laughing:

Kurtuleas
03-02-2007, 11:00 PM
I declare myself LAST MAN STANDING.

actually I am sitting. I am so hammered that if I stand-up, I may fall down.

Oh yeah, and the friday nite crew SUCKS. No one battled. SALLYS.

If I could stand, I'd go out and mount Interco Thornbirds on all yers rigs so you would look like fawkin Mall-cralwers..

Did that make sense? I am drink. Drunk.

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 12:37 AM
LOL. I am definatley the last one standing.

and I can still type.....that's gotta be worth some points.

Yall a bunch of SALLYS. AND I been up since 4

Nordic1
03-03-2007, 12:37 AM
Don't do it man

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 01:01 AM
LOL.....

Damn dude you gotta become a fawkin clamper SOON....

first weekend of arpi April for the 13th!

I still standin. sittin.

and my wife aint fat...fawker. LOL!

Nordic1
03-03-2007, 01:10 AM
She doesn't look fat now.... Report to me in the morning :flipoff2:

I'm working on the clamper thing now

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 01:12 AM
LOL! Fawker!

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 01:15 AM
Im tellin ya. The first weekend of April down here at Rowell Ranch in Castro Valley. That chapter's spring doins up there ain't until JUNE OR JULY. and that aint even spring. :flipoff2:

do u know how hard that was to fawkin type?

EMIEVEL
03-03-2007, 02:18 AM
I'm still standin.


Isn't that a song?

We win

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 02:21 AM
The fawk you do!

I am still here bastard.

EMIEVEL
03-03-2007, 02:35 AM
Looks like it's just you and me. Maybe we should have a shin kicking contest to see who wins. :flipoff2:

Kurtuleas
03-03-2007, 02:37 AM
LOL, dude you only have 1 shin!

WE WIN!

EMIEVEL
03-03-2007, 02:47 AM
Well, how about kicking me in my one shin...it still will hurt you more than me!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c138/EMIEVEL/WARNING-injuries-WARNING/scrapvalue.jpg
Not mine, but my buddies leg and they are very similar. I was breaking both legs before it was cool.

Dieselmh
03-05-2007, 09:27 AM
OK FG, what was the final verdict? It looks like it turned from a chop/paint war to a "just post pics" war towards the end, but I think all in all it was pretty damned successful. :laughing:

edti: P.S. This needs to go into the classics. :D

hcgalvin
03-05-2007, 09:55 AM
I was so ready to put my heart and soul into this one, but I fizzled because I actually had work to do on Friday.

:shaking:

I still think sceep's team kicked the most ass. I mean, we did bring the severed foot. And Del taco DID fumble on the 35%.

:p

Dieselmh
03-05-2007, 10:58 AM
I still think sceep's team kicked the most ass. I mean, we did bring the severed foot. And Del taco DID fumble on the 35%.

:p


No way. :shaking: The severed foot is old and played out. This was about originality, not reusing old crap. Although Muddin was on fire! :laughing:

Kurtuleas
03-05-2007, 11:43 AM
Once again....you Sallys petered out while WE, Cue-ball's team, kept wanting to fight.

Plus we drank more.

It's fawkin embarrassing reading my threads now.......

Cue-Ball
03-05-2007, 11:44 AM
Once again....you Sallys petered out while WE, Cue-ball's team, kept wanting to fight.

Plus we drank more.

It's fawkin embarrassing reading my threads now.......

Drunk posting is like that:laughing:

preach
03-05-2007, 11:46 AM
P.W.I.

Should be a crime. :laughing:

Cue-Ball
03-05-2007, 11:49 AM
P.W.I.

Should be a crime. :laughing:

ONly when the poster is retarded. Some drunk posting if funny as hell.:laughing:

Edit: Som of a bitch, up to 13 pages:eek:

Haole
03-05-2007, 01:30 PM
Im sending out a squad of mine laying machines:

Watch out Motornoggin!!!!

Cue-Ball
03-05-2007, 01:35 PM
That' so awesome.

Man, I miss a LOT when I'm gone for a little while.

Hey, I found this guy in our Russian army's inventory. I'm going to launch him and see what happens.

Crazy Ivan!

http://imp12.atari.org/gfx/crazyivan2.jpg

Watch out Motornoggin!!!!

And here I figured you would have been quoting this post:laughing:

Haole
03-05-2007, 07:48 PM
And here I figured you would have been quoting this post:laughing:

I was thinking of the chop that BG did. Much funnayer.

Dieselmh
03-13-2007, 02:45 PM
BTT for classics. Maybe. :(