The field of battle stands open.

There will be an initial 2 hour intimidation phase, during which neither team may launch a direct attack... only to talk themselves up, offer promises of the pain they shall inflict, and make grimacing eVersions of the Maori wero war challenge.

Are CB's minions even awake yet??

We've been wondering where the hell you've been. sleep a little late eh?

Are CB's minions even awake yet??



Capt Sceep,


I must request a temporary leave of absense for class today from 10am-11am. And then I shall return.

:mad3:

someone's nuts are gonna get clamped:eek:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/hook.jpg

(from other thread)
You broke the rules. Tsk tsk.

[pulls hat up so you can see my evil glare]
shuddup woman, before I sick my cat on you to chew off you nipples [spitting tobacco]
They ain't no rule book for war and aint no fair to fight'n
[snears]

Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!!!!

Threat! Threat! threat!!!

:flipoff2:

SFS's throw one of these in your pocket!

Humph, Sceep and his onions.
Sounds like you gonna get your onions fried boy [spitting]
I'll rip your nipples off too.

Are CB's minions even awake yet??

Oh yeah, and we have something VERY special just for you.

http://www.finemint.com/power_plant_01_05.jpg

...AND we're bringin this guy;

locked and loaded.
bring it bitches.
:evil:

someones gonna look like this today :evil::evil:

http://www.salangome.com/images/shrunken_head/shrunken_head_med_best_tribal_warfare_1_lg.jpg

Get ready Sceep's bitches, the armadillo of war needs to be fed:

http://www.cs.princeton.edu/gfx/proj/sugcon/models/armadillo.png

I hearby notify the unlucky e-souls that will fight in vain against the SFS'S that this weapon of mass confusion and idiocracy will be unleashed with no moderation against ye!

I give you, the poo-cannon!
.
.
.
.
.
.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u79/LiLBucket_photos/nov20001kl7.jpg

Reporting for Duty, Captain!

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8864/cobraxc2.jpg

Our first wave is suiting up for battle as we speak.

http://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/armadillo.jpg

You Can't Compete

Kick the tires and light the fires, baby!

http://www.flykending.dk/ugensquiz2006/svar5.jpg

Pttthhhhbbbbbbttttt

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4392/shhhmooninght0.jpg

the missionary man he got God on his side!

Infantry ready for duty SIR!!!

OK, but don't come crying to me, you've been warned.

Alas, I am still unclear as to whether I am worthy of battle :confused:

I've brought reinforcements:
http://www.wmphotos.com/Gallery%20FILES/11-Wallpaper%201/20-Clowns%20East%20West.jpg

make grimacing eVersions of the Maori wero war challenge.

Just wait till I start teaching my first class this morning. I gotta class full of fawkin Tongans that got our backs.

http://www.sportingwales.com/artman/uploads/haka.jpg

***sharpening tip of hook to a razor sharp point***



im watching the big speech from Braveheart right now. Lets GET IT AWN!!!

Capt Sceep,


I must request a temporary leave of absense for class today from 10am-11am. And then I shall return.

You just wait until I....

http://y100fm.com/images/cavendar_strait_clown_419.jpg
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559779
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559784
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559752
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=560039
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559744
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559685
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559789
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559828
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=559824

I've brought reinforcements:
http://www.wmphotos.com/Gallery%20FILES/11-Wallpaper%201/20-Clowns%20East%20West.jpg

Platoon "B" at the ready
http://www.airpac.navy.mil/news/pr2000/images/clown2.jpg

Heavy Armor is moving in
http://graphics.stanford.edu/data/3Dscanrep/armadillo.jpg

Look who we got, SFS's! NUNS WITH GUNS!!!:laughing:

I'll see your black and whites and bring out of retirement - Cow Tse Zung
http://static.flickr.com/27/103872769_31303eaef7.jpg

Man this is the best mother f'n chili ever!

It will kills men by the hundreds. Those NoClues/balls eyes will burn with fire from this, and I really can shoot bolts of lightning from my arse.

These are comin yer way BEEEYAATCHES!

http://www.lightanddark.net/images/TFTLoadingGun2.JPG

http://www.spacewar.com/images/cannon-artillery-loading-bg.jpg

I'll see your black and whites and bring out of retirement - Cow Tse Zung
http://static.flickr.com/27/103872769_31303eaef7.jpg

and his army
http://blog.peterzinn.nl/img/0408/cows.gif

holy fawkin shit http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/MossMan4x4/Web/rotflmao.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/MossMan4x4/Web/rotflmao.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a369/MossMan4x4/Web/rotflmao.gif

Best PBB Friday EVAR!!!!!!!1111 :beer: to you all

The MTB Merc Regiment brings the giant 'dillo to frighten, confuse, and trip the enemy.

http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.edu/site/resources/mzm2/52.mr2.jpg/medium.jpg

and then we'll have little bit o this going on............. get medieval, motherfuckers.........

http://www.satanshimmel.de/dracula/vlad_tepes_2.jpg

I'll see your black and whites and bring out of retirement - Cow Tse Zung
http://static.flickr.com/27/103872769_31303eaef7.jpg

Cow Tse Zung aint got shit on these guys...fawkin bring it!

watch out fuckers, sceep got a makeover :evil:

Oh yeah, and as of my last count you SALLYS don't even have ONE Clamper. We got one and 1/2 (if you count Nordic).

I actually feel sorry for you poor little bastards, I really do. So much so, I am gonna send some of the old guys in first.

http://www.mountaincharlie1850.org/images/graybeards2006.jpg

:mad3:

I got the nuns covered. RUN SFS wussies!!!!

http://jackwolak.com/7/2329.jpg

Bring it AWN fuckers I got a whole lotta shit I'm going to throw down today:evil:

Nancy !

In the words of Sceep...or was it MacArthur :confused: Anyway "I shall return!"

here we go............... into the fray...........

http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/academic/history/marshall/military/civil_war_usa/pictures/angle.gif

Bring it AWN fuckers I got a whole lotta shit I'm going to throw down today:evil:

:laughing:

you dont stand a chance...

First I am going to call my buddy to come steal all sceep's team's beer:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

http://www.monkey.net/archives/real-looter.jpg

YOU BEDDAH RUN DIESEL!!!!! This carnie may look friendly, but that dart has your name all over it!

http://www.pineneedlelawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/carnival-worker.jpg

I'm bringing the food fight fo sho.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-09/01/xin_46090201115160959243.jpg

I am also bringing my little brother for you dirty rats!

HOLD ON!!! TIME OUT!

Someone added a few more links in the "hidden 35%" thread......

:mad3:

HOLD ON!!! TIME OUT!

Someone added a few more links in the "hidden 35%" thread......

So post them in here so you can distract the other team:D

heres what i'm firing out of the cannon
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/272WGuns.jpg

Oh fuck...wait, I gotta take a dump.

:grinpimp:

So post them in here so you can distract the other team:D
I have the feeling he'll be out of the loop for approx. 3 minutes. :laughing:

Rice ninja is ready for action.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=234581&stc=1&d=1142537699

And just for Muddin' a VERY special Rue McClanihan clown!!!:eek:

http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/0103/012702jongilkim.jpg

Is it twro rate to join dah pahty?

I'm feeding off the chili for breakfast.

http://www.cbu.edu/~seisen/fart.gif

my monkey has my back if things get ugly
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/monkey-gun.jpg

Cue Ball's Blue Balls better watch out. I'm gonna shove my foot so far up someone's ass, they're gonna have to use it as a straw to drink from their sippycup.

The beer wagon has arrived at camp :beer:

Rice ninja is ready for action.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=234581&stc=1&d=1142537699

Crouching tiger, hidden salad dressing:laughing:

and this guy is going in as an undercoverhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/images.jpg

my monkey has my back if things get ugly
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/monkey-gun.jpg

And if he runs out of ammo his orders are to fling his shit in the eyes of the enemy.

Cue Ball's Blue Balls better watch out. I'm gonna shove my foot so far up someone's ass, they're gonna have to use it as a straw to drink from their sippycup.

Dude, you need the avitar. What's your e-mail address, I'll paypal you the $20 so you can get a star.

And if he runs out of ammo his orders are to fling his shit in the eyes of the enemy.



DAMN RIGHT. He's fawkin lethal with flung poo.

and this guy is going in as an undercoverhttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/images.jpg

Plus we got this motherfucker too
http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2000/5/paintballmonk.jpg
Hes a distraction :grinpimp:

pathetic little primates.

Dude, you need the avitar. What's your e-mail address, I'll paypal you the $20 so you can get a star.

Thanks Mantis, I'll pay it though! Can I get it fast enough for today's fight?

Thanks Mantis, I'll pay it though! Can I get it fast enough for today's fight?

When I got mine it showed up immediately.:cool2:

The time of war draws near. Vultures wheel overhead, casting their angled shadow upon a million keene-eyed foxes, each awaiting their portion.

Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.


The War envelops us all. The call for those living, torn, or dead is mine. Make your attacks and defenses in whatever way suits, as there can be no rules in war, save the Rule of Steel.

Now... crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.

For the 35% chop of Dr. Hook ramming his hook where no hook belongs later.:laughing:

let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!,

:evil:

Thanks Mantis, I'll pay it though! Can I get it fast enough for today's fight?

If you do the link-clicky-through-Paypal thing from the sticky, it's automagic and immediate. :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Rope.jpg/200px-Rope.jpg
http://gallery.schrecklich.de/main.php/d/22544-2/rope.png
http://www.bondagelessons.com/2002-04-16-Hogtie-tight-side-low.jpg
And for the opposition faggots (honorary and otherwise) one for each of you
http://pricebusters.com/catalog/images/T1040SCD-L.JPG

IT"S TIME BITCHES:mad3: :mad3: :mad3: :mad3:

let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!,

:evil:


:D

let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, let the bodys hit the floor, LET THE BODYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!,

:evil:

You first? :flipoff2:

http://www.brown-college.org/albums/Hauntings-2004/Chainsaw_attack.sized.jpg

If I let you,

You would make me destroy myself

In order to survive you,

I must first survive myself

I can sink no further

and I cannot forgive you.

There's no choice but to confront,

to engage you,

to erase you.

I've gone to great lengths

to expand my threshold of pain.

I will use my mistakes against you

there's no other choice.

I'm shameless now,

I'm nameless now,

I'm nothing now,

I'm no one now,

But my soul must be iron,

'Cause my fear is naked

I'm naked and fearless

he's ready..... just waiting on the word go!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/dookie.jpg

Killer dolls attack!!
http://www.creativelybankrupt.com/images/pic-dolly.jpg

Now... crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.

That to me sounds like the word go. Let's get eet awn:cool2:

Sceeps team. Suited up and ready to go??
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i228/joey_shroomz/fat_people.jpg
I think so!!!

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5541/tanky03vk1.jpg

Tank Girl: OK, Booga! Strap yourself in, it's time for the old 'premature ejaculation special'!
Booga: Oh wow! The old P.E. special! Haven't done that in ages! Super!
Tank Girl: I seem to remember copping a portion of your roo-custard on my back only this morning, darling! But I'm sure we can discuss your problems in the pudding department later. Prepare to ejaculate!

....and just in case we go to sea
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/military-dolphin-thumb.jpg

My final words before the battle, preaching from the jungle altar to my dirty commandos.

Revelations.

I can hear the war drums in the distance... It makes me wanna
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l279/kittys_01/1026149310_m.gif

im ready....
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/bombs.jpg

....and just in case we go to sea
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/military-dolphin-thumb.jpg

The last time they went to sea it was downright scary
http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/20MillionMilesToEarth/20millionmiles017.jpg

One more quick bite of cloudkill chili for thew road.

Take It !!!

Thanks Mantis, I'll pay it though! Can I get it fast enough for today's fight?

Negative Steer Queer Texas Fag. We had Lance(alot) put a stop to all red star issuance today.

sceep! stop sending these lil' bastards over here with cap guns!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/changsha-guns.jpg

Sceep is quickly cut off from his troops and taken prisoner.....

Later that day:

:smokin:

Negative Steer Queer Texas Fag. We had Lance(alot) put a stop to all red star issuance today.

Lance is on our team and it was just a ploy to get your hopes up. Look for yerself! I've got my star and I aint afraid to use it.

Lets fawkin go http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/down-the-barrel.jpg

Take It !!!

:roxy: is pleasurably dazed for 10 minutes

I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red rhinodog suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

Lets fawkin go http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/down-the-barrel.jpg

94stepsideford's misfire blows off his left two outer fingers, leaving him unable to type the letters q,w,e,a,s,d,z,x, or c for 30 minutes.

oops....










did I hit the "fire" button too early:laughing:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/linebacker2.jpg

I'll go round up all of team Blue Ball's kids. :D

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c138/EMIEVEL/VANS/edb6e07d.jpg

LOOK! I got one!

Launching first wave!

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7034/001120m6514o001zy9.jpg

OMG we've killed Jeepbeyotch.


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8479/omgjbwn0.png (http://imageshack.us)

Where's DelTaco :confused:

http://www.doyle.com.au/images/battle_clontarf.jpg

hatchet rules all!! :D

My snipers are warming up, and will be down shortly to take out Blue-Balls team.

heads up!

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/B2BOMBS.jpg

Cue Ball Currently:

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/redo1.gif

OMG we've killed Jeepbeyotch.


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8479/omgjbwn0.png (http://imageshack.us)

As much as I don't mind Friendly fire in her direction, don't make it a habit of killing off our own damn team members:flipoff2:

I am the great cornholio!

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/Beavis.gif

As much as I don't mind Friendly fire in her direction, don't make it a habit of killing off our own damn team members:flipoff2:

Yeah, no kidding! Uzi.. I'm on YOUR team :mad3:

OMG we've killed Jeepbeyotch.


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8479/omgjbwn0.png (http://imageshack.us)

Jeepbeyotch is dead, barring resurrection by Jesus.

My snipers are warming up, and will be down shortly to take out Blue-Balls team.

Kitty goes for the gold!

http://www.spacedinosaur.com/feature/kitleralt.gif

go ahead... send out your thugs and fat guys

http://romegeorgia.com/dnordmen/popeye_strut.gif

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a...

Sceep you must surrender or I will hereby have you removed from the battle field.

In preperation for war, I had Gary place a trident sub on standby in the San Diego harbor, and then I ran feeder cable all the way to New Mexico to a giant electromagnet. I have only to throw the switch, and this gnimorous electromagnet will draw Sceep, (by the weiner, BTW), to it like Granite Babe to an opportunity to post pictures of herself!

Surrender! or you will look like this for all eternity!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=290890&stc=1&d=1172851248

OMG we've killed Jeepbeyotch.


http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8479/omgjbwn0.png (http://imageshack.us)

...and the first casualty goes unnoticed:laughing:

I take aim and fire the wet wadding of chilli surrounding a cloud of repugnant gas on your Ken Cole boots.

Upon impact the splattering makes polka dots of your pin stripes.

Take this, you metal mutilated meat missle monger!!!!

by the power vested in me, I call the Soviet Military to our side

http://www.stuckatwork.com/power.jpg

LONG LIVE SOVIET UNION! team CUE-BALL can't fuck with this :smokin:

Sceep you must surrender or I will hereby have you removed from the battle field.

In preperation for war, I had Gary place a trident sub on standby in the San Diego harbor, and then I ran feeder cable all the way to New Mexico to a giant electromagnet. I have only to throw the switch, and this gnimorous electromagnet will draw Sceep, (by the weiner, BTW), to it like Granite Babe to an opportunity to post pictures of herself!

Surrender! or you will look like this for all eternity!

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=290890&stc=1&d=1172851248

BAM!!! and Operation Meat Missle Magnetism goes off without a hitch.:laughing: :laughing:

I take aim and fire the wet wadding of chilli surrounding a cloud of repugnant gas on your Ken Cole boots.

Zakk takes cover under Rita's boobs and is unable (or unwilling?) to fight back for 30 minutes.

http://jesus.edot-studios.com/portfolio/3D/PF_hammers.jpg

Prosecutor: Good morning, Worm, Your Honor / The crowd here gathered can verify / That the prisoner who stands before you / Was caught red-handed showing feelings / Showing feelings of an almost human nature / This will not do.

by the power vested in me, I call the Soviet Military to our side

http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/riley/787/Soviet/Military/Sovpwr3.jpg

LONG LIVE SOVIET UNION! team CUE-BALL can't fuck with this :smokin:

But Fortune City can...

:flipoff2:

Come on Spawny!

Yeah, no kidding! Uzi.. I'm on YOUR team :mad3:



http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/4908/soldierhowshootingag9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

by the power vested in me, I call the Soviet Military to our side

http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/riley/787/Soviet/Military/Sovpwr3.jpg

LONG LIVE SOVIET UNION! team CUE-BALL can't fuck with this :smokin:

You're out, you terrorist, for being to stupid to figure out how to hot link pictures.

I have put you in the hospital with a short but athoritative blast from my 12 gauge:flipoff2:

by the power vested in me, I call the Soviet Military to our side

http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/riley/787/Soviet/Military/Sovpwr3.jpg

LONG LIVE SOVIET UNION! team CUE-BALL can't fuck with this :smokin:

Spawn_X's unknowing call of the Red X, instead of the Red Star, leaves him muttering the "zhil, na buil, crocodil" childrens poem for 15 minutes.

...and the first casualty goes unnoticed:laughing:

No I'm not silly! I was just winged, a mere flesh wound :laughing:

I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red rhinodog suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

The rhino thought he had won, but that was only a diversion for our snipers.

Kitty goes for the gold!

http://www.spacedinosaur.com/feature/kitleralt.gif



:laughing: :laughing:

Uzi sustains 2 hit points of damage from spasming stomach muscles!

the cat piss cannon has been unleashed.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e135/dr_hook/cann.jpg

dont' worry... we have more rhinos where that came from ...

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/jntmp/rhinoarmor.jpg

We will fawk you up worse than hiroshima
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/35/250px-Nagasakibomb.jpg

dont' worry... we have more rhinos where that came from ...
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/18000/Rhino-Armour---18492.jpg

Nother red x and no points for the Sceepsters:flipoff2:

cueball.... the red x bomb we sent over last night is workin!:laughing:

cueball.... the red x bomb we sent over last night is workin!:laughing:

Sneak it in the beer says you,

I jabbed it up their ass, says I

hm. take that.

dont' worry... we have more rhinos where that came from ...
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/18000/Rhino-Armour---18492.jpg

CruiserKitten's misfire leaves her temporarily able to type only backwards (1 hour).

Sceep encounters an I.F.D. lure of D. Pepper!!!

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/4112/sceepcz5.png (http://imageshack.us)

zakk moves into position....

http://forums.pcapex.com/attachments/graphics_media/6639d1065755622-photography_thread-m1a1_tank_ahi.jpg

...prepare to die!

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5wsBVehFy9EAByKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12sgj0kth/EXP=1172940417/**http%3A//dfw01.umicache.com/p/purevolume.com/big/-601-1092459004-inigo.jpg

Roc Doc's misfire turns him into a clone of DRM for 30 minutes.

Cue-Ball's brain trust has been exposed!

http://www.timeoutmbsc.com/images/erica.cue%20ball.jpg

direct hit to the SFS forward bunker!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/0/0b/290px-Explosions.jpg

The chili is a brewing... May I present the fart bomb :laughing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J71hMJJI_c

You're out, you terrorist, for being to stupid to figure out how to hot link pictures.

I have put you in the hospital with a short but athoritative blast from my 12 gauge:flipoff2:

try again, poo bucket!! :flipoff2:

http://www.stuckatwork.com/power.jpg

we Dangerous like the Soviet Weaponry!

http://images.quizilla.com/R/RE/RED/redexplosion/1146705400_ench_guard.jpg

Cue-Ball's brain trust has been exposed!



ohes Noes! Darcey Tucker catched BurthDoobie saking with his head down!

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/nhl/2002/0428/photo/a_peca_vt.jpg

Muahahahahahahahah:evil: :evil:

The Gerbil Accelerator is complete! :skull:


http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/518/gerbilacceleratorcp8.png (http://imageshack.us)

Pre-pare to die!

http://www.mandypatinkin.net/PB/sminigo1.jpeg

ohes Noes! Darcey Tucker catched BurthDoobie saking with his head down!

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/media/nhl/2002/0428/photo/a_peca_vt.jpg

The unforeseen check leaves BruthDoobie dazed and unable to end a sentance without the exclamation "eh" for 1 hour.

We send in a Russian greeting to the pathetic Cue-Ball army.

"For Mother Russia!" "For Love Of Country!"

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9010/1710811843385eq3.jpg

unleash killer bunnies!!!

http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/movie/holygrail.jpg

!yawa sbmob oop :D

http://lords-3-catapult.freeonlinegames.com/images/3184.jpg

The chili is a brewing... May I present the fart bomb :laughing:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J71hMJJI_c



That was funny as hell :laughing: You scared them so bad now THEY are farting

The rhino thought he had won, but that was only a diversion for our snipers.
I take a hit, though not fatal, and look for something soft to cushion my fall, Ponygirl37.

Meanwhile the candygram and puppy mailed last night, are delivered to MO. Unknown to him the puppy is a trogan horse, full from licking the chilli bowls clean.
"Candygram for MO! Candygram for MO!"

Lighning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!... Death.


Computer camp bitches. :flipoff2:

:continues taunts to distract:

Sceep's minions, this is all you are capable of:

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/monkey_blowjob.jpg

die motherfucker die motherfucker die!!!

http://doo.nomoretangerines.com/ewj/jimeyy-d.gif

"we are on a mission from god"
http://www.msu.edu/user/constanz/blues.brothers.jpg

I got something for your mission from god right ere.
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l279/kittys_01/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg

Last night I went out on a chaos and mayhem mission......................

Infiltrating the enemy's encampments, I entertained them with my harem of seduction, 20 bisexual lesbian strippers. This mission was easily accomplished as the enemy does not know what I look like and I'm able to change my appearance at a drop of a hat. What our enemy also does not know is my harem of 20 bisexual lesbian strippers are actually androids. Equipped with small radio receivers, once I give the command words, "Cotton candy," my strippers turn into raging killing machines.

Now is the time. Jamming enemy radio frequencies, all they can hear is:

http://www.interregnummusik.de/images2/c/callenish_circle.jpg

Five minutes before I appear over the horizon, I send my androids the secret code. Mustard Dog, totally into the show my strippers are giving, is distracted as my androids decapitate him, limb by limb.

Then appearing over the horizon in my ride:

http://www.dontgivvafuq.com/ofp/projects/hinds/pics/hind_05.jpg

I am riding Hell's fury and unleashing a fiery reign of death and destruction upon the souls of our enemy...................

http://pyraten.de/bilder/explosions_effekt_gross.jpg

http://pyraten.de/bilder/auto_explosions_effekt.jpg

http://www.lrfx.com/glib/power7a.jpg

die motherfucker die motherfucker die!!!

http://doo.nomoretangerines.com/ewj/jimeyy-d.gif

Sceep's misfire leaves him unable to type using vowels for 1 hour

Roc Doc's misfire turns him into a clone of DRM for 30 minutes.


It does not!

Save me some coke can pop tops.

I have some Toyota parts for sale.

My kids are the most cutest.

Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey
Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey-Dave Ramsey



[fawwwwwwkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!]

unleash killer bunnies!!!

http://www.spacerad.com/rabbit/movie/holygrail.jpg

fetche la vache
http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/08-moooo.jpg

The immortal horror that is the Toho Frankenstein, and the fierce (but kinda cuddly) King Seesar join the fray


http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3655/frankensteinmtb1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/7077/kingseesarmxl2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Five minutes before I appear over the horizon, I send my androids the secret code. Mustard Dog, totally into the show my strippers are giving, is distracted as my androids decapitate him, limb by limb.

Mustard Dog is mortally wounded and has one post to defend before death envelopes him.

I got something for your mission from god right ere.
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l279/kittys_01/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg

I'm on your team fawker!!

It's times like this when I'm glad I grew up near an old nuclear test facility. Send in the acid spitting 'dillodactyls!

I'm on your team fawker!!

oh damn... Guess I should have looked closer. my bad... let me pull my turkey ass off your head... there, allb etter.

Can i play NATO and bring nothing to the party???????

The unforeseen check leaves BruthDoobie dazed and unable to end a sentance without the exclamation "eh" for 1 hour.

Aye.


Cro-cop encourages 94stepsideferd to not post large pics of Dan Akryod.

http://free-zg.t-com.hr/bhz/mma/gif/silva_vs_crocop_ii_hk.jpg

*Dieselmh distracts Sceep, using his powers of "convince a newb to PM someone about something they know nothing about."* :laughing:

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/nq/2007/nq070301.gif

Stick Figure Slayers kick ass

I fail to see what my 30,333 posts have to do with this topic at hand.

Spwn-x nlshs Th Bbblr F Dm Ver Cmp Bl Blls

HOS, unable to find a protective helment large enough to fit on his ginormous melon, or a coat in the right size (which is a total party-foul), has been injured by flack from Bubba Ray's volley. Writhe in pain enemy!!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p178/jntmp/headache.gif

Last night, I ran into some ole boys. Got to talking with them and told them how we had a scrap going down today. They informed me that they always love to participate in a good, honest, righteous throw down. Just curious, should we bring them on?????????????????










































http://www.recoilmag.com/news/grfx/a-team_conquers_world_hunger_a_0805.jpg

Come on TEAM we got'em on the run!

Last night, I ran into some ole boys. Got to talking with them and told them how we had a scrap going down today. They informed me that they always love to participate in a good, honest, righteous throw down. Just curious, should we bring them on?????????????????










































http://www.recoilmag.com/news/grfx/a-team_conquers_world_hunger_a_0805.jpg


I pitty Cue's fools

Spwn-x nlshs Th Bbblr F Dm V er Cmp Bl Blls


FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :flipoff2:

While looking for a more fitting fighter to plant my fat ass into I opted for someoneting with a little more room....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1815000/images/_1816706_bbc300bombing.jpg

FOR UNLEASHING HELL ON YOU FUCKERS!!!!

Unleash the leprosy infested 'dillo projectiles!

Ha ha ha
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/nq/2007/nq070210.gif

Come on TEAM we got'em on the run!

thee finds it to be true that chefslapaho is homoghey and distracts him with chipendales
http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/bnnimageshp/chippendales.jpg:barf: :flipoff2:

time for secret weapons round 1:

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/01/15/kenneth_lay_150x200.jpg
http://www.o-filmu.net/images/american_history_x.jpg

and the kicker

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2004/v1i10/images/godzilla.jpg

Hey Sceep, where's Bspencer?? He is on YOUR team.

Oh wait, he's probably playing METRO-WARS!!! :)

HA! HA! Your team gots guys that play still play Metro-wars!

That is like so.........LAST YEAR.

Eggs!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/dieselmh7/fa-leprocy.gif

While looking for a more fitting fighter to plant my fat ass into I opted for someoneting with a little more room....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1815000/images/_1816706_bbc300bombing.jpg

FOR UNLEASHING HELL ON YOU FUCKERS!!!!

http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/Iron_eagle006.jpg

http://www.impawards.com/1986/posters/iron_eagle.jpg

SlapaHo takes carefull aim at 94stepsideford but Matts takes a direct hit :flipoff2:

Our reserve force:

http://images.macdesktops.com/Previews/JGredBaronPreview240.jpg

pre battle puurging complete

oh you didn't know? Chuck Norris is on our team too.

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg

knwng dsls tr wknss scp pns th bfft

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c0/Chinese_buffet2.jpg/300px-Chinese_buffet2.jpg

:laughing:

I'll muster up some MSPaint when I get home from school

thee finds it to be true that chefslapaho is homoghey and distracts him with chipendales
http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/bnnimageshp/chippendales.jpg:barf: :flipoff2:

94stepsideford's high-level ghey attack envelopes himself, Chief Slapaho, Damage, Inc., Josh Turner, and SanDiegoCJ. All are mortally wounded and have one post remaining each for retributive strike or last words.

You are done. Your team has disappeared. Wave the white flag of truce now or forever remain on the run..................:grinpimp:

SlapaHo takes carefull aim at 94stepsideford but Matts takes a direct hit :flipoff2:

MattS is mortally wounded and has one post remaining for retributive strike and last words.

Not wanting to bring out the big guns just yet, Diesel sends in the pussy! :D

time for secret weapons round 1:

http://www.o-filmu.net/images/american_history_x.jpg




Your secret weapon #2 doesn't seem so tough after all.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c77/Smegism/thfc4.gif

Come on TEAM we got'em on the run!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHahHAHAHAHAHAHA :laughing:

94stepsideford's high-level ghey attack envelopes himself, Chief Slapaho, Damage, Inc., Josh Turner, and SanDiegoCJ. All are mortally wounded and have one post remaining each for retributive strike or last words.

Damn, only one of those is any real loss to us:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Bring the war cries Chief:grinpimp:

[QUOTE=indulf;6550399]time for secret weapons round 1:

http://www.o-filmu.net/images/american_history_x.jpg



Your secret weapon #2 doesn't seem so tough after all.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g288/crisceemarie/thfc4.gif

say what shithead?

Gaining altitude with each sucessive bounce from Ponygirl37' boobs, I look for the source of the flying 'dillo projectiles. Spying it, it put all of my weight into the dismount, leaving her quite out of breath, as I add a twist to a pike position.
Spreading all four legs I aim to crush the dildopolt with my landing.

going to have to resort to linked photos, i fawked up and didnt renew last night.

:mad3:

CLOWN GRENADE!!!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e352/dieselmh7/cutepuppies.jpg

Reaching through time and space I call in the mounted guy from 1977s Wizards!!!!1

http://www.williamstout.com/catalogue/posters_and_prints/wizards.jpg

Last night, I ran into some ole boys. Got to talking with them and told them how we had a scrap going down today. They informed me that they always love to participate in a good, honest, righteous throw down. Just curious, should we bring them on?????????????????






































More like what you fella's will be bringing.

[QUOTE=Whitewater;6550444]

say what shithead?

Seems pretty clear to me. Wait a minute, I might know what's wrong with you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/jupitertear/Icons/assheads.gif

co-captain Kitten and the other female members of SFS have formed an anti-ghey circle of protection around Chief to protect him them the Chippendales. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

http://gaytwogether.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/antigay_4.jpg

thee finds it to be true that chefslapaho is homoghey and distracts him with chipendales
http://www.bostonnightclubnews.com/bnnimageshp/chippendales.jpg:barf: :flipoff2:

Looks more like empowerment and motivation for us women of SFS! ha ha ha

You are done. Your team has disappeared. Wave the white flag of truce now or forever remain on the run..................:grinpimp:

Have found a pic of Bubba off duty, preach screams a virtual ONE EIGHT SEVEN on his mother fucking ass.:flipoff2:

http://jewishsantabarbara.org/display_image.aspx?id=84258

hcgalvin sneaks behind Cue-Ball's battle front and comes across an interesting sight.

Cue-Ball's team is lining up for mutiny! :eek:

http://billiardsdrills.com/archives/imgs/sorto_string.jpg

Having told the Head Council of the Spork Alliance of the treasonous nature of usmcdoc14's titanium spork, we have formed an allegiance with the Greater Milky Way spork legion to join us in the fight!

Meet their leader,

http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~emkazer/spork.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000979W6W.01-A1L4LS2KNDBWYV.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

From which I derive my powers............................................ ......

Right now, your local SWAT team is en route to your residence after they received the warrant that I wrote up and got entered NCIC for your monkey ass.

During my conversation with the SWAT team leader about what I knew of you, I told him it was simple, you ran a kiddie porn website and that you openly hated cops and have stated in the past you would kill cops and fawk their wives and put the video up on your website.

Thank you and have a nice day:laughing:

Found Bubba Ray on duty with his sniper rifle


http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6747/redneck20hunting20tripmb5.jpg

[QUOTE=indulf;6550450]

Seems pretty clear to me. Wait a minute, I might know what's wrong with you.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/jupitertear/Icons/assheads.gif


try again, butt nugget!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/407953557_dedeab02a4_o.jpg

I don't know what all this ball cockery is about, but here.


I bring you Taarna. She kills you all.

:laughing:

http://russmooney.com/resume/images/taarna3.jpg

hcgalvin sneaks behind Cue-Ball's battle front and comes across an interesting sight.

Cue-Ball's team is lining up for mutiny! :eek:

http://billiardsdrills.com/archives/imgs/sorto_string.jpg

Meh! We are mearly aligning ourselves into battle formation!

http://www.ijnhonline.org/volume1_number2_Oct02/articles/articl2.jpg

after much debate...


The TROJAN ARMADILLO design was altered...





you lame ass horney bastids will shurley fall for the TROJAN CUBALL DOGGIE STYLE!

http://bits.webhs.org/blog/TrojanHorse.jpg

I don't know what all this ball cockery is about, but here.


I bring you Taarna. She kills you all.

:laughing:

http://russmooney.com/resume/images/taarna3.jpg

My android bisexual strippers have nullified whatever threat taarna presents us:laughing:

try again, butt nugget!


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/407953557_dedeab02a4_o.jpg

indulf's inability to properly quote leaves him open to the next attack

An outsider approaches and abserves the fighting on the little blue planet.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/DeathStar1aproaching.jpg

after watching for a mear 30 seconds he decides to end their missery and fire upon the planet.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/death_star-firing.jpg

Direct hit on the small planet results in total annihilation.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/DeathStar5hitsplanet.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/DeathStar9planet-explodes.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/AlderaanBlast-34planet-finished.jpg

the victorious outsider continues on his way again.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/bhugo4x4/deathstar/death-star-1.jpg



:flipoff2:

Releasing the hounds of hell!:mad3:

CUE BALLICUS, What is our next move?


http://www.legion-fourteen.com/Copy%20of%20thoughts.jpg

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Cueballs team lunch has arrived

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1707/cheesburgerir1.jpg

hcgalvin sneaks behind Cue-Ball's battle front and comes across an interesting sight.

Cue-Ball's team is lining up for mutiny! :eek:

http://billiardsdrills.com/archives/imgs/sorto_string.jpg

Noticing the enemy in our midst, an elite member of the Spork Legion hypnotizes HCGalvin.

http://static.flickr.com/25/42625915_a58103d3c7.jpg

I don't know what all this ball cockery is about, but here.


I bring you Taarna. She kills you all.

:laughing:

http://russmooney.com/resume/images/taarna3.jpg

Bah!

I send in Fritz the Cat to give Taarna animal love the pr0n star cat way. He takes her out of the contest in a daze of complete ecstasy.

Releasing the nipple attacking orange cat!:mad3:

[Muddin sends the Cephalopod of Death by slingshot]


http://dive.bc.ca/pictures/octo/octopus.jpg

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Cueballs team lunch has arrived




you're an idiot. you better delete that right now.

>DIRECT HIT!
>Orange cat attacks
>Scores -31,555,743 damage points to MUDDINs left nipple.

fixed it

Releasing the hounds of hell!:mad3:
They run straight for Mo's new puppy and begin to lick his butt, tickling the trigger of the puppy ate too much device.

Ck couteracts the hounds of hell by sending over volleys of sleeping gas.

nightey night puppies!

http://www.dogartdealer.com/pellatt/images/Pellattsleepinghound.jpg

Found their communication gear now need to disable it

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9839/hamradioyj3.jpg

They run straight for Mo's new puppy and begin to lick his butt, tickling the trigger of the puppy ate too much device.


Hold up... Wait just a minute there! Mo got a puppy? :confused:

indulf's inability to properly quote leaves him open to the next attack

:rolleyes:

its a screenshot of whitewater's inability to quote and use of a bandwidth exceeded image.

IM PROTESTING THE CALL!

I bring out the monster venus flytraps to eat their air forces.

http://www.necps.org/images/200306-CP-D.muscipula-feeding%20on%20blood%20engorged%20tick-animated-WBM.gif

NM he fixed it

Diesel attacks Sceep on the home front! Demoralizing him in front of his friends!

:rolleyes:

its a screenshot of whitewater's inability to quote and use of a bandwidth exceeded image.

IM PROTESTING THE CALL!

Indulf's futile rail against the Powers That Be rend a blood vessel and leave him mortally wounded.

:mad3: Of all the days, I actually have to work.

Roc Doc is going on R&R.

infected EYE!

http://www.snof.org/vue/vaches-malades/infection-eye.jpg

I bring out the monster venus flytraps to eat their air forces.

http://www.necps.org/images/200306-CP-D.muscipula-feeding%20on%20blood%20engorged%20tick-animated-WBM.gif

Hello!!!! You're currently being held under hypnosis by a spork. Pay attention. :flipoff2:


Besides, we've got round up. :D

Here's your pie, Diesel. :evil: