96 discovery 5speeed
slammed rock on axle housing
blinkers freaked out, had to pull the fuses to get them to stop then they worked?!:confused:

later down the road (blinkers still working, fuses still removed!!:confused:)
the stock "land rover discovery three blink when locked funny grinding sound" alarm stoped working and the drivers side window wouldnt roll up .... !:confused:!
what d f man:eek:!
obviously its a short, i would help him but he is in colorado and i am in utah, i told him to start testin wires and lookin for a possible short but i was curious if this was a typical problem that happens regularly and if there is a simple "everybody knows about happens all the time" fix someone knows about

is there?

Try locking and unlocking the door. Then roll under the vehicle, come out from the oppositte side and come around the back of the truck. Lock and unlock the vehicle. Then attempt to start. No blinkers?

Then send me $ for strippers. Even if it still acts up.
JP

hhhmmmm......how much for the stripers

Does your friend have access to a live chicken?

-Jeff

tripped one of the airbag sensors

when mine does that annoying crap, this is what turns it off every time:

Turn ignition off.
remove key.
turn ignition on.

Ask him if the horn went off too. Sounds like a loose nut on the steering wheel.

The colission inertia switch is probably tripped. It's a push button switch on the passenger side of the firewall; just push it down to reset. It automatically turns on the flashers when it trips. If that doesn't work then try the live chicken thing...

Third time's the charm.

You need a live chicken, incense, and your holy green vestments.

Lock doors. Walk around the truck counter-clockwise whilst hitting yourself over the shoulder with the chicken. Chant "Oh Lord Lucas, I am your unworthy servant,I beseech you"

Unlock doors, light incense. Kill chicken. Now walk around the truck clockwise whilst chanting.

If you're worthy, it will be all fine.

I'll PM payment info.

alright, sweet then hey. thanks guys.

alright, sweet then hey. thanks guys.

All the answers are there, my son. You must only decipher them. :laughing:

I've found that anything with feathers works..

I've found that anything with feathers works..

No, no, no. It must be a chicken. Others are just fowl:flipoff2:

The incense must also be patchouli.

If one is in the southern hemisphere, the clockwise/counter-clockwise must be reversed. I suppose if you were in OZ, a Kiwi (the bird, not a New Zealander) could be substituted for the chicken). If in Africa, perhaps an Ostrich could be used. In California, Condors are absolutely necessary. Extra points for a spotted owl.

I've found that anything with feathers works..


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I've found that anything with feathers works..

Duster?

I've found that anything with feathers works..

Maybe this is why the TD5 isn't done yet...