ZILLA is doing the online singles thing

[LAME]

Notcied he is commenting on ladies from the metro area on MySpace.

[LAME]

:eek:

[Chister]

Zilla is cheating on you? How dare he!

You should divorce his ass for looking at pictures of pretty girls online!

[LAME]

Gotta screen cap these quick as the ladies seem to delete them pretty quick.

[Dieselmh]

This is real time? What's the site, I gotta get in on sum o' dat! :D

[Chemical442]

Zilla is the Rodney Dangerfield of online dating. :laughing:

[GENA]

Originally posted by LAME
Gotta screen cap these quick as the ladies seem to delete them pretty quick.
Yeah, chick #1 really didn't appreciate you giving her below a 9!:laughing: :flipoff2: You're gonna become a legend around there soon enough.:laughing:

[LAME]

Originally posted by GENA

Yeah, chick #1 really didn't appreciate you giving her below a 9!:laughing: :flipoff2: You're gonna become a legend around there soon enough.:laughing:
:D

I already listed the site name:flipoff2:

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

My Space (http://www.myspace.com/)

[LAME]

:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

I think zilla has a new playmate!:flipoff2:

[VT_Toy]

That's some funny stuff :laughing:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
I think zilla has a new playmate!:flipoff2:

Nice pic fawker:flipoff2:

[Del taco]

too bad ZILLA is a red X.

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME


Nice pic fawker:flipoff2:

hehe, I thought you like that, here's something else for your enjoyment....

[Del taco]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


hehe, I thought you like that, here's something else for your enjoyment....

exaclty whos but would you have sex with her in?

that would be smelly and clausterphobic.

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Del taco


exaclty whos but would you have sex with her in?

that would be smelly and clausterphobic.

I'm sure her's has more room than mine.:flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


hehe, I thought you like that, here's something else for your enjoyment....

nice:D

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME


nice:D

dollar to a donut she calls the cybercops on me! I think I hear the FBI at the door now.

[Berzerker]

Well that place just got a little funnier and gayer :D

[Just Some Asshole]

hehehe!

[LAME]

Originally posted by Berzerker
Well that place just got a little funnier and gayer :D

Nope, you already gayed it to the faggotry redline when you joined.:flipoff2:

[GENA]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
hehehe!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...omfg...choking!:laughing::l aughing: Oh fawk, is all I have to say!:flipoff2:

[LAME]

:cool:

[Schly]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
hehehe!

Oh damn! I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud in my office! :laughing: :laughing:

[Frankie_Bones]

Fawkin' halirous, keep em coming.:evil: :evil:

[LAME]

?

[crawlinxj]

oh damn lame i had eveyone in the office staring when i spit the coke all over my monitor:laughing:

[Just Some Asshole]

:flipoff2:

[LAME]

MEH

[Just Some Asshole]

one more and I'm done....for today.

[Dieselmh]

:D

[LAME]

bwahahahahahahahahah

I don't even remember what I said to this gal

:D

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by LAME
bwahahahahahahahahah

I don't even remember what I said to this gal

:D

I told her that I, too surrounded myself with ugly people in an attempt to make myself look better! :D

here's my lamest one yet!

[rusted]

Originally posted by LAME
:cool:

Mrs. Geraldine Luke.... etc etc.


Elegant humor there, perfect.

[Dieselmh]

another.

[Dieselmh]

no hate mail yet!

[Dieselmh]

:D

[Roxywheels]

So Lame....regret posting that site yet? ;) :roxy:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Roxywheels
So Lame....regret posting that site yet? ;) :roxy:

I don't care. He will get booted pretty quick.;)

Chem does regret betting money that Dieselmh would trash the idea.:flipoff2:

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by LAME


Nope, you already gayed it to the faggotry redline when you joined.:flipoff2:

Don't get pissed at me cause there isn't a potbellied pig fisting group! :flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Berzerker


Don't get pissed at me cause there isn't a potbellied pig fisting group! :flipoff2:

I'm gonna make one:flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by LAME
Chem does regret betting money that Dieselmh would trash the idea.:flipoff2:

That's right, who's the king? :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Oh yeah, one more before I get booted!

[HighToy]

This is the funnayest shat I've read all year!:D

[Chemical442]

Originally posted by LAME


I don't care. He will get booted pretty quick.;)

Chem does regret betting money that Dieselmh would trash the idea.:flipoff2:

:laughing: I coulda made bank at Vegas on the probablitiy of Diesel snaking your idea and copying it, rebranding it, and selling it as his own lower quality humor. Much like Pro Wings does to Air Jordans.

Additional moneys may be wagered on the probability that he cries about these comments in the near future. :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by Chemical442


:laughing: I coulda made bank at Vegas on the probablitiy of Diesel snaking your idea and copying it, rebranding it, and selling it as his own lower quality humor. Much like Pro Wings does to Air Jordans.

Additional moneys may be wagered on the probability that he cries about these comments in the near future. :flipoff2:

Cut me in on the profit, and I can promise crying in the near future!


Is it considered rebranding if I only slightly change one letter so as to fool the unwary shopper? :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

I've had a few interesting email exchanges with the chick who hangs out with crossdressers, but still haven't been booted! Oh yeah, fawk all ya'll haters, at least I'm amusing myself! :flipoff2:

[rusted]

Originally posted by Chemical442


:laughing: I coulda made bank at Vegas on the probablitiy of Diesel snaking your idea and copying it, rebranding it, and selling it as his own lower quality humor. Much like Pro Wings does to Air Jordans.

Additional moneys may be wagered on the probability that he cries about these comments in the near future. :flipoff2:

Snaking WHO'S idea? Oh, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's idea? Oh, ok...... :shaking: :flipoff2:

[GENA]

Originally posted by rusted
Snaking WHO'S idea? Oh, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's idea? Oh, ok...... :shaking: :flipoff2:
I sense that there is some tension between you two!:flipoff2: :p :laughing:

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by GENA

I sense that there is some tension between you two!:flipoff2: :p :laughing:

Dieselmh brings out the worst in everyone :rolleyes: :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by GENA

I sense that there is some tension between you two!:flipoff2: :p :laughing:

I think he's still mad about Brian jizzing in his eye and not apologizing! :D

[LAME]

Originally posted by GENA

I sense that there is some tension between you two!:flipoff2: :p :laughing:


The hate mail was from one beotcha that has 10 pics up for rating. She goes to a shitty school in SE MN. The shitty school in SE MN is 10min from the Rock Heads wheelin compound.:D I should go find her at the bars:D

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by LAME



The hate mail was from one beotcha that has 10 pics up for rating. She goes to a shitty school in SE MN. The shitty school in SE MN is 10min from the Rock Heads wheelin compound.:D I should go find her at the bars:D

Find her, fawk her, then post pics up for review! :D She called me gay, so I asked her why she hangs out with guys who dress like girls. I think she's a closet lesbo, but she hasn't responded back yet! :D

Oh yeah, ya'll need me here to steal your jokes and ruin them, otherwise you'd have nothing to bitch about other than DRM and his religion threads! :flipoff2:

[LAME]

I got plenty to bitch about.:flipoff2:

[Chemical442]

Originally posted by rusted


Snaking WHO'S idea? Oh, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's idea? Oh, ok...... :shaking: :flipoff2:


No. Snaking LAME's idea of going to MYSPACE.com and forking with people, only not as well. Consider it Fork Lite. But what do you care... You wanna fight? :flipoff2:


Diesel... jizz... eye... not apologizing... LOL.... fawker. :flipoff2: :p

[Dieselmh]

Just as I suspected! She has failed to respond to my accusations of her lesbianism! Chem, if you find her, beware, she's probably a man-hating rug muncher! :D

[BJ On Roids]

ROFL this thread is th funnies!!

More zilla harassment please :D

[LAME]

Originally posted by BJ On Roids
ROFL this thread is th funnies!!

More zilla harassment please :D

Should happen tomorrow:D

[welndmn]

Originally posted by LAME


Should happen tomorrow:D
TOP:flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by welndmn

TOP:flipoff2:

Maybe this afternoon:flipoff2:

[HighToy]

Originally posted by LAME


Maybe this afternoon:flipoff2:


ah... you suck!

:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

This user has to "approve the comment" so here's my comment before approval...

[Del taco]

who in thier right mind would post a pic like that...


except her boyfriend.

[LAME]

dammat, the beotches musta complained.

Z will be on rampage now

[LAME]

:rolleyes:

[Just Some Asshole]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAAA:flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

I gots lots o hate maile this morning! Some dumb, jizzgurgling whore had the guts to call my pic a "zebra guy." Can't those dumbasses recognize a white tiger when they see one? :D

[welndmn]

ohh man this is to funny.
Post up some of the hate mail

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by welndmn
ohh man this is to funny.
Post up some of the hate mail

I already deleted them. I got one good email from some sexy bitch name "Justsome". They had the purtiest mouf you've ever seen. The hate mail was from some chick who looked skinny enough to suck through a straw and went something like this: Your gay, look at you you zebra guy, you dont no if yur a man or a woman, so shut up you stoopid bich fag.

She spelled worse than she looked, and that was pretty damned bad! :D

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Dieselmh


I already deleted them. I got one good email from some sexy bitch name "Justsome". They had the purtiest mouf you've ever seen. The hate mail was from some chick who looked skinny enough to suck through a straw and went something like this: Your gay, look at you you zebra guy, you dont no if yur a man or a woman, so shut up you stoopid bich fag.

She spelled worse than she looked, and that was pretty damned bad! :D

hehehe, that justsome guy sounds cool!:flipoff2:

[Del taco]

Originally posted by LAME
dammat, the beotches musta complained.

Z will be on rampage now


complain!?

thats problably why these meat pockets need to turn to internet spocks for the cawkhammer...

[LAME]

geh

[Just Some Asshole]

see a theme emerging?:flipoff2:

[LAME]

^^^^^Funny shit^^^^^

[LAME]

This is starting to backfire! Well maybe not.. Getting messages thanking ZILLA for the funny:confused:

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by LAME
This is starting to backfire! Well maybe not.. Getting messages thanking ZILLA for the funny:confused:

Maybe you could get Zilla laid? Or maybe teach him how. :D

[LAME]

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


Maybe you could get Zilla laid? Or maybe teach him how. :D

Could be. Probalem is that Zilla pissed off 50% of the MN girls on the site already:laughing:

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by LAME


Could be. Probalem is that Zilla pissed off 50% of the MN girls on the site already:laughing:

And you've probably already pissed off the other 50%...yup, you're both screwed. :flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Rip DeLips


And you've probably already pissed off the other 50%...yup, you're both screwed. :flipoff2:

Vagina man with his tampon and credit card will be the next gimmik account:D

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by LAME


Vagina man with his tampon and credit card will be the next gimmik account:D

He looks like he should be on a t-shirt. I'd buy one. :D

[killingthemonkey]

Originally posted by GENA

I sense that there is some tension between you two!:flipoff2: :p :laughing:

Yeah, sexual tension

[mudmaid]

:golf clap: to lame & JSA for bringing the funny! i wish i wouldve clicked on here earlier :laughing:

BTW zilla SUCKS! :flipoff2: :D

[MattS]

After having a shitty day this is great! LOL :D

[JeepCrawler98]

:laughing: I just laughed so hard that I forgot I was trying hard to hold in a #2. NOT good news. brb :eek:

[The Adam Blaster]

Holy fawk guys, i'm literally crying over here.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Lap Kitty :)]

Lollerstakes d00der.

[Drunk tank]

this be some funy shiat! *joining up now*

[Bubba Ray Boudreaux]

I'm swallowing half of my snuff reading this stuff:D :D :D

[LAME]

Originally posted by Lap Kitty :)
Lollerstakes d00der.

Hey d00der, I was thinking of bringing this over to the *other* site? Think it would result in banhammer?

PS voted 5 golden hambabies*


*glambabies**



**what?:D

[LAME]

should be more shit tomorrow:D

[DEnd]

Did Zilla take that online dating course at www.Doubleyourdating.com ?:flipoff2:

[LAME]

lol

Zilla has a fan base with the 18 year olds in Hong Kong:laughing:

[LAME]

boobage

[drdoug]

This thread is way funny keep it coming.
Doug

[LAME]

:confused:

[Just Some Asshole]

:flipoff2: :meanie:

[sceep]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:flipoff2: :meanie:

:laughing: *wiping popcorn off screen* :laughing:



balls man....

[HighToy]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:flipoff2: :meanie:

THAT'S A MAN BABY YAAAAAA!!!!


:D

[Just Some Asshole]

:poop:

[Just Some Asshole]

not mine but funny anyway. Is this the trampy we know?

[LAME]

JSA, you getting any e-girlfriends?:D

[LAME]

:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME
JSA, you getting any e-girlfriends?:D

I think they are intimidated by my grill, dawg. :D there is that one giraffe chick.

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME
:flipoff2:

BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[LAME]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


I think they are intimidated by my grill, dawg. :D there is that one giraffe chick.

She scares me.

See my azin hottie :grinpimp:

[Just Some Asshole]

:meanie2:

[mudmaid]

Originally posted by LAME
:flipoff2:

[havent gone to that site] and not that i want to see her... but is that chick naked when you click on her link? if so... YUCK! talk about trash-EEEEEE :flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME


She scares me.

See my azin hottie :grinpimp:

Yeah, she's got a no photo shirt on and her head is not attached to hear body.:flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by mudmaid


[havent gone to that site] and not that i want to see her... but is that chick naked when you click on her link? if so... YUCK! talk about trash-EEEEEE :flipoff2:

Didn't click.

I saw some bare B's earlier this morning:D

[jeepmikey97]

hahaha i haven't lauged this hard in a while!!:D

[LAME]

:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

:rolleyes:

[MC]

Holy man!.... Your crazy

[welndmn]

So is this site the new Hot or not?

[LAME]

Originally posted by welndmn
So is this site the new Hot or not?

Kinda. You have profiles, can link to other people, send PM's, rate people, comment in other peoples profiles.

Also funny gimmik accounts like "Fisting Bot" on there

[LAME]

:rolleyes:

[LAME]

:laughing:

what a jackass.

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by LAME
:laughing:

what a jackass.

DAYUM!!!!!!!!! :laughing: What an e-dumbass!

[Just Some Asshole]

:flipoff2:

[Rip DeLips]

Hey, can Zilla and JSA e-tag team Daniel's bitch? :D

[GENA]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:flipoff2:
pfpfpfppffptttttttttttttttt, omfg!:laughing: *Trail of piss running down my leg funny* :laughing: :flipoff2:

[LAME]

how did my photographer did it

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Rip DeLips
Hey, can Zilla and JSA e-tag team Daniel's bitch? :D

If I could find her, I'd roll the caboose up!:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Is the site down?

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


If I could find her, I'd roll the caboose up!:flipoff2:

Collaboration may be necessary...I have spoken...make it so. :D I'd probably be able to see Daniel's head explode all the way from here. lol :D

[Just Some Asshole]

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The most likely cause of this problem is that the service is not currently running. You can use the 'Services' Control Panel to verify that the service is running and to restart it if necessary.

Windows NT error number 2 occurred.


:confused: :confused: :confused:

[GENA]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
Is the site down?
Yes, you fawking broke it!:crybaby2: No more funny! :crybaby2: :flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by GENA

Yes, you fawking broke it!:crybaby2: No more funny! :crybaby2: :flipoff2:

DAMMAT!! I knew I shouldn't have upped the wattage on my flux capacitor without lowering the amps on the funnie generator!:mad: :flipoff2:

[braxton357]

works for me...you must already be in the band

[Just Some Asshole]

it's back up now! :evil:


now how would I go about ranking the abovementioned skank?

[GENA]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
DAMMAT!! I knew I shouldn't have upped the wattage on my flux capacitor without lowering the amps on the funnie generator!:mad: :flipoff2:
1.21 Jiggawatts!:laughing:

[Rip DeLips]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
it's back up now! :evil:


now how would I go about ranking the abovementioned skank?

Need back to back e-highfiving remarks. :D

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME
:laughing:

what a jackass.

tell me where you found her lamerz

[GENA]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
tell me where you found her lamerz
He went home...gonna have to wait.:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by GENA

He went home...gonna have to wait.:flipoff2:

SHOOT! I've searched the whole minnesota listings and all I've found is 29 butterbeasts, 16 ubergoths, and 1 twelve year old flipping off the camera. No wonder lamerz is gay.






by the way here's another wonderful looking female minnesota resident...

[lesevenel]

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2670

[Myanarchy]

how about some log in info for that link;)

[Schly]

Originally posted by Myanarchy
how about some log in info for that link;)

YOu gotta make your own. It's free.

[GonZu]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:meanie2:

Zebras and elephants ? :laughing:

JSA has the stage ...
I think I just passed a kidney stone :flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

What's next my brotha's?

I signed up, and listed myself has a hot chick.. Damn that is annoying. U have all kinds of idiots wanting to be my pals. I got to change my photo to the pirced people.

-Wayne

[LAME]

I got ideas for tomorrow. Not nearly enough hate mail today:D

[CrashLL]

Originally posted by LAME
I got ideas for tomorrow. Not nearly enough hate mail today:D

I only have one so far.... Not bad since I just started! :evil:

[rotozuk]

dude, I sent you some lets hook up mail, but then I got sick of the "hot chick under cover thing". So ignore my mail.

Note: I am not longer a hot chick. Stop sending me mails.

Can you post nakid pictures over there? Hmmm..

-Wayne

[Dieselmh]

Due to the assholes here at work trying to get people fired, I can no longer post pics. (see the "what I learned this week thread.) I will be forced to copy and paste the hatemail in an attempt to bring the funny. I fawkin' hate nosey bastards that are so miserable that they have to try and fuck with other people's lives to make themselves feel superior! :mad:

[Oxjockey]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Due to the assholes here at work trying to get people fired, I can no longer post pics. (see the "what I learned this week thread.) I will be forced to copy and paste the hatemail in an attempt to bring the funny. I fawkin' hate nosey bastards that are so miserable that they have to try and fuck with other people's lives to make themselves feel superior! :mad:

What's nice is that you're not bitter about it at all!


:flipoff2:

[Roxywheels]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Due to the assholes here at work trying to get people fired, I can no longer post pics. (see the "what I learned this week thread.) I will be forced to copy and paste the hatemail in an attempt to bring the funny. I fawkin' hate nosey bastards that are so miserable that they have to try and fuck with other people's lives to make themselves feel superior! :mad:

That'll teach you to not post that tiger pic so much :D :roxy:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by Oxjockey


What's nice is that you're not bitter about it at all!


:flipoff2:

Very, very bitter! The victim is a good tech, and the bastard that set him up is a family member of a manager who got hired on because he was a computer and network genius, who, oddly enough didn't know that you could run msconfig and choose what programs load during startup! Basically he's jealous because he gets the crappy jobs because he's a moron, so he decided to fuck with someone's life. Way not cool! :mad:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by Roxywheels


That'll teach you to not post that tiger pic so much :D :roxy:

I'm not the one who got set up. Oddly enough, the only person who had porn on their computer was the guy who doesn't take his laptop home at night, and doesn't password protect it on startup because it has some files on it that the rest of us use! If that stupid bastard had set me up, they'd have to pull me off his fat ass before they could escort me out the door! Oh yeah, I have the tiger pic backed up on my external hard drive, so it will definately make a comeback. :D

[MattS]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
If that stupid bastard had set me up, they'd have to pull me off his fat ass before they could escort me out the door! :D

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by MattS


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yeah, I know, Pot, Kettle, black, etc! He weighs about as much as me, but I'm 6'2" and he's about 5'8". :D

[MattS]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Yeah, I know, Pot, Kettle, black, etc! He weighs about as much as me, but I'm 6'2" and he's about 5'8". :D

Can he grow a goatee? :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by MattS


Can he grow a goatee? :flipoff2:

No, and he's bald! And his wife keeps hitting on me! :D

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Dieselmh


No, and he's bald! And his wife keeps hitting on me! :D

That's ok, I caught you looking at my ass.

Sorry to hear about the work deal..

I have been working to get some hate mail, but nothing yet! I got 2 more people that want to be added to my friend list. Strange.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Dieselmh]

That's a nice ass! I keep getting lame hate mail, and some dumbass keeps calling me a zebra! :rolleyes: :D

[rotozuk]

I got my first response from some of my rating fun. It sucked. I am so let down.

How many views has your page had? When i was a hot chick, I had over 100. Now that I'm an ass I reset it, and am at 388.

-Wayne

[Dieselmh]

I'm only at 200. :( :D

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
I'm only at 200. :( :D

Oh, you must not be hating enough people. :flipoff2:

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Dieselmh]

This chick kinda thinks like us! Here's the mail:

I haven't got a peg-leg. But I do have a parrot. He only knows how to say one thing tho, and he just keeps saying it over and over. Yeah, all he says is "Gimme a Quaalude!"...weird...I've only had him for a a couple of months and who knows what his former owners did to him...

Nice, huh. :D

[Schly]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
This chick kinda thinks like us! Here's the mail:

I haven't got a peg-leg. But I do have a parrot. He only knows how to say one thing tho, and he just keeps saying it over and over. Yeah, all he says is "Gimme a Quaalude!"...weird...I've only had him for a a couple of months and who knows what his former owners did to him...

Nice, huh. :D

You need to invite this one over to the PBB. ;)

[Berzerker]

I'm trying to help you out Dieselmh :flipoff2:

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=RateImage.Rate&imageID=844436&lastimageid=844436&rating=1&link=1&age=1&gender=B&state=U

[Del taco]

this thread must live on!

[rotozuk]

I'm up to 411. :D Added some pictures of the family.

Here are some I did at lunch. They suck.
http://rz-products.com/chops/myspace1.jpg

-Wayne:grinpimp:

[rotozuk]

dieselmh, you get thrown off? :rolleyes: :flipoff2:

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[DaGimp]

haha...havent laughed this hard all week.....


Whats the difference between Anal sex and oral sex?


































One makes your whole week.































The other makes your hole weak.

[TexasBlake]

This thread is funnier than

[Bighoss22R]

this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by rotozuk
dieselmh, you get thrown off? :rolleyes: :flipoff2:

-Wayne :grinpimp:

Yep, they deleted my account, but "Zebra boy" is back in bidness! :D

Too bad I didn't get to read any of my hatemail before I got the boot. I had 4 messages in my hotmail account, but when I clinked the link, I was deleted. :( :flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

you shouldn't talk like dat, you just a boy, mmmm hhmmmm!:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

:flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

I'm back, with an all new profile, and a kinder, gentler, demeanor! :D

I'm gonna kill 'em with love!

[HighToy]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole
:flipoff2:

It's Wierd Al!!!!!

:D

[LAME]

:rolleyes:

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
I'm back, with an all new profile, and a kinder, gentler, demeanor! :D

I'm gonna kill 'em with love!

If you look at my friends, there is a whole group of odd people on there. I haven't had the time to see if they do anything fun though...

-Wayne

[LAME]

:(

[Dieselmh]

I discovered that it's kinda fun to ignore the person who posted the pic, and rag on all the others who have left comments. If you rate them a 10, they usually won't delete it unless they know the person you're ragging on, and it still generates some hate mail! :D

[LAME]

:confused:

[rotozuk]

That's a good one lame!

Is it just me, or are there a LOT of asians over there?

I think if you really want to generate some hate mail, post some comments to the "groups" pages.

-Wayne

[LAME]

Originally posted by rotozuk
That's a good one lame!

Is it just me, or are there a LOT of asians over there?

I think if you really want to generate some hate mail, post some comments to the "groups" pages.

-Wayne


Seems like all this shit is based out of the Bay Area, which is pretty much Tokyo.

[LAME]

;)

[welndmn]

Originally posted by LAME



Seems like all this shit is based out of the Bay Area, which is pretty much Tokyo.
:flipoff2:
Bay area=India Get it stright

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by welndmn

:flipoff2:
Bay area=India Get it stright

You havn't been to Vancouver B.C., have you? :flipoff2:

[GENA]

Originally posted by welndmn

:flipoff2:
Bay area=India Get it stright
That's only the East Bay.:flipoff2:

[moveaside]

Originally posted by LAME
:confused: My guess is this girl is Vietnamese making the 'nam statement even more insulting. :D

[BBP]

Originally posted by Berzerker


You havn't been to Vancouver B.C., have you? :flipoff2:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :eek:

[rotozuk]

I kid you not, about 50% of the folks on that myspace.com have pictures of asians, and mostly chicks. this probably means they are horney 12 year old gay boys, but... You get the idea.

Got to finish some work here before I try for some more hate mail. I got one ugly fat lady that told me I was rude, and an ugly texas goth chick told me I'm an idiot. I think they love me.

-Wayne:grinpimp:

[LAME]

fuck.you.hackers is doing a covert op to try and be my buddy, I don't trust her:D

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by LAME
fuck.you.hackers is doing a covert op to try and be my buddy, I don't trust her:D

ahh what? Please expand.

[LAME]

Originally posted by rotozuk


ahh what? Please expand.

she is alright. Check out her profile:smokin:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME


she is alright. Check out her profile:smokin:
yowsers! I wanna unwrap that other chick for christmas! :eek:

[Just Some Asshole]

Form us a group Lamerz, that way we can fling poo at people together.

[LAME]

You start a group:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME
You start a group:flipoff2:

fine then, I'LL start a group! ya big baby! :flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


fine then, I'LL start a group! ya big baby! :flipoff2:

I'm working on getting more e-friends.:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Ok, I need the e-mail you signed up with. Anyone who wants to join us, PM me your e-mails.

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME


I'm working on getting more e-friends.:flipoff2:
have you met CAT, one of my e-friends, she sounds super hot!:D

[Dieselmh]

Hatemail! :D

LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

I DONT FUCKING KNOW YOU, do you realize how assinine you are being? i mean, do you? all i know about you is that you're some kind of loser internet predator who probably sits at his computer for hours on end in some shithole in texas (if that is EVEN the state lucky enough to claim you)

go stalk/humor yourself with/jack off to/remedy your lonliness/display your asshole wit to/take your shit out on/ someone else.

in all seriousness, this is NOT an invitation for you to reply.


She wants me! :flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

:D

[Just Some Asshole]

did you get the invite, I can't find the group on the site list now??? it's called T.A.R.D.S :flipoff2:

[Dieselmh]

Nope, I didn't get no invite! :(

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Nope, I didn't get no invite! :(

I need an the e-mail you signed up with!

[Just Some Asshole]

I've sent the invites so hurry up cornmunchers!

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


I need an the e-mail you signed up with!

I pm'ed it to you earlier! It's dieselmh@hotmail.com

[Dieselmh]

I'm in! Our mascot sucks! :D

[Just Some Asshole]

yay, zilla is awn, yay!:flipoff2: Come awn dieselmh and rotozuk

[Dieselmh]

rotozuk isn't online. :(

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
I'm in! Our mascot sucks! :D

That's the only REPOST pic I could find, Dig us up a better one and I'll put it up, You DO know what T.A.R.D.S stands for don't you???

[Dieselmh]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


That's the only REPOST pic I could find, Dig us up a better one and I'll put it up, You DO know what T.A.R.D.S stands for don't you???

I have no idea what it stands for, maybe "That's A Repost, Dumb Shit"? I also can't dig up any better pics because I had to remove all "inappropriate" items from my computer. This included every single thing that wasn't installed when I got it from IT. Basically I'm back to sqaure one, and could get fired for putting stuff on it, but the 15 Gigs of free space is just begging for some downloads. :D

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Dieselmh


I have no idea what it stands for, maybe "That's A Repost, Dumb Shit"? I also can't dig up any better pics because I had to remove all "inappropriate" items from my computer. This included every single thing that wasn't installed when I got it from IT. Basically I'm back to sqaure one, and could get fired for putting stuff on it, but the 15 Gigs of free space is just begging for some downloads. :D



The Association of Reposters Dedicated to Success



I'm sure you can find something on the net.

[rotozuk]

I'm on.. I also have some screen shots, but have to wait until my ftp is back up to post them here..

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Just Some Asshole]

I think this girl is from MN!:flipoff2:

[Drunk tank]

send my ass an invite. i used respoy@engr.colostate.edu

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
send my ass an invite. i used respoy@engr.colostate.edu

Okely dokely

[MattS]

:flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by MattS
:flipoff2:

oh shit!! busted!:flipoff2:











































fucker!:flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by MattS
:flipoff2:

I've seen that same guy come up twice.. I couldn't come up with anything nearly as good as yours.. But he sure needed some comments.

I like the leg spreading chick.. :D

[MattS]

Originally posted by rotozuk
I've seen that same guy come up twice.. I couldn't come up with anything nearly as good as yours.. But he sure needed some comments.

BWAHAHAHAHAH oh fawk I just blew MT Dew all over my keyboard. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[mudmaid]

Originally posted by MattS
:flipoff2:

:eek: :laughing: damn!

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by mudmaid


:eek: :laughing: damn!

He hurt my widdle peewings MM, git im for me!:flipoff2:

[mudmaid]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


He hurt my widdle peewings MM, git im for me!:flipoff2:

i'm sorry :( but he scares me :eek: :flipoff2:

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by mudmaid


i'm sorry :( but he scares me :eek: :flipoff2:

I'm not a-feared!!!



Dear MattS


Chuck you Farley


Sincerely,
Me

:flipoff2:









Oh and btw... You're a big pussy too!

[Al Kaholick]

i tried to contribute but I cant post comments for some reason. I give up

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by Al Kaholick
i tried to contribute but I cant post comments for some reason. I give up

quit hittin the w button!:flipoff2:

[LAME]

:confused:

[LAME]

Chick looks like a pug.

[FaustKnight]

"Hotter than taffy on a tin roof?" WTF :confused:

[Dieselmh]

Anyone else getting mail from the admins? :D Apparently these asshats don't like the fact that I make fun of their dumbass comments. I think I'll puke if I read another "You're hot. You're pretty. You look nice, etc." I may have to calm it down a little and stick to more subtle attacks for a while to keep from getting deleted again. :D

[welndmn]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Anyone else getting mail from the admins? :D Apparently these asshats don't like the fact that I make fun of their dumbass comments. I think I'll puke if I read another "You're hot. You're pretty. You look nice, etc." I may have to calm it down a little and stick to more subtle attacks for a while to keep from getting deleted again. :D
Pussy :flipoff2:

[braxton357]

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=2158983

BWAHAHAHAHA funniest thing I've seen all fawkin day:D

[moveaside]

Originally posted by FaustKnight
"Hotter than taffy on a tin roof?" WTF :confused: No shit what a douchebag:p

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Dieselmh
Anyone else getting mail from the admins? :D Apparently these asshats don't like the fact that I make fun of their dumbass comments. I think I'll puke if I read another "You're hot. You're pretty. You look nice, etc." I may have to calm it down a little and stick to more subtle attacks for a while to keep from getting deleted again. :D

Lets see some admin emails. I have not gotten any. I try to keep a less direct attack to my posts. I think it is the tiger man picture, it just pisses folks off.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by LAME
Chick looks like a pug.

Come awn, Pugs are cool! Don't be dissing them like that! :flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

Ok.. since the TCP access was down for a bit I could not post, so here comes 92 inches worth of myspace.. Sorry dialup users.

http://rz-products.com/chops/myspace2.jpg

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[DaGimp]

Originally posted by rotozuk
Ok.. since the TCP access was down for a bit I could not post, so here comes 92 inches worth of myspace.. Sorry dialup users.

-Wayne :grinpimp:


" I cant imagine living without an upper lip..."

Eyes tearing...
stomach hurting...
cant stop laughing.....

[Gen. Nonsense]

:laughing:

[LAME]

Who the hell are you trying to add me as friends? I added a goon from SA, and my precious little e-girlfriend:D She is so cute

[GENA]

Originally posted by LAME
Who the hell are you trying to add me as friends? I added a goon from SA, and my precious little e-girlfriend:D She is so cute
Hey, I found her for you...give a biatch some credit.:flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

Yeah, there is someone for everyone on that site.. here are 46 more inches..
(Please excuse the typos)
http://rz-products.com/chops/myspace3.jpg

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by GENA

Hey, I found her for you...give a biatch some credit.:flipoff2:

Gena, can you find me someone special too? I think you might be good at this match making stuff.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by rotozuk


Gena, can you find me someone special too? I think you might be good at this match making stuff.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

Hasn't she already introduced you to Lame? :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

[rotozuk]

Originally posted by Berzerker


Hasn't she already introduced you to Lame? :flipoff2: :flipoff2:

No she's holding back on me.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

[Berzerker]

Originally posted by rotozuk


No she's holding back on me.

-Wayne :grinpimp:

Well its already been proven he is willing to do the long distance thing to Califorina, hit it up stud! Just make sure to take charge in the bedroom I hear thats what he likes. :flipoff2:

[LAME]

Well I found a stock pile of GOONS from SomethingAwful. I think they should be on the team if we go into battle. Just check out "Lauren's" profile in my friends.:D

[Dieselmh]

I think this Dawn chick wants me!




----------------- Original Message -----------------

Date: Nov 18, 2003 10:44 PM

lol, then tell me a wild story dear
----------------- Original Message -----------------

Date: Nov 18, 2003 09:09 AM

Oh yeah, that's me! You have no idea how crazy I can be. Sometimes I club baby seals just for fun. One time, I went into Wal Mart and pulled all the "do not remove" tags off of their pillows, I'm a wild man!

----------------- Original Message -----------------

Date: Nov 18, 2003 08:56 AM

You r nuts, is tha t really you in that pic? click lets be fsriends



The "wild story" is in the works. :D

[jht3]

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jatimbe2/pbb/myspace1.jpg

[Just Some Asshole]

Originally posted by LAME
Well I found a stock pile of GOONS from SomethingAwful. I think they should be on the team if we go into battle. Just check out "Lauren's" profile in my friends.:D

hyuck hyuck, get me thier screen names and I'll send em all an invite.

[jht3]

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/jatimbe2/pbb/myspace2.jpg

my 2nd attempt at funnay

[Dieselmh]

I feel kinda wierd sharing this kind of info with some chick I don't really know.




It's not really wild, but my first time having sex was kinda strange. My girlfriend and I were walking down this gravel road by my house. (I grew up in the country) So, as we're walking, she kinda starts nibbling and licking my ear, and breathing on my neck! I guess she had finally decided that it was "time". We found this nice, shady spot under a huge Oak tree by the road, and the grass was thick enough to make it comfortable. So we start kissing, then frenching, then I slowly started fondling her breasts. I could tell she was getting really hot because she started to breathe heavily. From that point on, it all happened kinda fast, and before I know it, we're doing the stinky mcnasty! So, as I'm giving her a ride on the boloney pony, she keeps repositioning herself so that he ass is sticking up in the air! So, as I'm going at it, I kinda start to wonder, "How many guys have had anal sex on thier first time"? Probably not too damned many, unless you count fags. Anyway, I slowly slide myself out of her, and gently start to force my way into her poop chute. It took a little bit of force, and a lot of spit, but after a few minutes, I was fully inside her tunnel of brown love! Once I made one full stroke, it got easier and I starting banging her like a cheap screen door in a hurricane! She was going fucking nuts, making all kinds of sounds, wiggling around, stuff like that. So, anyway, I'm buried up to my balls in her no no hole, fucking like my life depended on it, and about to blow a load that would make the space shuttle launch look like one of those cheap water propelled space shuttle toys you buy at WalMart for like two bucks, when all of a sudden, I hear a noise behind me. Without missing a stroke(there was no way I was gonna stop nailing her ass like a carpenter who likes to nail things, a lot), I turn my head and what do I see standing there, staring in awe? Her mom! Yep, her fuckin' mother was standing there watching. I don't how long she'd been there, but to tell the truth, it didn't matter, anyone could clearly see that I was treating her daughter like a 50 cent, sucky sucky, I love you long time whore from Bankok. So, as I'm sitting there, my now partially erect man-meat still inserted in her daughter's exit only, I don't really know what to do. I was just waiting for her to snap and kill me, or at least tear into me like a pit bull on a siamese cat, but all she did was shake her head and mutter these words that I'll never forget.


























MOOOOOOO!!


:flipoff2:

[LAME]

Originally posted by Just Some Asshole


hyuck hyuck, get me thier screen names and I'll send em all an invite.

Will do. I'll list 'em out.

[JS-Economos]

Wow, my sides are f'king splitting!:laughing: