: Projekt Slinky Blue Shlong


rockready069
11-12-2007, 12:57 PM
well i been puttin this off for a long time but at the request of some others heres some top secret pics of my XJ shitbucket. shes a real jewel and almost all original. i did slap some axles under it with some of those chrome shafts, everybody says they're real strong. i also built me 4 links to hold the rear end from movin' around too much,. it works alot better than the 2 links i had back there for a while. anyways thats enough i know ya'll are dying for some specs.


235,000 original miles
stock tranmission
stock t case (except for one of them short shaft kits)
38" mud grip digger tars
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1631/tellicosept22nd07018dp4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


future mods include a palmetto leaf airbrushed on the hood there and some coilovers and iroks if mom and dad will send me some more money!!!

BFJ
11-12-2007, 01:23 PM
Stinky blue TEASE
MORE PICS PLEaSE!

kirbyiv
11-12-2007, 02:15 PM
apparently you are either not clever enough to think of an original name for your awesome thread, or you are truly just an ass. Lets see some build-up pics of your junk...after all what is a build thread with no pictures?

JeepJay
11-12-2007, 02:37 PM
i did slap some axles under it with some of those chrome shafts, everybody says they're real strong.



Chrome shafts...really, is it going to be a low riding mall crawler as well :flipoff2:

x2 on your lack of creativity in your title :shaking:

redneckengineered
11-12-2007, 03:02 PM
That XJ is fawkin hawt, I done herd you smacked lower 2 and heli-pad on your last trip. Closeups on the limiting straps welded to the frame please! Fawk the haterz!

rockready069
11-12-2007, 03:03 PM
well, i dont exactly have any buildup pictures but i'll try to get BTF to email them to me:laughing:

rockready069
11-12-2007, 03:07 PM
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5615/lower2ledgeql4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


her it is all bent up style on some big rock we found up in the mountains. its from when she had all the body on 'er.

rockready069
11-12-2007, 03:12 PM
and yes those are "longarm" control arms. BITCHES!!!

tnxjjeeper
11-12-2007, 04:26 PM
WOW:smokin: That shit is HOT!!! I bet you just tear up the campus down there. It must be tough having such a panty droper. Don't forget the custom fuel cell and high $ seats, leather and adjustable.:mr-t:

SUMBITCHLDIG

BadAssXJ
11-12-2007, 04:35 PM
SUMBITCHLDIG

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

rockready069
11-12-2007, 04:36 PM
19 spline outers son,. watch out.

steve97tj
11-12-2007, 04:39 PM
I hope you dont actually talk like that. So do you actually have a jeep?

BadAssXJ
11-12-2007, 04:49 PM
I hope you dont actually talk like that. So do you actually have a jeep?

Thats his Jeep dumbass. :shaking:

BadAssXJ
11-12-2007, 04:55 PM
When it still had some shitmetal.

http://www.lostmountainoffroad.com/jerrytr12twisted1yz.jpg

mitchummm
11-12-2007, 05:14 PM
that is some funny ass shit

GO YARRY!

steve97tj
11-12-2007, 06:22 PM
Thats his Jeep dumbass. :shaking:

Well dumbass, he posted two different pictures of what appeared to be two different jeeps and never said this is what it looked like with sheet metal on it and this is what it looks like now. All it that has been said is some jibberish. Wheres the tech?

xyjbeaker
11-12-2007, 06:34 PM
sweet front tow point.

vintagespeed
11-12-2007, 06:42 PM
i liked it better before. :(


except for those shitty half doors! :flipoff2:

smartazz19
11-12-2007, 06:50 PM
how she started:

http://www.rustysoffroad.com/rusty_rigs/media/rigs/224-1.jpg
http://rustysoffroad.com/rusty_rigs/media/rigs/224-4.jpg
http://rustysoffroad.com/rusty_rigs/media/rigs/399-1.jpg
http://www.lostmountainoffroad.com/PICTURES/thumbs/Woodstock_Mud/slides/woodstock7.JPG
http://www.lostmountainoffroad.com/PICTURES/thumbs/Tellico_October_31_04/slides/jerryslickrock02.jpg


how she is today:
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8919/tellicosept22nd07017650wx4.jpg
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2901/tellicosept22nd07028650kh4.jpg

littlered351
11-12-2007, 07:58 PM
Well dumbass, he posted two different pictures of what appeared to be two different jeeps and never said this is what it looked like with sheet metal on it and this is what it looks like now. All it that has been said is some jibberish. Wheres the tech?

he said this...her it is all bent up style on some big rock we found up in the mountains. ****its from when she had all the body on 'er. *****

Mossyrocks
11-12-2007, 08:35 PM
:lmao:

alex71
11-12-2007, 08:46 PM
How many different people or going to help this guy post. It's like a support group to help this guy post pics of the buildup of his jeep. Is he not capable of defending himself. Again another pointless thread to just try to piss people off :shaking:

Schmozilla
11-12-2007, 08:53 PM
Is this a direct attack on Kirby and the Palmetto Krawlers?

Where is the tech in this?

lame :gary:

rednck21
11-13-2007, 05:05 AM
Is this a direct attack on Kirby and the Palmetto Krawlers?



i seriously doubt it. who's Kirby and what does he have to do with this thread?

paulkeith
11-13-2007, 07:12 AM
he can go ahead and add himself to the list of kids from GA that think because their parents took them to hilton head that one time, they can rock palmetto trees on any and all articles of clothing and automotive accessories.

post up some real tech.

kirbyiv
11-13-2007, 08:09 AM
i seriously doubt it. who's Kirby and what does he have to do with this thread?

I am Kirby...and I created the original "Slinky Blue Ballz" thread as seen in this forum. Where the hell else would this kid come up with the 'slinky blue shlong' name?

NICK0723
11-13-2007, 08:49 AM
All I hear is a bunch of crying:bawling::crybaby2: b/c yarry won't tell them how he built his jeep for alot less money than them and they know he can go more places. Don't give them the details yarry. Just let them drool over the pics.

kirbyiv
11-13-2007, 09:09 AM
All I hear is a bunch of crying:bawling::crybaby2: b/c yarry won't tell them how he built his jeep for alot less money than them and they know he can go more places. Don't give them the details yarry. Just let them drool over the pics.

I'm not knocking the fact he has a budget rig, or his rig at all. I have seen it in person, and it did seem to perform well...except the time he was behind us on upper 2 summer 2006 when it had quite a time making it up. But that is beside the point. I just don't see any reason in bashing on other people's junk when they did nothing to you. This thread truly has no point, and if it is suppose to lets hear it before this childish shit gets blown (more) out of proportion.

O btw here are some pics I found on my computer

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/mkirbyiv/DSC00146.jpg

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/mkirbyiv/DSC00145.jpg

vintagespeed
11-13-2007, 09:48 AM
I am Kirby...and I created the original "Slinky Blue Ballz" thread as seen in this forum...

now that's some funny shit. :laughing:

BadAssXJ
11-13-2007, 09:57 AM
I'm not knocking the fact he has a budget rig, or his rig at all. I have seen it in person, and it did seem to perform well...except the time he was behind us on upper 2 summer 2006 when it had quite a time making it up. But that is beside the point. I just don't see any reason in bashing on other people's junk when they did nothing to you. This thread truly has no point, and if it is suppose to lets hear it before this childish shit gets blown (more) out of proportion.

O btw here are some pics I found on my computer

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/mkirbyiv/DSC00146.jpg

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd46/mkirbyiv/DSC00145.jpg

Um I dont think that is Jerry, he sold the Jeep once and bought it back early this year.

kirbyiv
11-13-2007, 10:03 AM
well regardless who is driving it, it is still the same jeep..and he asked for pics so there they are

Never Monday
11-13-2007, 10:12 AM
How many feet of pipe did it take to make that cage? I need to build one.
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8919/tellicosept22nd07017650wx4.jpg

rockready069
11-13-2007, 10:53 AM
How many feet of pipe did it take to make that cage? I need to build one.
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8919/tellicosept22nd07017650wx4.jpg



its a unibody with a cage on it dumbasses. what else could you possibly want to know??? and fuck no i dont want a taliban flag palmetto tree on the hood:shaking: and yes i'm another poster from GA starting a thread to piss people off, cause some asshats from south cackylacky thought my rig was pretty funny in tellico and i thought it was pretty funny how much trouble they had with their collective $100,000,000 worth of homo TJ's.

kirbyiv
11-13-2007, 11:12 AM
I don't recall having any trouble in my homo TJ

Schmozilla
11-13-2007, 11:15 AM
troll :gary:

Never Monday
11-13-2007, 11:18 AM
troll :gary:

no shit, dude can't even say how much steel he used...no damn tech here.

kirbyiv
11-13-2007, 11:23 AM
well, as pulled from this thread, Jerry got booted from pirate

http://www.rebelrockrunners.org/forum/showthread.php?t=3442

His quote from the other thread: "and i guess we'll have to end the thread on pirate,... didn't know it was that easy to get kicked off but i can't log back in as of my reply to a moderator "warning". i dont really feel like starting beef with another club anyway didn't that happen a while back??? my luck i'll run into them again and be broke at the top of helicopter pad with no food and no way back to camp."

crawlin'YJ
11-13-2007, 11:32 AM
I don't get why someone would come on here just to talk shit and think they're badass, seeing as how people from all over the country and from all these different clubs read it? Whats the point of making yourself and your club look like a bunch of douchebags? Fuckin retarded :lol:

paulkeith
11-13-2007, 01:21 PM
queef queef queef.... a taliban flag palmetto tree ....queef queef queef


what?

redbullTJ
11-13-2007, 01:58 PM
no shit, dude can't even say how much steel he used...no damn tech here.



I'm betting he has no idea because someone else built the cage....

vintagespeed
11-13-2007, 02:11 PM
boo this thread, i'm going back to chitchat. too much drama in this TECH forum. :laughing:






since i dont get none, my balls are blue. therefore kilby stole my idea! :yawn:


:mr-t: :flipoff2:

redneckengineered
11-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Man you guys are way too uptight. This shit is fucking hilarious. :laughing: He's basically making fun of his own rig. He built it, that's his right :laughing: :laughing:

JohnnyJ
11-13-2007, 07:29 PM
Man you guys are way too uptight. This shit is fucking hilarious. :laughing: He's basically making fun of his own rig. He built it, that's his right :laughing: :laughing:

by the title I figured he was just some sandy vag troll that had a problem with someone here on pirate

but now with your explanation, I see that's he's just a sandy vag troll that was a few days early for DFT.

BossBuilt
11-13-2007, 08:42 PM
Wow ....sounds like envy (or a drunk) started this thread..., to bad so sad,your rig looks like it had potential... Good luck in your own personal Hell.
-Kerry

misbhavn
11-15-2007, 06:56 PM
Blah Blah Blah I'm a dirty tramp

Fool Injected
11-15-2007, 09:13 PM
the phuck is a Palmetto Tree anyway? Thats the only reason I continued reading this abortion.

Dookey
11-15-2007, 09:21 PM
Blah Blah Blah I'm a dirty tramp

Well Hello!! :smokin:

silvergreentj
11-15-2007, 09:30 PM
the phuck is a Palmetto Tree anyway? Thats the only reason I continued reading this abortion.

South Carolina State Flag Symbol...

kirbyiv
11-15-2007, 09:31 PM
Blah Blah Blah I'm a dirty tramp

:flipoff2:

steve97tj
11-15-2007, 11:40 PM
South Carolina State Flag Symbol...

Actually, there is no such thing as a palmetto tree, a palm is its on type of plant like a vine or groundcover and what not. But it is considered the state tree of SC. And theres a club called the palmetto krawlers that i guess he's trying to mock as well.

Kirby, didn't you already tell these clowns in your thread that you weren't the one that was talking shit about his rig at tellico before he even started this thread?

Mossyrocks
11-15-2007, 11:42 PM
Actually, there is no such thing as a palmetto tree, a palm is its on type of plant like a vine or groundcover and what not. But it is considered the state tree of SC. And theres a club called the palmetto krawlers that i guess he's trying to mock as well.

Kirby, didn't you already tell these clowns in your thread that you weren't the one that was talking shit about his rig at tellico before he even started this thread?


Everything is all worked out already. Just take it for what it is.... a damn joke. :flipoff2:

kirbyiv
11-16-2007, 12:44 PM
Its already been cleared up...I was not the one 'talking shit' about that guys rig or any of them.

wh0f4rted
11-16-2007, 05:51 PM
Holy shit...what was this thread about? I feel like I was mind molested after reading it..

paulkeith
11-16-2007, 06:51 PM
for the sake of adding to the charlie foxtrot...:


Actually, there is no such thing as a palmetto tree, a palm is its on type of plant like a vine or groundcover and what not. But it is considered the state tree of SC. And theres a club called the palmetto krawlers that i guess he's trying to mock as well.

...Wrong.

"The South Carolina Palmetto is classified by the U.S. Department of Agriculture as "Inodes Palmetto (also called Sabal Palmetto) and commonly known as the Cabbage Palmetto." It has long been closely associated with the history of South Carolina, being represented on the State Flag as well as on the State Seal, where it is symbolical of the defeat of the British fleet by the fort, built of Palmetto logs, on Sullivan's Island. ".

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=4314

silvergreentj
11-16-2007, 08:00 PM
Actually, there is no such thing as a palmetto tree, a palm is its on type of plant like a vine or groundcover and what not. But it is considered the state tree of SC. And theres a club called the palmetto krawlers that i guess he's trying to mock as well.

Kirby, didn't you already tell these clowns in your thread that you weren't the one that was talking shit about his rig at tellico before he even started this thread?

I knew the palmetto krawlers before you existed:flipoff2:I knew who he was mocking...they can take care of themselves, they are all big boys.:grinpimp: