Got crack? :eek:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1839080867

wow... its a flatty on 36's :rolleyes: He should share dammit, he's smokin better stuff than any of us

Meld with the Recaro seats


However, if he sells it, I'm quitting my job and building those all day long. Sell one or two a year, and you're golden!

ya know.. its a damn nice jeep... I'd take it.. buti still think that dude accidentally hit the 0 one to many times
However, if he sells it, I'm quitting my job and building those all day long. Sell one or two a year, and you're golden!

Hell yeah.. me too... :D

Yeah. Nice Jeep. Not $95,000 nice, but hey, maybe he's just trying to convince his wife he's really trying to sell it while he really knows that (at that price) it'll stay right there in his garage, safe and sound.

This guy is some salesman (I don't mean that in a good way...)

Mated to the cast iron bellhousing, is the ultimate off road transmition, the venerable SM420(rebuilt). Yes, the whining straight cut gears let you know you aren't shifting a Lexus, but the performance is simply unparalleled.


BWAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

he can't even spell "transmition" :D

Originally posted by Jakesteramalamajama
Yeah. Nice Jeep. Not $95,000 nice, but hey, maybe he's just trying to convince his wife he's really trying to sell it while he really knows that (at that price) it'll stay right there in his garage, safe and sound.

This guy is some salesman (I don't mean that in a good way...)


BWAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

he can't even spell "transmition" :D

Bawahahahahahahahahaha (did i spell that right :D :flipoff2: )

Originally posted by bigdude


Bawahahahahahahahahaha (did i spell that right :D :flipoff2: )

Hey, I spelled it phonetically just like the guy with the $95,000 flatfender spells! :flipoff2:

he probably meant to say $9500.00
Its amazing what one zero can do!

"Opportunities like this don't come along often in life; don't let another bidder take this from you. Bid now, bid with confidence, bid to win."!!!!!

Yeah, it is not often you get the chance to get anal-raped AND empty your bank account at the same time!!

Old Jeep said it right:
GOT CRACK?!

Holy $hit.

That boy can sure tell a story.:rolleyes:

It *looks* like he took it to a professional photographer. Egads. I think he's serious.

sweet flatty but :barf: not for that price:rolleyes:

That is a damn nice Jeep, but I won't pay $95,000 for anything that doesn't have (in a Ricardo Altoban voice) "Rich Corinthian Leather" I like the theory that he is trying to please his wife's request to sell his beloved Jeep, if I were forced to sell something I worked that hard on I'd stick $95,000 on the reserve too. This may require some investigation, if he's just a tool trying to get a mint for a nice Jeep that someone else built for him, then everyone on this board should send a rainbow to his house, if he's being forced to sell it because of something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die, then we should all buy him a beer.

The fricking :rainbow: narrative reads like one of those infomercials. Something is really weird here, and I don't think its the flatty. I hate to say it, I think the guy is serious.

Gawkers will stare in awe as you flip the switch that controls the retractable light to show the artistry under the dash;

Please don't tell me there's neon!
Just don't tell me that!

adjust the tilt wheel and you know you have found euphoria.

Why, does it pull down into your crotch and vibrate??

Messages will be had from the modified Midland 120 channel detachable face CB

120 channels?? Cool. now you can talk to ALL the other blvd cruisers with sideband :rolleyes:


Yes, the whining straight cut gears let you know you aren't shifting a Lexus

Of course you're not driving a Lexus, A LEXUS IS CHEAPER!! YOU F***IN' IDIOT

In fact, it traversed the World famous Rubicon trial in northern California last summer without any problems.

:barf:


This guy need help, or he is a troll who is f***king with our heads...:mad3:

G I wounder if he did his own work are those light reccesed into the front bumper..............lots of bids so far

Originally posted by 4Bangler
That is a damn nice Jeep, but I won't pay $95,000 for anything that doesn't have (in a Ricardo Altoban voice) "Rich Corinthian Leather"

:eek: OMG, that's funny. There's a guy at work that always says that :laughing:. He says about Ricardo talking about the Chrysler Cordoba and its Rich Corinthian Leather" Baaaahahahahaaa, too much :laughing:

real Belino (irreplaceable) gas and water cans.....

Hmmm.......seems to me I just bought two of those gas cans (http://www.sportsmansguide.com/showad.html?promo_code=WX0&item_id=43504&ticket=13431325&urlseq=1105419989) from Sportsman's guide for $10 ea

Oh yeah....and two water cans, I think those were $6, but I'm sure he paid way more for his

By the way, Sportsman's Guide (htt[://www.sportsmansguide.com) has lots of cool military surplus and other goodies, dirt cheap!

Just goes to show they don't make um like they used to, you'll never hear Ricardo talking about "Rich Dow Chemical Plastic Resin"

Me thinks SeaBass needs to email this dude too.

I think the fawker is serious.:shaking:

I wonder why no bids yet? :D

but when you blend up Margaritas at the campsite using the 120V outlet - everyone will be amazed.

How f-ing :rainbow:

how can it be a "Rockcrawling" show jeep:rainbow: that goes together like a hermaphrodite. Are the headlights on or is that all the chrome?:flipoff2:No bids on the sucker either look for it on MTVcribs Backstreetboy's badass jeep :D

I feel dirty after I read that ,I think he writes porn as his main job

Originally posted by 4Bangler
(in a Ricardo Altoban voice) "Rich Corinthian Leather"

Sorry, but I had to look this one up...

To television viewers, he is remembered as Mr. Roarke, the mysterious host of Fantasy Island (1978-1984), and as pitchman for the "rich Corinthian leather" of Chrysler Cordobas. Montalban also played creepy superdude Khan, Captain Kirk's nemesis in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.

Whoops, you're right, Montalban, I think everyone knew who I was talking about. I'm going to have to stop working on my Jeep and go in the house once in a while, it seems like those Cordoba adds were on TV last time I watched.

Anybody heard back from this guy? I e-mailed him yesterday, but no reply :confused: :flipoff2:

I almost wrote the guy a check until I saw the pic of the seatbelt coaster/doilies protecting the rear seat.... :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Both the shocks and springs feature poly urethane bushings for added performance........................

LOL, what a homo!!!!

It has no winch, no coilovers, regular old leaf springs, d44 front :( five me a break.....

Originally posted by MOVEASIDE
Are the headlights on or is that all the chrome?:flipoff2:

a little off topic but has anyone ever seen the stainless steel CJ2 or 3
im not sure which one it is but they look sweet:smokin:

"Grey Poupon" anyone??

and your hand will naturally grip the Momo knobs.

Does Momo know about this :eek: Methinks he might not be happy about it!

That thing looks AWFUL....WAY too much lift and not enough wheelbase....yeuch!

Originally posted by BillaVista


Does Momo know about this :eek: Methinks he might not be happy about it!

That thing looks AWFUL....WAY too much lift and not enough wheelbase....yeuch!

Ouch that hurts. Looks just like mine - only a lot cleaner and straighterhttp://www.oldjeep.com/images/032302/032302SIDE.jpg

7ft tall, 5 feet wide and an 80 inch wheelbase :D

Conquered the famous Rubicon trail with no rocker guards? Must be nice. Also, I love the fact that it has genuine two-piece wheels with "rock rash". I bet this homo has a little rock rash himself!

Just my .02!

that thing is too nice to wheel so why have it.:flipoff2:

hell i wouldn't even drive it , be afraid i'd sneeze on it

Ouch that hurts. Looks just like mine - only a lot cleaner and

Naaaah Chuck, looks NOTHING like yours to me.

Go back and look at the space between his front fender and top of wheel, then compare to yours....way different!

80" WB eh? Just like a Series I Land Rover ;)

Originally posted by gnrrpreacher
Me thinks SeaBass needs to email this dude too.

I think the fawker is serious.:shaking:

should I bid or just email him a offer for $79,000:flipoff2:

I see there are still no bids, wonder why? I took another look at the pictures, is it just me, or is the rollcage wrapped in electrical tape? All that money and he couldn't spring for custom sewn roll cage padding? I wonder if he has slip covers for the seats, prolly wears latex gloves to drive it.

Uhh... did he call it a Rock Crawler?:confused: ....$95,000......:bounce2: I wish I was so rich I could buy shit like that and thrash it on the rocks...:rolleyes: ....he should have left the axles full width,this rig would definitely roll in my hands......other than that it's pretty sweet...

Originally posted by brimy311


It has no winch, no coilovers, regular old leaf springs, d44 front :( five me a break.....


I has a reciver mount for the winch and it is shown in one of the trail pics. I think for the cash involved, I would ask that he include that, Small less that 1% item

What's with the disclaimer. Is it not enough the price tag send you running.
I know, I know it's the:smokin: :smokin: :smokin:

or maybe, since he is near fresno, he meant peso's.

Hey man, forget where you are?

That Jeep is gay ass shit, and I wouldnt give him 10k for it , the only thing cool on it is the LT1. sweet front bumper also:rolleyes: :rainbow: :rainbow: that aint no rock crawler

did yall see that he reposted it? he must have done this after sobering up from the :smokin: :beer: :smokin:

Not to jump on the bandwagon...but I just had to write something and contribute to the lunacy of this idiot...

I think next time I put something on ebay I'll cap it off with "It would be an outstanding addition to your family, or to the trailer behind your RV. Opportunities like this don't come along often in life; don't let another bidder take this from you. Bid now, bid with confidence, bid to win."

I think he has suffered from several hits on the head too much. This should be in Robbe Report and not Ebay. If this jeep (if I can still call it that) represents his investing habits then he probably had a ton of aol, enron, and tyco and needs to offload this before he loses his ass off on another investment. Although I dont think anyone with the sophistication to get "spun aluminum tanks" to accumulate all of his waste...isn't that how they make trash cans?

I see he acutally got 6 bids, up to $33,000, but still didn't hit his reserve. That is a damn nice Jeep, but $33,000? Well, that's a little more reasonable than $95,000, but he's still on crack.

If I'm going to pay that much for a flat fender, it better look something like this....

http://www4.ncsu.edu:8030/~lmsmith6/1.JPG