: The mall crawler to end all mall crawlers


purecountry
02-04-2009, 06:51 AM
This dude is running 1/2 tons with a four link and 53's. Now that brave. Or fucking window licking retarded. Whichever you prefer........
http://chuckstrucks.iforumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=62310&start=0&mforum=chuckstrucks

coonbottom
02-04-2009, 07:18 AM
Another big gay truck. So what's your point? :flipoff2:


There are plenty of them out there, at least the seller isn't trying to sell it as a hardcore mud truck or something.

purecountry
02-04-2009, 07:26 AM
No that would be this guy. I give that spooled dana 44 about 3 seconds behind that 460 trying to turn those boggers, before it becomes carnage city. And I don't get how he has a 4 link? All I see is a piss poor twin traction bar design to the front and back while both front and back seem to retain leaves and coil spring/radius arm design.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p3907.m29&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D1&item=160313652899&category=6222&viewitem=

coonbottom
02-04-2009, 09:03 AM
Ebay is blocked at my work so I will take your word for it. *shrug*

Rekless_Off_Road
02-04-2009, 11:04 AM
Window licking retarded sounds about right.

mudskipper4x4
02-04-2009, 11:28 AM
I really like the dropped steering box mount on the first truck, that's fawesome.

Texas97
02-04-2009, 12:14 PM
is it just me or is 5.13 a little bit lacking for the 53" (posted as 53') tires....

and on that bronco, thats not a 460 anymore... up into the 470s being bored .06 over? (im just guessing)

Elvis38
02-04-2009, 03:22 PM
No that would be this guy. I give that spooled dana 44 about 3 seconds behind that 460 trying to turn those boggers, before it becomes carnage city. And I don't get how he has a 4 link? All I see is a piss poor twin traction bar design to the front and back while both front and back seem to retain leaves and coil spring/radius arm design.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p3907.m29&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D1&item=160313652899&category=6222&viewitem=


Look at those stickers. It's gotta be fast.:p

BOGGER1966
02-04-2009, 03:35 PM
swap out the axles for some rocks......

bigreen
02-05-2009, 08:36 AM
bumpsteer multiplier?

http://chuckstrucks.iforumer.com/images/avatars/chuckstrucks/files/l_7fc33703f8ec7cf0d5f4799f9b336e30_669.jpg

BOGGER1966
02-05-2009, 08:50 AM
:laughing: Fawsome!

Proeliator
02-05-2009, 04:34 PM
I don't know which disturbs me worse; that abortion of a truck or all the guys commenting in that thread what a sweet truck it is :shaking:

purecountry
02-05-2009, 05:47 PM
I think its the guys commenting. I wouldn't even drive that thing, those 53" militarys are heavy mother fuckers. I cant believe he doesn't break axles on speed bumps. Chucks has some bad ass trucks. 73" tractor tires on 5 ton axles with a monster big block is a tough mother fucker. Some of there anti movement, 4 linked with solid mount leaves and other stupid shit ain't so cool, but to each his own I guess.

bigmookied
02-05-2009, 06:38 PM
I think he covered the bumpsteer issue with that little teeny steering stabilzer he added :eek:

EDIT: Wait he added two, must be ok then...

Syncros
02-05-2009, 11:08 PM
How about the shocks sitting fully extended? That truck would look 10x better stock and I hate that body style haha.

Texas97
02-06-2009, 07:40 AM
holy shit, he sold it......:barf:

Deezul
02-06-2009, 09:08 AM
money doesnt buy good taste

Tyler C
02-06-2009, 09:06 PM
bumpsteer multiplier?

http://chuckstrucks.iforumer.com/images/avatars/chuckstrucks/files/l_7fc33703f8ec7cf0d5f4799f9b336e30_669.jpg

It always cracks me up when I see a truck with its tie rod and track bar making an X when viewed from the front :shaking:

jam0o0
02-06-2009, 09:14 PM
my favorite part of the blue truck is that a "pro shop" built it. but somehow they have no concept of strength, safety, or plumbob.

crashhawk
02-07-2009, 12:08 PM
I don't know which disturbs me worse; that abortion of a truck or all the guys commenting in that thread what a sweet truck it is :shaking:

Definitely the other guys, because they'll try to build the same thing with less money and 10X the booty fab!

BigOl'Flatbed
02-18-2009, 07:01 PM
the worst part is the half tons

kymudhunter
02-20-2009, 06:48 AM
Totally Mexalicious...

mj
02-20-2009, 10:51 AM
yeah but its tall

TN-D90
02-21-2009, 06:04 PM
you could pick up a lot of jail bait in that thing:grinpimp:

93xjcowboy
02-23-2009, 04:38 PM
Holy Shit look at those swaybars!

My buddy in florida had a truck similar to that but with tractor tires and a custom tube frame/chassis on top of unimogs. we hit the mud hard with that and then shook it off in town.

masonmachines
03-13-2009, 08:45 PM
To each his own. What pissed me off the most about these trucks is when people post pictures of them on pirate4x4.

tuckin20
03-14-2009, 08:04 AM
:crybaby2: Get over it!:flipoff2:
That guy built a piece of shit and made a killing on it. The owner took the biggest hit off his life on selling the death trap. and the buyer will get hurt in it. It was entertaining to look at.
If your gonna be dumb you've got to be tough.

TacoChik
03-16-2009, 02:44 PM
that guy lives close to me.

He's builds retarded crap like that all the time.

He sold a giant dodge like that not too long ago.:shaking:

Proeliator
03-16-2009, 06:36 PM
is it just me or is 5.13 a little bit lacking for the 53" (posted as 53') tires....

Nope, 5.13s aren't even enough gearing for 44's unless you have a boatload of hp/torque to make up for it. Even then they aren't the best choice unless you are limited by the selection of a d70.

glenns89
03-16-2009, 10:58 PM
This one is in the Chevy forum. I just don't know how he doesn't break tie rods driving on the street. 19 inches of lift, including the 3 inch body lift. 52 inch tires.

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Texas97
03-17-2009, 06:49 AM
Nope, 5.13s aren't even enough gearing for 44's unless you have a boatload of hp/torque to make up for it. Even then they aren't the best choice unless you are limited by the selection of a d70.

well i was being just a little bit sarcastic about it.... :homer: