Another annoying noob with dumb Q's

[Cement_guy]

(Insert your favorite string of profanity here, you know the one! that time when your__________ gave out about the same time your____________________was _____ing your_________ and everyone including your_________ knew it was happening but figured you knew and didn't say anything.)

I guess I have posting privleges now............... another waste of perfectly good sever space..............................:(