: FUNNY AS S**T Not tech, but then alot of crap posted latley isn't either


The Fleckster
07-07-2009, 01:02 AM
Alright I know alot of crap latley has not been hardcore, or full of info, but this will bring the funny:

I stumbled on this ad from ma CL post. Laughed for a good 5-10 minuts, Thought i would brighten up someones day and make em laugh. Cheers:D:homer:

So who's going to call and see if he still has it.......How about.....hmmm Blue gloves and they are a badass comes to mind :grinpimp: Whats his saying "I'll cut you bitch"

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/mcy/824484815.html
Suzuki Marauder 800 Prius killer - $3000 (san jose downtown)

Hey, I have a 2000 Suzuki Marauder VZ 800 for sale. This post was flagged just recently, probably from some jealous prius owners. You guys need to grow a pair. Just cause you can't afford to be badass like me, doesn't mean you need to hate on my badass motherf**ker.

Why buy a used Prius which will cost you are 20k+ when you can buy this badass motherf**ker. You ride this sweet ass b***h, and you'll pull more p***y than a bowl of milk. It's like growing a 12" cock without the medical s**t they try advertising in spam, except this thing actually works.

I get tons of p***y whenever I hop on this sick machine. I drove past a club the other day on this bike, and the hot chicks all started ripping their clothes off on the spot. I got a blowjob from 30 chicks at the same time. It's f**kin awesome. The other day I stopped in front of a victoria's secret with a bed on a trailer attached to the bike, cause the bike has so f**king much torque thanks to the 805cc water-cooled engine that it could probably tow your grandma's trailer around, and I got laid nonstop for 12 straight hours. All those Harley owners were staring in awe as I got all the p***y. The best part about this b***h is it only attracts hot b***hes, cause fat chicks can only appreciate KFC and McDonalds, so you don't have to worry about getting drunk and finding yourself in a bed with fat chicks. I Guarantee this, unless you eat McDonalds or KFC before riding.

Also, this b***h is way better than a prius. You see those little p***y men in their prius. You think they're getting any prius? f**k no. You get all the p***y, cause you're a f**king badass on a badass machine.

There are some dents and scraon this b***h, but don't worry about that, cause it just gets you more b***hes. They're like, "Holy s**t, you must have done some crazy, wicked s**t." Then they'll suck you off. It's pretty intense.

Also, the seat is ripped, but that's also another chick magnet. You just tell 'em that's from you riding so much, and it's pretty much guaranteed to get you laid on the spot.

The speedometer goes up to like 120, which is pretty intense, because that's almost double the f**king speed limit, which is fast as s**t.

As for gas mileage, you'll be getting around 40-45mpg. Yea, you read that right. 45mpg. So not only do you get pretty much any p***y you want, but you look way cooler than any other Prius owner on the road. Yea Prius owners, I know you're reading this. Don't be jealous. Sell that anti-p***y machine, and get this bad boy, and you can finally lose your virginity. Don't even think about trying to trade your Prius for this bad machine. I like exercising my cock at least 3 times a day, and I don't need to have a Prius Cockblocking me.

This beast is black and chrome, so it's nice and shiny and s**t, and gets everyone's attention. And it's not f**king loud like those retard Harley's, so you're pretty much gonna be a f**king ninja bike, and we all know how f**kin intense Ninjas are. Like Japanese Ninjas, with throwing stars and s**t.

This badass bike with only 19,097 miles, which is totally little, which means the engine has tons of life left, because the engine's so strong, it doesn't even need to work hard in order to be fast and s**t. Plus it's a V-twin, and everyone loves hot twins.

The other day Brad Pitt came up to me, and was like, "Dude, you're a f**king badass. High five." Then he offered me 12 grand for it, but I was like, "Dude you're Brad Pitt. You got a hot wife. I'm selling this to the average man, so he knows what it's like to get laid and s**t like that." Of course cause Brad's a badass like me, he totally understood and we proceeded to go pick up chicks for the rest of the night and got laid. It's was pretty f**kin intense.

But anyways, this is like the perfect bike for any guy. You need p***y? Get this bike. You a ninja? Perfect bike. You a harley rider? Get a f**kin motorcycle jacket and helmet dumbass. You a Prius owner? I'll feel sorry for you, cause you never got to explorer the depths of a woman's vagina with your cock. Perfect bike for you too, and you'll turn into a badass.

So pretty much, this is like the most f**king badass bike ever, and it'll get you laid.

If you wanna come check this badass motherf**king machine out, just shoot me an email or call me at 512-656-4081. I may not answer right away, but that's probably because I'm either being a badass at the moment, or I'm getting laid. But don't worry, I'll contact you back.

I got some pictures of this badass mofo too, but the camera can't f**king do this machine any justice, so in order to be able to bask in its full glory, you gotta see this b***h in person



Yea ya can move this to Chit Chat if ya must, but i wanted the scout posse to get a waahahaha ha aha first

crashhawk
07-07-2009, 03:37 AM
I may not answer right away, but that's probably because I'm either being a badass at the moment, or I'm getting laid.


This shall be my new out going message.:flipoff2:

Blind Driver
07-07-2009, 04:05 PM
:lmao:

98ZJ
07-07-2009, 06:06 PM
awesome, I think I'm going to call...
EDIT: called, and it rang and ended up going to voicemail..says his name's John...he must be out being a bad ass..

The Fleckster
07-07-2009, 11:58 PM
awesome, I think I'm going to call...
EDIT: called, and it rang and ended up going to voicemail..says his name's John...he must be out being a bad ass..

Yea sorry dude i was wiping off Big Jim and the twins and was preparing to go punch the timeclock for the third time today. Boy i love doulble and tripple shifting...:grinpimp:

The Fleckster
07-08-2009, 12:05 AM
So who's going to call and see if he still has it.......How about.....hmmm Blue gloves and they are a badass comes to mind :grinpimp: Whats his saying "I'll cut you bitch"

Um so no ones guessed yet.... Come on Pirate Trivia.....I still see that picture in my head every time i use my sawzall....:eek:

Eagle-Mark
07-08-2009, 12:50 PM
So how much yuou asking for the chick magnet Fleck? :flipoff2:

Urban Wheeler
07-08-2009, 12:54 PM
um so no ones guessed yet.... Come on pirate trivia.....i still see that picture in my head every time i use my sawzall....:eek:

hos

The Fleckster
07-08-2009, 02:14 PM
hos

BING BING BING BING.............
Your are headed to the showcase showdown...


Dame that was too easy
I use my sawzall and i bust up almost every time. Wait i even have Blus shop gloves from time to time for greasy situations....might have to shitcan the blue ones:D

Mark decided to build a clone bike and keep the original for myself, sorry dude no young hotties for you and your offer was not high enough anyway, throw in a Dana 300 and we might be able to work a deal:flipoff2:

Sherman_thetank
07-08-2009, 02:52 PM
wow it has already been removed from CL haha

440scout
07-10-2009, 12:23 PM
pretty funny...
:shaking:

super swamper
07-11-2009, 12:45 PM
this guy reminds me of brucie on grand theft auto