: Fawk!!!!!!!!!


Curtis
09-12-2002, 09:14 PM
Okay guys. Get this.

At about 1pm today I was loading my Scout onto the trailer after hooking the trailer to my 'burb. I begin to srive up when I hear a bang, smash, crash!!!! I look forward and notice the tongue of my trailer poking through my newly broken rear window just over the huge crease in the 'burb's tailgate. SHIT!! I forgot to throw the pin to connect the ball to the tongue.

So, I drive the Scout off the trailer and go inspect the carnage. The tongue is about 5' in the air right through the window. I break off some glass and drag the trailer out when it slips out of my hand and falls the 5' onto my sandal clad right foot. Now, the tongue easily weighs 300-400 pounds and it fell ATLEAST 5' onto my bare foot. Mother fawking OUCH!! It hurt more than anything I can remember including two years ago when a cable snapped and broke my right leg, and more than last year when the 8" grinder slipped out of my hand, cut my face open and exploded into my mouth. No problem. I'll walk it off ;)

The pain began subsiding so I continued getting ready to leave tomorrow. Then at about 3pm the pain came back and kept getting worse. Off to the doc I go who sent me directly to emergency. Shit. So, off I go.

Well, I just got home after finding out I I broke my big toe and severely crushed/damaged the soft tissue from the arch of my foot forward. They even used a heat drill to drill two hole through my toe nail to allow some blood to ooze out and relieve pressure. I'm also wearing a hard sole funky shoe. But, hey. I have my extra-strength vicodin and a fresh margarita to keep me comfortable for tonight atleast.

Anyway, needless to say, I'm not going to make it this weekend. I can barely walk and can no way push a brake or gas pedal. So, you guys have fun and give the sluice a run for me.

mike
09-12-2002, 09:18 PM
Fawks right! Dude, you gotta take better care around heavy/dangerous things! Hope it heals up quick! well.. thats still probably like 6 to 8 weeks :(

Curtis
09-12-2002, 09:26 PM
Yeah they say 6-8 weeks, but I hope to wheel next weekend ;)

Here's a pic :eek:

waterdog
09-12-2002, 09:33 PM
Leave the tractor at home, and take a TOE truck :flipoff2:

JoshC
09-12-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by John H. Martin
Leave the tractor at home, and take a TOE truck :flipoff2:

Leave the pics at home! Fawk dude. The damage doesn't look that bad but your feet are fukin ugly:flipoff2:

Rock Tractor
09-12-2002, 10:29 PM
That Toe taly sucks. Heal up and we will catch ya on the next one.

Sully
09-13-2002, 03:55 PM
Man... even without the damage you gots some ugly feets!

Scoutaholic
09-13-2002, 04:37 PM
Man that is some bad luck all at once. You better stay away from anything heavier than a remote control for a while.:(

Hooper
09-13-2002, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Scoutaholic
Man that is some bad luck all at once. You better stay away from anything heavier than a remote control for a while.:(


ROFL. Sorry. But that was funny!!

Ben Segrest
09-14-2002, 01:10 AM
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What happened to your left foot?

Snoopy
09-14-2002, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Curtis
Here's a pic :eek:
If there was one thing I didn't need a visual for... NICE

Lama
09-14-2002, 08:13 PM
Looks like a tumor. Dude, hockey players are laughing at your azz right now.

Curtis
09-14-2002, 11:00 PM
Yeah, whatever. Okay I have ugly feet since they are so fawkin' huge and out of proportion at size 15 :D :D

Anyway, should be up and around getting ready for a trip to the con next weekend. It may hurt a bit, but what the hell :flipoff2:

mike
09-14-2002, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Lama
Looks like a tumor. Dude, hockey players are laughing at your azz right now.

No, I've broken my toe. It sucks.