concealed weapons stories [Archive]

LiLBucket

10-13-2009, 07:15 AM

The only thing I've shot with my carry weapon is a possum (opposum, whateverTF) that my dog cornerd in a trash pile out back.

Oh, and paper and steel targets! Ya, I'm bad...:evil:....

:laughing:

aloharover

10-13-2009, 07:47 AM

Wow, must be tuesday

kdo58

10-13-2009, 08:10 AM

I was driving to work , and some guy ran me off the road, I get a chance to get by him, and block him behind traffic. He then try's to pass me and I have no part of that. Than at the next stop light, He gets out off his car to confront me. His exact words were " do you want to take care of this now" He was a 6'5" 300 plus pound black guy, I pull my gun out, and have it in my lap. He walks up to my door and see's my gun in my lap, He start backing up, saying " it's all right". But the kickers is there was a couple of cops at the intersection watching the whole thing. They pull up in the middle of the intersections asking whats going on. I tell them my side, show my concealed weapon permit. They let me go on my way, and the black guy got taken a way.

pb4u4x4

10-13-2009, 08:16 AM

My daughter and I were walking to my truck to go to softball practice and the groundhog that was tearing up the yard showed his head. She said "dad, why don't you shoot it?" I asked how she expected me to do that and she said " with that black gun under your shirt". :D

ecrist

10-13-2009, 08:52 AM

I pull mine out all the time. Fucking asshole drivers around here act like they own the road. So I just pull up next to them and point my weapon at them just to see the look on thier faces. Funny as shit. :laughing: No, I'm not THAT stupid :blackflipoff:

Mudinyeri

10-13-2009, 08:54 AM

This one time, at band camp ....

usmcdoc14

10-13-2009, 08:55 AM

Wow, must be tuesday

I am not sure that day should happen in here :D

TheRedHorseman

10-13-2009, 09:20 AM

Yeah.

Tuesday in chit chat and gen. 4x4 just results in booty fab and hurt feelings.
Tuesday in OSR could result in stretched anuses.

Azzy2000

10-13-2009, 09:22 AM

ecrist

10-13-2009, 09:24 AM

Drunk Tank.. is that you? :laughing:

haha...where is that boy anyway? Possibly spending time in the FPMITAP. :laughing:

Norm

10-13-2009, 09:32 AM

aloharover

10-13-2009, 10:04 AM

Roktoys84

10-13-2009, 10:07 AM

I was gonna get my cfp once, but then I lost all my guns in a boating accident so I decided there was no point.

Drunk tank

10-13-2009, 10:10 AM

Drunk Tank.. is that you? :laughing:
LMAO!!!!! You guys are assholes!

only time I've ever intensionaly pointed a gun at someone was when I was a kid.... and it was a BB gun. We were slinging BBs back and forth one pump style... god that hurt! We didnt even have saftey glasses then! :D

misterfubar

10-13-2009, 10:12 AM

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar

Scott@Rockstomper

10-13-2009, 10:15 AM

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

Roktoys84

10-13-2009, 10:23 AM

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

Are you sure it wasn't a tactical spork? :flipoff2:

ecrist

10-13-2009, 10:45 AM

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar

I believe it. One of my strats is fawking HEAVY! :laughing:

TheRedHorseman

10-13-2009, 10:59 AM

Are you sure it wasn't a tactical spork? :flipoff2:

Probably a fork, a spork is downright unsporting.

Ben Segrest

10-13-2009, 11:01 AM

Probably a fork, a spork is downright unsporting.

A tactical fork?

Scott@Rockstomper

10-13-2009, 11:13 AM

A tactical fork?

It wasn't just tactical, it was LaRue.

:laughing:

C'mon, guys, I can't be the only one who knows where that line came from.

BoneCrusher

10-13-2009, 11:23 AM

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar

Pretty decent song.

Blue Chip

10-13-2009, 11:49 AM

I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

Outstanding movie Mr. Blank.

Roktoys84

10-13-2009, 12:24 PM

It wasn't just tactical, it was LaRue.

:laughing:

C'mon, guys, I can't be the only one who knows where that line came from.

I heard you can chop down a tree with those larue tactical forks. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
I had to google it, never seen it.

Navydoc8778

10-13-2009, 01:30 PM

Once I drew mine and shot a ground squirrel, just to watch him die.

Was it in Reno?

TheRedHorseman

10-13-2009, 01:37 PM

Was it in Reno?

No, Catalina. :(

Hef

10-13-2009, 01:45 PM

SeaBass44

10-13-2009, 04:30 PM

Legally, and morally, you were wrong. You just got away with it. Had you shot him the outcome wouldn't have been in your favor.

let him learn the hard way:shaking::laughing:

TNToy

10-13-2009, 08:24 PM

I'm pretty sure kdo is joking. His sarcasm is just very subtle. ;)

I hope.

Big Murph

10-13-2009, 08:49 PM

serch for purses and handguns for a good story:laughing:

10-13-2009, 09:05 PM

I've got 5 kids

Scoutillac

10-13-2009, 09:21 PM

My CPL got me out of a speeding ticket in Montlake Terrace(notorious for giving out tickets).......LOL Who else other than the almighty Shifty can get out of a a ticket for 45 in a 30:eek: Only problem was my card was good with an exp date of 2011, but the LFPD (the local issuing PD) did not have my info updated in the computer and have it as expired in 08. The young cop was cool as shit and vary happy that I disclosed that I was packing.

k5king

10-13-2009, 10:31 PM

anyone here have any concealed weapons stories? Like when you have had to draw it:flipoff2:

pretty sure any " real " story would would entail something like.....

" I pulled my gun, someone died,,, a lot " :rolleyes:

SeaBass44

10-13-2009, 10:37 PM

pretty sure any " real " story would would entail something like.....

" I pulled my gun, someone died,,, a lot " :rolleyes:

everytime I see one of these threads, I die a little inside:laughing::laughing:

nooblet

10-13-2009, 10:53 PM

What is happening in OSR today? :laughing:

Chris

k5king

10-13-2009, 10:55 PM

lol, 1 shot would be just dead. Emptying the clip like your train would be " a lot ". :D

nooblet

10-13-2009, 10:57 PM

lol, 1 shot would be just dead. Emptying the clip like your train would be " a lot ". :D

Emptying the what? :confused:

paging TRH :blacklaughing:

Ben Segrest

10-13-2009, 11:12 PM

Emptying the what? :confused:

paging TRH :blacklaughing:

http://www.spam.com/ASSETS/9065F35001D64D33AB4BB27627A06392/6686.jpg

Romogo

10-14-2009, 06:33 AM

Emptying the what? :confused:

paging TRH :blacklaughing:

Maybe he uses a Garand for home defense?

Or takes the rounds off of stripper clips one at a time and throws them at the assailant?