http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid35/p7623c72d4abe90c568c7f301989b7e2b/fd29ee38.jpg

There is about 500 feet of air under those tires..........

I am over about 100 miles from my house and any real resemblance of a town..........

Let alone the trauma hospital it would take to put my ass back together...............

Did I get it????

If you have to ask, then no...
:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jason M
If you have to ask, then no...
:rolleyes:

:flipoff2:

pretty much.

Damn the long way to the mall is getting worse and worse.....:flipoff2:

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ

Did I get it????

yeah - you won the dumb shit award :flipoff2:

Fawk I love this place. Those are the exact answers that I was expecting and wanting.

Really I just wanted to share my near death experience with everyone.....

I wasn't asking and don't need to but thanks for making me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Where was that pic taken?

do you have any other angles of that spot? I certainly don't see the 500ft of air, but if it's there, than you may be lucky to be alive.

damn, I see the air, looks like the trail on the side of the hill is washed out at that one spot, and the rear end is up on a rock?

how did you get out of that?

Originally posted by MoonDog

how did you get out of that?

Better, how did you get in that situation, detour around the mall

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ
I wasn't asking and don't need to but thanks for making me feel all warm and fuzzy.

So you lost all control of your bodily functions and ruined a pair of shorts huh? Thanks for the info! :flipoff2:

Is that the hill we have to keep digging out on Permanente? If so WTH line are you trying to take? :eek: Thats a little more than 500 ft to the bottom of that cliff.

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


There is about 500 feet of air under those tires..........

I am over about 100 miles from my house and any real resemblance of a town..........

Let alone the trauma hospital it would take to put my ass back together...............

Did I get it????

Did your mom know that you did that to her Jeep???


Did you Get what???

Did you Get what???

the milk? bread?:confused:

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid35/p7623c72d4abe90c568c7f301989b7e2b/fd29ee38.jpg

There is about 500 feet of air under those tires..........


Did I get it????
500 feet?


Oh, I know what you did....





You must be basing your measurements on the same scale that you measure your dick with. "No really, according to this its 11 inches"

youre never gonna get it!:flipoff2:

I'd like to thank JD Lethal for this phat beat, now cut the beat and start this shit up:flipoff2:

Blackjack- Yep that is the washed out cut on Perm. When you see the writeup you will see that my line is not all that off and it is the fact that the back started to roll down the hill as I drove it that really got me into that pickle.

That big rock moved about a foot while I was creeping over it. Oh and I was just tossing out the 500 foot number in a conservative way. You and I both know how dead you would be if you slipped of that....

Rocktop- My Mom? Thanks for the compliment.... I gues the fact that I bought the ZJ new in 93. Have spent 8 years in the Army, Have a wife and two kids (7 and 3) I still look young enough to be mistaken for a teeny bopper! THANK YOU! Now go Fawk yourself.

JD Lethal _Damn man your name even sounds like you should be spinning records!

Hayraker- No my cock is a modest 9 1/2 inches.....No Really, It is! lol. I am not so sure if I have any pics of the ravine. Enough guys from Alaska are on here and have done that trail and I think they can vouch for it if you really need that vindication. 500 feet is a conservative estimate. Blackjack, Alaska Assassin and shitload of others can tell you that.

Yeah, you got it.......

























.....turtled on a big rock that is! :flipoff2:

I can just make out the emminent danger in that pic, yup, you nearly fawked yourself, I'm sure it look way worse from the driver's seat, all creaking and sliding and shit.

Hehehehehehehe, I had to go to the hospital last time I patted myself on the back:flipoff2:

Seriously, your wheeling your shit, that's gettin it! Or you could be a web wheeler, damn it's warm and cozy in my office right now:emb4:

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


Hayraker- No my cock is a modest 9 1/2 inches.....No Really, It is! lol.

My condolences to your wife.:(




































:flipoff2:

looks like someone is good at photoshop.

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ
No my cock is a modest 9 1/2 inches.....No Really, It is! lol.

I think he's been oversea's too much or something, thinking metric. 500 centimeters down, and 9.5cm with which to punish his wife ;)

Gnarly pic man, get that damn write up posted.
-Nate

Bangler hit the nail on the head. It is a mistake gone horibly wrong.

Yep I am a web wheeler. Get your ass on a boat and come web wheel with me. Or you can wait till I PCS next year and I will come web wheel with you.

Photochop? Nope, I am not smart enough for that. there might be a trick up my sleeve but you will have to wait for the writeup.

Nate-I am coming down next year and Chris L and I are planning a Rubi run. I have not done it since 96

Alright, well I'm only in cali in the summertime, which is prime rubi time anyway. So make plans already ;)
-Nate

Rocktop- My Mom? Thanks for the compliment.... I gues the fact that I bought the ZJ new in 93. Have spent 8 years in the Army, Have a wife and two kids (7 and 3) I still look young enough to be mistaken for a teeny bopper! THANK YOU! Now go Fawk yourself.

Over all not trying to offend you, but... Someone with a Wife and Kids should not be doing anything like that...if it is realy 500 ft to the bottom, even more stupid. With no roll cage and or the proper restraints...:eek: doing things like that is not what makes you a hardcore Wheeler... We have other names for people like that, around here...

I think it may be time to help that rock on its way down the hill. If we do that and the tree close to it, I dont think the hill will sluff off anymore. Something the club should discuss.

Needs more flex. Period.

j

BlackJack- I think your right. I thought it was "ok" just a bit more difficult than usual, but after that little brush I am not so sure that is the area to have a hard obstacle.

I think that bank is going to continue to sluff. There is just nothing holding it in place for like another 30 yards on the top of the bank. But getting that Spruce out of there would be a good thing. I think it is just going to be one of those spots.......

Originally posted by rocktop


Over all not trying to offend you, but... Someone with a Wife and Kids should not be doing anything like that...if it is realy 500 ft to the bottom, even more stupid. With no roll cage and or the proper restraints...:eek: doing things like that is not what makes you a hardcore Wheeler... We have other names for people like that, around here...

Well You offended me. You offended me good.

Why don't you just go get on the Boat from Seattle and just come wheel with me. Or you can wait till I come down to the Lower 48 next summer and I will come wheel with you.

You don't know a damn thing about the rollover protection of a ZJ. I will tell you that it would not have done me a damn bit of good it I fell off that cliff. Infact Your Rollcage, if you have one, would not have done you any good either. You would be just as dead as a guy jumping off it naked.

Fawking California Pussy (wife is from Cali so I judge you all one pussy at a time and my judgement is this guy is a ButtHumper), mind your own fawking business. Go smoke some dope or hug a tree or some stupid shiat like that.

You don't know what is best for me or have ANY idea of my dedication to MY family. You got a bit to learn about overstepping your bounds, biotch. You City Slicker arse thinks you know what is best for me? My Family? Fawk off!

Judging my career? Up Yours Polesmoker. I jump out of planes too, should I stop that as well? You better hope I don't or your gonna be whistling "Shove Another Cob up my Arse" with some guy named Abdullah Sahib.

Your Self Rightous, Granola Eating, Save the Whales, Rump Ranger attitude is never gonna teach me a damn thing, Tardo. Stop telling me what is best for me, cause you ain't man enough to even tell me what hole is what.

All this over a little picture I was sharing with others who could revel in my dumbshit manuever, but most likely sympathize and say "Been There Done That". I don't want some opinionated. NTSB, Sierra Club, I know all, bullshiat asnwer about What is best for me or my family.

You got a whole shiatload to learn about risk v. reward. I don't care what the Dahli Lamna told you in you last Yoga Class, you only get to live this life one time and telling others how to live their life is the wimp way out. Get your arse in the game and play it. Even if it does include the occasional fawk up!

C'mon Alaska ZJ--tell us how ya really feel... :flipoff2:

and the alaskan hath spoketh!! sweet pics man...had to look at it a few times before i could find the 500 feet....oh yeah and i think you took the wrong line:D

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


Well You offended me. You offended me good.

Why don't you just go get on the Boat from Seattle and just come wheel with me. Or you can wait till I come down to the Lower 48 next summer and I will come wheel with you.

Go smoke some dope or hug a tree or some stupid shiat like that.

You City Slicker arse thinks you know what is best for me? My Family? Fawk off!

Your Self Rightous, Granola Eating, Save the Whales, Rump Ranger attitude is never gonna teach me a damn thing, Tardo. Stop telling me what is best for me, cause you ain't man enough to even tell me what hole is what.


You got a whole shiatload to learn about risk v. reward. Get your arse in the game and play it. Even if it does include the occasional fawk up!


I love this stuff!!! Man This guy should do Stand Up!

I especially like the "get on the Boat from Seattle" part. If your so damn hard core drive the SOB!! You do know there is a road between far, far away, I must be in a different country Alaska and The rest of the United States (exluding Hawaii and few otehr island properties...)???

Granola eating hippies! Where does he get his material! I love it!

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


Well You offended me. You offended me good.

Why don't you just go get on the Boat from Seattle and just come wheel with me. Or you can wait till I come down to the Lower 48 next summer and I will come wheel with you.

You don't know a damn thing about the rollover protection of a ZJ. I will tell you that it would not have done me a damn bit of good it I fell off that cliff. Infact Your Rollcage, if you have one, would not have done you any good either. You would be just as dead as a guy jumping off it naked.

Fawking California Pussy (wife is from Cali so I judge you all one pussy at a time and my judgement is this guy is a ButtHumper), mind your own fawking business. Go smoke some dope or hug a tree or some stupid shiat like that.

You don't know what is best for me or have ANY idea of my dedication to MY family. You got a bit to learn about overstepping your bounds, biotch. You City Slicker arse thinks you know what is best for me? My Family? Fawk off!

Judging my career? Up Yours Polesmoker. I jump out of planes too, should I stop that as well? You better hope I don't or your gonna be whistling "Shove Another Cob up my Arse" with some guy named Abdullah Sahib.

Your Self Rightous, Granola Eating, Save the Whales, Rump Ranger attitude is never gonna teach me a damn thing, Tardo. Stop telling me what is best for me, cause you ain't man enough to even tell me what hole is what.

All this over a little picture I was sharing with others who could revel in my dumbshit manuever, but most likely sympathize and say "Been There Done That". I don't want some opinionated. NTSB, Sierra Club, I know all, bullshiat asnwer about What is best for me or my family.

You got a whole shiatload to learn about risk v. reward. I don't care what the Dahli Lamna told you in you last Yoga Class, you only get to live this life one time and telling others how to live their life is the wimp way out. Get your arse in the game and play it. Even if it does include the occasional fawk up!

Man have I got your number Down:rolleyes:


I think I just proved my point... I don't have to prove anything to you anyway. I spent may years scraping people like you of the road, and sending them home to the family in a body bag. you don't know me and nor do I know you I was just giving some advice:flipoff2:



Hell, I could care less if you had gone to the bottom of that mole hill anyway, I just was considering what your childeren would think when they had to grow up with no Dad... thats my point :flipoff2:

Jus click here to solve this (http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/member2.php?s=&action=addlist&userlist=ignore&userid=7073)

Originally posted by uglyscout



I love this stuff!!! Man This guy should do Stand Up!

I especially like the "get on the Boat from Seattle" part. If your so damn hard core drive the SOB!! You do know there is a road between far, far away, I must be in a different country Alaska and The rest of the United States (exluding Hawaii and few otehr island properties...)???

Granola eating hippies! Where does he get his material! I love it!

I have driven that road three time. I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone!! lol. Took a bit of pity and just told him about the boat.......

rocktop-I am done with you man, I just wanted you to know you hit a sensitive spot in my personality and that I don't F around with your sort of talk....... Maybe others put up with it, but I am not going to.

Get a rollcage. Last I checked this was a hardcore rockcrawling site and doing stuff like that without the right safety equipment is just plain dumb. Oh, and save the :crybaby: routine, you posted it on a public forum and asked for comments.

I still call BULLSHIT!

PHOTOCHOP!!

:flipoff2:

that is all, thank you drive thru. :flipoff2:

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


I have driven that road three time. I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone!! lol. Took a bit of pity and just told him about the boat.......



I have driven it twice and I'd recommend the boat too - but come on I it is the road trip of a lifetime. And really not that bad...:D

Originally posted by GloNDark
I still call BULLSHIT!

PHOTOCHOP!!

:flipoff2:

that is all, thank you drive thru. :flipoff2:

I wish. Like I said before I can barely use MS Paint......When our webmaster gets the entire trip report published to the web I will post a link to it. You will see it is not a photochop.

Although my shorts wish it would have been.

Originally posted by Azrckcrawler
Get a rollcage. Last I checked this was a hardcore rockcrawling site and doing stuff like that without the right safety equipment is just plain dumb. Oh, and save the :crybaby: routine, you posted it on a public forum and asked for comments.

:flipoff2:

Actually I agree and am working on it throughout the winter.

As for the crybaby stuff.......:rolleyes: read my reply to the other toad.

ok, here goes. I had a rough day dealing with a "sales effectiveness manager" WTF that is I have no idea other than a 26 yr old guy out of college who doesnt no sh!t, so I am already in a bad mood.

and zj, if one person every thanks you for the job you do wearing a "tree suit" count yourself lucky. I know, I wore one too.

I am glad you were out there. I am glad you had the chutzpa to show the world that you can get in a major pucker place. I think most of the people on this site wouldn't admit they were close to shitting their pants even if they had 6" skid marks in their drawers.

Now, for being in a spot like that? NO straps? NO place to attach them? NO bumpers? I don't know. I see my kids face every time I START to pucker on a trail, but hey that's me. NO one is saying that you DIDN'T. However, I think what got you in trouble was your original "did I get it" Looks like you got high centered on your diff. That's what it looks like to me. And with only 12" to the pumpkin, I know all about that. You deserve all the shit you get about being proud of getting high centered on side drop like that. Remember, If you have too ask....

Besides, it still needs more flex

:flipoff2:

BTW, your response to rocktoy was WAY out of line IMHO. If you truly wanted someone to commisserate with your "dumbshit manuever", YOU shouldn't get pissed when the insinuate that you WERE a "dumbshit".

Rant off.

j

Originally posted by Alaska ZJ


:flipoff2:

Actually I agree and am working on it throughout the winter.

As for the crybaby stuff.......:rolleyes: read my reply to the other toad.

:eek: Time to Grow up man.... I think you have spent too much time in the dark.... I have no more time for your BS.

Rocktoy Take note of Rangie's reply.

that is the correct way to badger someone without them getting all deffensive. I actually stopped to think about what he was saying. I don't agree with it all but I stopped to think.

Rangie- No offense taken man. You did not tell me what I need to do or how I am doing my family wrong or any of that. I respect your opinion.

As for no bumper, straps, attachment point. Yes Yes and Yes. All in that picture.

I have a 3/16 steel perimeter all the way around my heep.

As for needing thanks for being in a tree suit? Naa, I was just using that more for a risk v. reward comparison. I don't need anyones thank you. I get it every time I tuck my two boys into bed or drive them to a soccer game......

Wheres the pics?

THIS IS OLD :flipoff2:

I don't see any pic. :confused:
Reminds me of a discusion about grade 12 bolts. :confused:

yes I did :flipoff2:

I guess I'll make use of my 80gig HD and my red star :flipoff2:

And a recent pic :eek:

R.I.P.

what happened?

(cough) roll cage (cough,cough)................:shaking:

;)

hold on to the rocker panel, that'll help..........:flipoff2:

And people wonder why a lot of say EXO-CAGE....

it got a make over

So did this guy ever get a rollcage? Or is he still trying to make "daddyless" children?

deja vu?
Someone must have slipped some acid in my coffee.
The original post is old.
then we have new pictures with no description and comments about the original that is not available.

What is the story with the rolled grand cherokee.
Is it the same one in the original post?

I'm lost here, clue me in???

Yep still trying to kill myself.....I just can't learn real fast I guess.....lol.:flipoff2:

Oh well, it gives many of you reason to quiver and berate someone you don't know about a situation you don't know anything about....lol. Tear it up ladie's.

Think of this....I was even pinned inside it! lol

Shit happens, it's my money and my life. I'll go out when I am supposed to....


Oh and I am holding on that rockrail to get a better look at what I am doing...I am still going forward in that pick. I needed to go in back a few inches to turn harder into the bank and in a error I pushed in the detent button and went to reverse instead of nuetral. The torque of the gear change sent me over. That and I had the tire on the roof.......which is where I usually DO NOT have it.

Oh well.......live and learn.....hopefully....before I croak.

Well Atleast your ok:flipoff2:



P.S. \\\\

Like I said about a year ago... time for a cage:flipoff2:

:shaking:

you would think after a year he would put in a cage to each there own stupity:rolleyes:

Originally posted by 76K5Blazer
you would think after a year he would put in a cage to each there own stupity:rolleyes:

hmmmmm wonder if a few month in a distant land had anything to do with it.....But you would think wouldn't you....Your parents reproduced and you don't see us complaining....

where is the orig pic of the 500 foot jump/cliff thing?? I think I missed something here..

Originally posted by HNRYS69
where is the orig pic of the 500 foot jump/cliff thing?? I think I missed something here..

Mike reposted them on the second page again I think. My server went tits up I think.

Originally posted by HNRYS69
where is the orig pic of the 500 foot jump/cliff thing?? I think I missed something here..

Me too





nevermind I found the pic

Holy thread-from-the-dead Batman!

Nice crushed unibody there!:D