Wow, I was just offer my dream job, I'm still in shock. Its a big move for my family. We currently live in Tennessee and the market for what I do is shit here.

The new job is in Alabama, it is everything I have been working towards for the past 10 years. It will basically triple our yearly income, be a secure position with a company that truly appreciates it's employees.

Sorry I don't mean to be bragging. I just can't get anyone on the phone to tell.

Now the hard part of telling my current boss. I honestly love the man, he gave me my big break, I owe my career to him. But this company just doesn't want to pay shit and there is nothing he can do about it. :(

Wow, I was just offer my dream job, I'm still in shock. Its a big move for my family. We currently live in Tennessee and the market for what I do is shit here.

The new job is in Alabama, it is everything I have been working towards for the past 10 years. It will basically triple our yearly income, be a secure position with a company that truly appreciates it's employees.

Sorry I don't mean to be bragging. I just can't get anyone on the phone to tell.

Now the hard part of telling my current boss. I honestly love the man, he gave me my big break, I owe my career to him. But this company just doesn't want to pay shit and there is nothing he can do about it. :(

congrats, what is it you do?

Congrats, too bad its in Alabama :flipoff2:

Congrats, too bad its in Alabama :flipoff2:
watch your corn hole man.


YouTube - hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband 'cause they rapin' e'rybody out here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnaVoTfkqa8)

congrats, what is it you do?

He masterbates caged monkeys for artificial insemination.

Didn't know fluffer was such a career.

Congrats.

He masterbates caged monkeys for artificial insemination.
and the new job is snorking coke with them?

congrats, what is it you do?
He's a gay male escort.

and the new job is snorking coke with them?


Is that what their big hose on their head is for?

http://kerrianne.org/wp-content/uploads/snorks.jpg

congrats man. If the current boss is what you say he is, he will congratulate you as well and likely be happy/proud for you.

Is that what their big hose on their head is for?

http://kerrianne.org/wp-content/uploads/snorks.jpg

The big hose on their head is something that becomes erect and emits bubbles and a "snork" sound when they get excited.

Snorks are a bunch of dick heads.

good job! You have also been awarded monies in the amounts of $225,415USD. Please to cash check and send remainders to me.

Now the hard part of telling my current boss. I honestly love the man, he gave me my big break, I owe my career to him. But this company just doesn't want to pay shit and there is nothing he can do about it. :(
family > work.

and the new job is snorking coke with them?

No, jacking off dead spiders. It's much safer and pays more because of the finger dexterity required.

Thats awesome! Congrats, if i got trippled my yearly pay i could probably be at like 45 grand! haha!

That's great....congrats. I had to do the same thing. It is a hard thing to leave people that you care about. However, you have to make this move. It is the right thing for you and your family. Good luck.

Didn't know fluffer was such a career.

Congrats.


It is,but only in the Valley.

Man, if I could triple my salary..........wow......just.......wow......

Man, if I could triple my salary..........wow......just.......wow......

If I could keep my same salary, and move to a state where the cost of living was 1/3 (NJ vs. Alabama), I would be thrilled :smokin:

If I could keep my same salary, and move to a state where the cost of living was 1/3 (NJ vs. Alabama), I would be thrilled :smokin:

I basically did that (NJ to central Pa to Florida)

it was nice :D

Welcome to Alabama! :D

Now the hard part of telling my current boss. I honestly love the man, he gave me my big break, I owe my career to him. But this company just doesn't want to pay shit and there is nothing he can do about it. :(


Yeah... you should probably just abandon this silly notion of bettering your own life out of love for some man. :flipoff2:

Congrats

promoted to shakes AND fries! Holy shit! Congrats!

Shakes AND fries?.......................damn multi taskers

showing off, he is. :shaking:

Felcher?

Thanks evaryone. i got called into a few meetings after posting this.

I handle corporate export compliance programs for goverment contrqctors that work with the DoD and DoS.

I also get licensing for the export of arms, ammo, explosives and alot of other really cool shit.

Congrats!

If I could triple my salary...I think I could move just about anywhere for 5 years or so and be set...

what part of Bama?

what part of Bama?

Mobile

Mobile

I hope you like rain and humidity. :laughing:

The big hose on their head is something that becomes erect and emits bubbles and a "snork" sound when they get excited.

Snorks are a bunch of dick heads.
Yeah they did that on robot chicken but I can't find the clip:confused:
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/snork-tubes.html

I handle corporate export compliance programs for goverment contrqctors that work with the DoD and DoS.

I also get licensing for the export of arms, ammo, explosives and alot of other really cool shit.

Do you do any importing?? Like exporting/importing? Is your name Art Van de Lay? :flipoff2:

If I got paid 3x as much as I am now i'd still be getting nothing. FML

Congrats, great it's in Alabama :D:



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Glad it's working out for you.



God Bless,
David B.