Hey Kurt,
I just wanted to say that you are just freaking AWESOME on that "Introduction to Being Gay" video. Though I have been terribly slated against gays up until this point, you have shown me that it is truly a choice to be gay, and seeing as it's your decision, and not genetic, and that fact that I am Pro-choice, means that I cannot be for one kind of choice and not for the other. Thanks for opening my eyes to allowing you and your gay gfriends to be what you want to be. Anytime you wanna come down and cruise the Redbull rig on gay day, I'll make an exception and give you a decal to run on your gay ass Jeep so you can at least prtend it's a real rig. Please let me know.
Afterwards, we will even buy the beers for the group and not to make you feel left out, will buy a Mojito for your gay ass.