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broncdawg · 10-30-2009, 08:01 AM

This Ford is my chariot, but I wonder why.
It maketh me to lie down in muddy roads, it stalleth in deep waters.
It stresseth my soul, for it be the best but the oldest of its namesake.
Yea, though I ride through the Hills of the High Desert, I shall fear no trail.
For my Bronco is under me.
Still, thy creaks and thy groans, they discomfort me.
Thy performance threatens embarrassment in the presence of mine enemies.
Thy seals anointest my head with oil, thy radiator runneth over.
Surely, the memory of my decision will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the
poor house forever."

redranger4.0 · 10-30-2009, 08:07 AM

Sweet tech.

Add this too it. Built Ford tough with other peoples stuff.

this thread blows.

Panthers65 · 10-30-2009, 05:57 PM

Can we nominate this to the chit chat classics? Clearly something this amazing should be remembered for ever, how did you ever come up with something so amazingly cleaver

move this thread ANYWHERE but here.....

10-30-2009, 08:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
broncdawg Wheeler Join Date: Jan 2005 Member # 42245 Location: Bishop, CA Posts: 440	Bronco prayer This Ford is my chariot, but I wonder why. It maketh me to lie down in muddy roads, it stalleth in deep waters. It stresseth my soul, for it be the best but the oldest of its namesake. Yea, though I ride through the Hills of the High Desert, I shall fear no trail. For my Bronco is under me. Still, thy creaks and thy groans, they discomfort me. Thy performance threatens embarrassment in the presence of mine enemies. Thy seals anointest my head with oil, thy radiator runneth over. Surely, the memory of my decision will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the poor house forever." __________________ 77' Bronco,5.0 roller,Klune 4:1,37s,Wristed radius arm / 85' Runner-5.29s,Detroits / 79 F350 4x4

10-30-2009, 08:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
redranger4.0 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 25325 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,948	Sweet tech. Add this too it. Built Ford tough with other peoples stuff. this thread blows. __________________ Bent Fabrications EVO4 Steering Rocks 47" LTB's Magnacharged LM7 Last edited by redranger4.0; 10-30-2009 at 08:08 AM.

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10-30-2009, 05:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Panthers65 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Member # 45530 Posts: 1,317	Can we nominate this to the chit chat classics? Clearly something this amazing should be remembered for ever, how did you ever come up with something so amazingly cleaver move this thread ANYWHERE but here.....