TTC 2012: Champion's Cup

[ChestonScout]

Originally Posted by 73FJBUGGY

I will have to watch the video tonight to get you the number, but Thorson got a DNF for the trap. I'll post it tomorrow...can't find it on the web. (I do know the final tally according to TTC was 68 to 66)

P.S. I like your quote "pimpin IS easy"

To bad you get points for every event and not just the tank trap


I think his time with the s10 was a 9 something in 07. Byron Hair got the record in 08 with a 8 something. Brett Jerome got it in 09 with a 6 something and then carwash BLEW that out of the water with a 4 something. But Carwash was blowing everything that week. lol His favorite was trannys

[73FJBUGGY]

Originally Posted by ChestonScout

To bad you get points for every event and not just the tank trap


I think his time with the s10 was a 9 something in 07. Byron Hair got the record in 08 with a 8 something. Brett Jerome got it in 09 with a 6 something and then carwash BLEW that out of the water with a 4 something. But Carwash was blowing everything that week. lol His favorite was trannys

I knew that Carwash was the Tank Trap King....that is why I said ONE of the fastest times ever...top 3 or 5...like I said I will get the numbers. Of course I realize that there are more events than one, but it just seems crappy to finish first or second in the "smaller events"...blow out the time in the biggest event...and lose to a guy who didn't even complete the biggest event at all! Points are points, but watching it unfold just seemed upside down.

[carwash]

I got lucky in the trap I guess... but I'd say they make sure that no one ever does it that fast again...

[im84]

Originally Posted by poorboy1

Maybe you should ship it out here and let me get some seat time in it.

You don't need seat time. Just point and shoot. If that doesn't work back up and repeat. If THAT doesn't work back up get another beer and repeat. Keep repeating the previous instructions until you end up flying over logs or your back hurts. If your back hurts repeat second sentence and it will work itself out. Beers gettin hot, let me know

[sprueitt]

I am really stoked about this next TTC. I have already been thinking about how I can change up the obstacle course. I got to pass some ideas past Toby, Dan, Dustin, Jeff, and Jack...

Since this is the Champions Cup we need to really make the Tank Trap extra tough. My ideas are:

1) Dump 500 lbs of live scorpions into the canyon section,
2) More snakes,
3) Put napalm on the surface of the water of Hole # 4 and light it just before they enter
4) Land mines are good, with Claymores in the trees near the winch points
5) Inflatable pool on the ledge of hole #2 with bikini clad supermodels in it (that aught to slow most heterosexual males down).
6) Let loose a tribe of Amazon dwellers with blowdart guns.
7) and maybe a Russina T72 tank in the tank trap.

That aught to make for an interesting Tank Trap. Only the best for the champions.

BTW this year the T-Rex will be back in action to pull everyone out who gets stuck in the Tank Trap. I can't wait.

[SeaBass44]

Originally Posted by sprueitt

I am really stoked about this next TTC. I have already been thinking about how I can change up the obstacle course. I got to pass some ideas past Toby, Dan, Dustin, Jeff, and Jack...

Since this is the Champions Cup we need to really make the Tank Trap extra tough. My ideas are:

1) Dump 500 lbs of live scorpions into the canyon section,
2) More snakes,
3) Put napalm on the surface of the water of Hole # 4 and light it just before they enter
4) Land mines are good, with Claymores in the trees near the winch points
5) Inflatable pool on the ledge of hole #2 with bikini clad supermodels in it (that aught to slow most heterosexual males down).
6) Let loose a tribe of Amazon dwellers with blowdart guns.
7) and maybe a Russina T72 tank in the tank trap.

That aught to make for an interesting Tank Trap. Only the best for the champions.

BTW this year the T-Rex will be back in action to pull everyone out who gets stuck in the Tank Trap. I can't wait.

sounds like someones 9 year old on DADS computer.....

[poorboy1]

Originally Posted by im84

You don't need seat time. Just point and shoot. If that doesn't work back up and repeat. If THAT doesn't work back up get another beer and repeat. Keep repeating the previous instructions until you end up flying over logs or your back hurts. If your back hurts repeat second sentence and it will work itself out. Beers gettin hot, let me know

PM me your phone number, we may have to talk about this. seriously.

[SeaBass44]

Originally Posted by poorboy1

PM me your phone number, we may have to talk about this.

[sprueitt]

Originally Posted by SeaBass44

sounds like someones 9 year old on DADS computer.....

Lighten up Homer...

[poorboy1]

Originally Posted by sprueitt

Lighten up Homer...

Just make sure hole 5 is like you promised.

[sprueitt]

Originally Posted by poorboy1

Just make sure hole 5 is like you promised.

Im sure you guys would make it through given the chance.

[poorboy1]

Originally Posted by sprueitt

Im sure you guys would make it through given the chance.

I think you called us all fags?

[sprueitt]

Originally Posted by poorboy1

I think you called us all fags?

I think you mean hole 2 instead of hole 5. Yeah hole 2 will slow you down.

On a serious note I still keep hitting up Robin and Douglas (whe he was still at FW) that we should do the open class truck and buggy TTC and then do a Street legal TTC. When I competed in TTC it was the last year of Street legal requirements. Those were the events that sunk me. I was near last of the pack in the Quarter mile, braking, and such, but was consistantly in the top offroad. But it was still fun to open it up at the airport.

[Treeclimber]

Originally Posted by poorboy1

I think you called us all fags?

Most "supermodels" have no tits, no ass, no nothing. Just a hellava lot of makeup and photoshop.... So, no, he didn't call us fags.

Now if hole #5 had real women & beer, nobody would get thru.

[sprueitt]

It is a State Park so there's no beer and they have to wear clothes.

[poorboy1]

My wife had the same comment about supermodels..... I assumed Stan couldn't get supermodels and it was gonna be a hole full of muddy real women. As for the beer, I can wait till we are in the camp ground.

[poorboy1]

Originally Posted by sprueitt

I think you mean hole 2 instead of hole 5. Yeah hole 2 will slow you down.

On a serious note I still keep hitting up Robin and Douglas (whe he was still at FW) that we should do the open class truck and buggy TTC and then do a Street legal TTC. When I competed in TTC it was the last year of Street legal requirements. Those were the events that sunk me. I was near last of the pack in the Quarter mile, braking, and such, but was consistantly in the top offroad. But it was still fun to open it up at the airport.

Yes hole 2. I had typed that then scrolled up and saw 5 and edited it


Wouldnt be too hard to do all three I wouldnt think, just need to limit each class to 5 rigs. Maybe extend the comp out one more day.

[mr overkill]

Stan, I am really upset that you are trying to freak everyone out about tank trap. Just don't tell anyone that the park paved the trail and we will be ok. We will get info up asap as to where to send in info, Robin just moved to JP Mag and Cappa took over Douglas' position at 4Wheeler....more to come.....

[sprueitt]

Originally Posted by mr overkill

Stan, I am really upset that you are trying to freak everyone out about tank trap. Just don't tell anyone that the park paved the trail and we will be ok. We will get info up asap as to where to send in info, Robin just moved to JP Mag and Cappa took over Douglas' position at 4Wheeler....more to come.....

Yeah I heard. This next weekend I am working with Michael on the video production work for the DVD. OH man it is going to be good! The action shots and camera work was real good this year. It is too bad they can't make a 4 hour video of it because this year there is enough action to fill 4 hours. They are going to have to cut it down.

BTW, you look good on camera, we had to edit out the scenes when your fly was down

[carwash]

no wai... does this mean stover wont be at the event? fark... that guy is fun.

[sprueitt]

Originally Posted by carwash

no wai... does this mean stover wont be at the event? fark... that guy is fun.

Dunno....Stover is the man!!

[TTC Sticker Nazi]

We'll make sure Robin still attends.

[carwash]

We can count on you being there also right? Just wouldn't be the same...

[Treeclimber]

Originally Posted by TTC Sticker Nazi

We'll make sure Robin still attends.

TTC Sticker Nazi? Are you making sure we don't have stickers, or do have stickers?

[poorboy1]

Originally Posted by Treeclimber

TTC Sticker Nazi? Are you making sure we don't have stickers, or do have stickers?

Both, he made sure we had only the stickers he wanted.