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Old 06-13-2003, 01:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Who can challenge my awesomeness?

I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.
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*sniff sniff*

Yep... there's crack in here...
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It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint
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Your Paint better have the latest in fashion and style, and better be more popular than my Painter 5.0 ... and i have 4 Platinum cards and my father is a Hollywood agent.
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Re: Who can challenge my awesomeness?

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I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.
Yet you still have a homoghey avatar.....

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VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

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VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.


My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Funnay

I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.






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LMAO!! @ you d00ds

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My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.
That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.
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Re: Funnay

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I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.






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FUNNAY !!! Chem
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ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!! All your beers are belong to me!! LOL
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That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.
Vagina Man, I see you have a liking for toys as my 7th step mother did. Very commendable, but not strong enough. My new bottle of expensive Hugo Boss has stopped your crappie bomb and made it into a $37 rose from Franks on Rodιo Drive. TAKE THIS!!!!! My Kyocera Digital Camera Phone boomerang will cut you deep until you need Band-Aids, so you will bleed to death because you cant afford band aids like us rich people can. your death will be recorded from my boomerang wireless phone that i got for $342 onto my iPod using the mighty AirPort system from Applle.
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I love how the IPod has curly lines and the word "death" on it.

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My expensive Rolex tells me VaginaMan may have met his match, for he must fear my awesomeness and knows my downness. CAN ANYONE ELSE CHALLENGE MY ABILITIES?!?!?
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HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!
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Roboman is here.

I have government funding... so even if you beat me you lose - because you destroy your own tax dollars. I am a military weapon designed to destroy upstarts like before you become "folk heroes".

My laaaaaaser gun is powering up to terminate you.
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HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!

ARRRRGGGGHHHH! so you think you've discovered what is most important to me... my muscles and my large West Coast Dong, eh? Well, rest assured, KaliforniaMan Fans... i have a secret weapon brewing....
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borrowed this from the 'Matrix' thread awhile back, thought it might inspire a new superhero:
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Holy crap this is one funny ass thread.
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VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

Looks like there's a little extra cheeze on the taco VaginaMan!
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VaginaMan, my ultra top secret last minute heavy duty neato super weapons have rendered your Vaginal Hypnosis useless. Top that, you HAIRY SALSA CLAM!!!!!
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I am going to take the honorable opportunity of hitting VaginaMan from behind with my big gun while he is giving it to KaliforniaMan.
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