Who can challenge my awesomeness? - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 01:30 PM

I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.

Entropy · 06-13-2003, 01:31 PM

*sniff sniff*

Yep... there's crack in here...

LAME · 06-13-2003, 01:32 PM

It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint

FLEXYSAMMY · 06-13-2003, 01:33 PM

Wow I guess this Friday is dragging for everyone!

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by LAME
It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint

Your Paint better have the latest in fashion and style, and better be more popular than my Painter 5.0 ... and i have 4 Platinum cards and my father is a Hollywood agent.

CoryB · 06-13-2003, 01:34 PM

Kinda early for drinking, isn't it?

DRM · 06-13-2003, 01:35 PM

Drew this a while back, may fit in here:

Schly · 06-13-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Chemical442
I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice.

Yet you still have a homoghey avatar.....

LAME · 06-13-2003, 01:38 PM

VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by LAME
VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.

GonZu · 06-13-2003, 01:48 PM

I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.

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FUNNAY !!! Chem
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trampas · 06-13-2003, 01:50 PM

LMAO!! @ you d00ds

got pipe?

LAME · 06-13-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Chemical442

My Bitches numbers super shield has deflected your bloody bazooka and i am whizzing my razor sharp abercrombie employee necklace card at you with my powerful tricepts that i shot up for.

That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.

TIE1ON · 06-13-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonZu
I am the East Coast beach bum.
I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night.
Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique.

All your beers are belong to ME !

I crap candybars bigger than thou.

My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties.

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FUNNAY !!! Chem
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ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!! All your beers are belong to me!! LOL

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by LAME

That is feeble at best, as I toss my rotten crappie carcass smoke bomb.

Vagina Man, I see you have a liking for toys as my 7th step mother did. Very commendable, but not strong enough. My new bottle of expensive Hugo Boss has stopped your crappie bomb and made it into a $37 rose from Franks on Rodéo Drive. TAKE THIS!!!!! My Kyocera Digital Camera Phone boomerang will cut you deep until you need Band-Aids, so you will bleed to death because you cant afford band aids like us rich people can. your death will be recorded from my boomerang wireless phone that i got for $342 onto my iPod using the mighty AirPort system from Applle.

TNToy · 06-13-2003, 02:08 PM

I love how the IPod has curly lines and the word "death" on it.

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Kyocera Digital Camera Phone boomerang

That'll be tough to beat, it's the funniest line in this thread so far...

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 02:18 PM

My expensive Rolex tells me VaginaMan may have met his match, for he must fear my awesomeness and knows my downness. CAN ANYONE ELSE CHALLENGE MY ABILITIES?!?!?

LAME · 06-13-2003, 02:19 PM

HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!

Entropy · 06-13-2003, 02:24 PM

Roboman is here.

I have government funding... so even if you beat me you lose - because you destroy your own tax dollars. I am a military weapon designed to destroy upstarts like before you become "folk heroes".

My laaaaaaser gun is powering up to terminate you.

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by LAME
HA!

I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina!

ARRRRGGGGHHHH! so you think you've discovered what is most important to me... my muscles and my large West Coast Dong, eh? Well, rest assured, KaliforniaMan Fans... i have a secret weapon brewing....

0ILBURNER · 06-13-2003, 02:26 PM

borrowed this from the 'Matrix' thread awhile back, thought it might inspire a new superhero:

Sully · 06-13-2003, 02:30 PM

Holy crap this is one funny ass thread.

Schly · 06-13-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAME
VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers.

Looks like there's a little extra cheeze on the taco VaginaMan!

Chemical442 · 06-13-2003, 02:40 PM

VaginaMan, my ultra top secret last minute heavy duty neato super weapons have rendered your Vaginal Hypnosis useless. Top that, you HAIRY SALSA CLAM!!!!!

Entropy · 06-13-2003, 02:41 PM

I am going to take the honorable opportunity of hitting VaginaMan from behind with my big gun while he is giving it to KaliforniaMan.

06-13-2003, 01:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Chemical442 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9636 Location: Illin' Noise Posts: 2,122	Who can challenge my awesomeness? I am KaliforniaMan. Gaze at my awesomeness! Do not doubt my downness! I am a powerful man-model. I have super tanning abilities, heart shattering blue eyes, and if my skeleton were strong enough, these muscles i work out everyday for 17 hours straight could lift an entire Abercrombie store right off the grounbd. I also have impenetrable lifeguard looking clothes that can render people who dont have rich daddys powerless. I also have metal piercing blonde spikes for attracting only the finest females on the beach and my decorative visor can be turned into a ninja star at any moments notice. Attached Images __________________ • ROCK HEADS Member • Rock Rash Racing #613 Racefuel Sponsor

06-13-2003, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
LAME Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5960 Location: Lots of lakes Posts: 8,463	It's awn. I gotta fire up Paint __________________ crawl4cure.org Rock Rash Racing #613, Trail Tampon Spotter

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FLEXYSAMMY Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9474 Location: Heart at Paragon Adventure Park Posts: 1,964	Wow I guess this Friday is dragging for everyone! __________________ Former samurai owner........ I AM IN NOW WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY SPELLING!!!!!

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CoryB Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Member # 1813 Posts: 1,088	Kinda early for drinking, isn't it? __________________ No pithy signature here...

06-13-2003, 01:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
DRM Super Moderator Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 8 Location: Spring Hill, TN Posts: 34,957 Blog Entries: 1	Drew this a while back, may fit in here: __________________ >David > 4x4Spot.com >It only hurts the first* time you agree with me...* >"A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men."

06-13-2003, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
LAME Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5960 Location: Lots of lakes Posts: 8,463	VaginaMan with his fetus shooting tampon bazooka, and no limit credit card will fuck your shit up. Thats only the beginning of his super powers. Attached Images __________________ crawl4cure.org Rock Rash Racing #613, Trail Tampon Spotter

06-13-2003, 01:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
GonZu Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Member # 12056 Location: NC Posts: 162	Funnay I am the East Coast beach bum. I pull sharks from the water with my bare hands and chase scantily clad ladies all day and night. Feast your eyes upon my mammoth physique. All your beers are belong to ME ! I crap candybars bigger than thou. My teeth are razor sharp but riddled with cavaties. . . . . FUNNAY !!! Chem . . . .

06-13-2003, 01:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
trampas Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Member # 5433 Location: San Mexico, Ca. Posts: 10,571	LMAO!! @ you d00ds got pipe? __________________ What are we supposed to do with nature, just stare at it? Is it like porn with leaves? :Philipoff2:

06-13-2003, 02:18 PM	#17 (permalink)
Chemical442 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9636 Location: Illin' Noise Posts: 2,122	My expensive Rolex tells me VaginaMan may have met his match, for he must fear my awesomeness and knows my downness. CAN ANYONE ELSE CHALLENGE MY ABILITIES?!?!? Attached Images __________________ • ROCK HEADS Member • Rock Rash Racing #613 Racefuel Sponsor

06-13-2003, 02:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
LAME Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5960 Location: Lots of lakes Posts: 8,463	HA! I just whip out my SUPER VaginaMan kustom supersucker vacuum. Not only does it evacuate all potential threats, w/o affecting the ozone layer, it sucks your desire to live right outta you...just like you would expect from a vagaina! Attached Images __________________ crawl4cure.org Rock Rash Racing #613, Trail Tampon Spotter

06-13-2003, 02:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
0ILBURNER Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5829 Location: Memfrica Posts: 1,851	borrowed this from the 'Matrix' thread awhile back, thought it might inspire a new superhero: Attached Images

06-13-2003, 02:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
Sully Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: Jun 2002 Member # 12121 Location: Live Free or Die Posts: 4,772	Holy crap this is one funny ass thread. __________________ Live Free or Die Why is mankind the only species that attempts to preserve the shallow end of its gene pool?

06-13-2003, 02:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
Chemical442 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9636 Location: Illin' Noise Posts: 2,122	VaginaMan, my ultra top secret last minute heavy duty neato super weapons have rendered your Vaginal Hypnosis useless. Top that, you HAIRY SALSA CLAM!!!!! Attached Images __________________ • ROCK HEADS Member • Rock Rash Racing #613 Racefuel Sponsor

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