Nair on Nuts - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

fullsize80cherokee · 08-26-2003, 08:07 PM

Don't do it, a clean shave is the way to go.

MKBruin · 08-26-2003, 08:12 PM

wtf

unimogken · 08-26-2003, 08:25 PM

Some stores have "man nair."

It also says on the label not to put directly on your junk.

Later.

Ken S.

Firefyter_Emt · 08-26-2003, 08:26 PM

Wowh.. Dude.. I remember from when I posted about using it on myhead so I wouldn't have to shave it.. And I remember what people said it did up there... If you did what I think you did...

You poor sap..

You sick puppy

McJeep · 08-26-2003, 08:55 PM

Get a weeee bit of a nuclear tan did we? Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

R

fullsize80cherokee · 08-26-2003, 09:04 PM

i'm sure i'm not the first one but i definatly learned the hard way, It feels like hot boiling hot alcohol on the sack and the pain will not go away.

DCCapen · 08-26-2003, 09:11 PM

hurts to even get on edge of nipples, i wouldnt go NEAR the nuts

Drunk tank · 08-26-2003, 09:18 PM

well this is a subject I know a little about.... here's my write up about my findings
http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showt...highlight=nair

after some unconventional testing down the road I would not suggest you put it on your sack!!!!!

Just shave it...much esier and you wont have a burned sack for 3 days. Trust me

LandCroozer · 08-26-2003, 09:25 PM

What the hell you

guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

trampas · 08-26-2003, 09:32 PM

oh man this post is THE sh*t.

L M F A O over here... are you d00ds NU T S

pyros46290 · 08-26-2003, 09:36 PM

quote from orgasmo: "Hey man, need to shave your balls"?

fullsize80cherokee · 08-26-2003, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

fullsize80cherokee · 08-26-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pyros46290
quote from orgasmo: "Hey man, need to shave your balls"?

Isn't that the movie where the morman guy turns into a gay pornstar and invents a automatic orgasim gun?

Toy 4Runner Man · 08-26-2003, 09:43 PM

Damm, this is one of the best laughts that I have had on this site!!!!

fullsize80cherokee · 08-26-2003, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DCCapen
hurts to even get on edge of nipples, i wouldnt go NEAR the nuts

What are you doing shaving your chest?

Mustard Dog · 08-26-2003, 10:27 PM

you iz dom

LAME · 08-27-2003, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LandCroozer
What the hell you guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve.

-tom

Have sex a few times. Chicks like attention to the fur...just depends on the gal.

Explorer · 08-27-2003, 12:28 AM

I think the trick is to Herculine your hootus before you use the Nair

LAME · 08-27-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Explorer
I think the trick is to Herculine your hootus before you use the Nair

only if you are an explorer driver

LandCroozer · 08-27-2003, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fullsize80cherokee

Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

As a fellow man, I have sympathy for the pain on your nutsack.

I like my dong looking small, it gives the ladies a nice surprise

when LittleCroozer stands to attention.

Besides, I don't want to bang any chick that says, all of a sudden when I take my drawers off for the first time, "Oh my god, your nuts are hairy! I just can't have sex with you now!"

I call bullshit for that very reason. You guys that shave your junk are doing it for YOU.

Just like wimmens that shave the va nay nay into stripes are doing it for themselves. They shave the legs, of course, that's expected. We're not FRENCH for God's sake!

I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.

But by the time you see those parts, the mind is pretty much made up. Unless you've got scabs, a terrible funk, or little bugs crawling around, once the pubes make an appearance, you can consider it sex.

-t

Chrisjeep7 · 08-27-2003, 12:34 AM

i think someone needs to link in the shave your ass story....that will curb your enthusiasm about getting wild with the bic

LAME · 08-27-2003, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LandCroozer

As a fellow man, I have sympathy for the pain on your nutsack.

I like my dong looking small, it gives the ladies a nice surprise when LittleCroozer stands to attention.

Besides, I don't want to bang any chick that says, all of a sudden when I take my drawers off for the first time, "Oh my god, your nuts are hairy! I just can't have sex with you now!"

I call bullshit for that very reason. You guys that shave your junk are doing it for YOU.

Just like wimmens that shave the va nay nay into stripes are doing it for themselves. They shave the legs, of course, that's expected. We're not FRENCH for God's sake!

I just can't imagine ANY guy turning down a piece of tail that otherwise they would hit just because of hair / no hair.

But by the time you see those parts, the mind is pretty much made up. Unless you've got scabs, a terrible funk, or little bugs crawling around, once the pubes make an appearance, you can consider it sex.

-t

you have never had yer nuts sucked. I don't wanna floss teef, neither do gals. Definatly good to update the neither region for the ladies. They do, why shouldn't a guy?

Chrisjeep7 · 08-27-2003, 12:36 AM

this thread reminds me of the old locker room prank...icy hot in the jock strap/or tell them it makes you prefrom better...the newbies never knew what him em

Explorer · 08-27-2003, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LAME

only if you are an explorer driver

Got that right. Some of us just like that extra bit of protection.

Haole · 08-27-2003, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fullsize80cherokee

Chicks dig the shaved package and it makes your dong look bigger

Try it sometime just don't use nair, Trust me i got like 10 cold rags applied to my junk right now.

I guess if you've got a little dick then this is good advice. However, the 10 cold rags won't make your weinie look bigger. (it's called shrinkage...)

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DCCapen Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Member # 4167 Location: Temple, TX, USA Posts: 35	hurts to even get on edge of nipples, i wouldnt go NEAR the nuts __________________ 93 ZJ, Tera "System" 31in GY AT/s, ARB bull bar and 767 rims

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Firefyter_Emt Registered User Join Date: Nov 2000 Member # 2192 Location: Connecticut Posts: 835	Wowh.. Dude.. I remember from when I posted about using it on myhead so I wouldn't have to shave it.. And I remember what people said it did up there... If you did what I think you did... You poor sap.. You sick puppy

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fullsize80cherokee Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Member # 20331 Location: CO, USA Posts: 227	i'm sure i'm not the first one but i definatly learned the hard way, It feels like hot boiling hot alcohol on the sack and the pain will not go away.

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Drunk tank Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11727 Location: Lakewood, CO Posts: 2,013	well this is a subject I know a little about.... here's my write up about my findings http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showt...highlight=nair after some unconventional testing down the road I would not suggest you put it on your sack!!!!! Just shave it...much esier and you wont have a burned sack for 3 days. Trust me __________________ ~Ryan~ If Danger came from the tap, I'd shower in that shit!

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LandCroozer Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16812 Location: Tacoma, WA Magazine: crawlmag.com Posts: 1,226	What the hell you guys are doing shaving anything but your chin is beyond me. You get what you deserve. -tom

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