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04-05-2004, 12:27 PM
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*UPDATE* JSA goes to jail <or> How my day at the bank went!
Well, I'm back. I am am SOOOOOOOOOOOO Glad to be home. As Paul Harvey says, here's....the rest of the story.I can't believe this went that far, I take a couple of days off for spring break and the damn thread goes to 8 pages LOL!!
I went to the bank. I calmly walked up to the teller and asked to see the highest ranking person in the joint (just to keep from telling the same story 15 times to 15 different people) She, a fairly good looking woman in her mid 20's asked me why I told her that I had my jeep repossesed by the bank the day before and I was here with my title and lien release to straighten it out. (I said this all as calmly and consisely as I could) She said just a moment and brought out her manager (an older dude with a bald head). I explained to him what had happened and he said he would go get a loan officer, I said "aren't you the person in charge?" He said no. I asked the teller how much cow shit she had in her ears! She was taken aback a little and said "none, why?" I said I had clearly stated that I wanted to talk to the head nigger in charge so that I didn't have my time wasted. (this time I was a bit firmer If you can imagine that) Anyway the next person that came out of the back was an even older white guy, I assumed this was the big cheese so I started my schpeel again. He said come into his office. We walk in and there is already a person sitting in one of his seats, it's my original loan officer who I signed the loan with. I say "just the person I want to see" and tell them I want my jeep back in my driveway by the close of business or I will go to the police and file auto theft charges on them. They start in with thier yammering and hum hawing and I say "listen, I'm not interested in excuses or reasons or anything else than YES SIR! YOUR JEEP WILL BE BACK IN YOUR DRIVEWAY BY THE END OF THE DAY" By this time I am getting loud and I mean LOUD, Barney Fife is already looking at us and slowly walking my way. Then the suit says "you will not recieve your jeep unless you pay us the $3000. I say "Fine, I'm not only gonna file criminal charges I'm gonna file civil charges for missed work and THEN I'm gonna take an ad out in the paper and tell the world that your bank likes to steal cars from it's customers. Well I guess barney didn't like that, he pipes up and tells me that I need to leave. I tell barney he needs to go fuck himself. So on that note everyone stands up, so I stand up, Mr. bank manager tells me that if I don't leave now that he'll call the cops, I say go right ahead, that'll give me the chance to file the theft charges. They dial the popo and all the while I'm ranting like a wet hen. I'm telling them that I'll see to it that they are all out of a job and they will be sleeping in the streets, eating leftovers from the trash and drinking hot monkey urine before I'm through with them. SOOO johnny law shows up and asks me to step outside, I tell them that I will only leave when I have my jeep back. NOPE, I get carried outside by two ugly motherfuckers who want to use my head as a bongo. When we get to the jail I buck again. So now I have the two original dickheads on me and three more rent-a-cops on me from the jail. Now I have Criminal Tresspass, Resisting arrest, and Assault charges on me. I spent the night in jail with some cockeyed drunk who kept asking me for a smoke. I keep telling him I don't smoke but he keeps bugging me so I pulled off one of his shoes and his socks and stuffed it in his mouth. That finally shut him up! I went to the arraignment and told the judge what happened at the bank . He said he wasn't interested in the semantics he just wanted to know If I was pleading guilty or not guilty. I said, "100% NOT guilty" So my bail is set at $2000 full cash and Mindy gets me out, I go to get my stuff, Guess what, the JAILER just so happened to have MISPLACED my title and lien release when I was booked. I hope to God I can find copies of those damn things at home. SO I have a court date May fifth. I'm gonna get a lawyer and I'm gonna put the screws to these assholes. Or I'm gonna be royally fucked and you guys will have to send me a PM with a file in it!let's see how many fish this one nets :blackevil:
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][color=RED][size=4][b]My parents told me that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an ASSHOLE! [/size][/b][/color] [size=4][color=yellow][b]WWJSAD!!![/b][/color][/size][/FONT] [color=black][size=6]Sillyneck sucked my dick and all I got was this lousy STD[/size][/color] |
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04-05-2004, 12:32 PM
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 OK, that's laying it on a little TOO thick but I'll play along....
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04-05-2004, 12:32 PM
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NO FUCKING WAY!!!
do we believe anything you say fawker!!:blackflipoff2:
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04-05-2004, 12:36 PM
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Why didn't you just stab them in the neck with a fork and then fuck them in the ass to make an example out of them in front of all the other bankers?
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04-05-2004, 12:36 PM
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Re: *UPDATE* JSA goes to jail <or> How my day at the bank went!
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Sorry to hear it went sour... but that's some funny shit there. 
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04-05-2004, 12:38 PM
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I thought of you guys, I took a plastic fork with me and had it in my pocket. The officer who searched me was a little confused when he found it.
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04-05-2004, 12:41 PM
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I wish I had it on camera for you guys!
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][color=RED][size=4][b]My parents told me that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an ASSHOLE! [/size][/b][/color] [size=4][color=yellow][b]WWJSAD!!![/b][/color][/size][/FONT] [color=black][size=6]Sillyneck sucked my dick and all I got was this lousy STD[/size][/color] |
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04-05-2004, 12:42 PM
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04-05-2004, 12:44 PM
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If I knew I was gonna end up in jail... I would have jacked that mother fucker in the mouth so they had something to detain me for. Great story - you had me wondering what the deal with the first one was... I was like, I thought that was a joke?
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04-05-2004, 12:44 PM
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they misplaced your lien and title and you left? isn't all that shit in the envelope along with all your other trinkets? there is no fucking way i would have left without my papers.
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04-05-2004, 12:45 PM
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They said the original 40 bucks was an unpaid late fee in Jan of 2001. The interest on that late fee and charges for repoing the truck added up to the 3k. When I got home I got my cancelled check and it was cashed on the due date of my payment. I am gonna hammer them or burn down the bank one or the other.
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][color=RED][size=4][b]My parents told me that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an ASSHOLE! [/size][/b][/color] [size=4][color=yellow][b]WWJSAD!!![/b][/color][/size][/FONT] [color=black][size=6]Sillyneck sucked my dick and all I got was this lousy STD[/size][/color] |
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04-05-2004, 12:47 PM
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 WOW!!! I hope everything works out for you and yep it looks like you can pull this off with a few scmhucks herewelcome back anyways  you've been missed!! and that part is fo' real*wink*wink*
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][color=RED][size=4][b]My parents told me that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an ASSHOLE! [/size][/b][/color] [size=4][color=yellow][b]WWJSAD!!![/b][/color][/size][/FONT] [color=black][size=6]Sillyneck sucked my dick and all I got was this lousy STD[/size][/color] |
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04-05-2004, 12:48 PM
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JSA, you should be able to file a loss title. Go to the title office and tell them you lost your title. Catch is, it will probably take at least a month. Sorry the bank and now the cops are being so rediculous!
We should come up with a special advatar for the gulible ones who fall for this! :blackflipoff2:
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04-05-2004, 12:49 PM
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 what a bunch of suckers lol
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...Cause that worked so well for him at the bank.  LOLOLOL!!!!
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well... thank God for Mindy! because if it wasnt for the fear of leaving her a widow... most of us here would probably want to kill you for the fake worry :blackflipoff2:FAWKER!!
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