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Old 04-15-2005, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Oh no.. I messed up bigtime now

I can't believe it I'm engaged to be married and I go and fawk it up. How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget? How could this have happened.. I knew I was drunk off my ass last night but things got out of control. Alot I don't remember, alot I won't forget. What will I tell her when she drives up from Raliegh tonight and finds out that I was unfaithful?? I could kick myself for this one but I only have myself to blame
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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First rule of a cover up...

Don't put everything in writing in a public forum
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex...

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating


Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget?
That's only cheating a little.
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2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting

Both are gonna get you an asswhoopin and a "don't let the doorknob hitcha where the good lord splitcha" response from me.

I hope for your sake she's different... But, I've learned, "once a cheat, always a cheat"
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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2 things I can't/won't forgive:

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How 'bout just alittle bit?
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Old 04-15-2005, 11:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex...

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating


Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that

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Was said midget male or female? Tell her it was a dude and a drunken fantasy you've had...
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Well, in that case......................



















































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Old 04-15-2005, 11:57 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Well the bad thing is.. it's just about ALL I've been thinking about today. Took the day off to let my headache subside. One side of me just can't give it up. It all happened quite inocently now that I think about it. AND yes I was smart enough to get pictures this time.. don't know how given the state I was in. I've been looking at them again and again. What a dumbass..
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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yer a pussy if you dont post the pics.

I don't think it would be cool, you don't understand. I think there might be some feeling here. Something, I don't know.
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Thanks for understanding Mel... I DO have pictures as proof.
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