Oh no.. I messed up bigtime now - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

ChiefSlapaHo · 04-15-2005, 11:30 AM

I can't believe it

I'm engaged to be married and I go and fawk it up. How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget? How could this have happened.. I knew I was drunk off my ass last night but things got out of control. Alot I don't remember, alot I won't forget.

What will I tell her when she drives up from Raliegh tonight and finds out that I was unfaithful?? I could kick myself for this one but I only have myself to blame

brector · 04-15-2005, 11:30 AM

Holy shit dude!

jerseyzuks · 04-15-2005, 11:32 AM

First rule of a cover up...

Don't put everything in writing in a public forum

JasonR · 04-15-2005, 11:33 AM

Midgets gots some good poonanay

Deep South Cruisers · 04-15-2005, 11:33 AM

aw maaaaan!

hide the evidence and kill all those involved TA DAA!!!

ItsATJ · 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM

Is this April first again?

DieLucas! · 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM

You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex...

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating

Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that

criscfer · 04-15-2005, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefSlapaHo

How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget?

That's only cheating a little.

RednkHottie · 04-15-2005, 11:35 AM

2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting

Both are gonna get you an asswhoopin and a "don't let the doorknob hitcha where the good lord splitcha" response from me.

I hope for your sake she's different... But, I've learned, "once a cheat, always a cheat"

Co Pilot · 04-15-2005, 11:35 AM

no way

fiend · 04-15-2005, 11:35 AM

I call BS

JasonR · 04-15-2005, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RednkHottie

2 things I can't/won't forgive:

1) cheating
2) hitting

How 'bout just alittle bit?

DRM · 04-15-2005, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DieLucas!

You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex...

Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating

Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am DYING over here

Damage, Inc. · 04-15-2005, 11:38 AM

Was said midget male or female? Tell her it was a dude and a drunken fantasy you've had...

Roxywheels · 04-15-2005, 11:38 AM

No way...the carnival doesn't come until May

sceep · 04-15-2005, 11:41 AM

if this is a joke.... karmas gonna bite you in the ass..

geberhard · 04-15-2005, 11:41 AM

pics

RednkHottie · 04-15-2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JasonR

How 'bout just alittle bit?

Well, in that case......................

NO!

JasonR · 04-15-2005, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RednkHottie

Well, in that case......................

NO!

ironpig70 · 04-15-2005, 11:46 AM

rednkhottie is spanking considered hitting

ChiefSlapaHo · 04-15-2005, 11:57 AM

Well the bad thing is.. it's just about ALL I've been thinking about today. Took the day off to let my headache subside. One side of me just can't give it up. It all happened quite inocently now that I think about it. AND yes I was smart enough to get pictures this time.. don't know how given the state I was in. I've been looking at them again and again. What a dumbass..

sceep · 04-15-2005, 11:59 AM

yer a pussy if you dont post the pics.

ChiefSlapaHo · 04-15-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sceep

yer a pussy if you dont post the pics.

I don't think it would be cool, you don't understand. I think there might be some feeling here. Something, I don't know.

Roxywheels · 04-15-2005, 12:01 PM

You are so full of indian $hit

ChiefSlapaHo · 04-15-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roxywheels

You are so full of indian $hit

Thanks for understanding Mel...

I DO have pictures as proof.

04-15-2005, 11:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
ChiefSlapaHo Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: Jan 2001 Member # 2694 Location: In my FreightShaker Posts: 2,766	Oh no.. I messed up bigtime now I can't believe it I'm engaged to be married and I go and fawk it up. How do I tell her that I cheated on her with a sweet midget? How could this have happened.. I knew I was drunk off my ass last night but things got out of control. Alot I don't remember, alot I won't forget. What will I tell her when she drives up from Raliegh tonight and finds out that I was unfaithful?? I could kick myself for this one but I only have myself to blame

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DieLucas! Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13412 Location: Chawlston Posts: 1,773	You could tell her that it was just a "little" sex... Or because she's really just half a person, it doesn't fully count as cheating Maybe you can suggest a 2.5-way to smooth things over...your fiance might go for that __________________ Elitist Know-It-All Last edited by DieLucas!; 04-15-2005 at 11:36 AM.

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04-15-2005, 11:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
RednkHottie Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Member # 34116 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Posts: 29	2 things I can't/won't forgive: 1) cheating 2) hitting Both are gonna get you an asswhoopin and a "don't let the doorknob hitcha where the good lord splitcha" response from me. I hope for your sake she's different... But, I've learned, "once a cheat, always a cheat" __________________ [COLOR=Cyan]Name's Erica, but Princess will work just fine[/COLOR] [COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]... Back at the beach! FUCKIN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR]

04-15-2005, 11:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Co Pilot Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Member # 10700 Location: 45 minutes from the lakebed. Posts: 4,086	no way __________________ you know what they say, if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody.... come sit by me! ;)

04-15-2005, 11:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
fiend Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Member # 18056 Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 164	I call BS

04-15-2005, 11:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Damage, Inc. Rock God Join Date: Jun 2003 Member # 20298 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,153	Was said midget male or female? Tell her it was a dude and a drunken fantasy you've had... __________________ I didn't read what he said, but he's right. - BHC

04-15-2005, 11:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
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04-15-2005, 11:57 AM	#21 (permalink)
ChiefSlapaHo Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: Jan 2001 Member # 2694 Location: In my FreightShaker Posts: 2,766	Well the bad thing is.. it's just about ALL I've been thinking about today. Took the day off to let my headache subside. One side of me just can't give it up. It all happened quite inocently now that I think about it. AND yes I was smart enough to get pictures this time.. don't know how given the state I was in. I've been looking at them again and again. What a dumbass..

04-15-2005, 12:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
Roxywheels Girly Bender Join Date: Sep 2000 Member # 1842 Location: In the Pink! Posts: 21,633	You are so full of indian $hit __________________ inthePINKracing would like to thank it's sponsors! Marlin Crawler Griffin Yukon Gear BFGoodrich Artec Industries FOA Raceline Poly Performance RuffStuff Magnum Ink Hendrix Motorsports Cupcake Jihad!!! I'm not a bitch, I just play one in your life

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