Are all clothes designed by fags? Dieselmh goes shopping. (profanity inside)

[APRILRAZZ]

Originally Posted by Muddin

I love Old Navy.
It's stylish clothes, not expensive, you can still buy jeans you can bend over in You can buy jeans that you *almost* can't bend over in


I walk into department stores and I wonder what women wear to work nowadays
If your boobs are popping out, your shirt not see-through, or your stomach or ass crack isn't showing then you're out of style. And this is professional clothing!

I'm not even going to get on a rant about clothes designed for women with adolescent curves.

Well, yes I am. Have designers looked around? I know they tend to hang out with *models* but they're missing their market. Most women have curves. Design the f-ing clothes for that!! Yes, Mr. Designer, my butt is bigger than my waist you skinny little....


Edit: Congrats on the weight loss, Diesel

Ladies how about the fact that we have a hard dime buying jeans online. Men have it easy with their sizes. A women's size 4 can end up being all kinds of different sizes even in Old Navy. Did I forget to mention that usually there are no $9.99 jeans for us. If it is for women they want to add at least $15-$50 to the price. You guys have it easy

[Terrys_85_Toy]

I do about 90% of my clothes shopping on-line now. Check out Landsend.com. Or for the speciality shit, tshirthell.com. Now when I say I do about 90% of my shopping online, that doesn't mean that's where 90% of my clothes are from, just 90% of what I buy. Which is about 30% of my wardrobe. My wife buys most of my clothes for me because I hate the mall and I get lost/confused in the clothes depts. I think most of my stuff comes from either Kohls or Old Navy.

[NM Dirty Girl]

Originally Posted by APRILRAZZ

Ladies how about the fact that we have a hard dime buying jeans online. Men have it easy with their sizes. A women's size 4 can end up being all kinds of different sizes even in Old Navy. Did I forget to mention that usually there are no $9.99 jeans for us. If it is for women they want to add at least $15-$50 to the price. You guys have it easy

I HATE this, I don't even try online I have to try on EVERYTHING!!! I've even had trouble in Old Navy with the color of jeans being sized different. Lt blue were slightly larger than dark blue WTF!!! I've just lost 20 pounds and have 10 more to go, and I have mixed feelings about shopping for the new clothes I'll need because the designers are sooo RETARDED!!!!

[fullygruntled]

Originally Posted by APRILRAZZ

Ladies how about the fact that we have a hard dime buying jeans online. Men have it easy with their sizes....

Not true.

I'm about a 35 waist, and depending on the manufacture a 34 or 36 might be completely unwearable or fit just fine n' dandy. I also have short thick little hairy swarthy Scottsman legs, so finding a pair that fits and is not overly baggy or long is also a challenge.

Fortunately, I don't give a rat's ass what I look like, so I can usually find something plain, cheap, and beltable at the thrift store.

[fullygruntled]

Originally Posted by NM Dirty Girl

designers are sooo RETARDED!!!!

Naturally.

Think for a second about the people in high school that wanted to go into design. That's just who's doing it now, and who always has.

[NM Dirty Girl]

Originally Posted by fullygruntled

Naturally.

Think for a second about the people in high school that wanted to go into design. That's just who's doing it now, and who always has.

Ok, yeah, good point.

[Sue]

Originally Posted by Kim~

So, I buy in bulk...find one thing that fits right---buy every color that I like. (which is about 4)

I do the exact same thing!!!! Someone called me out on that the other day at work

[bigun]

ROLFLOL!!! The only things I buy in stores is underwear everything else comes from Cabelas. No fuss no muss. No having to try and use fitting rooms designed for little people who are also gymnist's/yoga practicioners. Foot wear Tony Lama lace ups. Congrats on the weight loss!!!!!!

[Sue]

Originally Posted by NM Dirty Girl

I've even had trouble in Old Navy with the color of jeans being sized different. Lt blue were slightly larger than dark blue WTF!!!

That's very true of most brands. I have to go and return a pair of pants today because the black ones fit, so I also bought gray. The gray doesn't fit.


I hate shopping

[Dieselmh]

Just for an update to this dumbass thread, here's a pic of me getting ready for my 10 year High School reunion. The sad part is that these were the least gay clothes I could find in the store, Jesus shoes included. I know fat people aren't supposed to wear horizontal stripes, but really, it's not like a few vertical stripes are gonna hide the extra 50 lbs I'm carrying around. Not only did I feel so gay that I kept checking my ass to make sure there wasn't a weiner in it, I was also hoping that my buddy wouldn't start a fight at the reunion, 'cause I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to fight worth a damn in my Jesus shoes. OH, BTW, I'm at 290 lbs in this pic.

[sceep]

I'm trying to figure out how you made it thru that door???

[Dieselmh]

Originally Posted by sceep

I'm trying to figure out how you made it thru that door???

I turn sideways and duck!

Actually, those are 11 inch tiles on the floor, so I'm standing about 2 feet in front of the door. Now, leave me alone before I come over to your house with an electromagnet and rip your dick off!

[qwiksilver]

Ever wonder why women go ga ga over men in uniform?


Men in uniform don't look like this.



Sweetie, get over your fear of looking gay. Put on some real clothes. A nice button down shirt, slacks, real shoes, a jacket.

Or I am going to call the What Not To Wear crew.

[Dieselmh]

Originally Posted by qwiksilver

Sweetie, get over your fear of looking gay. Put on some real clothes. A nice button down shirt, slacks, real shoes, a jacket.

Or I am going to call the What Not To Wear crew.

Not gonna happen. The only reason I even have those clothes is because of my reunion. All of my other clothes pull double duty as work (paid) clothes, and real work (unpaid, at home) clothes. I ain't buyin' no slacks, I hate button up shirts, especially long sleeves, and I'm not sure what you mean by "real" shoes, but if you're talking about loafers, or whatever the hell you call 'em, then I'll pass. I wear tennis shoes or boots, depending on how dirty I plan on getting, t-shirts and jeans. Oh, and I'm not worried about picking up chicks, I've already got a keeper.

edit: I thought the reason women liked men in uniform is because that usually means they're already used to being bossed around!

[Pooge]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Not gonna happen. The only reason I even have those clothes is because of my reunion. All of my other clothes pull double duty as work (paid) clothes, and real work (unpaid, at home) clothes. I ain't buyin' no slacks, I hate button up shirts, especially long sleeves, and I'm not sure what you mean by "real" shoes, but if you're talking about loafers, or whatever the hell you call 'em, then I'll pass. I wear tennis shoes or boots, depending on how dirty I plan on getting, t-shirts and jeans. Oh, and I'm not worried about picking up chicks, I've already got a keeper.

Dieselmh - I like your style man, your original post was right on. The only shopping i do in any kind of outlet store or mall is underwear and socks. I get my underwear at Jockey (sport boxer briefs kick ass, great support), and i get cheep tube socks for boots and lowrider "fag socks" for hiding in my shoes (i hate looking at white socks, its a mental thing) EVERYTHING ELSE comes from a local store similar to Cabellas, basicly i have a wardrobe of Carhartt clothing, that and any free t-shirt i can get my grubby paws on.

For future reference, shopping is gay (in every sence of the word gay) and should only be done in severe moderation and at MANLY stores such as cabellas, Sam's (my local store), and maybe sears, havnt been there in a while...

Doug

[sceep]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Now, leave me alone before I come over to your house with an electromagnet and rip your dick off!

when are your dumbfucks gonna learn that QUALITY 316LVMSS jewelry is NON_MAGNETIC!


:aggrivating:

[Entropy]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Not only did I feel so gay that I kept checking my ass to make sure there wasn't a weiner in it...

Dude, I need your number.

I'm not hitting on you.

When I have a bad day, I want to be able to call you so you can make me laugh. I don't know where you come up with this shit - but your left field humor snaps me out of some pretty bad places sometimes.

Oh, and that outfit looks gay.

[Dieselmh]

Originally Posted by Entropy

Dude, I need your number.

I'm not hitting on you.

When I have a bad day, I want to be able to call you so you can make me laugh. I don't know where you come up with this shit - but your left field humor snaps me out of some pretty bad places sometimes.

Oh, and that outfit looks gay.

Yeah, right! I've heard some pretty sneaky lines before, Mister, but that one ain't gonna work! BTW, I think my sense of humor comes from years abuse from Dad, growing up in the country, where we had to keep ourselves amused when we weren't shoveling cow shit or butchering hogs, and the fact that my job is so retarded that I'd literally explode if I took everything seriously. Given that I like the janitor here, and would hate to make him clean up a mess that big, I try to stay in my "happy" place. Cathy tried to make me feel better: "But look, all the guys are wearing shoes and shirts like that." Great, now not only am I dressed like a fag, but now I'm surrounded by a bunch of other guys dressed like fags. I'm surprised a slap-fight didn't break out over someone being dressed like someone else.

Oh, and Sceep, I don't really care what your cack jewelry is made out of, and to be honest with you, I was very startled when that "electromagnet to rip off your dick" came to my mind. I'm not sure why your penis crossed my mind, but I didn't like it one bit. It's gotta be the shoes! That's it, when I get home, those gay shoes are getting locked in the closet, where they belong. Either that, or I'm gonna wear them while weedeating the yard, to try and manly them up some!

[schulze]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

edit: I thought the reason women liked men in uniform is because that usually means they're already used to being bossed around!

No.
Pip

[Roxywheels]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

edit: I thought the reason women liked men in uniform is because that usually means they're already used to being bossed around!

No, we like them for the BAH and medical benefits

[Roxywheels]

Originally Posted by qwiksilver

Ever wonder why women go ga ga over men in uniform?


Men in uniform don't look like this.



Sweetie, get over your fear of looking gay. Put on some real clothes. A nice button down shirt, slacks, real shoes, a jacket.

Or I am going to call the What Not To Wear crew.

Can I see your fashion police badge?

[Dieselmh]

Originally Posted by Roxywheels

Can I see your fashion police badge?

I'd love to see those "What Not to Wear" people try to come to my house. They'd either:

A. Get lost trying to find my house.
B. Get tired of driving and either turn around, or run out of gas.
or
C. Take one look at me outside, clearing land and BBQing in their fancy schmancy new clothes and faint!

Although, I could probably return all their clothes and buy some decent tools with the money!

[GENA]

Originally Posted by Dieselmh

Just for an update to this dumbass thread, here's a pic of me getting ready for my 10 year High School reunion. The sad part is that these were the least gay clothes I could find in the store, Jesus shoes included. I know fat people aren't supposed to wear horizontal stripes, but really, it's not like a few vertical stripes are gonna hide the extra 50 lbs I'm carrying around. Not only did I feel so gay that I kept checking my ass to make sure there wasn't a weiner in it, I was also hoping that my buddy wouldn't start a fight at the reunion, 'cause I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to fight worth a damn in my Jesus shoes. OH, BTW, I'm at 290 lbs in this pic.

Besides the gay ass clothes, you are looking GREAT!!! Fantastic freaking job, man!!! You look like a whole new person. I bet you feel awesome. Keep up the stellar work and inspire all of them huge asses out there to keep the hope alive.

[MattS]

Originally Posted by GENA

Besides the gay ass clothes, you are looking GREAT!!! Fantastic freaking job, man!!! You look like a whole new person. I bet you feel awesome. Keep up the stellar work and inspire all of them huge asses out there to keep the hope alive.

No shit! His neck is actually smaller than his head. That is serious progress. Pretty soon we won't even know who it is.

[mdd0127]

Thrift stores have clothes that weren't designed by fruits and they're cheep! I've been finding old school army fatigues on ebay. They are the perfect pants. Don't support corporate sweatshop labor. I almost puke when I see the walking billboards with logos everywhere. The stockholders make millions but the people that make and sell the clothes are broke. Screw that! The only thing I buy new is underwear and socks. If everyone quit buying homo clothes, homos wouldn't get paid to design them anymore. That shit about the swimming britches was hilarious! One ball out! My wife bought me these tight fitting briefs and ever so often I run out of clean undies and have to wear them. They squeeze everything so hard it hurts by the end of the day and they don't even have a fawking fly. She says "You have to wear them because they were $13 a pair!". We're getting hosed! We must make a stand now before we all have to wear tights everywhere. Diesel's posts kill me!