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ALA · 08-04-2005, 08:16 PM

Infedel dogs we have captured you precious XOM while it was trying to infiltrate our ranks.

NONE SHALL VIOLATE THE SANCITITY OF THE ANALINGiS LIBERATION ARMY !!

its high gloss pitures hold no match for our torture.

Do not be fucking with us as again our wimmins have our liberation weapons and knowe how to be using them.

our terms for releace are as follows:
We want the mailing list of all subscribers to the issues that is called XOM and to them will be mailed a Dave postal monys order for $5,000 as our tresuar has died and lef us in charge of his bank. We will have them deposit $4,975 in our account number and use the rest to subcribe to the Jihad of XOM for another year and buy them a light lunch.Thier rectums are loose and can handle us after you. We will be victorius

DO NOT LET US DO WHAT WE WILL REGRET

weh have you stripper editor also but will not be returning her as her dance intice our loins.

you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to our demands or our wrath shall be felt across your land (excluding Newark)
praise be to Eleroo

ScottFJ40 · 08-04-2005, 08:19 PM

Robb · 08-04-2005, 08:19 PM

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!

ALA · 08-04-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottFJ40

YOU LAUGH AT US YOU CAMEL TAINT !!???!!

how dare you? we are powerfull and are in bed with the Dictator of Primedia

we show you proof of our adultery

BEHOLD THE GRAIL OF YOUR GOD !!!

ALA · 08-04-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robb

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum

Haole · 08-04-2005, 08:27 PM

You're a dumbass. It's spelled anilingus. Go practice it on yourself.

usmcdoc14 · 08-04-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robb

That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!

i think you missed the other thread where they abducted ChiefSlapaHo's yellow top Optima

FlexCJ5 · 08-04-2005, 08:40 PM

this shit is fawkin hilarious

XJMJ · 08-04-2005, 08:43 PM

the first XOM thread actually worth opening.

RedBullJeep · 08-04-2005, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALA

...you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to ...]

That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.

Del3030k · 08-04-2005, 08:54 PM

My belly hurts?

ST @ STM Motorsports · 08-04-2005, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALA

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum

anyone not atleast getting a chuckle out of this is 100% grade a fagtastic

Nightshade · 08-04-2005, 11:35 PM

Hahahaha now that right there is funnay

sinistertrucker · 08-04-2005, 11:41 PM

Sixty-Ninth Airborne · 08-04-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALA

and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

infedel scum

I don't care who ya are...that's funnay shite

mr4x42u · 08-04-2005, 11:56 PM

yet another xom wild fire thread..and funny as fawk..

pcoplin · 08-05-2005, 12:21 AM

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

StupidityKills · 08-05-2005, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pcoplin

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

Thats half the funny. Tard

0gramsoffat · 08-05-2005, 12:44 AM

They say that after the first ten posts, the chances of finding the magazine alive goes down considerably.

But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it

DWT · 08-05-2005, 01:52 AM

OMFG Im crying over here... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAAHAHA

ALA · 08-05-2005, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedBullJeep

That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.

It is the same as the time our sacred goat will be in heat. We feel for the quality of this publication should recieve some honor in case our terms are not met.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pcoplin

Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.

Yes we are great but we are not your rediculus dogwood tacked to religious icon. Do not be insulting us as we are faithful to one god.
praise be to Eleroo
As for english we care not for your capitalist heathen lanuguage. We spit in your general direction.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0gramsoffat

But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it

That movie of suck is banned from our contry and the eyes of the believers shall be soaked in our highest octaine gas and burned..

rkcrawl · 08-05-2005, 04:50 AM

What a way to start the morning!

ROKTOY · 08-05-2005, 06:49 AM

Ah...Clod Buster action.

The bar code looks just a little fishy though

Jay

Franklin · 08-05-2005, 06:59 AM

Woo Woo. I finally feel I got my $20 worth from the XOM missing threads

ALA · 08-05-2005, 07:12 AM

ARE DEMANDS MUST BE OF MET !!!!

seeing as we are taking lightly ALA has taken to torture of XOM

after a day of our interrorgation its responce was:
"There are 4 lights"

we have decided that we will give you other offers in exchange for its releace if your subsriber database has been destroyed (we feel it already has)

1) the offroad vehicle known as "Vex" so that we may copy its awsumness and make it out attack vehicle of choice

2) a oiled cage match of your WWE style with DRM and Sully

3)Invitaions for 250 to the "Roxy wedding" and booteneers for all guests and some of those little mesh bags filled with Jordan's almonds.

4) photos of a borrito cooker contained in the sphinkter of Benzz0 and the cooker its self (cleaned first)

we await your reply to demands

praise be to Eleroo

08-04-2005, 08:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
ALA Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 50757 Location: Kivicistan Posts: 11	XOM; our hostage, our turms Infedel dogs we have captured you precious XOM while it was trying to infiltrate our ranks. NONE SHALL VIOLATE THE SANCITITY OF THE ANALINGiS LIBERATION ARMY !! its high gloss pitures hold no match for our torture. Do not be fucking with us as again our wimmins have our liberation weapons and knowe how to be using them. our terms for releace are as follows: We want the mailing list of all subscribers to the issues that is called XOM and to them will be mailed a Dave postal monys order for $5,000 as our tresuar has died and lef us in charge of his bank. We will have them deposit $4,975 in our account number and use the rest to subcribe to the Jihad of XOM for another year and buy them a light lunch.Thier rectums are loose and can handle us after you. We will be victorius DO NOT LET US DO WHAT WE WILL REGRET weh have you stripper editor also but will not be returning her as her dance intice our loins. you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to our demands or our wrath shall be felt across your land (excluding Newark) praise be to Eleroo __________________ [SIZE=6][I][B][COLOR=Red]Do not with fawk the Analingis Liberation Army !!!![/COLOR][/B][/I][/SIZE] Last edited by ALA; 08-04-2005 at 08:17 PM.

08-04-2005, 08:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Robb Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Member # 24245 Location: Are Belong To Us!!! Posts: 77	That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!! __________________ Robb isn't hung like a horse....................horses are hung like Robb.

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08-05-2005, 12:21 AM	#17 (permalink)
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08-05-2005, 12:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
0gramsoffat Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 51106 Location: NorCal Posts: 7	They say that after the first ten posts, the chances of finding the magazine alive goes down considerably. But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it

08-05-2005, 01:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
DWT Dirty WHITE TRASH Join Date: May 2003 Member # 19850 Location: Eastern WA Posts: 3,573	OMFG Im crying over here... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAAHAHA __________________ Polaris 800 triple powered Odyssey. 150 hp of death underway. Taiwanese Garbage should stay in Taiwan.

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rkcrawl Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Member # 8435 Location: East TN Posts: 1,685	What a way to start the morning! __________________ .

08-05-2005, 06:49 AM	#23 (permalink)
ROKTOY Registered User Join Date: Mar 2000 Member # 400 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 3,840	Ah...Clod Buster action. The bar code looks just a little fishy though Jay

08-05-2005, 06:59 AM	#24 (permalink)
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08-05-2005, 07:12 AM	#25 (permalink)
ALA Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Member # 50757 Location: Kivicistan Posts: 11	ARE DEMANDS MUST BE OF MET !!!! seeing as we are taking lightly ALA has taken to torture of XOM after a day of our interrorgation its responce was: "There are 4 lights" we have decided that we will give you other offers in exchange for its releace if your subsriber database has been destroyed (we feel it already has) 1) the offroad vehicle known as "Vex" so that we may copy its awsumness and make it out attack vehicle of choice 2) a oiled cage match of your WWE style with DRM and Sully 3)Invitaions for 250 to the "Roxy wedding" and booteneers for all guests and some of those little mesh bags filled with Jordan's almonds. 4) photos of a borrito cooker contained in the sphinkter of Benzz0 and the cooker its self (cleaned first) we await your reply to demands praise be to Eleroo __________________ [SIZE=6][I][B][COLOR=Red]Do not with fawk the Analingis Liberation Army !!!![/COLOR][/B][/I][/SIZE]

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