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Old 08-04-2005, 08:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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XOM; our hostage, our turms

Infedel dogs we have captured you precious XOM while it was trying to infiltrate our ranks.

NONE SHALL VIOLATE THE SANCITITY OF THE ANALINGiS LIBERATION ARMY !!


its high gloss pitures hold no match for our torture.


Do not be fucking with us as again our wimmins have our liberation weapons and knowe how to be using them.



our terms for releace are as follows:
We want the mailing list of all subscribers to the issues that is called XOM and to them will be mailed a Dave postal monys order for $5,000 as our tresuar has died and lef us in charge of his bank. We will have them deposit $4,975 in our account number and use the rest to subcribe to the Jihad of XOM for another year and buy them a light lunch.Thier rectums are loose and can handle us after you. We will be victorius

DO NOT LET US DO WHAT WE WILL REGRET

weh have you stripper editor also but will not be returning her as her dance intice our loins.



you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to our demands or our wrath shall be felt across your land (excluding Newark)
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Old 08-04-2005, 08:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!
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Old 08-04-2005, 08:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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YOU LAUGH AT US YOU CAMEL TAINT !!???!!

how dare you? we are powerfull and are in bed with the Dictator of Primedia

we show you proof of our adultery



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Old 08-04-2005, 08:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!
and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

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Old 08-04-2005, 08:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2005, 08:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That was A LOT of work, just to produce something that unfunnay!!!
i think you missed the other thread where they abducted ChiefSlapaHo's yellow top Optima
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this shit is fawkin hilarious
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the first XOM thread actually worth opening.
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...you have 1/4 a fortnight to respond to ...]
That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.
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and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

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anyone not atleast getting a chuckle out of this is 100% grade a fagtastic
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Hahahaha now that right there is funnay
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and your fun-ay broght forth to this land could fit in the asshole of a flea of my dog.

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I don't care who ya are...that's funnay shite
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yet another xom wild fire thread..and funny as fawk..
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Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.
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Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.
Thats half the funny. Tard
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They say that after the first ten posts, the chances of finding the magazine alive goes down considerably.

But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it
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That's 3 1/2 days...interesting choice of a deadline.
It is the same as the time our sacred goat will be in heat. We feel for the quality of this publication should recieve some honor in case our terms are not met.

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Jesus. It would have been funnay if you weren't so fucking bad at the english language.
Yes we are great but we are not your rediculus dogwood tacked to religious icon. Do not be insulting us as we are faithful to one god.
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But that is besides the point, I think this is another runaway bride story, she couldn't do her job so she faked her own kidnapping to get out of it
That movie of suck is banned from our contry and the eyes of the believers shall be soaked in our highest octaine gas and burned..
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Ah...Clod Buster action.

The bar code looks just a little fishy though

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Woo Woo. I finally feel I got my $20 worth from the XOM missing threads
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:12 AM   #25 (permalink)
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ARE DEMANDS MUST BE OF MET !!!!

seeing as we are taking lightly ALA has taken to torture of XOM


after a day of our interrorgation its responce was:
"There are 4 lights"

we have decided that we will give you other offers in exchange for its releace if your subsriber database has been destroyed (we feel it already has)

1) the offroad vehicle known as "Vex" so that we may copy its awsumness and make it out attack vehicle of choice

2) a oiled cage match of your WWE style with DRM and Sully

3)Invitaions for 250 to the "Roxy wedding" and booteneers for all guests and some of those little mesh bags filled with Jordan's almonds.

4) photos of a borrito cooker contained in the sphinkter of Benzz0 and the cooker its self (cleaned first)


we await your reply to demands


praise be to Eleroo


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