How To: Properly Cut a Mullet - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 01:57 AM

So my buddy has been growing long hair for quite some time and was really stoked about the overall look of his hair until his girlfriend came home one day and said he started to look like Keith Urban. Now from these pictures, you can fully tell that he does not look like Urban, but to further show his girlfriend his un-urbanness, he decided to cut a mullet. Also I know there are a ton of people that probably already sport mullets on the pirate board

, but for those that don't, you must first read this short how to on creating the perfect mullet and pissing off your girlfriend

.

First, you must get the right hair length, this is very important because you must sport the "Business Up Front" and "Party In The Back" look.

For this, we cut the side burns in for the added look and experience.

Now that you have the right hair length, finding the right tools for the job was the next task.

Tools consist of:
Shaver
Towel
2 forks
tape
bailing wire
zip ties
Auto Trader
Texas Holdem' Game
and finally and bottle of Cheap Vodka (his girlfriend was sitting and watching us, he had to tune her out.)

Next we assembled the cutting devise by attaching the 2 forks to the shaver with tape, zip ties and bailing wire.

Once you have completed this task, make sure you have the proper Cutting length for your cutting devise, you can now move on to the important part. We first parted the hair to execute the business side of this piece of art.

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 01:58 AM

Next we taped his part up so to not get it confused with the party side of the project.

From there we taped the lower section of his part and taped the towel around his head so that when we let you business hair down, we didn't get it confused with the party hair.

Once this was done, it was time to prep the head and start cutting.

Make sure you cutt all the way through his hair, thick hair might take longer.

Then try and make it as even as possible...

And go ahead and let the dude check it out in the mirror every once in a while...

Next you want to comb it back and take off the hard edges...

When you are done with this portion it should look like this:

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 02:00 AM

Now please remember, this is crutial!, DO NOT LET YOUR MULLET FRIEND TELL YOU HOW TO CUT IT... This portion might have been a mistake.

He told us to cut a straight line along the tape, I personally told him he should just leave it alone, but this was the result.

Next take the tape and mask off the back of his head.

Try not to laugh too hard.

Next, and even worse off, do not let your mullet friend try cutting his own hair to even things out...

You'll end up with divots like this...

Now try and fix his divots to make it kinda' look better... Do this by taking the forks off the shaverand running them through to the desired length, then cut.

Now do the opposite side, but do it before he gets to try it himself.

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 02:00 AM

Now you are done cutting, here is the finished result before styling

This is the Finished result after styling...

dumplin · 03-20-2006, 02:10 AM

In that last picture with him drankin a burr , I see a 3 legged stand with a vase in it . I got that same shit mang , go mullet !

The Jerk · 03-20-2006, 05:17 AM

wow. give a kid a camera , booze, and an internet connection and BAM. instant funnay

Philly2Crazy · 03-20-2006, 05:39 AM

That is awesome... When I got sik of long hair a couple year ago I shaved it into a mullet for one night and went out to the clubs and bars in Hawaii in a wife beater and Ford Racing hat, it was a blast... but I also shaved it all off that night when I got home

300sniper · 03-20-2006, 06:00 AM

great build up thread!

JuryRigJalopy · 03-20-2006, 09:01 AM

i need to start growing out my hair

ibrocun · 03-20-2006, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuryRigJalopy

i need to start growing out my hair

I wish I still had hair. on my head

#1 Z71 · 03-20-2006, 09:49 AM

I just got my laugh for today. Fawkin' hilarious.

JuryRigJalopy · 03-20-2006, 09:50 AM

I had a hard time giving myself a #3 buzz yesterday I doubt that I could do a mullet (or atleast not one that perfect)

makeupqueEn · 03-20-2006, 10:05 AM

I think in Scott's (Po' Riggity's) profile there is still the picture of my younger sister's ex sporting his mullet.

MattS · 03-20-2006, 10:52 AM

The forks are the best.

TLCObsession · 03-20-2006, 11:05 AM

I am laughing so hard that I am crying!!!

Lil Rich brings the FUNNAY!

tmacie · 03-20-2006, 11:13 AM

Haha, that guy looks more like The Logger than Urban.....

http://www.thelogger.com/

He's kinda a local celeb.

Travis

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 11:16 AM

Yeah he still has his mullet and I am waiting for pictures of us hitting the town. It was great! He totally played the roll everywhere we went. And when we went to dinner at Chili's that night and after we walked in and got asked how we were doing he yelled "Great where's your shitter?!"

and it was off from there.

Bigburlynakedguy · 03-20-2006, 12:01 PM

This needs to be in Tech!

Lil' Rich · 03-20-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigburlynakedguy

This needs to be in Tech!

Yeah but I figured that it would get the best laugh in here, most people in tech might take it seriously. I still can't believe he cut his hair this way.

Plus he jus got threatened to get fired if he didn't cut his hair, so he quit, now his girlfriend is really pissed off, lol.

JeffsJeep04 · 03-20-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Rich

Yeah but I figured that it would get the best laugh in here, most people in tech might take it seriously. I still can't believe he cut his hair this way.

Plus he jus got threatened to get fired if he didn't cut his hair, so he quit, now his girlfriend is really pissed off, lol.

Proof that having a mullet automatically makes you a stone cold bad ass.

Co Pilot · 03-20-2006, 04:36 PM

This thread gets....

GETTINTHERETOY · 03-20-2006, 04:49 PM

Classic!

Lil' Rich · 03-21-2006, 10:44 PM

Well I thought it had the potential to be a "pirate classic"

yotatilla · 03-21-2006, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil' Rich

Well I thought it had the potential to be a "pirate classic"

It's got my vote

bigheadfj40 · 03-21-2006, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeffsJeep04

Proof that having a mullet automatically makes you a stone cold bad ass.

03-20-2006, 01:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	How To: Properly Cut a Mullet So my buddy has been growing long hair for quite some time and was really stoked about the overall look of his hair until his girlfriend came home one day and said he started to look like Keith Urban. Now from these pictures, you can fully tell that he does not look like Urban, but to further show his girlfriend his un-urbanness, he decided to cut a mullet. Also I know there are a ton of people that probably already sport mullets on the pirate board , but for those that don't, you must first read this short how to on creating the perfect mullet and pissing off your girlfriend . First, you must get the right hair length, this is very important because you must sport the "Business Up Front" and "Party In The Back" look. For this, we cut the side burns in for the added look and experience. Now that you have the right hair length, finding the right tools for the job was the next task. Tools consist of: Shaver Towel 2 forks tape bailing wire zip ties Auto Trader Texas Holdem' Game and finally and bottle of Cheap Vodka (his girlfriend was sitting and watching us, he had to tune her out.) Next we assembled the cutting devise by attaching the 2 forks to the shaver with tape, zip ties and bailing wire. Once you have completed this task, make sure you have the proper Cutting length for your cutting devise, you can now move on to the important part. We first parted the hair to execute the business side of this piece of art. __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

03-20-2006, 01:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	Next we taped his part up so to not get it confused with the party side of the project. From there we taped the lower section of his part and taped the towel around his head so that when we let you business hair down, we didn't get it confused with the party hair. Once this was done, it was time to prep the head and start cutting. Make sure you cutt all the way through his hair, thick hair might take longer. Then try and make it as even as possible... And go ahead and let the dude check it out in the mirror every once in a while... Next you want to comb it back and take off the hard edges... When you are done with this portion it should look like this: __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

03-20-2006, 02:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	Now please remember, this is crutial!, DO NOT LET YOUR MULLET FRIEND TELL YOU HOW TO CUT IT... This portion might have been a mistake. He told us to cut a straight line along the tape, I personally told him he should just leave it alone, but this was the result. Next take the tape and mask off the back of his head. Try not to laugh too hard. Next, and even worse off, do not let your mullet friend try cutting his own hair to even things out... You'll end up with divots like this... Now try and fix his divots to make it kinda' look better... Do this by taking the forks off the shaverand running them through to the desired length, then cut. Now do the opposite side, but do it before he gets to try it himself. __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

03-20-2006, 02:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	Now you are done cutting, here is the finished result before styling This is the Finished result after styling... __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

03-20-2006, 02:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
dumplin Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Member # 10433 Location: redneck heaven Posts: 478	In that last picture with him drankin a burr , I see a 3 legged stand with a vase in it . I got that same shit mang , go mullet ! __________________ 74eb,38"tsl's, lockrite(f), spool(r) warn alloys(f),moser 31's(r), full cage 8274, 4.5" total lift + sawzalled for clearance

03-20-2006, 05:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
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Philly2Crazy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Member # 46231 Location: HO VILLE Posts: 1,083	That is awesome... When I got sik of long hair a couple year ago I shaved it into a mullet for one night and went out to the clubs and bars in Hawaii in a wife beater and Ford Racing hat, it was a blast... but I also shaved it all off that night when I got home __________________ "THE EAST STRIKES BACK" DVD - BUY IT NOW Flex Marketing - Marketing and Web Design RIDE Motorsports PPR Racing RIDE's sponsors: TOYO Tires Treks Mfg Superior Axle & Gear Pikes Peak Rovers Oakley Rock & Roll Offroad Alpinestars K&N OGIO KMC Wheels Howe Twisted DV

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03-20-2006, 09:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
JuryRigJalopy Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Member # 43032 Location: Costa Mesa Posts: 387	I had a hard time giving myself a #3 buzz yesterday I doubt that I could do a mullet (or atleast not one that perfect) __________________ Jury-rig:to rig for temporary service; Jalopy:a car that is old and unreliable

03-20-2006, 10:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
makeupqueEn Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Member # 7645 Location: Lake Arrowhead Posts: 244	I think in Scott's (Po' Riggity's) profile there is still the picture of my younger sister's ex sporting his mullet. __________________ stacEy - Mrs. Po' Riggity Little Miss Smartass

03-20-2006, 10:52 AM	#14 (permalink)
MattS Pirate4x4 Addict! Join Date: Mar 2000 Member # 386 Location: Omaha, NE USA Posts: 14,690	The forks are the best.

03-20-2006, 11:05 AM	#15 (permalink)
TLCObsession Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Member # 3245 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 1,131	I am laughing so hard that I am crying!!! Lil Rich brings the FUNNAY!

03-20-2006, 11:13 AM	#16 (permalink)
tmacie Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Member # 31422 Location: Brattleboro, Vermont Posts: 534	Haha, that guy looks more like The Logger than Urban..... http://www.thelogger.com/ He's kinda a local celeb. Travis

03-20-2006, 11:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	Yeah he still has his mullet and I am waiting for pictures of us hitting the town. It was great! He totally played the roll everywhere we went. And when we went to dinner at Chili's that night and after we walked in and got asked how we were doing he yelled "Great where's your shitter?!" and it was off from there. __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

03-20-2006, 12:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
Bigburlynakedguy Zeus of the Sluice Join Date: May 2002 Member # 11961 Location: Redlands, CA Posts: 2,662	This needs to be in Tech!

03-20-2006, 04:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
Co Pilot Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Member # 10700 Location: 45 minutes from the lakebed. Posts: 4,086	This thread gets.... Attached Images __________________ you know what they say, if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody.... come sit by me! ;)

03-20-2006, 04:49 PM	#22 (permalink)
GETTINTHERETOY Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Member # 26270 Location: Ceres, California Posts: 1,322	Classic!

03-21-2006, 10:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
Lil' Rich No Longer Available Join Date: Dec 2003 Member # 24980 Location: At Home Posts: 2,697	Well I thought it had the potential to be a "pirate classic" __________________ WEROCK Event Director Of course I can handle a crisis. Hell, I create them! www.werocklive.com Redefining Extreme! Save Tellico Post #23

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