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Boheefus · 11-09-2006, 07:02 AM

It happened in a small, rural community in the Northern Neck of Virginia. Heefus and wife were having a nice quiet evening, having subdued the children with various potions and elixers.

As we entered the garage to enjoy some night air

, we felt a presence, much like the turd that cannot be seen, yet continues to streak the TP. The hair on our necks stood up, and we detected the metallic taint of blood in the air...(heheh I said taint)...Be warned, the following images are disturbing, and proof that they walk among us

We found the body splayed on the ground like so much garbage.

The smell was horrible, like a shitter in a stadium on free chilidog night. The poor fellow had been stripped neck to nuts. My CSI instincts took over, and I began to mark the crime scene accordingly so the MIB would have an easier time of it all. No man should have to face the horror of what I encountered.

He had been degloved and discarded, tossed to the side of the highway of life with no regard for his kith and kin. I proceeded to document the grisly scene with as much gusto as I could manage. The gore was almost unbearable, made my time back in 'Nam look like two boys with a barbie and some catsup.

As I was photographing the corpse, I noticed movement. Armed with my tinfoil hat, I moved in for a closer look...EGADS!!!! a POD PERSON!!!!

Now our quiet life has been shattered by the sure knowledge that
Alien invaders are quietly monitoring our every move. It was a real wake up call, never before had I though that we could be the victims of such a horrific attack....but know I know better, and I shall be prepared!!!

hunter_pritchett · 11-09-2006, 07:11 AM

chupacabra!

4in100 · 11-09-2006, 07:13 AM

Crikey, look at the chompa's on this beaut!

Dieselmh · 11-09-2006, 07:13 AM

So, how did it taste?

Rip DeLips · 11-09-2006, 07:14 AM

Some friends of mine dressed up like Fox and Mulder for Halloween. Maybe they could help you???

Boheefus · 11-09-2006, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

So, how did it taste?

rather like a 3 day old syphlitic blood encrusted booger

fullygruntled · 11-09-2006, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rip DeLips

Some friends of mine dressed up like Fox and Mulder for Halloween. Maybe they could help you???

Fox and Mulder are the same guy

fullygruntled · 11-09-2006, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boheefus

rather like a 3 day old syphlitic blood encrusted booger

Try adding a little more thyme

Boheefus · 11-09-2006, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

Try adding a little more thyme

i find that thyme heals all things

Cue-Ball · 11-09-2006, 07:33 AM

SeaBass44 · 11-09-2006, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

Fox and Mulder are the same guy

then I guess it was sybil........

Rip DeLips · 11-09-2006, 07:45 AM

I don't watch much tv, sue me.

Fisheadgib · 11-09-2006, 08:06 AM

That critter crawlin to the rat looks like a wolf.(at least thats what they called them when I lived in Texas) It's an intestinal parasite that infects all manner of furry little creatures. Including cats. Just about every rabbit and squirrel we ever shot had them. Ugly prehistoric looking little fawkers.

Boheefus · 11-09-2006, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fisheadgib

That critter crawlin to the rat looks like a wolf.(at least thats what they called them when I lived in Texas) It's an intestinal parasite that infects all manner of furry little creatures. Including cats. Just about every rabbit and squirrel we ever shot had them. Ugly prehistoric looking little fawkers.

yaa, it came from within, makes you wonder how tha furry bastard lived with something that big in him, them pod people are real fawkers

Boheefus · 10-10-2007, 08:55 AM

for Azzy's amusement

Azzy2000 · 10-10-2007, 08:58 AM

Thanks

11-09-2006, 07:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Boheefus Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Member # 46933 Location: Falconpunch, VA Posts: 2,449	Alien activity confirmed!!!! It happened in a small, rural community in the Northern Neck of Virginia. Heefus and wife were having a nice quiet evening, having subdued the children with various potions and elixers. As we entered the garage to enjoy some night air , we felt a presence, much like the turd that cannot be seen, yet continues to streak the TP. The hair on our necks stood up, and we detected the metallic taint of blood in the air...(heheh I said taint)...Be warned, the following images are disturbing, and proof that they walk among us We found the body splayed on the ground like so much garbage. The smell was horrible, like a shitter in a stadium on free chilidog night. The poor fellow had been stripped neck to nuts. My CSI instincts took over, and I began to mark the crime scene accordingly so the MIB would have an easier time of it all. No man should have to face the horror of what I encountered. He had been degloved and discarded, tossed to the side of the highway of life with no regard for his kith and kin. I proceeded to document the grisly scene with as much gusto as I could manage. The gore was almost unbearable, made my time back in 'Nam look like two boys with a barbie and some catsup. As I was photographing the corpse, I noticed movement. Armed with my tinfoil hat, I moved in for a closer look...EGADS!!!! a POD PERSON!!!! Now our quiet life has been shattered by the sure knowledge that Alien invaders are quietly monitoring our every move. It was a real wake up call, never before had I though that we could be the victims of such a horrific attack....but know I know better, and I shall be prepared!!! __________________ RedBullJeep: Once a head gets sloppy side to side, it makes the cradling a little less consistant.

11-09-2006, 07:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
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11-09-2006, 07:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Rip DeLips Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Member # 10124 Location: Fort Liquordale Posts: 2,315	Some friends of mine dressed up like Fox and Mulder for Halloween. Maybe they could help you??? __________________ I crashed that piece of shit...and then stepped away.......

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Cue-Ball Rock God Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 17311 Location: Augusta, GA Posts: 2,250	__________________ Nex Pro Evinco "Death Before Defeat"

11-09-2006, 07:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Rip DeLips Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Member # 10124 Location: Fort Liquordale Posts: 2,315	I don't watch much tv, sue me. __________________ I crashed that piece of shit...and then stepped away.......

11-09-2006, 07:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
4in100 Rock God Join Date: Aug 2005 Member # 51267 Location: Buford, GA Posts: 1,728	Crikey, look at the chompa's on this beaut!

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Dieselmh fatdan460lovespenis Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6417 Posts: 3,921	So, how did it taste?

11-09-2006, 08:06 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fisheadgib Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Member # 29385 Location: Florida Panhandle Posts: 694	That critter crawlin to the rat looks like a wolf.(at least thats what they called them when I lived in Texas) It's an intestinal parasite that infects all manner of furry little creatures. Including cats. Just about every rabbit and squirrel we ever shot had them. Ugly prehistoric looking little fawkers.

10-10-2007, 08:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
Boheefus Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Member # 46933 Location: Falconpunch, VA Posts: 2,449	for Azzy's amusement __________________ RedBullJeep: Once a head gets sloppy side to side, it makes the cradling a little less consistant.

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