if they fought!!!!! candy canes! - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

sceep · 12-19-2006, 09:32 AM

Weird fruit flavored candy cane would torch pepermint thereby turing him into a smouldering pile of carbon sugar goo.

Welby · 12-19-2006, 09:42 AM

You ever get peppermint in your eyes? Try it and maybe you'll revise your thinking.

Peppermint > weird candy

mantis · 12-19-2006, 09:42 AM

edit: that is supposed to be a lighter under the crack pipe, but my paint brush was too big.

Steve N · 12-19-2006, 09:43 AM

Ah but std. issue pepermint candy cane would rule all.

sceep · 12-19-2006, 09:52 AM

it would be the fight of the century when blueberry called butterscotch out.

in the end, butterscotch would prevail by ripping poor blueberry's hook off.

CaryW · 12-19-2006, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mantis

edit: that is supposed to be a lighter under the crack pipe, but my paint brush was too big.

I thought you were going to be uber-super busy cause the other guy messed up your <whateveritisyoudoforbigoil>

Paul Gagnon · 12-19-2006, 09:54 AM

A few years ago I was at the store and said to myself, "Right on, rootbeer flavoured candy canes!!!" so I bought them but when I tried one there was no rootbeer flavour to be found.

Phonedoc · 12-19-2006, 09:56 AM

What kind of candy cane alternate dimension have you stumbled into?

All of these fruit flavors are bastard foodstuffs.

Only peppermint is deserving of the title "candy cane".

sceep · 12-19-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Phonedoc

Only peppermint is deserving of the title "candy cane".

pepermint cane is some weird mutilation of a similar candy that has the shape of a small disk. The pepermint cane mutants will/can never be allowed to overthrow the power of the more superior, non-mutant canes.

Welby · 12-19-2006, 10:05 AM

As Paul Gagnon so kindly noted, the weird flavored candy canes can't even manage to accomplish becoming the flavor that they claim to be, so how do you think that they'd have the power to defeat a proven legend like the Peppermint cane, when they can't even get their shit together?

shin · 12-19-2006, 10:05 AM

that was an unfair fight between butterscotch and blueberry due to the fact that blueberry doesnt have any arms... and it also appears to me that blueberry also doesnt have a bendable back cane(bone).

mantis · 12-19-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CaryW

I thought you were going to be uber-super busy cause the other guy messed up your <whateveritisyoudoforbigoil>

Hurry up and wait. I submit something that takes 10 minutes, and then bust ass for a half hour, then sit for 10 minutes...

fullygruntled · 12-19-2006, 10:07 AM

Charles Foster Kane would latch greedily onto the sentient warring confectionaries and scarf them down in a futile attempt to recapture his lost childhood

DavidVanVorous · 12-19-2006, 10:09 AM

Cinnamon RULES!

D.

Welby · 12-19-2006, 10:14 AM

There can be no greater Cane than....

Big Daddy Kane.

TLCObsession · 12-19-2006, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DavidVanVorous

Cinnamon RULES!

D.

SUPER SPICY CINNAMON RULES ALL!

(I found some Tabasco branded spicy cinnamon suckers a couple of years ago! They were hotter than any Atomic Fireball!)

hcgalvin · 12-19-2006, 10:29 AM

Gawd dammit you guys caught me between meetings.

I'll have to come up witha reply for later.

shin · 12-19-2006, 10:31 AM

in the first picture it looks to be that the cane is burning the tree with the baby cane still on it... now how much cold hearted can u get then burning a baby... wow starting to remind me of the whole german and jew conflict thing all over again...

Roc Doc · 12-19-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fullygruntled

Charles Foster Kane would latch greedily onto the sentient warring confectionaries and scarf them down in a futile attempt to recapture his lost childhood

Rosebud flavored candy canes? Who wudda thunk it?

evenBIGGERrock · 12-19-2006, 10:48 AM

Ahhhhh, but in the end even the mighty peppermint cane cannot resist to join with hot chocolate to mutate into hot uber yummy goodness.

UZI 9mm · 12-19-2006, 11:02 AM

fullygruntled · 12-19-2006, 11:07 AM

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Muddin · 12-19-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

Eggggzactly. If all the other candy canes were as good as peppermint, they'd be able to dangle upon the Christmas tree of sucess. But nooooo, they can't. The lesser candy canes are left sitting in the box for they could not handle the dangle.

They'd probably break

Roc Doc · 12-19-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by UZI 9mm

Nice FMJ reference BTW. Does the other side of the helmet say "Born to Kill"?

UZI 9mm · 12-19-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Roc Doc

Nice FMJ reference BTW. Does the other side of the helmet say "Born to Kill"?

Joker heh heh

I tried but couldn't write that small in MS paint

12-19-2006, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Welby Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Member # 7287 Location: Greensburg, PA Posts: 6,023	You ever get peppermint in your eyes? Try it and maybe you'll revise your thinking. Peppermint > weird candy __________________ Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

12-19-2006, 09:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
mantis Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13322 Location: Needville, TX Posts: 1,537	edit: that is supposed to be a lighter under the crack pipe, but my paint brush was too big. Attached Images Last edited by mantis; 12-19-2006 at 09:43 AM.

12-19-2006, 09:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Steve N Registered User Join Date: Feb 2000 Member # 112 Location: Pleasant Hill CA Posts: 9,166	Ah but std. issue pepermint candy cane would rule all. __________________ [COLOR=yellow]it's all about show & shine[/COLOR] [COLOR=Lime] Stiffy®? why screw around with anything less? [/COLOR] Charter member PBB mod divorce club for men.

12-19-2006, 09:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Paul Gagnon Poseur SUV Join Date: Apr 2000 Member # 610 Location: Sherwood Park, Alberta eh? Posts: 9,934 Blog Entries: 6	A few years ago I was at the store and said to myself, "Right on, rootbeer flavoured candy canes!!!" so I bought them but when I tried one there was no rootbeer flavour to be found. __________________ Paul Gagnon Sherwood Park, Alberta eh? "No Brain, No Pain"

12-19-2006, 10:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
Welby Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Member # 7287 Location: Greensburg, PA Posts: 6,023	As Paul Gagnon so kindly noted, the weird flavored candy canes can't even manage to accomplish becoming the flavor that they claim to be, so how do you think that they'd have the power to defeat a proven legend like the Peppermint cane, when they can't even get their shit together? __________________ Come back here, so that I may brain thee! Last edited by Welby; 12-19-2006 at 10:05 AM.

12-19-2006, 09:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Phonedoc Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Member # 35320 Location: Hartsburg, MO Posts: 473	What kind of candy cane alternate dimension have you stumbled into? All of these fruit flavors are bastard foodstuffs. Only peppermint is deserving of the title "candy cane".

12-19-2006, 10:05 AM	#11 (permalink)
shin Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Member # 56016 Location: mid wi Posts: 256	that was an unfair fight between butterscotch and blueberry due to the fact that blueberry doesnt have any arms... and it also appears to me that blueberry also doesnt have a bendable back cane(bone). __________________ silly rice, racing is for V8's!!! id rather be snorting coke off a hookers ass...

12-19-2006, 10:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
fullygruntled Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9614 Location: Charlottesville, VA Posts: 1,008	Charles Foster Kane would latch greedily onto the sentient warring confectionaries and scarf them down in a futile attempt to recapture his lost childhood Attached Images __________________ Choose Life. Preferably Cinnamon. [url]http://McBob.TV[/url]

12-19-2006, 10:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
DavidVanVorous Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Member # 36733 Location: Was Bozeman now Cofederated tribes res Posts: 1,767	Cinnamon RULES! D. __________________ [I]Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter[/I]

12-19-2006, 10:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
Welby Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Member # 7287 Location: Greensburg, PA Posts: 6,023	There can be no greater Cane than.... Big Daddy Kane. __________________ Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

12-19-2006, 10:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
shin Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Member # 56016 Location: mid wi Posts: 256	in the first picture it looks to be that the cane is burning the tree with the baby cane still on it... now how much cold hearted can u get then burning a baby... wow starting to remind me of the whole german and jew conflict thing all over again... __________________ silly rice, racing is for V8's!!! id rather be snorting coke off a hookers ass... Last edited by shin; 12-19-2006 at 10:32 AM.

12-19-2006, 10:48 AM	#20 (permalink)
evenBIGGERrock Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Member # 9423 Location: Newcastle, CA. But don't ask me where the Old Castle is Posts: 685	Ahhhhh, but in the end even the mighty peppermint cane cannot resist to join with hot chocolate to mutate into hot uber yummy goodness. __________________ Mantra: The more you learn, the more you realize how little you really know. Translation: If you think you know it all.....you don't know jack.

12-19-2006, 11:02 AM	#21 (permalink)
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