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TennJeep1618 · 06-15-2009, 07:52 PM

I personally think Halogrinder should have brought a slingshot and some walnuts up there w/ him. Nothing will make those cleaning people go "WTF" like getting nailed w/ a walnut out of nowhere.

JoshTurner · 06-15-2009, 07:52 PM

Your going to snap off a batch arnt you???

Pt_Ranger_V8 · 06-15-2009, 07:54 PM

He's probably rubbing one out, and taking a nap right now.

jhood12 · 06-15-2009, 07:55 PM

So what is your plan of attack when you see someone grab a soda out of your fridge?

StinkyMcStink · 06-15-2009, 07:59 PM

Just knowing that somewhere, right now, there's a grown man hiding in a car on a lift trying to catch someone drinking a Dr. Pepper that he's wiped his taint on and eating his hot sauce-covered peanuts... good God, it's a train wreck, but you can't look away.

4runner · 06-15-2009, 08:00 PM

is yours the RED box?

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 08:02 PM

uh confrintation? thats what i do best! i think im going to give up tonight. ill be better prepared tomorrow night. now i need to figure out how to get out with my bike and not get shot by security lol

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 08:04 PM

no dumbass mine is the black one

StinkyMcStink · 06-15-2009, 08:05 PM

Please manage to involve a tripwire, some glitter, maybe even some glue in this. Do you have access to a video camera? Hide it where it can see the whole thing. The video would be priceless.

4runner · 06-15-2009, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

no dumbass mine is the black one

I was guessing that, but wanted to make you feel bad for having spent $20K on tools so you could hide in a car and look at them.

jmcbroom · 06-15-2009, 08:54 PM

Look, I'm all for principal and shit, but when it's time to go home it's time to go home.

Get a camera and set it up somewhere, then go catch a black widow or small snake and put it in the peanut jar... fuck em..

As for the soda, replace the cans with bottles and use a liquid laxative and inject the bottles from the top of the cap.

Guy gets thirsty and snakes a soda, then later gets a bit hungry and goes to open the can of peanuts - see the spider, scream like a little bitch while simultaneously shitting his pants.

Just make sure to get it on film..

bigbroncojeff · 06-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

uh confrintation? thats what i do best! i think im going to give up tonight. ill be better prepared tomorrow night. now i need to figure out how to get out with my bike and not get shot by security lol

what time were you actually off work... ??

spidr · 06-15-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

\ i think im going to give up tonight.

Good........I was getting thirsty

bigbroncojeff · 06-15-2009, 10:40 PM

It's going to be fuckin funny if your sodas and junk are gone when you get there in the morning

nissancrawler · 06-16-2009, 12:42 AM

I had a few yogurts taken out of a fridge, along with a few other people's food...had a good idea of who did it.

Get more yogurt, flip four containers upside down, cut out bottom with utility knife. Dump contents, mix with laxative, refill container. Stick piece of tape to cut out to hold it in place, epoxy bottom of yogurt back in. Place in fridge.

Wait for guy that took it to hit the shitter. When he does, take other three yogurt containers, open, enter stall next to him. Dump yogurt on his head while he's blasting his guts out. Walk out whistling.

ev13wt · 06-16-2009, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food.

Of course not. In nature, bears will be like: "Oh yea, hes cool, don't take his stuff..."

Write Obama for moar softdrinks.

kwrangln · 06-16-2009, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nissancrawler

I had a few yogurts taken out of a fridge, along with a few other people's food...had a good idea of who did it.

Get more yogurt, flip four containers upside down, cut out bottom with utility knife. Dump contents, mix with laxative, refill container. Stick piece of tape to cut out to hold it in place, epoxy bottom of yogurt back in. Place in fridge.

Wait for guy that took it to hit the shitter. When he does, take other three yogurt containers, open, enter stall next to him. Dump yogurt on his head while he's blasting his guts out. Walk out whistling.

Evil, I like it, run with this plan.

bigal1 · 06-16-2009, 01:11 AM

this is some funny shit

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 05:34 AM

update:

cleaning crew never came. floors are still dirty. i saw them in new cars though when i left

my food is still here.
fat security guard came in around 9:20. i think he is supposed to be here @ 9. i wanted to snap a pic of him but i only saw him once.

i then wandered around the shop trying to get out with my motorcycle for 20 minutes, and never saw him either

ill bait my fridge even more, as i feel tonight will be a successfull hunt

Cue-Ball · 06-16-2009, 05:40 AM

I never got the pics

daddytall · 06-16-2009, 05:56 AM

You should think about how :angry: this is making you all day.
Good god, it's a soda and some peanuts. When will the madness stop!?!?

Photo documentation or else!

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cue-Ball

I never got the pics

Prolly cause i was trying to remember your number and jump off the net, then type it into my phone.......

musta sent 10 people some weird pics

Quote:

Originally Posted by daddytall

You should think about how :angry: this is making you all day.
Good god, it's a soda and some peanuts. When will the madness stop!?!?

Photo documentation or else!

the first day it made me mad all day.

after that its been cool

Cue-Ball · 06-16-2009, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

Prolly cause i was trying to remember your number and jump off the net, then type it into my phone.......

musta sent 10 people some weird pics

You don't have a copy paste option on your phone?

Oxjockey · 06-16-2009, 06:56 AM

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cue-Ball

You don't have a copy paste option on your phone?

Not while surfing the 'net. its just a LG dare, nothing fancy shmancy

06-15-2009, 07:52 PM	#76 (permalink)
TennJeep1618 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Member # 90058 Location: Fairhope, AL Posts: 30	I personally think Halogrinder should have brought a slingshot and some walnuts up there w/ him. Nothing will make those cleaning people go "WTF" like getting nailed w/ a walnut out of nowhere. __________________ I learn everything the hard way.

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StinkyMcStink Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Member # 85860 Location: Down South Posts: 497	Just knowing that somewhere, right now, there's a grown man hiding in a car on a lift trying to catch someone drinking a Dr. Pepper that he's wiped his taint on and eating his hot sauce-covered peanuts... good God, it's a train wreck, but you can't look away. __________________ "You got it Dan, I'm retarted." - Why J?

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StinkyMcStink Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Member # 85860 Location: Down South Posts: 497	Please manage to involve a tripwire, some glitter, maybe even some glue in this. Do you have access to a video camera? Hide it where it can see the whole thing. The video would be priceless. __________________ "You got it Dan, I'm retarted." - Why J?

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jhood12 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Member # 56303 Location: Indiana Posts: 79	So what is your plan of attack when you see someone grab a soda out of your fridge?

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Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,302	uh confrintation? thats what i do best! i think im going to give up tonight. ill be better prepared tomorrow night. now i need to figure out how to get out with my bike and not get shot by security lol

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Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,302	no dumbass mine is the black one

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jmcbroom Rock God Join Date: Jan 2007 Member # 85481 Location: Galveston, TX Posts: 1,532	Look, I'm all for principal and shit, but when it's time to go home it's time to go home. Get a camera and set it up somewhere, then go catch a black widow or small snake and put it in the peanut jar... fuck em.. As for the soda, replace the cans with bottles and use a liquid laxative and inject the bottles from the top of the cap. Guy gets thirsty and snakes a soda, then later gets a bit hungry and goes to open the can of peanuts - see the spider, scream like a little bitch while simultaneously shitting his pants. Just make sure to get it on film..

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nissancrawler Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Member # 76684 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 2,919	I had a few yogurts taken out of a fridge, along with a few other people's food...had a good idea of who did it. Get more yogurt, flip four containers upside down, cut out bottom with utility knife. Dump contents, mix with laxative, refill container. Stick piece of tape to cut out to hold it in place, epoxy bottom of yogurt back in. Place in fridge. Wait for guy that took it to hit the shitter. When he does, take other three yogurt containers, open, enter stall next to him. Dump yogurt on his head while he's blasting his guts out. Walk out whistling. __________________ [QUOTE=nahmus;9175355]asking chit chat to stop before they are done is kinda like asking piranhas to stop after one bite.[/QUOTE]

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bigal1 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Member # 119174 Location: ohio Posts: 443	this is some funny shit

06-16-2009, 05:34 AM	#94 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,302	update: cleaning crew never came. floors are still dirty. i saw them in new cars though when i left my food is still here. fat security guard came in around 9:20. i think he is supposed to be here @ 9. i wanted to snap a pic of him but i only saw him once. i then wandered around the shop trying to get out with my motorcycle for 20 minutes, and never saw him either ill bait my fridge even more, as i feel tonight will be a successfull hunt __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf

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