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Old 06-15-2009, 07:52 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I personally think Halogrinder should have brought a slingshot and some walnuts up there w/ him. Nothing will make those cleaning people go "WTF" like getting nailed w/ a walnut out of nowhere.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:52 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Your going to snap off a batch arnt you???
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:54 PM   #78 (permalink)
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He's probably rubbing one out, and taking a nap right now.
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:55 PM   #79 (permalink)
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So what is your plan of attack when you see someone grab a soda out of your fridge?
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Old 06-15-2009, 07:59 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Just knowing that somewhere, right now, there's a grown man hiding in a car on a lift trying to catch someone drinking a Dr. Pepper that he's wiped his taint on and eating his hot sauce-covered peanuts... good God, it's a train wreck, but you can't look away.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:00 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:02 PM   #82 (permalink)
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uh confrintation? thats what i do best! i think im going to give up tonight. ill be better prepared tomorrow night. now i need to figure out how to get out with my bike and not get shot by security lol
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:04 PM   #83 (permalink)
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no dumbass mine is the black one
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:05 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Please manage to involve a tripwire, some glitter, maybe even some glue in this. Do you have access to a video camera? Hide it where it can see the whole thing. The video would be priceless.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:08 PM   #85 (permalink)
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no dumbass mine is the black one
I was guessing that, but wanted to make you feel bad for having spent $20K on tools so you could hide in a car and look at them.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:54 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Look, I'm all for principal and shit, but when it's time to go home it's time to go home.

Get a camera and set it up somewhere, then go catch a black widow or small snake and put it in the peanut jar... fuck em..

As for the soda, replace the cans with bottles and use a liquid laxative and inject the bottles from the top of the cap.

Guy gets thirsty and snakes a soda, then later gets a bit hungry and goes to open the can of peanuts - see the spider, scream like a little bitch while simultaneously shitting his pants.

Just make sure to get it on film..
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Old 06-15-2009, 09:18 PM   #87 (permalink)
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uh confrintation? thats what i do best! i think im going to give up tonight. ill be better prepared tomorrow night. now i need to figure out how to get out with my bike and not get shot by security lol
what time were you actually off work... ??
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Old 06-15-2009, 10:36 PM   #88 (permalink)
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\ i think im going to give up tonight.
Good........I was getting thirsty
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It's going to be fuckin funny if your sodas and junk are gone when you get there in the morning
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I had a few yogurts taken out of a fridge, along with a few other people's food...had a good idea of who did it.

Get more yogurt, flip four containers upside down, cut out bottom with utility knife. Dump contents, mix with laxative, refill container. Stick piece of tape to cut out to hold it in place, epoxy bottom of yogurt back in. Place in fridge.

Wait for guy that took it to hit the shitter. When he does, take other three yogurt containers, open, enter stall next to him. Dump yogurt on his head while he's blasting his guts out. Walk out whistling.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:07 AM   #91 (permalink)
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it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food.
Of course not. In nature, bears will be like: "Oh yea, hes cool, don't take his stuff..."

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I had a few yogurts taken out of a fridge, along with a few other people's food...had a good idea of who did it.

Get more yogurt, flip four containers upside down, cut out bottom with utility knife. Dump contents, mix with laxative, refill container. Stick piece of tape to cut out to hold it in place, epoxy bottom of yogurt back in. Place in fridge.

Wait for guy that took it to hit the shitter. When he does, take other three yogurt containers, open, enter stall next to him. Dump yogurt on his head while he's blasting his guts out. Walk out whistling.

Evil, I like it, run with this plan.
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this is some funny shit
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:34 AM   #94 (permalink)
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update:

cleaning crew never came. floors are still dirty. i saw them in new cars though when i left
my food is still here.
fat security guard came in around 9:20. i think he is supposed to be here @ 9. i wanted to snap a pic of him but i only saw him once.

i then wandered around the shop trying to get out with my motorcycle for 20 minutes, and never saw him either

ill bait my fridge even more, as i feel tonight will be a successfull hunt
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Old 06-16-2009, 05:40 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I never got the pics
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You should think about how :angry: this is making you all day.
Good god, it's a soda and some peanuts. When will the madness stop!?!?

Photo documentation or else!
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:35 AM   #97 (permalink)
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I never got the pics
Prolly cause i was trying to remember your number and jump off the net, then type it into my phone.......

musta sent 10 people some weird pics

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You should think about how :angry: this is making you all day.
Good god, it's a soda and some peanuts. When will the madness stop!?!?

Photo documentation or else!
the first day it made me mad all day.

after that its been cool
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Prolly cause i was trying to remember your number and jump off the net, then type it into my phone.......

musta sent 10 people some weird pics
You don't have a copy paste option on your phone?
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You don't have a copy paste option on your phone?
Not while surfing the 'net. its just a LG dare, nothing fancy shmancy
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