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yield2me · 06-16-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by muddawg95yj

He's on central time.

Even better....!!

lttlbddy · 06-16-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Halogrinder

well i dont know really. if hes smaller or about my size i think some really loud english followed by some really loud spanish with a few shoulder pushes and slapping whatever he's eating\drinking of mine will get the point across. i dont plan on bodily harm but to rather mind fuck him that someone could be waiting and watching in a car at any time hes cleaning. now if hes a taco fed big sunny beach the same thing will happen with a prybar in my hand lol.

If/When you catch them, make them eat all of the tainted (I said tainted!) food in front of you. Then get the suffering on camera for all of us to enjoy.

I have to leave for a few hours (I think I'll take a nice shit before I go

). I expect good things when I come back. Good luck!!

f250rollinon37s · 06-16-2009, 06:24 PM

i have used the ebson salt a few times. works very well give it ten min and they will run to any bucket

emtmark · 06-16-2009, 06:26 PM

your own brew is always appreciated, if only by ourselves................

BOFF · 06-16-2009, 06:27 PM

Just got in from work and dying to see if this continued. Was wondering what was going to happen when you needed to take a dump after eating, and sitting in the car. I guess we'll find out.

mikeb273 · 06-16-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Halogrinder

twiddling my thumbs enjoying my own stench

This is so wrong...but i cant quit refreshing!

TennJeep1618 · 06-16-2009, 06:28 PM

With all this build-up, there better be a good end to this story. I'm talking I want to hear about/see pics of the cleaning crew running for their lives, jumping the fence and running for the border after you tell them you wiped your ass w/ the dr pepper cans.

parcells9 · 06-16-2009, 06:29 PM

Waiting for the how do I get shit out of leather post...

emtmark · 06-16-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by parcells9

Waiting for the how do I get shit out of leather post...

lol go for broke and restain the whole seat!

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:38 PM

update: they came and went again. waiting for them again. remember the aim of the game is threaten/intimidate/scare not kill. i have a job here lol.

southern k5 · 06-16-2009, 06:39 PM

This is fawking awsome

Kudos to you, sir

4runner · 06-16-2009, 06:40 PM

do they DO any work? or just walk around for a while...

I hope this makes the news...

bigbroncojeff · 06-16-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dieselmh

I hope you catch them. Or fall out of the car and become temporarily retarded. Either one will suffice.

After the sammich pic and the watching his peanuts closely from "the coolest tree house in the world" and the fart smelling he might qualify for retardation of a non temporary state

surpip · 06-16-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Halogrinder

oh and i was already inside working.... and made my sammich at my box lol

you haven't changed a bit

BOFF · 06-16-2009, 06:43 PM

Your going to need some of this for that car. I'm just wondering how the customer is going to react to reading:

Oil.............................$20.50
Filter...........................$5.60
Disposal fee.................$4.10
Labor..........................$35.00
Febreze........................$5.29

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:45 PM

jeff if only i had a few pbrs or schlitz up here i could spend the night lol

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:47 PM

girl your high. a v12 oil service is like 200 bucks!

bigbroncojeff · 06-16-2009, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Halogrinder

jeff if only i had a few pbrs or schlitz up here i could spend the night lol

I deliver if I can test drive something...

mntbkrguy · 06-16-2009, 06:51 PM

LOL You are a god!!!!

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:52 PM

youll blow my cover!

BOFF · 06-16-2009, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

Man, your high. a v12 oil service is like 200 bucks!

I didn't write it for accuracy, nor do I expect you to charge for febreze. I think you need to get out of the car.......

the gas is getting to you.

s10er8 · 06-16-2009, 06:53 PM

he looks comfortable

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 06:59 PM

sorry my sarcasm meter doesnt work at this altitude lol. i am getting antsy though. the fat security guard should be finding a place to sleep soon.

bigbroncojeff · 06-16-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

youll blow my cover!

It's not like anyone would hear my diesel pull up

Halogrinder · 06-16-2009, 07:06 PM

btw you still hiring? i need a change

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emtmark Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Member # 80556 Posts: 181	your own brew is always appreciated, if only by ourselves................ __________________ I know what this man needs, bring me the bourbon!

06-16-2009, 06:27 PM	#180 (permalink)
BOFF Rock God Join Date: Nov 2004 Member # 38890 Location: Northport, Alabama Posts: 2,283	Just got in from work and dying to see if this continued. Was wondering what was going to happen when you needed to take a dump after eating, and sitting in the car. I guess we'll find out. __________________ 88 Tintop DD- Toy 4.38s, lockers, YJ springs, 4.16 Tcase, 33s, Sidekick ps, etc, etc..

06-16-2009, 06:28 PM	#182 (permalink)
TennJeep1618 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Member # 90058 Location: Fairhope, AL Posts: 30	With all this build-up, there better be a good end to this story. I'm talking I want to hear about/see pics of the cleaning crew running for their lives, jumping the fence and running for the border after you tell them you wiped your ass w/ the dr pepper cans. __________________ I learn everything the hard way.

06-16-2009, 06:29 PM	#183 (permalink)
parcells9 Wheeler Join Date: Jul 2006 Member # 75427 Location: MA Posts: 131	Waiting for the how do I get shit out of leather post... __________________ Yes I really just posted something that stupid.

06-16-2009, 06:38 PM	#185 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	update: they came and went again. waiting for them again. remember the aim of the game is threaten/intimidate/scare not kill. i have a job here lol.

06-16-2009, 06:40 PM	#187 (permalink)
4runner please fix my runner Join Date: May 2000 Member # 946 Location: WTF TX USA Posts: 6,552	do they DO any work? or just walk around for a while... I hope this makes the news... __________________ 4.3runner ---A golf course is a pointless exploitation of a perfectly good rifle range--- buy my ultra rare Omega III presentation rifle special price $42500.00

06-16-2009, 06:43 PM	#190 (permalink)
BOFF Rock God Join Date: Nov 2004 Member # 38890 Location: Northport, Alabama Posts: 2,283	Your going to need some of this for that car. I'm just wondering how the customer is going to react to reading: Oil.............................$20.50 Filter...........................$5.60 Disposal fee.................$4.10 Labor..........................$35.00 Febreze........................$5.29 __________________ 88 Tintop DD- Toy 4.38s, lockers, YJ springs, 4.16 Tcase, 33s, Sidekick ps, etc, etc..

06-16-2009, 06:45 PM	#191 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	jeff if only i had a few pbrs or schlitz up here i could spend the night lol

06-16-2009, 06:47 PM	#192 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	girl your high. a v12 oil service is like 200 bucks!

06-16-2009, 06:51 PM	#194 (permalink)
mntbkrguy Wheeler Join Date: Oct 2002 Member # 14452 Location: Alexandria,VA Posts: 147	LOL You are a god!!!!

06-16-2009, 06:52 PM	#195 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	youll blow my cover!

06-16-2009, 06:53 PM	#197 (permalink)
s10er8 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Member # 86685 Location: hell Posts: 2,016	he looks comfortable Attached Images

06-16-2009, 06:59 PM	#198 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	sorry my sarcasm meter doesnt work at this altitude lol. i am getting antsy though. the fat security guard should be finding a place to sleep soon.

06-16-2009, 07:06 PM	#200 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	btw you still hiring? i need a change

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