SOMEONES asshole is going to burn tonight - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Halogrinder · 06-12-2009, 06:08 AM

some mother fucker has been taking my sodas and eating my peanuts out of my fridge @ work for the last 2 days. no big deal.

i have some of this:

http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-Deat...ing-p/3530.htm

about 1/3 of the bottle just got installed in the said peanut can, and rubbed very hard into the lips of all the soda cans.

mother fuckers.

i would stay late just to beat the ass of some kid on the cleaning crew, but i have a house party to host tonight

oldjeep · 06-12-2009, 06:12 AM

Mmm havn't tried the Nitro, but I sprinkle the regular death rain on just about everything that needs flavor.

1/3 of a jar is going to bring some pain. Just the burning on the lips and throat are going to be terrible.

Welby · 06-12-2009, 06:14 AM

What an awesome name

oldjeep · 06-12-2009, 06:18 AM

These are great, but hard to find
http://extremefood.com/shop/product....1&cat=2&page=1

Haole · 06-12-2009, 07:52 AM

Martin O'Hara from Jamestown, NY wasn't impressed.

Halogrinder · 06-12-2009, 08:19 AM

my snap-on dealer just rolled through here. he's "Mr.Ilikehotstuff"

he ate a few nuts after i warned him they were hot

CaryW · 06-12-2009, 08:29 AM

Be careful

Kansas City Man Sentenced to 33 Years in Prison in Hot Sauce Killing

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525982,00.html

rugger · 06-12-2009, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaryW

Be careful

Kansas City Man Sentenced to 33 Years in Prison in Hot Sauce Killing

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525982,00.html

I don't see the problem. It's Halo's food, and that's how he likes to eat it.

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:03 AM

update:

some of the peanuts are gone

they also took my bread

i took 3 Dr.peppers into the bathroom with me and rubbed my taint/asshole all over the lids.

gues whats also gone too

stupid cleaning crew #1
"o de ley way my mouth is hot from those fucking peanuts mang"

stupid cleaning crew #2
"drink his fucking soda vato"

stupid cleaning crew #1"
"this tastes like shit!"

TexasBlake · 06-15-2009, 06:11 AM

Why not just keep the peanuts near/inside your tool box? Or, get a fridge for your work area?

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:14 AM

it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food.

bigdreamin · 06-15-2009, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food.

Next step is to crush up glass in the peanuts. And carefully drill a small hole in the bottom of the soda cans, refill with piss and reseal.

Fuck thieves.

TRNDRVR · 06-15-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigdreamin

Next step is to crush up glass in the peanuts. And carefully drill a small hole in the bottom of the soda cans, refill with piss and reseal.

Fuck thieves.

No matter how "kinky" you claim yourself to be in front of a judge, that idea there is a felony. Think twice before performing this one!!!

hoggyn · 06-15-2009, 06:37 AM

How about putting some turds on sticks and dipping them in chocolate. A few sprinkles and they would be irresistable to the average fridge theif.

Or get one of these...

Edit: A sign is probably cheaper and just as effective

TexasBlake · 06-15-2009, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food.

Ohhhhhhh. Put a gate lock hinge on the fridge with some MIGHTY PUTTY or JB Weld or something and put a lock on it.

Travis Waldher · 06-15-2009, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugger

I don't see the problem. It's Halo's food, and that's how he likes to eat it.

Although, he may be asked on the stand to eat his own peanuts and drink from his own soda.

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:46 AM

that is not an issue, i could choke down some hot peanuts and shitty Dr.pepper

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasBlake

Ohhhhhhh. Put a gate lock hinge on the fridge with some MIGHTY PUTTY or JB Weld or something and put a lock on it.

the thing is i SHOULDNT have to. motherfuckers SHOULDNT be getting into my shit. 'aint no thang, i might get an assault charge and fired tonight over some snacks

im hangin out in a car raised up on the lift and seeing whos doing this myself

hoggyn · 06-15-2009, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

i took 3 Dr.peppers into the bathroom with me and rubbed my taint/asshole all over the lids.

How do you know that they haven't been doing the same for weeks?

TexasBlake · 06-15-2009, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

the thing is i SHOULDNT have to. motherfuckers SHOULDNT be getting into my shit. 'aint no thang, i might get an assault charge and fired tonight over some snacks

im hangin out in a car raised up on the lift and seeing whos doing this myself

Put some magic marker on the bottom of the can. Whenever you see someone else in the shop with a Dr. Pepper lift it up and look on the bottom.

boom harvey · 06-15-2009, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

the thing is i SHOULDNT have to. motherfuckers SHOULDNT be getting into my shit. 'aint no thang, i might get an assault charge and fired tonight over some snacks

im hangin out in a car raised up on the lift and seeing whos doing this myself

Shot the fawker with a paintball, bonus points for junk shot!

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasBlake

Put some magic marker on the bottom of the can. Whenever you see someone else in the shop with a Dr. Pepper lift it up and look on the bottom.

i already marked them, and when they are missing, go check every trashcan in the service department. thats like 40 cans

in any case they never show up, cause all the cans are cleaned out that night, which leads me to believe its the cleaning crew. what better way than to throw away the evidence?

Halogrinder · 06-15-2009, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoggyn

How do you know that they haven't been doing the same for weeks?

i dont normally put sodas in my fridge. i only had one or two in there from a previous work day that someone gave me.

i mean who knows, they could have been fucking with the other food i have and i didnt/dont know.....
i bought a case to use as bait, i usually dont drink the dang things.

TexasBlake · 06-15-2009, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halogrinder

i already marked them, and when they are missing, go check every trashcan in the service department. thats like 40 cans

in any case they never show up, cause all the cans are cleaned out that night, which leads me to believe its the cleaning crew. what better way than to throw away the evidence?

Yall have a cleanign crew? I thought that's what 18 year old "shop bitches" were for?

gots_a_sol · 06-15-2009, 07:19 AM

glitter bomb rigged to the fridge door, duh

06-12-2009, 06:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	SOMEONES asshole is going to burn tonight some mother fucker has been taking my sodas and eating my peanuts out of my fridge @ work for the last 2 days. no big deal. i have some of this: http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-Deat...ing-p/3530.htm about 1/3 of the bottle just got installed in the said peanut can, and rubbed very hard into the lips of all the soda cans. mother fuckers. i would stay late just to beat the ass of some kid on the cleaning crew, but i have a house party to host tonight __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf Last edited by Halogrinder; 07-09-2009 at 08:30 PM.

06-12-2009, 06:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
oldjeep Pirate4x4 Addict! Join Date: Mar 2001 Member # 3511 Location: MN Posts: 5,387	Mmm havn't tried the Nitro, but I sprinkle the regular death rain on just about everything that needs flavor. 1/3 of a jar is going to bring some pain. Just the burning on the lips and throat are going to be terrible. __________________ Chuck P The clowns'? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too — entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in! www.oldjeep.com

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06-12-2009, 06:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
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Haole Big Meanie Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5859 Location: In a house. Posts: 2,653	Martin O'Hara from Jamestown, NY wasn't impressed. __________________ Ka 'aina uluwehi, ko kakou kuleana. - The lush life-giving land, our personal responsibility. Ventura County Axle Snappers - Nevada County Chapter

06-12-2009, 08:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	my snap-on dealer just rolled through here. he's "Mr.Ilikehotstuff" he ate a few nuts after i warned him they were hot __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf

06-12-2009, 08:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
CaryW Rock God Join Date: Aug 2003 Member # 22104 Location: Northeast Texas Posts: 2,385	Be careful Kansas City Man Sentenced to 33 Years in Prison in Hot Sauce Killing http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525982,00.html __________________ .You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

06-15-2009, 06:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	update: some of the peanuts are gone they also took my bread i took 3 Dr.peppers into the bathroom with me and rubbed my taint/asshole all over the lids. gues whats also gone too stupid cleaning crew #1 "o de ley way my mouth is hot from those fucking peanuts mang" stupid cleaning crew #2 "drink his fucking soda vato" stupid cleaning crew #1" "this tastes like shit!" __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf Last edited by Halogrinder; 06-15-2009 at 06:04 AM.

06-15-2009, 06:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	it IS my own personal fridge @ my toolbox. i shouldnt have to lock up or worry about my food. __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf

06-15-2009, 06:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
hoggyn Limey Join Date: Dec 2008 Member # 126030 Location: UK Posts: 437	How about putting some turds on sticks and dipping them in chocolate. A few sprinkles and they would be irresistable to the average fridge theif. Or get one of these... Edit: A sign is probably cheaper and just as effective Last edited by hoggyn; 06-15-2009 at 06:45 AM.

06-15-2009, 06:46 AM	#17 (permalink)
Halogrinder Moderhater Join Date: Feb 2003 Member # 16980 Location: h-town Posts: 11,341	that is not an issue, i could choke down some hot peanuts and shitty Dr.pepper __________________ Im your BMW huckleberry https://www.facebook.com/BMWdoctor can you do me a favor and like/share my page? If you like/share, you get free washes/discounts/other neat stuff for you car! gun facts that will blow your mind: http://www.gunfacts.info/pdfs/gun-fa...6_1_screen.pdf

06-15-2009, 07:19 AM	#25 (permalink)
gots_a_sol Granite Guru Join Date: Apr 2005 Member # 46168 Location: Charles Town, WV Posts: 836	glitter bomb rigged to the fridge door, duh __________________ -Joe 93 D250 Ext. cab, short bed - NV4500, h2 wheels, GM Hydro-boost, on board air, 4-linked/bagged. 91 yj - waggy 44's, 36" iroks, 5.0, nv4500, 231/300

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