What does "I need a break" mean to you?

[Kevin003]

I vote OP flys to said friends house and takes care of "business" with women in question. Then instead of friends you can be eskimo brothers.

[rocket flier]

A 5 year relationship is called 'marriage'.

http://antimisandry.com/facts-figure...ules-5668.html

[rugger]

Originally Posted by rocket flier

A 5 year relationship is called 'marriage'.

http://antimisandry.com/facts-figure...ules-5668.html

Oh snap.

[RedBullJeep]

Originally Posted by Shawnboy

I emailed him the link. He doesn't share my sense of humour on this.

Whether he shares the humor or not makes no difference. All that really matters is that he knows she's got someone else in mind, if she's not already riding him. You're doing him a favor by shooting straight with him.

[climbit]

has anyone asked for pics of said woman yet?

[Rttoys]

Combine A, B and C, plus bacon

I'm all in with the others; she's railing someone else.

Kevin, since you are reading this:
1. Wimmins don't leave unless they have someone else to be with. They don't like to be alone.

B. This 'break' is an easy way for her leave you without telling you she is leaving. This way she can go out and have fun knowing you are home alone waiting for her. Wimmins get special powers knowing you are down in the dumps because of her.

III. Emotional and physical cheating are the same thing.

4. Get some strainge, you are 'on a break' RIGHT??

E. Good luck. At least you were not married like I was when my ex wanted 'to take a break'. That's why she's an "ex" now.

[aircruiserxj]

Either she has her sights on another guy or she already is getting railed by him. Breaks never happen unless there is someone else involved. After going through it, I straight up told my current girlfriend no break bullshit

[HAPPYJOHN]

Originally Posted by Chister

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It simply means she already has a boyfriend on the side, she's already nailing him, and she wants to try living with him for two weeks before she decides to leave the security of one boyfriend for the security of another.

Girls hate being alone.

I'd kick her ass out the door now.

Tell her if she wants to be on a break, then she needs to pack up all of her shit and move it to a storage unit.. While they are on a break. Tell her that you are not a storage unit operator.. If she is not living there, then her shit isn't either. Then change the locks the fucking minute she leaves the property.

100% troof

Originally Posted by Blame Canada

I'd look at it like the easiest way to get rid of some baggage without having to give up half of your stuff.

Let her leave, make sure your financial obligations are seperate, and live on some beans, chicken, & rice for a month. Cheap & good for you food. Just think of the money he's gonna save.

And not have to buy any dinner, gas, whatever he would normally treat the cumdumpster too.

Live it up. Good livin' is totally the best revenge.

Then fuck her sister.

serious wisdom here.

Originally Posted by JediJesus

Some is wearing her like a hat, but he's broke and has made her promises of getting a job. She doesn't quite believe him so she's gonna give him a try and when his "new job" turns out to be working for the census bureau for a few weeks she'll come back to your friend.



She's tainted, tell him to move along.

Originally Posted by proskier101

I have been in his situation, she is railing another dude.


Fork neck curb

I've been there, too. that's what I voted.

[ChaseYJ]

And now he's at Lydia's getting some strange, right?

[Nightshade]

I have a marriage that ended nearly the same way...oh and yeah she is definitley getting some without him.

[trampas]

She's not laying down for someone else yet.

Someone else is interested in her though.

And she likes it, more so than her relationship partner makes her feel "at home".

Fast forward to after this break does or does not end well; i can smell penis on her breath from here and i'm in the United fucking States.

[Shawnboy]

Dustin, you're right, I did do the right thing by being honest. We've been freinds for over 30 years. He should know what I bring to the table. Perhaps my approach to sensitive situations like this could use a little fine tuning.

Originally Posted by ChaseYJ

And now he's at Lydia's getting some strange, right?

How do you know about Lydia?



Sig worthy right there.

Originally Posted by trampas

i can smell penis.

[Screwzer2]

Originally Posted by rugger

the best thing to do now is to play the game. She asked for time. In about a week he needs to tell her "the 1-2 week break was a good idea, but let's make it three. Okay?". She is going to be wondering why he wants another week and it will completely fuck her simple little mind. Whatever she is doing will be blown out of the water. She won't even be able to think straight enough to take that big black cock one more time.

Then your buddy is driving the car again. I have a theory. There is always one person in a relationship who is chasing the other. Right now your buddy is chasing. I have given him the solution to turn that around. I accept cash and paypal. No other thanks is necessary.

^^this!

[TJVigilante]

My wife said it means that the chick's taking another cock on the side.



No, we've never been "on a break".

[Wolfe]

Dump her and move on.

[0ILBURNER]

I voted 'F/N/C' because that is the way the situation needs to be percieved by this woman. Odds are, if he tells her to GTFO of his life, within a week she will be calling him. Then he is in control of the situation.
If he thinks she is worth it, he can just chill for a couple weeks (or years if you're one of those self-loathing types)

And yes, she is most likely already bedding another dude so during your 'break' get yer head around that...

[MT4Runner]

Originally Posted by Shawnboy

Dustin, you're right, I did do the right thing by being honest. We've been freinds for over 30 years. He should know what I bring to the table. Perhaps my approach to sensitive situations like this could use a little fine tuning.

Just because you've spent too much time on PBB and lack the "filter" to be more "diplomatic" doesn't mean that while harsh, you weren't being honest with your friend.

Now, if your buddy leaves the bitch, invite him to drag his sorry ass the 2,000 miles to come see you, get him piss drunk, and get him laid (maybe on subsequent evenings! ). Next step in being a good friend is helping him pick up the pieces and railing some strange.


Shawnboy's friend, if you're reading this, take a deep breath and read all the responses. This is advice from people who have "been there and done that".

Tell her to get the fuck out. You don't want to be her backup plan.

People in a committed relationship don't need a break. If they have either internal/personal or relationship issues, they work them the fuck out. Even if she's not under another dude, she's cheating on you by closing you off emotionally. She doesn't trust you with her inner feelings.

She wants a break? Give her the fucking break she wants. Move her shit out. Maybe you and she will cross paths a few years down the road and realize it was all a mistake (more hers than yours). Restart then. More likely, she's already riding another pony.

There are over six billion people on this planet.
Slightly over half of them are women. Pick one.

[MT4Runner]

Originally Posted by 0ILBURNER

IOdds are, if he tells her to GTFO of his life, within a week she will be calling him. Then he is in control of the situation.

:like:

[SilverZuk]

Originally Posted by D_JEEPER

sucks man. go get your dick wet somewhere else....forever

This.

Listen to the woman, give her space.
Give her all the space in the world, without himself to interfere.
Forever.

[45acp]

Nothing wrong with being a backup plan as long as you KNOW you're a backup plan.

This dude just got turned into a backup plan.

My advice would be ignore her and move on, but dont be a dick about it so you can still fuck her when she's inbetween guys. The guy she's found now isnt going to work out long term and she knows it... which is why she's trying to keep dude on the back burner. If the guy can keep his bitch feelings out of it he has a chance to occasionally fuck her without having to date her. Or live with her. Or put up with her in general. Which is a win.

[DetroitStyle]

My last girlfriend said we needed a break and she needed some space. That was five years ago. I'm starting to think it might be over

[blown84gt]

Best way to get over a woman is to get under another...

[HAPPYJOHN]

Originally Posted by 45acp

Nothing wrong with being a backup plan as long as you KNOW you're a backup plan.

This dude just got turned into a backup plan.

My advice would be ignore her and move on, but dont be a dick about it so you can still fuck her when she's inbetween guys. The guy she's found now isnt going to work out long term and she knows it... which is why she's trying to keep dude on the back burner. If the guy can keep his bitch feelings out of it he has a chance to occasionally fuck her without having to date her. Or live with her. Or put up with her in general. Which is a win.

Red is true. BUT, only put in mouth or pooper, she has to know her place.

[Jebadiah04]

I.told my exwife we needed a break...

this is of coarse after my ex stole some scripts from my good buddies med cabinet while he was nice enough to invite us down for a week and she lied about it, so we drove the nine hour drive back home, I left her at her moms house, said we needed a break, fucked some strange college pussy and realized I saved nearly a grand a month in stupid shit she bought, and never looked back.

so yes,in my oppinion, we need a break, means I need some strange, and maybe the other person will dissapear in the mean time. Worked for me.

[keeptahoewhite]

NO PICTURES OF THE FEMALE IN QUESTION ? ? ?

How will I know how to vote???