How do you go pee? - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

redpitbull44 · 02-24-2012, 05:14 PM

I was just takin' a leak, and thought about this:

I wonder how many guys undo their belt, unbutton and unzip their pants, and pull their underwear down in the front,
vs
just unzipping their fly, unbuttoning the boxers (or whatever pertains to your style of underwear), while leaving the top button and belt fastened.

So, how do you do it?

Poll Forthcoming...

nahmus · 02-24-2012, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redpitbull44

I was just takin' a leak, and thought about this:

I wonder how many guys undo their belt, unbutton and unzip their pants, and pull their underwear down in the front,
vs
just unzipping their fly, unbuttoning the boxers (or whatever pertains to your style of underwear), while leaving the top button and belt fastened.

So, how do you do it?

Poll Forthcoming...

There something you want to tell us???

jensenkennels · 02-24-2012, 05:17 PM

At times, you are one strange mutha.

JM93LiftedYJ · 02-24-2012, 05:19 PM

I think we've officially run out of topics to discuss.

TheRedHorseman · 02-24-2012, 05:19 PM

I drop my pants to my ankles, commando, and strike up a conversation with the guy in the next urinal to make things extra uncomfortable for all.

redpitbull44 · 02-24-2012, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nahmus

There something you want to tell us???

Yeah, I don't have a dog in this fight. It all depends on what I am wearing and how bad I gotta go whether I undo everything or whether I just undo what needs undone to do the damn thing.

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Originally Posted by jensenkennels

At times, you are one strange mutha.

Yeah. I know. This is a pretty broad range of folks to collect data from though. Besides, I'd get banned on the other forums I frequent for asking such a seemingly pointless question.

Besides, chit-chat is getting too serious. We need to talk about some stupid bullshit from time to time. Now answer the poll, or we'll all have to assume you pee squatting like a neutered dog.

Anyone · 02-24-2012, 05:20 PM

I pee in your mom's butt.

_nailhead_ · 02-24-2012, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRedHorseman

I drop my pants to my ankles, commando, and strike up a conversation with the guy in the next urinal to make things extra uncomfortable for all.

This, and I hike up my shirt above my nipples and sway back and forth making sprinkler noises.

randy92782 · 02-24-2012, 05:22 PM

This is probably the weirdest fucking thread i've ever read here and i've read some really messed up threads...

To answer your question I just unzip and pull my dick out. Then I put it back when i'm done. Finished

animator · 02-24-2012, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy92782

This is probably the weirdest fucking thread i've ever read here and i've read some really messed up threads...

To answer your question I just unzip and pull my dick out. Then I put it back when i'm done. Finished

I do the same, except that sometimes I forget to put it back up. The bathroom is right by the receptionist desk, so she usually is kind to remind me any time I forget.

RedPurdueYJ · 02-24-2012, 05:26 PM

I drop pants and underwear, yank on my testicles like a calf milking on it's mother, and shove my thumb in my ass and spin in circles.

That's how I pee.

Rustoid · 02-24-2012, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randy92782

To answer your question I just unzip and pull my dick out. Then I put it back when i'm done. Finished

Nobody does the shake thing, you all like the dribbles in your pants?

ChaseYJ · 02-24-2012, 05:37 PM

I piss excellence.

trampas · 02-24-2012, 05:37 PM

with my dick

jensenkennels · 02-24-2012, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redpitbull44

Now answer the poll, or we'll all have to assume you pee squatting like a neutered dog.

Talk about serious!!! Done.

JeepButcher · 02-24-2012, 05:41 PM

You grab on to the pipe at the top and plant both your feet beside the urinal. You then slowly lower your ass down so as you don't touch the rancid thing with your junk. Then you drop a massive deuce.

JediJesus · 02-24-2012, 05:41 PM

Depends what I'm wearing. Slacks with belt and my shirt tucked in, I'll undo it all so I don't piss on my clothes, if I'm wearing jeans w/o belt I'll unbolt, unzip and whip it out. No matter what I do, if I'm in public, I'll start stepping backwards and arch the stream, seeing how far back I can get. It makes people uncomfortable and I just laugh, then run forward when I'm done so I don't get it on myself/floor. If I'm at the race track, I'll make shifting motor sounds

NorCalPR · 02-24-2012, 05:43 PM

If I'm too lazy to dick with the seat, I kneel down almost on one knee. Never miss when your weiner is 1" above the seat

randy92782 · 02-24-2012, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rustoid

Nobody does the shake thing, you all like the dribbles in your pants?

I thought that was a given. Sometimes I won;t shake enough (usually when it's cold out) and i'll get that dribble down my leg. Pisses me off but you just live with it

jettscott · 02-24-2012, 05:48 PM

Disappointed that "Wherever the fawk I feel like it" wasn't an option.

Then I read further...

Lil Uzi · 02-24-2012, 05:49 PM

Based on the topic, and your understanding of human biological mechanics and gravity, you are the Presidential front runner.

Motornoggin · 02-24-2012, 06:06 PM

I gotta undo everything to get it out. No way is my junk gonna fit through the fly.

77bawls · 02-24-2012, 06:24 PM

Public or at home?

misterfubar · 02-24-2012, 06:28 PM

Where is the "In a water bottle because I don't feel like getting fully dressed complete with eye-protection and reflective belt to walk 100 yards in the rain/snow/dark to go piss" option?

Mrs.CSR · 02-24-2012, 06:30 PM

I usually sit down. Sometimes I hover if I'm in a nasty-ass bathroom. Oh, and never let the pants drop below the knees in a public restroom.

View Poll Results: How do you go pee
I unbuckle, unbutton, unzip and pull down in front	46	28.22%
I only unzip the pants and unbutton the underwear (or whatever)	72	44.17%
I pee sitting down.	10	6.13%
I piss bacon grease.	35	21.47%
Voters: 163. You may not vote on this poll

02-24-2012, 05:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
ChaseYJ Viva Valhalla Join Date: Feb 2005 Member # 42720 Location: Calgary AB Posts: 5,227 Blog Entries: 1	I piss excellence. __________________ ... THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT NOTHING Last edited by ChaseYJ; 02-24-2012 at 06:08 PM.

02-24-2012, 05:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
trampas Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Member # 5433 Location: San Mexico, Ca. Posts: 10,571	with my dick __________________ What are we supposed to do with nature, just stare at it? Is it like porn with leaves? :Philipoff2:

02-24-2012, 05:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
NorCalPR W6FTW Join Date: Apr 2009 Member # 133266 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,333	If I'm too lazy to dick with the seat, I kneel down almost on one knee. Never miss when your weiner is 1" above the seat __________________ Save Johnson Valley, GO EAST MARINES!

02-24-2012, 05:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
jettscott Bipedal 'Poccylyps Join Date: Jan 2008 Member # 107403 Location: Under attack and on a list. Posts: 2,818	Disappointed that "Wherever the fawk I feel like it" wasn't an option. Then I read further... __________________ "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

02-24-2012, 05:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
jensenkennels DogTalker Join Date: Aug 2005 Member # 52202 Location: The High Plains Posts: 2,893	At times, you are one strange mutha.

02-24-2012, 05:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
TheRedHorseman Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Member # 64421 Location: Flagstaff, AZ Posts: 8,195	I drop my pants to my ankles, commando, and strike up a conversation with the guy in the next urinal to make things extra uncomfortable for all.

02-24-2012, 05:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Anyone Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Member # 209649 Posts: 19	I pee in your mom's butt.

02-24-2012, 05:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
RedPurdueYJ Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Member # 94825 Location: I'm sexy and I know it! Posts: 209	I drop pants and underwear, yank on my testicles like a calf milking on it's mother, and shove my thumb in my ass and spin in circles. That's how I pee.

02-24-2012, 05:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
JediJesus Rock God Join Date: Mar 2009 Member # 132056 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,762	Depends what I'm wearing. Slacks with belt and my shirt tucked in, I'll undo it all so I don't piss on my clothes, if I'm wearing jeans w/o belt I'll unbolt, unzip and whip it out. No matter what I do, if I'm in public, I'll start stepping backwards and arch the stream, seeing how far back I can get. It makes people uncomfortable and I just laugh, then run forward when I'm done so I don't get it on myself/floor. If I'm at the race track, I'll make shifting motor sounds

02-24-2012, 05:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
Lil Uzi Registered User Join Date: Aug 2001 Member # 6359 Location: Placer County, CA Where the Green Grass Grows Posts: 1,659	Based on the topic, and your understanding of human biological mechanics and gravity, you are the Presidential front runner. __________________ not surprized yer confused yer face was burried in the pillow pretty deep as gizim drunk as you were

02-24-2012, 06:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
Motornoggin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Member # 13268 Location: Hillsbororegon Posts: 1,502	I gotta undo everything to get it out. No way is my junk gonna fit through the fly. __________________ 16543, 16593, 16676, 16736, 16858, 16940, 16987, 17091, 17157, 17298 I did...did you?

02-24-2012, 06:28 PM	#24 (permalink)
misterfubar Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Member # 65026 Location: At home. Posts: 2,354 Blog Entries: 1	Where is the "In a water bottle because I don't feel like getting fully dressed complete with eye-protection and reflective belt to walk 100 yards in the rain/snow/dark to go piss" option? __________________ “Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.”

02-24-2012, 06:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mrs.CSR Pirate Wife Join Date: Jun 2011 Member # 192383 Location: on the trail..... Posts: 427	I usually sit down. Sometimes I hover if I'm in a nasty-ass bathroom. Oh, and never let the pants drop below the knees in a public restroom. __________________ ~I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a woman who will take your shit. If you do not like me, it's because I didn't want you to.

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