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Old 04-27-2012, 06:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This cant be Charlize Theron

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/cinem...81625-199.html


I mean WTF did she do to herself? Talk about bad plastic surgery.


This is what I remember.


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Old 04-27-2012, 06:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WTF do you expect, she's not 21 y/o any more, she's 36. Here's a recent pic.
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't see a damn thing wrong with her, then or now.
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't see a damn thing wrong with her, then or now.
This. I'd still hit it now and then.
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now we know why the OP can't pass a test that every simpleton on a garbage truck or in a police car can ace.































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Old 04-27-2012, 06:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I think she still looks hot but that dress looks like somebody held a sheet of cardboard in front of her and did a crap stencil job!
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I'd still hit it like a screen door in a hurricane but the change in her face just seems so drastic! She don't look like herself at all.
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She looks fantastic, what the Hell are you smokin'?

It's called aging, and she's doing it well.
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I mean WTF did she do to herself? Talk about bad plastic surgery.


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I'd still hit it like a screen door in a hurricane but the change in her face just seems so drastic! She don't look like herself at all.

Fuck the civil service test, you'll never pass the drug test.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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She is hot as fuck!! A great actress also.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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She looks exactly the same as her older roles in some of the press shots for Prometheus.

Her role in Hancock has her looking identical to her role in Aeon Flux. She's just older and has a little less body fat.

Wanna see what she'll look like in 10 more years after she wakes up?

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Old 04-27-2012, 08:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'd still hit it like a screen door in a hurricane but the change in her face just seems so drastic! She don't look like herself at all.
I have no idea what you are talking about.

Monster was horrible tho.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Remember the 1st time i saw 2 days in the valley and she was nekkid. Liked her ever since. Still smoking hot.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Asides from a really terrible dress I don't see the problem. She's my age and I'd definitely tap it.
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She looks great.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Looks like she got caught halfway through a smile in that pic.

I don't see the problem.


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Old 04-27-2012, 10:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
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All I'd see is her hair in my lap anyway.
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:03 PM   #21 (permalink)
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WTF do you expect, she's not 21 y/o any more, she's 36. Here's a recent pic.
Bingo.

Any of you fawkers who wouldn't knock the stuffing out of that are either liars or gay.
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'd hit that like FatDan460 at Busch Garden (happy now, Fawker?)


she's still hot; http://www.cafemom.com/group/114471/...tent=1027.1384
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:29 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I'd hit that like FatDan460 at golden corral
i'm beer fat, not food fat nagger change that to F-bodyretard

i'd hit it then and now, but she's never really been my type. a lot of you fuckers seem to have some pretty high fucking standards. i gurantee she's better than what most of you guys are fucking. not trash talking your wimmins, but be a little more honest with yourself. you have, and may currently be hitting way worse.
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Old 04-27-2012, 11:46 PM   #24 (permalink)
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What you see after 3 hours of makeup and another 2 hours of photoshop is never a good determinant of how she'll look all hot and sweaty after rolling around with your ass. Your sweat, I'm sure.

The morning after image is going to make you think you had a case of beer the night before. I'm still convinced that the Monster picture I posted before is a little closer to how she really looks at the end of the day. The only thing fake in that picture are her teeth.
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Old 04-28-2012, 03:51 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I'd still wear that motherfucker like a top hat...
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