Attention: Texans driving through my state - Pirate4x4.Com : 4x4 and Off-Road Forum

Colicious · 05-09-2012, 04:49 PM

Get the FUCK out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state

trblmkr4 · 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM

Cool story bro.

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s10er8 · 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM

Tell us how you really feel about texans

ndeepoffroad · 05-09-2012, 04:53 PM

Dear Oklahomans,

Get off my roads with your 10mph less than the speed limit bullshit.

Thanks.

I feel better.

Billy_Goat · 05-09-2012, 04:56 PM

That goes for illegals in Cali, too. Why must they drive 2 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane?

Get. The. Fuck. Over.

People who have a life are trying to live it, so stop holding us up.

Wheelr · 05-09-2012, 04:58 PM

Truth. I-10 is full of those dumb fucks.
(the lane campers, not all texans)
They are either camping in the left lane or going 95mph.

Grim Reaper · 05-09-2012, 04:59 PM

Ohio MFrs that drive under the speed limit till you try to pass then they speed up and hang in your blind spot so you cant get back over

s10er8 · 05-09-2012, 05:00 PM

Wait until you see what the Texans have to say about you

Haole · 05-09-2012, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy_Goat

That goes for illegals in Cali, too. Why must they drive 2 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane?

Get. The. Fuck. Over.

People who have a life are trying to live it, so stop holding us up.

2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.

Haole · 05-09-2012, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

Ohio MFrs that drive under the speed limit till you try to pass then they speed up and hang in your blind spot so you cant get back over

We got the slow pokes that speed up for every passing lane so they can go back to being 5 under when there's no place to pass.

mountainguyed67 · 05-09-2012, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colicious

Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state

You have your own state?

SanDiegoCJ · 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haole

2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.

Not possible, they all drive POS cars that don't have working hazard lights.

Benzz0 · 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM

I can say the same thing about NC shit bags in VA...those fucktards will sit in a fastlane doing 64mph in a 70mph zone

randy92782 · 05-09-2012, 05:12 PM

Attention: (EVERY other state than the one I live in) Y'all can't drive. Stay there

locotaco85 · 05-09-2012, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haole

We got the slow pokes that speed up for every passing lane so they can go back to being 5 under when there's no place to pass.

Shit, I thought they all had moved to Oregon. Did they move back?

45 in a 55
45 in a 55
45 in a 55
*passing zone*
Fucking 85mph
*double yellow*
40 in a 55...

squamch · 05-09-2012, 05:20 PM

Attention 'merricans in Canada-those signs are in kilometers. Please stop doing 50mph in town, the breeze of you passing keeps putting out my joint.

Thanks eh.

wickedinhere · 05-09-2012, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colicious

get the fuck out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state

amen brother

Peow130 · 05-09-2012, 05:40 PM

Dear idahoans:

Nobody gives a FUCK about your potatoes. The speed limit on I90 through spokane is 60 miles per fucking hour. Not 55, not 50, not 58, not 65. 60 MPH.

And hey, cockjunky, get out of the fucking left lane with your 55mph bullshit. And catch the fucking hint when you've got 16 cars backed up behind you and i'm borderline up your tailgate!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....?u=idaho_blows

also that.

FordFascist · 05-09-2012, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haole

2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.

Have you ever tried to do the speed limit in a single cab 22R-E powered Toyota with 6 people in it and 1000lbs of lawn care gear?

I think we can all agree to stay the fuck out of the left lane.

-Jake- · 05-09-2012, 05:58 PM

idiots from illinois really can't drive. every time there is someone being retarded on the interstate here I notice its illinois plates.

beefdawg · 05-09-2012, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy_Goat

That goes for illegals in Cali, too....

Get. The. Fuck. Over.

Pretty sure they are reading the little blue numbers on their speedo.

loveshackle · 05-09-2012, 06:11 PM

Every statement made above this post is true.

spork2367 · 05-09-2012, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colicious

Get the FUCK out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state

Quote:

Originally Posted by ndeepoffroad

Dear Oklahomans,

Get off my roads with your 10mph less than the speed limit bullshit.

Thanks.

I feel better.

x2 on both of these. and there are plenty of Louisiana drivers here for whom i have almost no complaints. and the left lane thing applies to dick bags from NY as well. in PA it's the passing lane, not the "move over and drive the same fucking speed as the people in the right lane...lane."

PDR John · 05-09-2012, 06:12 PM

Bumping should be legal on interstates.

F2504x4 · 05-09-2012, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grim Reaper

Ohio MFrs that drive under the speed limit till you try to pass then they speed up and hang in your blind spot so you cant get back over

your afraid of the skinny pedal aren't you ?

05-09-2012, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Colicious Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Member # 88950 Location: Baton Rouge Posts: 81	Attention: Texans driving through my state Get the FUCK out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state

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trblmkr4 Wheeler Join Date: Oct 2011 Member # 202348 Location: Scott AFB Posts: 423	Cool story bro. Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Tapatalk 2 __________________ uh... i'll get to it

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squamch Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Member # 67823 Location: Republic of Vancouver Island Posts: 226	Attention 'merricans in Canada-those signs are in kilometers. Please stop doing 50mph in town, the breeze of you passing keeps putting out my joint. Thanks eh. __________________ RIP-'82 toy. New victim-'94 xtra cab with nothing revolutionary.

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s10er8 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Member # 86685 Location: hell Posts: 2,016	Tell us how you really feel about texans

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Billy_Goat Granite Guru Join Date: Nov 2008 Member # 123483 Location: El Lay Posts: 661	That goes for illegals in Cali, too. Why must they drive 2 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane? Get. The. Fuck. Over. People who have a life are trying to live it, so stop holding us up.

05-09-2012, 04:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wheelr Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Member # 5812 Location: Lafayette Parish Posts: 193	Truth. I-10 is full of those dumb fucks. (the lane campers, not all texans) They are either camping in the left lane or going 95mph.

05-09-2012, 05:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
s10er8 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Member # 86685 Location: hell Posts: 2,016	Wait until you see what the Texans have to say about you

05-09-2012, 05:40 PM	#18 (permalink)
Peow130 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Member # 123919 Location: Spokane, WA Posts: 718	Dear idahoans: Nobody gives a FUCK about your potatoes. The speed limit on I90 through spokane is 60 miles per fucking hour. Not 55, not 50, not 58, not 65. 60 MPH. And hey, cockjunky, get out of the fucking left lane with your 55mph bullshit. And catch the fucking hint when you've got 16 cars backed up behind you and i'm borderline up your tailgate! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....?u=idaho_blows also that. __________________ 98 Tacoma. Chick paintjob and 33's 51' CJ3A/CJV35-U SBF289, Disk swap, SOA, 3speed Last edited by Peow130; 05-09-2012 at 05:41 PM.

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-Jake- Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Member # 140945 Location: In a van Posts: 2,895	idiots from illinois really can't drive. every time there is someone being retarded on the interstate here I notice its illinois plates. __________________ malo periculosam libertatem quam quietam servitutem

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