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Old 05-09-2012, 04:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Attention: Texans driving through my state

Get the FUCK out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Tell us how you really feel about texans
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Dear Oklahomans,

Get off my roads with your 10mph less than the speed limit bullshit.

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Old 05-09-2012, 04:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That goes for illegals in Cali, too. Why must they drive 2 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane?

Get. The. Fuck. Over.

People who have a life are trying to live it, so stop holding us up.
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Truth. I-10 is full of those dumb fucks.
(the lane campers, not all texans)
They are either camping in the left lane or going 95mph.
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Old 05-09-2012, 04:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Ohio MFrs that drive under the speed limit till you try to pass then they speed up and hang in your blind spot so you cant get back over
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:00 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That goes for illegals in Cali, too. Why must they drive 2 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane?

Get. The. Fuck. Over.

People who have a life are trying to live it, so stop holding us up.
2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ohio MFrs that drive under the speed limit till you try to pass then they speed up and hang in your blind spot so you cant get back over
We got the slow pokes that speed up for every passing lane so they can go back to being 5 under when there's no place to pass.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.
Not possible, they all drive POS cars that don't have working hazard lights.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I can say the same thing about NC shit bags in VA...those fucktards will sit in a fastlane doing 64mph in a 70mph zone
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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We got the slow pokes that speed up for every passing lane so they can go back to being 5 under when there's no place to pass.
Shit, I thought they all had moved to Oregon. Did they move back?

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Old 05-09-2012, 05:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Attention 'merricans in Canada-those signs are in kilometers. Please stop doing 50mph in town, the breeze of you passing keeps putting out my joint.

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Old 05-09-2012, 05:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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get the fuck out of the goddamn left lane. Everytime i see one of you cow fucking queers on the interstate you're camping in the left lane jerking off holding everyone up. Get your stupid ass in the right lane and out of my state
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dear idahoans:

Nobody gives a FUCK about your potatoes. The speed limit on I90 through spokane is 60 miles per fucking hour. Not 55, not 50, not 58, not 65. 60 MPH.

And hey, cockjunky, get out of the fucking left lane with your 55mph bullshit. And catch the fucking hint when you've got 16 cars backed up behind you and i'm borderline up your tailgate!

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Old 05-09-2012, 05:43 PM   #19 (permalink)
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2 mph under? All the Speedy Gonzales' must be in your area. All the ones I see drive 10-15 under with their hazards on.

Have you ever tried to do the speed limit in a single cab 22R-E powered Toyota with 6 people in it and 1000lbs of lawn care gear?


I think we can all agree to stay the fuck out of the left lane.
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idiots from illinois really can't drive. every time there is someone being retarded on the interstate here I notice its illinois plates.
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Old 05-09-2012, 05:59 PM   #21 (permalink)
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That goes for illegals in Cali, too....

Get. The. Fuck. Over.
Pretty sure they are reading the little blue numbers on their speedo.
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x2 on both of these. and there are plenty of Louisiana drivers here for whom i have almost no complaints. and the left lane thing applies to dick bags from NY as well. in PA it's the passing lane, not the "move over and drive the same fucking speed as the people in the right lane...lane."

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