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Old 05-11-2012, 12:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Face down, ass up. I might even ask her to put her teeth on the counter and give me a gummer.
I'm get chubbed up just thinking about it
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:56 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Depends
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Old 05-11-2012, 01:02 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Nylons; they hide unsightly veins well.
She's been a dancer all her life. I'd bet they're pretty nice gams for 70.

Did worse back in my drinkin' days...
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Old 05-11-2012, 01:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:42 PM   #30 (permalink)
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WTF. Either photoshopped or she used lotion on her legs but nowhere else. I would hit that if she wore a burka and lifted it half way up.
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Old 05-11-2012, 02:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'd hit it but I never turn shit down....except little boys and I turn them face down.
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i'd hit it but i never turn shit down....except little boys and i turn them face down.
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Old 05-11-2012, 03:08 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I've done worse! As long as she doesn't "smell" old.
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Old 05-11-2012, 03:10 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2012, 07:25 AM   #35 (permalink)
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WTF. Either photoshopped or she used lotion on her legs but nowhere else. I would hit that if she wore a burka and lifted it half way up.
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Old 05-12-2012, 08:00 AM   #36 (permalink)
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WTF. Either photoshopped or she used lotion on her legs but nowhere else. I would hit that if she wore a burka and lifted it half way up.
It puts the lotion on its skin
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I've done worse! As long as she doesn't "smell" old.
Moth balls, Geritol and prunes (have to keep regular yaknow)
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